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• I’m talking about Weird Al first (bio, music, what I like about him), and then I’m singing White & Nerdy, without accompaniment, while showing this PowerPoint

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怪人艾尔Weird Al Yankovic

徐安11/19/2008

White & Nerdy白皮肤的书呆子

They see me mowin'My front lawn

他们看到我在割草

I know they're all thinkingI'm so white n' nerdy

我知道他们在想我是白人又是书呆子

Think I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!

他们觉得我皮肤太白 ,我太像书呆子

他们觉得我皮肤太白 ,我太像书呆子

你看得出来我是白人又是书呆子吗？

你看我—我是白人又是书呆子！

I wanna roll with the gangsters

But so far they all thinkI'm too white n' nerdy

我想加盟帮会但是弟兄们还是觉得我皮肤太白，我太像书呆子

白人 书呆子！

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdyReally, really white n'

nerdy

我觉得我就是皮肤太白，太像书呆子

我觉得我就是皮肤太白，太像书呆子

我就是皮肤太白，太像书呆子

我皮肤特别白，又特像书呆子

First in my class here at M.I.T.

我是麻省理工学院班上第一名

Got skills, I'm a champion of DND

我很棒，我是 Dungeons and Dragons 的冠军

M.C. Escher that's my favorite MC

我最喜欢的主持人是M.C. Escher

Maurits Cornelis Escher毛瑞特斯 ·柯奈利斯 ·艾雪

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

我不喝酒，我只喝格雷伯爵茶

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

我的轮子不乱转你会发现它们静止不动

All of my action figures are cherry

我的玩具小人都是全新未动

Steven Hawkings in my library

我的书架上有斯蒂芬霍金的书

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

我的 MySpace 网页特别复杂

很多人求我把他们放在我网页最前面

Yo I know pi to a thousand places

我会背圆周率小数点后一千位

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

我没有假牙但是我带牙齿矫正器

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

我叫的三明治永远都放美乃滋

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I'm a whiz at Minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

我很会玩 Minesweeper我可以好几天不停地玩你一看我玩就会感到特别惊奇我的手指动得好快快得把房子都要烧掉了

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number 1Do vector calculus just for fun

超级软件我全都用过我是最懂 Pascal

电脑语言的人微积分是我的休闲爱好

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

我没有机枪但我有焊枪

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

我最爱听“ Happy Days”的主题歌

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

玩乒乓球我会把你打得一塌糊涂

所有冷僻知识我都知道

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

我对 Java Script 和Klingon 的电脑语言都很熟

现在让我继续唱

They see me roll on, my Segway!

I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

他们看到我在骑滑板车我心里知道，他们觉得我

皮肤太白，又是书呆子他们觉得我皮肤太白

太像书呆子他们觉得我皮肤太白

太像书呆子你看得出来吗？我是白人

又是书呆子你看我—我又白又呆！

I'd like to roll with the gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy

我想加盟帮会但是我皮肤太白，太像

书呆子

白人！ 书呆子！

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdyHow'd I get so white n' nerdy?

我觉得我就是太白，太像书呆子

我觉得我就是太白，太像书呆子

我就是太白，太像书呆子

我为什么会这么白，又这么呆？

I've been browsing, inspectin'X-men comics you know I

collect 'em

我在看 X-men 漫画书你知道我收集漫画书

The pens in my pocketI must protect 'em

我必须保护插在我口袋里的笔

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

只要有电脑键盘我永远都不会无聊

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

我常上网买减价的光碟

I edit Wikipedia 我会改写维基百科

你好！

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

我把“ Holy Grail” 电影背得很熟

我现在就能背给你听，让你在地上滚来滚去哈哈大笑

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML for them all

我帮人建立网页，做我的生意

当我的朋友需要帮忙写电脑程序的时候，他们找谁呢？

我帮我所有的朋友写HTML

Even made a homepage for my dog!

我还帮了我的狗做了一个网页

Yo! I got myself a fanny pack

看！我腰上挂了一个钱袋

They were having a sale down at the GAP

GAP 商店有大减价

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

我整晚抱着一卷気泡垫啪 ! 啪！希望没人看见我

这样子

I'm nerdy in the extremeand whiter than sour cream

我是最呆的书呆子我比酸奶还要白

I was in A.V. Club and Glee Club and even the chess team!

我曾经参加过 A.V. Club ，合唱团和西洋棋队

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

我觉得最难的问题就是：该喜欢 Kirk 还是喜欢

Picard ？

I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my underwear!

我每个周末都去文艺复兴营

我内裤上有我的名字

They see me strollin'They laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'cause

I'm so white n' nerdy

他们看我走过就嘲笑我他们对我翻白眼因为我又白又呆

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

All because I'm white n' nerdy

Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

因为我皮肤太白，我是书呆子因为我皮肤太白，我是书呆子因为我皮肤太白，我是书呆子天啊！我真的又白又呆

I wanna bowl with the gangsters

But oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy

我想和弟兄们打保龄球但是，你知道—

我皮肤太白，太像书呆子

白人！

书呆子！

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

我觉得我就是皮肤太白太像书呆子

我觉得我就是皮肤太白太像书呆子

我就是皮肤太白太像书呆子

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

你看我—是不是又白又呆！

Weird Al Yankovic怪人艾尔