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yourmumratesme_ 389 points · 3d

I liked the pretty pictures. It made the jokes more interesting!

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___thestig___ 33 points · 3d

YOU

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yourmumratesme_ 133 points · 3d

ME

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largefoots 560 points · 3d

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

kamouille 41 points · 3d

That's the comment I was looking for :)

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davidkepplinger 14 points · 3d

That one is better than the OP itself

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Arsaja 161 points · 3d

Can anyone explain the Banach-Tarski one? Not for me for uhhh.... friend...

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de_mil 113 points · 3d

The Banach-tarski theorem stand that there is a way to divide a ball in a finite amount of subsets, then rotate and translate themand optain two perfect balls, each one of the exact same size as the first one. It's one of the many choice axiom related paradox.

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ronthemon 9 points · 3d

Only one I didn't get as well. I'll Google it and present my findings brb.

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no_clue 96 points · 3d

SURREALIST painted weird pitcures where a fish screwing a light bulb would be normal 1024 MB = 1 GB (gig) Helium is a noblegas which don't react with any other gas Charlotte Bronte created a character Eyre in the same called book 0K = apsolute zero(kelvin) Marx sad that while there are class there can't be peace (utopia) Mobius strip is a "one sided strip" [google pitcures]Oedipus complex (being attractes to your mother) + time machine=weird incest

no_clue 60 points · 3d

Polyphemus was tricked by Odyseuss who sad that he is Nobody. Later Poly sad that he was attacked by Nobody so everyonethought he was crazy Schrodinger's cat that is dead and alive in the same moment

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thought he was crazy Schrodinger's cat that is dead and alive in the same moment

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swatteamexit 1 point · 2d

Moranic: this is just how it is supposed to be but nobody uses this system

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amp_buttnoise 56 points · 3d

Well, wouldnt call them jokes.. As non of them are funny. A riddle is probably more suiting..

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romopijo 127 points · 3d

I found them funny

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de_mil 19 points · 3d

Well, some of them were funny… the first time. Not the 73th. Also, *none

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justin_babber 66 points · 3d

If these jokes are super intelligent, then I'm Einstein.

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romopijo 74 points · 3d

No, you are Justin Babber

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tyr888 13 points · 3d

i love your music

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carpofdoom 30 points · 3d

im stupid and i get these...

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romopijo 73 points · 3d

than you are not stupid, stupid

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ssejllenrad 90 points · 3d

Stop telling the stupid man that he ain't stupid. He knows he's stupid and he doesn't need anyone to tell him otherwise. He's notstupid, you know.

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dd123123 29 points · 3d

The Oedipus one feels so wrong and I feel so bad for laughing about it.

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cesarion 15 points · 3d

the newborn from you and your mother will not be you, but someone else, therefore, invade southkorea.

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gianoria7 14 points · 3d

Go say that to Fry

gublaman 15 points · 3d

Super intellectual? Really?

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Thjake 13 points · 2d

In America, it is.

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benang 1 point · 12h

So Gaben.... Half Life 3, when ?

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bigsoul 2 points · 3d

I didn't get the extrapolation thing , the banach-tarski thing , and the chicken thing . Needless to say that I need you , captain !

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gianoria7 12 points · 3d

Extrapolation: the ability to find information when you don't have them. Here, they only gave you a part of the answer. a strip that only has one single face. Banach-Tarski: The paradox of Banach-Tarski says that if you take a sphere of space and cutit into several pieces, it's possible to reassemble them into two spheres similar to the original, with the exception of a translation.*Fly away while walking away while not moving*

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bigsoul 3d

thanks captain !

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