A Beginners Guide to Apiology

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Posted originally on the Archive of Our Ownat http://archiveofourown.org/works/495747 .

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Major Character Death

Category: F/M, M/M

Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related FandomsRelationship: Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson,

Mary Morstan/John Watson

Additional Tags: Friendship, Love, Bees & Beekeeping, Old Age, Dreamy sexytimes,

a bit angsty, John is everyone's soulmate, Sherlock is a grump, What

else is new, Magical Realism, Alternate Universe

Stats: Published: 2012-08-25 Words: 10952

A Beginner's Guide to Apiology.by VictoryCandescence

Summary

John and Sherlock meet for the first time as old men in Sussex.

Notes

September 4, 2013:Two weeks ago marked one year since I posted this story and still to

this very day I get beautiful words sent my way about it. Hundreds of people have told me

how much they love it. I never thought it would have the impact it did, and it has made me

so grateful to feel a part of and contribute to such an exceptional fandom. I know I haven't

responded individually toeach one, but please know each and every comment means so

much to me, especially in such a tumultuous time in my own life. Thank you from the

bottom of my heart.

Also, something I've been meaning to do for a while now: Translations of this story into

Russianand Chinesecan be found atthose links, done by AO3 users KatiSarkand

Caroler, respectively. Additionally, a collection of love, art and other fond geekery

connected to this story can be found hereon my Tumblr.

Again, many thanks, friends.

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It was a nice little place, cozy and warm good for the arthritis in Johns hands, the old creaky joints of

his shoulders and knees. He had finally finished unpacking the few boxes that contained the tangible
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remnants of his life, set them about the small flat above the pub hed rented with his modest pension

and retirement savings. His RAMC mug hung on one of the hooks above the drainboard near the sink.

The box containing his old uniforms went up on a shelf in the bedroom cupboard. His gun, kept well-

hidden and unused all these years, was slipped beneath his pants and vests in the dresser drawer. Three

favourite framed photographs of him and Mary he placed upon the mantle.

The first was them young and laughing, only a few months into their relationship, on a beach in

Majorca. He still needed his walking stick then; though he wasnt holding it in the picture, he could tell

from the way he leaned heavily on Mary, the way she held him tight around his waist, as much anembrace as support.

Their wedding picture was a different story. They were looking at each other before a backdrop of

brilliantly orange and red autumn leaves. Johns back was straight and his legs strong and supporting

both himself and Mary as he dipped her slightly. He remembered that seconds after the picture was

taken, hed kissed her well and deeply for long minutes, but he didnt have to tell you that the looks

on their faces told anyone who saw the photo exactly what happened next.

The third photo was taken right before she fell ill. It was her sixtieth birthday, and she was wearing a

silly plastic tiara and holding a fairy cake with a candle stuck in. Her eyes were closed but her smilewas open and brilliant as she leaned into Johns side on a friends couch. John had a glob of frosting on

his nose and a comical frown, but the undisguised love in his eyes for the woman who had just

smushed his own cake into his face was clearly evident.

It had been almost a decade since shed died, and he still missed her every day with an acuteness that

never lessened. He just learned how to deal with it. He knew hed never find anyone hed love as much

as her, and he never did bother to try. He was just grateful that he got to spend the time he did with her,

that theyd found each other in this great wide world and made each other as happy as they could for

the time they had.

Johns limp had come back after she was gone, but that was all right. He was getting to be an old manthen anyway, and now, of course, he most certainly was. Mary always talked of moving to the country

when they were old, though they both loved London fiercely. She should be here with him, really, but

instead he was here now alone in her honour, for her spirit. He thought she would have loved Sussex.

So here he was.

A week went by and John realised that perhaps peaceful country life wasnt exactly all it was cracked

up to be. It wasnt like London for certain. Everything seemed to close as soon as the sun went down.

The streets were empty, the shops all shuttered. Only lonely cars would drive down the road

intermittently. Even the noise filtering up from the pub downstairs was merely sedate murmuring.

No one came to visit, of course.

Harry, who had always resented and disliked Mary for reasons unknown, hadnt spoken to him since

before they were married. Last hed heard, she was on her third wife, living in Manchester. All his

friends were gone or else much too old to come jaunting out to Sussex for a cuppa.

So John, in his lonely restlessness, took to walking out late at night, taking in the sights of the town

while everyone else slept inside their darkened windows. Sometimes hed wonder if people would talk

about him, this strange old man hobbling about after midnight, tapping the pavement with his walking

stick like it was the middle of the afternoon. He decided quickly that he didnt care. Let them talk. Godknows they needed some gossip in this town.

At first he would only walk around near the centre of the town, where the lamplights still were. Soon

he grew bolder out of boredom and took a torch with him down the darkened roads that lead to the


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edges of the town, where it was all sprawling manor houses and isolated cottages with acres of clover

in between.

One cottage in particular seemed different than the others. Whereas all the other cottages were perfectly

landscaped and manicured to the point of being painfully picturesque, this one was overgrown with

climbing vines, flowers tumbling across the long-grassed garden, mushrooms and mosses lining the

flagstone path to the door where others would have prim marigolds. John stood in the quiet night air

looking at it, wondering if it was still in fact inhabited, when his question was answered by what

sounded like a crash and an excited voice shouting triumphant swearwords. A light went on in theground-floor window and a long shadow crossed before it. John took it as a cue to leave before he was

discovered gawking at the front gate. But his curiosity ensured he would return.

Two nights later, he found himself passing the cottage again. There were no crashes or swearing this

time. No lights on either. But after a moment John heard music floating from somewhere, likely the

back garden. Violin music: soft and sweet and perhaps a bit sad. John realised he was holding his

breath to hear better. He let it all out in a long, wistful sigh. He sat on the low wall of the front garden

and listened. After a time John couldnt tell how long, and he didnt care the music faded out. John

got up and walked home again. The music stayed inside his head, a quiet lilt, for the better part of the

next week.

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Say, Joel. Do you know anything about that odd cottage down the north road going toward

Edenbridge? John asked the owner of his neighboring pub one afternoon, as he ate lunch. Joel put

down the glass he was cleaning and leaned over the bar, thinking.

Do you mean the one looks all a mess, with the bees?

Yes. Wait, there are bees? said John. Oh, of course that must be what all those strange boxes in the

back garden were. Hed seen them one night, after the night hed heard the music. All was quiet,

though there was a light on in one of the upper rooms. He saw a figure pacing back and forth behind

the shade. His curiosity had got the better of him, so hed peeked over the wall to see the back garden,

and had been puzzled by the rows of white crates he saw there.

Oh, yeah. Crazy old codger lives there, studies bees. Sells the honey sometimes Anna says she

swears it makes the best lemon honey scones, and Im inclined to agree. Oi, Anna!

Yeah, love? Annas curly ginger head poked out of the kitchen doors.

Doc Watson wants to know what that blokes name is, the one with the honey.

Oh, thats Mr. Holmes, she said, looking to John and coming over, wiping her hands on her apron.

Ooh, hes a mean one. But his honeys the best Ive ever had.

Bit of an eccentric, I take it? John said, smirking.

Eccentrics being nice. Hell sell to me, all right, but only when he feels inclined to, and not to anyone

he decides he doesnt want to deal with. Good for my scone sales though, as Im the only one hell sell

to on a regular basis. You should try getting some. Trust me, its worth the rudeness if you can.

I cant just walk up to his door and ask, can I? said John, though admittedly the thought had crossed

his mind once or twice before to knock up the door of the only other person in this town that seemed

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Only way to do it, Anna answered. He says he doesnt have a phone, and he barely ever comes into

town. You never know, he might like you. New face and all.

Yeah, said John, considering it a friendly challenge. All right. If I do, Ill get an extra jar or two for

you.

Oh, bless you, Doc, said Anna. She squeezed his arm and flashed him a smile as she went back in

the kitchen. Joel was a lucky man to have found someone so sweet, and John told him as much. It

made him miss Mary, but it lessened the ache to know that other people still had the chance to love asthey did and, he always hoped, for just as long.

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The cottage looked much different in the day. John could see that there was actually a rhyme and

reason to the way the vines snaked up the exterior walls of the cottage, and the overabundance of

wildflowers made much more sense now that he knew about the bees. He even noted that the fungi on

either side of the path to the door seemed to be grouped according to type, and tended to as well as any

flower bed. All around him, he could hear the soft hum of bees going about their work on the cloudy

yet mild day.

John got to the door, on which he found a small brass plaque that read S. Holmes.He raised a steady

hand to knock, but the door swung away from his knuckles, leaving his fist to drop through air. He

looked up, surprised. In the door stood a very tall, very thin man wearing a very deep scowl. His curly

dark hair was liberally streaked with silver and his eyes were grey as the sky and sharp as knives. He

struck quite an imposing figure, clad in a perfectly tailored black suit, and would be quite scary if John

was the sort of person to ever be frightened, which he wasnt.

Good afternoon, Mr. Holmes. I

Afghanistan or Iraq?

John froze, his offered hand wilting back to his side. The hand around the handle of his walking stick

gripped tighter.

Im sorry, what? I was just here to ask about

Youre not here about the honey. Thats all just pretext. Now tell me, I need to know. Afghanistan or

Iraq?

Afghanistan. Sorry, but how did you

The way you hold yourself, the command in your words, your mannerisms all say military. In the time

you would have been young enough to serve, we were still embroiled in the Middle East. Not to

mention the fact that youve been scouting my house for the past two weeks like a bloody

reconnaissance mission, but that well get to later. Come in already. Kettles just boiled.

The man spun on the spot and marched away through the house, leaving John in the open doorway.

John was stunned momentarily, but came back to himself. He walked just inside and closed the door

behind him. The sitting room he found himself in was a veritable den of curiosities. Entomologicalspecimens pinned beneath glass and anatomical engravings hung on the walls, along with charts and

graphs, all dominated by a sprawling map of London, speckled with pushpins and tacked with notes

waving like little flags in the breeze coming from the open window. A laptop computer was hidden on

a desk in the corner, poking out from the middle of a pile of newspapers. Piles of books were


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everywhere, overflowing from the shelves into small mountain ranges along tables and floor. On the

mantle over the fireplace, a knife was stabbed through a thick stack of letters, and a human skull peered

curiously at him from its perch there. The room was full, but it was an organised sort of chaos, and

John got the impression that the man could find anything at all inside it in seconds if need be.

In here, Mr... The man reappeared in the doorway leading to the kitchen holding a covered plate in

one hand and a rack of test tubes in the other. What was it again?

John Watson. Actually, its

Doctor! Ugh! said the man, before John could say it himself. He rolled his eyes in frustration, setting

down the test tubes. He withdrew a pair of rimless glasses from his breast pocket and proceeded to

squint sharply through them at John again. Of course! General practitioner for about thirty years,

RAMC and an A&E before. Your fingernails and the ridge of your left palm practically shout it. How

could I have missed that? Oh, I really must be getting old. He took the glasses off again and shook his

head at them, as if it was their fault.

John was more thoroughly confused than hed ever been. And, he noted with interest, impressed and

more than a bit intrigued.

I didnt actually catch your first name, John admitted, navigating carefully through the canyon of

books to the kitchen, making sure his walking stick didnt upset anything.

The name is Sherlock Holmes. Sit. Tea.

John sat, and took up the cup that Sherlock offered. It was evident that he was probably as lonely as

John was, and certainly not used to visitors by the state of his kitchen (which looked like a lab more

than anything else) and the fact that he neglected to use any kind of polite words when inviting him in.

So, said Sherlock brusquely. What exactly are you doing on your nighttime sojourns around myhouse and garden?

I, er, John looked down into his tea, suddenly embarrassed. I apologise. I didnt think youd notice.

I didnt mean any harm.

Well, obviously.What sort of threat could a man in his eighties with chronic arthritis and a neglected

psychosomatic limp pose to me? And, let me say just for the record, very little escapes my notice.

You missed that I was a doctor just before, said John wryly, not wanting to pass up the chance to rib

this odd, gleefully rude old man. Sherlock looked indignant, but his eyes were bright.

I said very little,Doctor. But was I wrong about anything yet?

Honestly, no. How can you do that, by the way? See all that just by looking?

I dont see, I observe. Ive spent the greater part of my life honing my skills as a consulting detective.

Until about a decade ago, I worked in London with the Met. When the police were out of their depth,

as they so often were, they came to me.

A consulting detective? asked John, amusement rapidly outpacing his confusion. Ive never heard of

such a job.

As well you shouldnt have. I was the only one in the world.

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The man puffed out his chest and took a self-satisfied sip of tea. John thought he could see a bit of a

blush come to his cheeks, which was amusing in its own way.

Im bored, you see, continued John. Thats why I go walking at night. Something to do. It feels a bit

risky, you know? Exciting. Even though I know the biggest risk out here is tripping over a lost sheep.

Anyway, I heard you. Crashing about and swearing, and playing the violin.

You heard me playing?

Oh yes. It was quite lovely.

The blush on Sherlocks cheeks was unmistakable now.

Anyway, John continued, I was curious. Anna and Joel that own The Blind Cat told me you sold

honey. So I came here, I suppose, with the intention of being a bit nosey.

Honest to a fault, I appreciate that, said Sherlock. John saw his mouth twitch up on one side, the first

indication of a smile hed seen since coming in. Sorry to disappoint, but theres not much to stick your

nose in. All my interesting days are behind me. Now all Ive left to do is wait for the end, read my

books and tend to my bees. If I could return the favour of blunt honesty to you, I never planned onmaking it this far into my life.

Neither did I, said John.

They both sipped at their tea letting a weighty silence fall over them. John tapped his walking stick

against his knee. Sherlock crumbled a biscuit between two long fingers.

So, said John, wanting to break through the sullenness. Why bees?

Ah! John watched Sherlocks face brighten again. Well, bees are noble creatures. And so

misunderstood. I confess I am a bit enamoured by the paradox of how such tiny things that can be so

violent can produce such vast quantities of the loveliest substance ever to touch the human tongue.

Sherlock rose from the table and beckoned for John to follow him out into the garden through the back

door.

Loveliest substance to ever touch the tongue, eh? I can think of a few others, said John under his

breath.

Doctor Watson, was that a crude attempt at innuendo? Sherlock said over his shoulder, but John saw

the smile in the creases around his eyes. It was Johns turn to blush.

What can I say, Ive become a dirty old man.

Sherlock turned to face him again. He was holding a strange metal contraption that looked like a cross

between a bellows and an oil canister. The look he gave John was long and appraising.

No, he said finally. Youve always been a good man. Youve had lovers in your time, but when

you found your late wife, she was the greatest, and last.

John was stunned for the second time that day.

Its like youre reading me like a book. Is it all that obvious?

To me it is, because its written on you in a language only I have trained myself to read. He took a

step back and his eyes darted to the side. I...I should apologise, shouldnt I. For being too forward. I

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John found himself smiling. Ive seen as much already. But no. No apology needed.

Sherlock tilted his head, as if that wasnt what hed expected to hear. Then he nodded. Right. Well.

Are you afraid of being stung?

Not particularly. Should I be?

Oh yes, said Sherlock, and John had to laugh. But this should allay the worst of it, he said,

brandishing the metal contraption. The smoke makes them listless, so well be able to take a lookunmolested.

Sherlock created a rather formidable cloud of pungent smoke around them, and John followed close at

Sherlocks back. He chose a crate, took off its top and slid a panel up from inside it. John watched with

fascination the clots of fuzzy little bees milling about on the panel, saw the perfect formations of

hexagonal combs, even spotted a bit of honey dripping down.

Beautiful, arent they? said Sherlock. I watch these little working gangs as once I watched the

criminal world of London. Remarkable how similar they sometimes seem.

Indeed, said John. Id like to hear about that some time, as well.

Sherlock slotted the frame back into the crate and replaced its cover before he looked back up at John.

Would you really? he asked.

Oh, yes.

Would you...would you come again to visit?

Certainly, said John, smiling again at the look of barely disguised excitement on Sherlocks face. No

use in both of us being lonely.

I should like to hear of your time in the army as well, if you dont mind telling. Perhaps you could start

with the story of how you got shot in the shoulder, and work your way back from there.

John stared again.

Damn it all. Ive done it again, havent I, Sherlock said, slamming down the bee smoker on a bench

near the back door.

I still dont know how you knew that, but Ill tell you, he said, surprising himself a bit. Its been along time since Ive told any war stories, but I suppose they are worth telling.

Sherlock looked back up at John. I know already theyre worth hearing.

John looked up at the sky above the softly shifting trees, at the steadily darkening clouds.

Better get back before it starts to rain, he said.

Come again tomorrow, if youve nothing on. Same time, about?

Yes. Ill be here.

Sherlock walked with John back through the house to the front door.

Oh! One more thing.


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Sherlock disappeared into the kitchen again. John heard a bit of knocking around, then Sherlock came

back, his arm cradling four jars of dark amber honey and a burlap bag.

Take these to Miss Anna; I know she asked. He placed the jars carefully into the bag. Keep this one

for yourself. Consider them a gift, please. Ive plenty of other dupes willing to pay for what they

havent the expertise or patience to get for free.

Thank you, said John. You like Anna, but no one else, it seems. Why?

Sherlock sighed. She reminds me of a girl I knew. Very sweet to me, though I always treated her

unkindly. Its a sort of futile, backward penance, I suppose.

Well, she knows youre not as bad as you try to seem, said John. And now so do I.

How will I ever live it down? said Sherlock, and John saw him smile fully this time, wide and real.

See you tomorrow, then, said John, took the bag of honey and left. The walk back home was a

pleasant one, and even though he got a bit damp having not been fast enough to beat the rain, he still

felt warm and happy for the first time since hed moved to Sussex.

Made a friend today, I think, Mary, he said out loud in the quiet of his flat later that evening. He

popped open the jar of honey with his jar-opening gizmo and stirred a generous spoonful of it into his

bedtime tea. First one in a long time. Odd bloke, but then again I always did like the odd ones, didnt

I?

The tea tasted like the way a springtime field smelled, all grass and clover and clean breezes. Not

overly sweet or flowery, but full and almost earthy. John savoured it well, and went to bed that night

still smiling.

---

The next day was sunny and warm, the smell of damp earth drying filled his nose as he walked down

the road at a leisurely pace. Something told him hed better save his energy for his visits to Sherlocks.

The man might be almost as old as him, but he acted as spry as if he were still three or four decades

younger. Its as if he just disregarded the rules of aging as easily as he did the rules of social

convention. John wished he could be that nimble again.

He was wishing it double an hour later, as he ran fast as he could from a swarming of accidentally

angered bees. (When youre eighty, however, running is a relative term.) Sherlock had enlisted hishelp in collecting the honey from a particularly full hive, and had accidentally upset his collecting

bucket, which in turn knocked Johns walking stick over, which rapped rather forcefully against the

side of the hive, sending the bees into a panic that the cloud of smoke couldnt assuage. Thankfully,

today Sherlock had insisted on the precaution of long canvas gloves, work aprons and silly-looking

wide-brimmed hats draped with netting for the both of them. Soon theyd outrun the bees, but not

before falling over the garden wall, loping through a rugged patch of clover, dodging through a stand

of scrubby elm trees and finally laying flat on their bellies in a stream. John was out of breath, wet, and

dotted with stings.

On top of that, his stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

Sherlock clung to him, just as helpless in the throes of hysterics, and they gathered each other up to

sitting, still in the stream.

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Im a genius, Sherlock huffed back. Youforgot your walking stick.

John looked down and around him, splashing in the stream as if it would come swimming up beside

him. Sherlock only laughed harder. John looked back up at him, and Sherlock was beaming.

Absolutely beaming atJohn,as if he were the most fantastic, extraordinary, fascinating thing Sherlock

had ever seen. They pulled each other up out of the wet muck and clambered up the bank and back

toward the cottage.

Johns leg didnt hurt at all.

He left the walking stick in the garden, lost among the long grass.

Sherlock changed and made tea. He lent John one of his dressing gowns while his clothes dried out by

the fire. It was a lovely garment, more luxurious than anything John had ever owned, made of a striped

blue silk that felt like warm water on his skin.

They settled into Sherlocks mismatched armchairs and had their tea.

After a bit, Sherlock leaned forward and spoke, his eyes shining. Would you like to hear about thetime I sneaked into a top-secret, secured military base in order to investigate an unsolved murder

committed under seemingly supernatural circumstances?

Oh, god yes, said John, knowing his eyes were just as bright.

John only remembered the time when he happened to glance out the window and see the sun glowing

bright orange, dipping beneath the horizon.

Id best get back, then.

Sherlock nodded, though he looked a bit disappointed. John knew hed have talked all night, and Johnwould have let him if he wasnt so tired. As much as he wanted to stay, even Sherlock would find it

rude if he fell asleep, surely.

Tomorrow? Sherlock said, somewhat tentatively, when John re-emerged from the loo after changing

back into his now-only-slightly-damp clothes.

Yes. John didnt even hesitate.

Once again Sherlock stopped him by the door and disappeared somewhere in the cluttered little cottage.

He came back brandishing a gold tin of salve.

For the stings, he explained, and pushed up Johns sleeve, exposing an angry little red welt. Sherlock

dipped two elegant fingers into the salve and applied it, smoothing it in completely using the whole of

his palm. John couldnt help but sigh. Sherlocks hand stilled. Of course hed noticed.

Sorry, John said. Its...been a long time since someone else has touched me. He winced, hearing

how embarrassing that sounded. Im sorry, I shouldnt have said it like

But Sherlock only dipped his fingers in again, and pressed them to a sting on the side of Johns neck,

never breaking eye contact with him. He massaged it in, using slow, deliberate movements, and it felt

like heaven. The mint-cool of the salve combined with the heat of Sherlocks palm made Johninvoluntarily lean into the contact, and his eyes fluttered closed for a moment.

Then Sherlocks hand was gone. John straightened up and cleared his throat.

Thank you, he said, hoping he didnt sound as strangely affected as he felt.


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Sherlock pressed the tin into Johns palm. Keep it. Ive a hundred of them about. I mix it myself; its

useful for loads of things. Sherlocks tone was casual, but John noticed he wasnt meeting his eyes

any longer.

Goodnight, Sherlock, John said as he walked down the flagstone path back to the road, back straight,

no limp whatsoever.

Safe home, John, Sherlock answered.

John put the tin inside his pocket, but kept his hand on it. It was still warm from being held by

Sherlock, and John didnt let go of it until the warmth seeped out and all that was left was his own.

When he finally got home, John was too tired to make tea, but he snuck a spoonful of Sherlocks honey

anyway. It tasted a bit different this time, sweeter and more smoky, with a hint of mint. John licked the

spoon clean and fell asleep with the last bit of sweetness still clinging to his lips.

---

They continued seeing each other almost every day, for weeks that quickly turned to months. John

went out into the woods with Sherlock, hunting for chanterelles and strange poisonous leaves. They

spent some lovely late summer afternoons on a hillside that overlooked the valley in the seat of which

the next town over was cradled. Clear autumn nights would find them huddled together beneath a pile

of blankets as John traced the shapes of the stars for Sherlock, teaching him the names he never knew

they had. John still helped with the bees, too, and also with experiments and concocting new recipes to

use the honey in. When John could persuade him, Sherlock would follow him into town. Theyd take

lunch and spend the afternoon on a bench in the small square, John marvelling at Sherlock as he

relayed the town gossip he could glean from things like the scuffs on handbags and the wear on coat-sleeves.

All the while they traded stories, exciting tales from long lives well-lived, lessons learned from grave

mistakes, and soon the deepest secrets and regrets theyd carried inside the dark of their minds.

He was only eighteen, and my hands were in him when he diedJohn would choke. OrI never got a

chance to tell her again how beautiful she looked; to me, she never changed.

I later found out I hadnt done anything to him, but the uncertainty of the blackout scared me more

than anything in my life,Sherlock would say in a hushed voice. AndHe was always good to me,

always protected me, and not once did I thank him outright.

On nights like those, theyd abandon the armchairs in favour of sitting together on the couch, not

touching, but close enough for each to feel the other near.

---

Oh my, look at that mess, Sherlock said, glancing toward the window. The time had got away from

them again, it seemed.

Bloody hell, when did that happen? John got up to get a better look outside; Sherlock followed,

coming up close behind him to peer out the small window over Johns shoulder.


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Judging by the size of the flakes and the rate of snowfall, Id say its been happening since half four.

How am I ever going to trudge home in this? John groaned and ran a hand across his forehead.

John, dont even entertain the notion of it! Your toes will be black with frostbite before you even

reach the bridge.

Well what am I to do, I havent got anyone I could call for a ride at this hour, and besides

Stay, said Sherlock.

John stepped back from the window and looked at him.

Yes, well, I suppose I could kip on the couch, given the circumstances. Better than freezing

Nonsense. With your shoulder, and your arthritis? You wont be able to move for a week. No. You

take the bed.

And leave you to sleep on your own couch like a transient? Certainly not.

I just wont sleep. I hardly need to. I have that mushroom experiment I could

This time it was Johns turn to cut Sherlock off.

We could both stay in the bed. Is it a double?

Sherlock hesitated, then nodded.

All right then. Thats sorted, said John, feeling a bit triumphant at having won the argument against

Sherlock. But Sherlock was looking concerned. Hed gone over to the mantle and was running a finger

along the ridge of the skulls sutura coronalis.

Whats the matter? asked John.

Hm? No, nothing. Nothing.

John fixed him with a look.

When Sherlock realised John was set on being stubborn, he relented.

All right, he said, flipping his hands up in the air and rolling his eyes before slumping heavily into his

armchair. Ive never actually slept with anyone before.

John couldnt hide the smile that spread across his face.

Sherlock, your virtues safe. Im not going to try anything funny. Im too old for all that now.

Thats not what I meant! Sherlock protested, sitting up straight as a rod before wilting down again to

lean on his knees. I meant Ive never shared a bed with anyone in any capacity platonic, sexual or

otherwise for an entire night. Is there is there some sort of protocol? You know Im not the most

adept at that sort of thing.

John was laughing outright now, but Sherlock was looking more and more serious. The old man dothprotest too much,thought John.

When have you ever cared about protocol of any kind? Youre overthinking this, Sherlock. All were

going to do is lay down next to each other and fall asleep. In the morning Ill call Anna and ask if she


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wouldnt mind coming to pick me up. Thats all.

Sherlocks scowl loosened, but he pressed his steepled fingers to his lips. What if I kick you? he

asked.

Ill kick you right back.

Well, thats not very nice.

Dont kick me then! John hadnt felt this giddy and this tired at the same time in a long while. He

was just now realising how late it had got.

Lets turn in. I promise not to kick you if you dont kick me, all right? Come on now, its getting cold

down here.

Sherlock lead John upstairs to his bedroom. John was genuinely surprised to see how sparse and neat it

was, compared to the rest of the cottage. Just a large bed, a wardrobe, two bookshelves and a chest of

drawers that looked like an old-fashioned library card catalogue.

Whats that? John asked, pointing to the card catalogue as he pulled on his borrowed t-shirt andpyjama bottoms. Sherlock carefully kept his gaze averted as he changed, facing the far corner. John

often forgot about the protocol of modesty himself, having first been in the army, then living with a

wife who preferred to lounge naked about the house. Im dressed, you can look, he added.

Sherlock turned finally to see where John was pointing.

Oh. Sock index, said Sherlock, in the tone that John had come to know as meaning thats all the

explanation youre supposed to need.

Its a good thing I dont actually live with you, said John.

And why is that? Sherlock said, raising a brow in confusion and slight offense.

I dont think Id ever be able to understand the way you keep house.

Sherlock smirked. Youre assuming theres a method to the madness.

Is there?

Not one youd ever be able to understand.

They clambered into bed after a cursory negotiation of which side they should each be on. Sherlocklaid flat on his back and pulled the covers all the way up to his chin. John settled on his side, facing

away from Sherlock with a generous gap of space between them, so Sherlock wouldnt feel any more

awkward than he already did.

So you really slept all those years with another body in your bed? Sherlock said after a few silent

moments.

John turned onto his back and glanced over at his friends sharp profile in the darkness, the only light

the reflection of the silver moon off the snow, through the window.

Yes. Actually, Ive found I always tended to sleep better when there was someone beside me. John

was feeling candid, so he took a chance that Sherlock was feeling the same. You say youve never

slept with anyone, but surely youve...you know, sleptwith someone, right?

Ive taken a few lovers, none of which were particularly long-lived or well-advised bed partners, said


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If we were young men, I would kiss you.

I would suck sweet purple bruises into the delicate flesh of your neck. Id tongue at your nipples and

run my fingertips along your sides and drag my nails through your soft dark curls until the want inside

you made itself known in the hardness you would push against my hip, and my own would nudge up

against your belly in answer.

Out of clothes, under covers, hidden from the world. Just you and I, nothing between us but our sharedbreath and the slick of sweat as we press our bodies together. There would be time enough for soft and

slow, then time enough for it to give way to hot and desperate, mouths sliding against each other,

tongues laving salt-sweet skin, hands cupping and smoothing and caressing, fingers delving, plunging

slick and clever into your tightest, warmest place.

And you would say Please, I need

And I would say Yes oh, oh god yes

I cant, I want...I want it, give it all to me...more, more

And I would try, but I couldnt hold it inside me any longer

So I would come, moans pouring out of my mouth like water

Cock pulsing inside you

Or yours inside me

I would want to feel what its like to be filled up with you, pushed up inside me and wrapped around

me at the same time.

I could take you in my mouth until you begged and panted and burst, your semen coating my lips and

tongue like honey.

Id have liked to feel you writhing beneath me, breathing deep and trembling as I held you, watch your

face open as you unravel in my arms, all the clever words quieted and racing thoughts halted for one

moment your full mind blissfully clean and blank and white like the field after the first snow.

Then I would hold you, as Im holding you now. Back pressed up against belly, arms circled tight, my

hands over your heart that beats steady inside your chest. Protected from the cold, from sadness, from

being alone the night could be infinite.

And we would feel as if we had all the time in the world.

---

Shortly after the new year, John had dressed and was about to leave on his daily walk to Sherlocks

cottage when he realised he didnt think he would make it much further than down the stairs. So he sat

for a while, willing the strange feeling to pass, but it didnt. He fell in and out of a fitful slumber in his

chair, and before he even registered that time had passed he woke with a start, night having suddenly

fallen outside his window.

A sharp rapping at his door caught his attention again, and he realised that was what woke him. He

mustered his energy and shuffled slowly over to the door, opening it to reveal a rather flustered looking

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John! he said, his tone strident and a little accusatory. You never came today. I waited for you. I

even called, but your mobile is dead again and he stopped, squinting as he did when he was looking

closer for something hed spotted. He drew his glasses from his pocket and slipped them on his long

nose, though he hardly needed them to see the state John felt like he was in. I was worried, Sherlock

finished, all the bravado knocked from his words. Youre not feeling well.

I was going to, John tried to explain, gesturing to his shoes and coat, still on. See? I was on my way.

But I. Uh. It suddenly felt like too much exertion to stand and speak at the same time. John wilted, but

Sherlock was there to catch him before his legs disobeyed. He guided John over to the small faded

settee, and sat him gently down, kneeling before him on the carpet.

Youre here, John said.

Obviously, John. Sherlock cocked an eyebrow at him as he worked the laces of his shoes loose and

slipped them off Johns feet. Youre not delirious.

No, I mean you came into town. You never come into town by yourself, ever.

There was nothing worth coming in for until now, Sherlock said. He helped John off with his coat.You havent eaten. Goodness, John. Weve reversed roles, here.

John smiled. Theres bread in the basket on the worktop, he said. Teas in the cupboard over the

stove.

Sherlock shed his own coat and shoes and rolled up his sleeves like he was preparing to dig a ditch.

John watched him through the kitchen doorway, darting back and forth from kettle to toaster to

cupboard to fridge. Soon enough, he came out bearing a tray laden with two steaming cups of tea,

toast, a cheese and tomato sandwich cut in two, and the nearly-empty jar of honey Sherlock had given

him in the summer.

You didnt have much, but I made do, he said, though he was clearly quite pleased with himself.

Thats because Im always eating at your house anyway, you git, John said with laughter in his

voice. But well done, you.

Thank you, Sherlock said magnanimously as he drizzled a bit of honey on a triangle of toast.

John could only make himself eat three bites of the sandwich and drink half his tea. But Sherlock was

trying to coax him into eating at least a bite of toast and honey more.

Did you know that Hindus believed that honey is an elixir of immortality? he said. And in ancienttimes it was used as medicine because of its antiseptic properties. Some believed it to be a god-given

panacea, as it is the only food that will not spoil.

How is it you know all that, yet you couldnt even find the Big Dipper in the sky?

Its a matter of importance, John. Please, eat. Just this last bit.

Sherlock dipped two fingers into the sticky, golden translucence that pooled in the bowl of the spoon

balanced precariously on the jar. John saw the honey dripping, watched Sherlock bring his fingers up

and separate them slightly, creating little threads that stretched between like rope bridges. He broughtthem to Johns lips.

And John took Sherlocks fingers into his mouth, suckling at the sweetness, swirling his tongue around

pad and nail and knuckle, licking every last bit of sweetness from them. The honey tasted better than it

ever had yet, mixed as it was with the slight tang of Sherlocks skin.


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Oh, Sherlock breathed, his eyes heavy-lidded and mouth slack as he watched. John hummed around

the fingers, unable to help himself, not wanting to stop sucking though the honey was gone. Sherlock

withdrew them slowly, eyes locked with Johns, lingering to swipe the moistened tips along Johns

lower lip, sending a shiver right through him.

More, John whispered. Sherlock dipped the spoon into the jar. But this time he spread the honey

right across his lips, making the creased, pink bow of them drip and shine. He looked up at John almost

quizzically through his lashes, blinking slowly.

John didnt need any coaxing this time.

He leaned forward and pressed his lips to Sherlocks, feeling the stickiness smear onto his own lips,

thick and somewhat deliciously filthy like something he wouldve done in his younger days. And

indeed, inside that moment, it did make him feel young. He sucked the pillow of Sherlocks bottom lip

between both his own, the honey not even half as sweet as the sigh Sherlock made when he did so. He

traced the tip of his tongue along the peaks of Sherlocks upper lip then, and Sherlock pressed back,

soft yet insistent. His hands came up to curl around the back of Johns neck, cradling the bottom curve

of his head, fingers burying themselves indulgently in the short, feathery strands of hair. John circled

his arms around Sherlocks chest, pulling him in close, holding on as tight as he could muster until he

felt faint, and not just from the delirium of happiness. He closed his eyes and let Sherlocks big hands

support his head, let Sherlock continue to press slightly sticky little kisses along his jaw, his brow, his

cheeks and nose. The joints in Johns hands ached from gripping the fabric at the back of Sherlocks

jacket, but he didnt want to let go. Finally Sherlock drew back, and John opened his eyes.

Thank you, John said.

I should be thanking you, said Sherlock.

Whatever for? I made you worried and annoyed, forced you out of your nice warm cottage into thesnow just to get here and have to take care of me.

Yes, but today is my birthday, you see.

Oh, Sherlock. Johns heart dropped. Im so sorry, I didnt know

No, no. Any apology you attempt to offer is completely pointless. I couldnt have asked for a better

gift than to finally get to kiss you after all these months.

---

Sherlock held John fast to him, helped him walk the short distance to the small bedroom on the other

side of the kitchen. He sat him on the edge of the bed and changed him into his pyjamas, careful fingers

undoing his zipper and buttons, pulling soft cotton on and smoothing it down as he lay back. John had

to smile sadly to himself; he didnt think the first time Sherlock would help him out of his clothes would

be like this. But the gentleness he used tugged at Johns heart all the same; even more since he knew by

now just how finite Sherlocks patience was.

Rest now. Youll feel much better in the morning. Sherlock said it with the sort of conviction that

told John he wanted it to be true more than he actually knew it to be.

John woke somewhere inside the grey light of dawn to find Sherlock dozing in a chair at the foot of his

bed, long skinny legs propped up on the end of the mattress, wrapped up in Johns old spare quilt. In a

pile by the door was an overnight bag, a toiletry kit, and a violin case. He mustve gone and come back

while John was asleep. As if he could feel Johns gaze on him, Sherlock opened his eyes and looked at


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John, shifting just slightly in his chair.

Moving in, are you? John said, his voice still sleep-rough and quiet.

Only until youre feeling well again, Sherlock answered. Ive grown accustomed to your assistance,

John. Ill need you in top form for the early spring honey harvesting.

John chuckled, though a pang of sadness welled up inside him.

The unfortunate thing about being a doctor was that you knew what it was when you began to die.

John had been expecting it for some time now. It was the entire reason hed tied up all of his loose ends

in London, closed his practice and took his ease out here in Sussex. To say he was looking forward to

it wouldnt have been entirely wrong but that was last summer, before hed made an unlikely friend

in Sherlock Holmes and found himself wishing, however subtly, that he hadnt begun something so

wonderful so close to the end.

Sherlock gave a great yawn and stretched his arms up and out, his joints cracking loudly in the quiet of

the bedroom.

I am going to make use of your shower, he announced. And then I shall assist you in your ownablutions, if you wish. After that, Ill make us breakfast. You should go back to sleep for a bit. You

have a few hours before I could officially wheedle you about being a lazy lie-about for still being in

bed.

John laughed at that. It was rather difficult to be sad when Sherlock decided the day was one to have a

sense of humour. He drifted off a bit listening to the sound of the shower and Sherlocks baritone

humming, trying not to wonder how awful this would have been if he was alone, as hed planned.

John never did get out of bed. But Sherlock didnt poke fun at him as hed promised. He did hold to

helping John wash up, with a soft flannel and bowl of comfortably hot water at the bedside. Sherlockeven shaved him, his dexterous fingers pulling Johns wizened skin taut with infinite care. It felt

intimate in a way John hadnt even expected hed never let anyone drag a sharp razor across his face

before, but Sherlock did it quick and smooth, with not a single nick at all. It was the greatest indication

John could think of to show how much hed come to trust Sherlock over the past few months, and the

significance of it wasnt lost on either of them.

Sherlock brought him tea when they were through. John took only a sip or two before he decided he

hadnt the stomach for it. Sherlock didnt try this time to get him to drink any more. The little he did

have was wonderful though, John had to admit. It tasted like Sherlocks kiss had the night before; was

scented like his sweet breath, felt like his warm, honeyed lips upon Johns own.

I see you brought your violin, John said. Sherlock looked over at the curvy black case and waved his

hand at it dismissively.

I was just going to polish it up to pass the time while you were resting, perhaps re-string it as Ive been

meaning to.

Could you maybe play a bit for me? I havent heard you play since well, since before I met you.

Sherlock smiled.

Its not usually something I do for an audience, but for you Ill make an exception.

He went to the case and took out the instrument. After a rub of rosin and a bit of tuning, Sherlock

began to play. John closed his eyes and let the music carry him in and out of a sort of twilight sleep. It

was sometimes exuberant, sometimes mournful, sometimes bursting with joy. John didnt know how


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long Sherlock played it could have been minutes or hours but when he let the last timorous note

drift from the strings, John felt as if Sherlock had been speaking the entire time through the music,

telling him things words alone couldnt convey. He finally understood why a man as rooted in

rationality as Sherlock was staunchly refusing to believe that John was about to die.

It didnt make it any easier to accept that hed be leaving him behind.

---

I used the last bit of honey for your tea this morning, so this ones just got a bit of sugar, Sherlock

said. He set the cup on the bedside table, though he knew John couldnt drink it. I have another jar for

you. Perhaps two.

I dont think Ill be needing any more, Sherlock, said John.

Sherlock looked at him with a sort of futile anger in his eyes. John mustered up the last of his energy

and scooted over in the small bed.

Come here, he said.

Sherlock took off his jacket and shimmied beneath the covers. He scooped an arm beneath John and

wrapped his legs over him until he was as close as possible. Sherlock still looked angry, but John could

feel him trembling against his side.

Its okay, you know, said John very softly. People die. Thats what people do. He got the idea that

no one had ever been gentle with Sherlocks feelings, try as he did to suppress and deny his emotions.

But it isntfair, John, Sherlock said. John felt moisture against his neck as Sherlock buried his face

there and hugged him tighter. We should have had our entire lives together, or at least more time than

this.

I had my life, and you had yours. Were both lucky we got the time we did, John said, though his

voice was growing feeble and thin. But yes, I would have loved to know you when you were

younger.

And I you, said Sherlock, drawing himself up just enough to look at John. We would have made

quite a pair. Dashing about London being clever and brave.

John smiled at that, and Sherlock returned it though the tears still slipped traitorously from his eyes.

Oh, come on. None of that now, John chided gently, wishing his arms didnt feel so heavy so that he

could reach up and swipe the little wet trails from those lovely cheekbones. Tell me one last story of

yours, John felt the pull of deepening slumber overtaking his body. It wouldnt be long now. I just

want to hear you.

Its not a last story, John, Sherlock said, so certain that John ached to believe him. But Ill tell you

the best. It begins like this: Once there was a grumpy old man who lived alone with his bees and his

genius in the countryside. He didnt even know he was lonely, until a nosy ex-army doctor came

sneaking round his garden.

I think Ive heard this one before, John whispered.

Yes, well, its my favourite.

Mine too, John admitted.


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Sherlock told the story of the last six months as if it were a fairy tale, embellishing and hyperbolising as

he saw fit. John let himself relax into the sound of Sherlocks voice, against his body and the hum

inside his chest as he spoke. If he could have chosen a way to go, this felt as close to perfect as he ever

could have imagined. He remembered doing the same for Mary, laying with her in the hospice bed and

murmuring sweet nonsense into her ear until she slipped away, holding her until she grew cold and the

other doctors came to take her body from him. He looked up into Sherlocks face, the deep lines around

his eyes crinkling fondly as he returned the gaze.

You love me, John said.

An excellent observation, Doctor, said Sherlock. Now, if you please, Im just getting to the best

part.

By all means, continue.

John closed his eyes and breathed out for the last time, Sherlocks storm-grey eyes the last sight he saw,

Sherlocks big hand curled around his face the last thing he felt, Sherlocks voice the sound that carried

him out into the quiet, peaceful darkness.

---

John was never very religious. Yes, he believed in God, to an extent, but he never went along with the

notion of afterlives for the good and bad. He always held the rather rationalist belief that once you died,

that was it. You ceased to exist, just like before you were born.

Which is why he found it a bit strange that he was suddenly someplace bright.

He knew he wasnt in heaven, or anyplace like that. This place felt more like a dream than anything

else, but it was more solid, more vivid and detailed. He could see colours and hear specific sounds,smell the exhaust from cars and the freshly-cut grass.

It was a park, to be exact. A place he recognised near Barts, back in London.

His heart started to beat hard inside his chest when he realised just where he was, and when. He looked

around and then he saw her, sitting in the distance a few metres away.

Mary.

This is the day Im going to meet you, John said, not loud or soft, because somehow he knew she

would hear him either way. He felt his chest fill up and his breath caught inside his lungs. Just here, asIm walking through the park. Youll be sitting right on this bench. He sat down next to her, took her

hand in both of his. Tears welled up in his eyes. This means I get to see you again, we can have more

time with each other

But Mary placed her hand on Johns cheek and looked him in the eyes, her rich brown ones into his

deep blue. It stilled him. She shook her head. All the happiness that had filled him was lost, and the

tears that slipped from his eyes then were in sadness instead of joy.

What do you mean? Why cant I see you again? I want to. God, I miss you so much. I love you.

Please.

Mary took her other hand and placed it on his opposite cheek, wiping away his tears with the soft pad

of her thumb.

You cant see me because I dont exist here. I had my life with you. We found each other when we


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needed to be together the most. Youre a rare man, John Watson.

And why is that? He couldnt stay sad, not when she was touching his face and looking at him with

such love.

You know how they say people have soul mates? Well, its sort of like that. Some do and some dont.

And sometimes someone has two. Youre one of the odd ones, John. Youve got two people that

needed you. You actually found both of yours, so you get to come back. If you want to.

So I have a choice? John asked.

Of course, said Mary.

What if I want to stay here with you?

You dont, said Mary simply.

John knew she was right as soon as she said it. In any case, he knew better than to think he could stay

inside a dream, no matter how wonderful it felt to be with Mary again.

But he existed before; why didnt he need me then?

Because this time is going to be a bit different. I cant tell you whats going to happen, because I dont

really know. But somethingis, and youll be there because he needs you to be there. Just like I needed

you there. John, I was always going to die. Thats what happens. But my days would have been

miserable and much fewer had you not been there to take care of me. To love me and be mine. I had

you all to myself, and I loved you with my whole heart. Now he needs to love you just as well, because

you deserve more time together than you got. And because youve already fallen for him.

I have? John asked, his mouth quirking into a smile against Marys palm.

You have, she answered, raking her fingers through his hair.

I have, John said, and this time it was a statement. It was true. After Mary, he never thought he

would have had enough love left to give someone else, but as it turned out his supply was replenished.

And now it belonged, improbably yet completely, to Sherlock Holmes.

For the first time, John felt worried, and even a bit scared. Mary seemed to know, because she moved

closer to him on the bench and wrapped her arms around him. He could feel her warmth, the beat of

her heart and the movements of her breathing, as if she was real.

Will I remember you?

I dont know, she said thoughtfully, rubbing her soft cheek against his stubbled one, the way she

always used to. Maybe. Im a part of you already; I have been for a long time. I dont think that will

go away, though you might not recognise its me.

So will will this keep happening, then? Will I die again and wake up and lose him too?

No. This is it; if you decide to go youll only come back the once. And youll likely live a fine, long

life, just as you had. Its not going to be any easier, though. No life ever is. There will be long stretches

of sadness. You might even hate each other for a time. It wont change the fact that youll need eachother. But if its meant to, youll wind up in Sussex again, together.

I knew you would have liked it there, John said. God, he could even smell her hair, her favourite

perfume, and the unique way it mixed with the scent of her skin.


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