Horace’s Ode 1.11 Carpe Diem

Rewritten by Miracle Cradduck

Billy Mays here to tell you about Carpe Diem!

Don’t question when those Gods are going to end your or my shirt!

And those Babylonian numbers just don’t do the trick!

Don’t worry yourself about it any longer!

Whether Jupiter has done more tailoring on your shirt or this one is your last,

And now your washing machine is slowing down,

Take the impurities out of the shirt.

How?

Stop the hoping!

Stop waiting!

Stop putting trust into Tomorrow!