8/9/2019 A Story From Malaysia

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AStoryfromMalaysiaOneday,anAmericanbusinesmanarrivedatKualalumpurAirport.Afterhecheckedoutfromthecustoms,hefeltheneededtogotothetoilet,sohelookedforone.Whenhefoundthetoilet,therewasaladysittingattheentrancewithsomecoinsonthetable.Whenhewasabouttoenterthetoilet,

theladystoppedhimandaskedforfortycents.SincetheladyisCantoneseChinese,sheusualyspeaksinCantonese.FortycentsinCantoneseis"seikok".So,shesaid,"SeikokMister...Seikok...."TheAmericanwonderedwhyinMalaysiatheyhaveto"seethecock"beforeenteringthetoilet?Sohesaid,"No".Buttheladyinsisted.Sincehehadnochoice,hetookouthiscockandshowedittoher.Theladysaid"No!No!","Duit,Duit!"(moneyinMalay),buttheAmericanmisunderstoodagainandthoughtthatshesaid"Doit!Doit!"Soheasked,"Now?Here?"Theladyreplied"Yes,yes!"becauseshedoesn'tquiteunderstandEnglish.TheAmericanthoughtthatshewantedtohavesexwithhim,sohe

strippedtheladyandmadelovetoher.Theladystartedscreamingandshouted,"SAKIT!SAKIT!"(paininMalay),andtheAmericanthoughtitwas"SUCKIT!SUCKIT!"Hesaid"OK!Iwillsuckitforyou"andtookbothbreastsandsuckthem.Theladyagainscreamed"Oh,TUHAN!"(Oh,MYGOD....inMalay).TheAmericanmisunderstoodagain."TooHARD?OK,sweetheart,I'llbegentlerabit,"theAmericanreplied.Suddenly,asecurityguardwalkedby,sotheladyshoutedforhelp,TOLONG!TOLONG!"TheAmericanreplied,"Nottoolong,just6inchesonly."