The following song is a collection of The British Empire's territories, colonies, and protectorates at its height. (1815-1930)

Parody of 50 states that rhyme 126 British territories, colonies, and protectorates that kind of rhyme inspired by last week tonight.

When I was small i studied British history, the teacher said would you stand up and do something for me? When I asked what? he just laughed and handed me a map. He just smiled and said list every British territory colony and protectorate at the height of the british empire. My knees began a knocking and my words fell out all wrong, then suddenly i burst out with this silly little song.

Well in North america theresAlbertaArctic islandsBritish columbiaDominion of newfoundlandManitobaNorthwest territoriesPrince edwards islandsQuebecSaskatchewanand just a few to go withYukon territoryandontario

lets go to India with:Andaman islandsAssamBahawalpurBaluchistanBarcoa Gujaratthats where gandhi was fromBengalBiharBombayBurmaCentral indiaCeylonDamanDelih Eastern statesGilgitGwaliorHyderabadKaraikalKhanpurKolhapurLaccadive islandsMadra statesMahealmost there withMysoreNorthwest frontier provinceNicobar islandsObcan statesOrissaPunjab statesRajputanaSikkimSindUnited provincesWest indies statesYanamcentral provinceschandernagore

keybogipunjab

lets go to asia with Hong kong where theresHong kong islandsNorthern KowloonSouthern Kowloon

now Malaysia!BruneiDindingFederal Malay statesJohorKedahKelantanLaubanMalaceaNorth BorneoPerlisPerrangSarawakSingaporeTerengganu

were about half way through with good old OceanaBrunelCook islandsDominion of new zealandEllice islandFiji islandsLord Howe islandNauruNew guineaNew hebridesNew south walesthats 3 news!Norfolk islandNorth BorneoNorthern australian territoryPapaPortuguese TimorQueenslandSarawakSouth australiaVictoriaWestern australiagilbert islandspitcairnsolomon islandstasmaniatonga

theres only happiness in Africa with

AdenAnglo-egyptian sudanBechuanalandCape provinceCyprusEast africaEgyptGambiaGold coastNatalNigeriaNorthern rhodesiaNyasalandOrange free statethats a wierd nameSierra leonenow our song is almost doneTransvaalUgandaWalvis bayZanzibarbasutolandhadramautkuwaitomansomalilandswazilandtrucial states

And for the atlantic that no one really needed theres

Argentine claimEnderby landFalkland islandsRoss Dependencyheard islandsmac donald islandssouth georgia

Now here's the final piece of the puzzle, europe with Irelandscotlandwhalesand England

Now britain's just a tiny little reminder of why a lot of people can speak english