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Ta’anis Esther 6:10pm - Mincha, followed by a shiur on Hilchos Purim

Purim Night 7:10p - Ma’ariv, followed by Megillah 9:00p - Second Megillah 10:30p - Mesiba for men & boys, at Sollofe

purim day 6:45a - Shacharis ≈7:20a - Megillah 8:15a - Second Shacharis ≈8:50a - Second Megillah 10:00a - Third Megillah 9:57a - Latest Shema 3:00p - Yeshivas Mordechai Hatzaddik 4:15p - Mincha 7:00p - Mesiba, followed by the annual Zuroff Production & Ma’ariv

Parashas Ki Sisa 6:20p - Mincha & Kabbalas Shabbos 6:15p - Candle lighting (20 min.) 6:35p - Sunset 7:25p - Shema (50 min.) 9:30p - PM Parasha Shiur 8:30a - Shacharis 9:55a - Last Shema (Gr"a) 5:05p - Daf Yomi (both) 6:05p - Mincha 6:36p - Sunset 7:13p & 7:26p - Ma’ariv 7:26p - Havdalah (50 min.)

SE'uDA SH'LISHIS sponsored by Barry & Barbara Nagler, in memory of Barbara’s beloved mother, Ruth Cohen, Rachel Mushka Bas Yitzchak, whose yahrzeit was on Ta'anis Esther.

for next week:

March 8 9 10 11 12 13-------------------------------------------------------------Tallis/Tefillin 7:00 6:59 6:57 6:56 6:54 6:52-------------------------------------------------------------Shacharis 7:30 6:50 6:50 6:50 6:50 6:50-------------------------------------------------------------Last Shema (Gr"a) 10:54 10:53 10:5 10:52 10:50 10:49-------------------------------------------------------------Mincha 7:25p all week, followed by a short shiur-------------------------------------------------------------Sunset 7:37 7:38 7:39 7:40 7:41-------------------------------------------------------------Ma’ariv 7:46 7:47 7:48 7:49 7:50-------------------------------------------------------------Shema (50 min.) 8:27 8:28 8:29 8:30 8:31

"BRITCHES" - annual dinner honoring the people who wear the pants in our community. Slackers need not attend.

NEw LECTuRE SERIES, "weed for a Yeed" - group meets at 11pm Tuesday nights in French Park. First installment, "Bong on fun unfong," will be next week. Sponsored by the Joint Distribution Committee.

ExCAvATION OF the new Shaarei Torah - CZE tunnel is expected to begin in the next few weeks. we thank the Jewish Foundation for allowing us to repurpose the funds originally allocated for the CST-CZE ski lift.

CHDS ALSO wISHES to thank the Jewish Foundation for supporting the construction of its new campus in Mason. "Life Begins at CHDS!"

CANCELLED: In light of the ongoing winter weather, all classes at CHDS and Atara are being called off until further notice.

PuT YOuR HOuSE - or business - on the MIzrach wall! Every three months, starting from Pesach, one of the backlit glass etchings on either side of the Aron Kodesh will be available for rent.

ANNOuNCEMENTS, cont'd

NEw SERIES: "The Kollel Runs on Carbs," every Sunday morning after the 8:15 minyan. Breakfast at 9:00, followed at 10 by a ten-minute learning seder. Light snacks will then be served, followed by a five-minute shiur by a Kollel staffer. The program wraps up with a superlative, five-course brunch. TuMS optional.

KOLLEL EMTZA HALYLA - Show those greedy sleepyheads at Kollel Dirshu what it's all about! Group meets at 4:15 EvERY morning in the CZE Library. Stipend? what stipend? we've got bragging rights, and the rings under our eyes to prove it!

CHANGE OF ADDRESS: In an effort to create a more "East Coast" feel to our village, Amberley village will now be called "Boro Park." Now, when you visit your family, you can tell people you are from Boro Park! Discussions are in place with EZ PASS over putting a toll booth on the little bridge on Elbrook.

FAIR AND JOuST - to be more fair to families of all economic classes, CZE will hold jousting competitions for aliyos. waivers will need to be signed, as jousting poles will be real. Rabbi Travis asks all jousters to please consider putting CHDS in your halachic wills.

HETER MECHIRA: Due to popular request, the Rav will now offer a Heter Mechira for our Mispalelim. This is no simple Heter Mechira; this shtar sells your makom kavu'a in Shul to an Eino Yehudi, removing all kedusha from that spot, allowing you to speak/text/surf at your leisure during davening.

DEER HuNTING - recently, several of our mispallelim have been sighted in army fa-tigues, running through the creek and wooded areas of our village, hunting deer. The village Police have asked the Shul to please discourage our congregants from taking part in such practices.

The Rav is speaking Mishlo'ach manos I don’t hear him; I’m sleeping Only four weeks till Pesach Behind my shtender And it's all chometz

Makom kavu’a— Get the projector I want one, as long as I what would Purim be without Needn’t pay for it Raffie's video?

Five below, again.But the scientists insistIt's global warming

Solve each riddle, R Y E L L A G N I L w O B O O T Sthen find the answers A I L Y A M K E N O v A A v E B Nin this array L D A w N R O A D I S w C I H w Oof letters! u R D Z I C L O L A v E N D A E R C u K T O S L T B P A C I L v O M E O C I G q E H R O N H E N I G T S F O P R P L I E w x S T P S I u M O R S O v C O S T O E S I H T A B u C H H E I M S R Z L F L A S R O R w S O T A H L T I M R D F u K L E B I K x v u E A P A A E R L A N T S N R F O u R B R N H R A B N C v A A D H O I E R O A S S N O I C O M M E C H I T Z A P T K Y C N Look for the answers J u D Y D I E K M E Y E R A I A E in next week's K R E N N A v A K L u M R A Y J P Newsletter!

PEOPLE:

1. Rabbi who would tell you not to waste your time doing this puzzle AvI SHAFRAN

2. Cincinnati native and member of the original Zichron Eliezer MANISH SPITZ

3. Long-serving volunteer leader of Knesseth Israel Congregation JACOB LuSTIG

4. Cincinnati’s favorite synagogue woodworker RON HENIG

5. Nom de plume of punster and prolific provider of Purim prose, now in Toronto YARMuLKE vANNER

6. Gentile female acting principal of CHDS; she knew how to bentsch! JuDY DIEKMEYER

7. Jewish female principal of CHDS PENINA KRAuT

PLACES:

1. Location of CHDS in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s DAwN ROAD

2. Kosher bakery in Golf Manor BuCHHEIM’S

3. Frum neighborhood in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s ROSELAwN

4. A street near the zoo and an unorthodox place of worship ROCKDALE

5. Original name of the last free-standing kosher butcher shop in Cincinnati PILDER’S

6. German Synagogue led by Rev. Rabenstein NEw HOPE

7. Old mikveh location KENOvA AvE

8. CHDS used its gym for many years JCC

wORD SEARCH, cont'd

FIRST NAMES:

1. Cincinnati Hill where many Yidden are buried PRICE

2. The original Zichron Eliezer KOLLEL

3. Perennial CHDS accompanist Jablonski ATARA

4. Two guys often found on automotive HvAC MAx, NORM

LAST NAMES:

1. K.I.’s master of cholent and soup wECHSELMAN

2. Rabbi who headed the local rabbinate from the ‘60’s to the 00’s SHARFSTEIN

3. A reformer, a supervisor, a distributor, and a producer wISE

4. Dam Tzfardeya bandleader KIBEL

5. R’ Chaim, dignitary who graced the Rav’s investiture BRESSLER

6. Bagelman MARx

7. Retired sha’atnez sampler LAvENDA

NuMBERS:

1. Number of founding Kollel members still in the Kollel TwO

2. In the next five years, how many times will 9 Av be observed on Sunday? FOuR

3. In the past five years, how many times has Purim been observed on Sunday? FOuR

4. At its peak, how many locations did Hot Bagels have? FOuR

THE GANTZE MEGILLAH:

1. we know Haman paraded Mordechai through the snow because M. wore these BOOTS

2. The month in which the Purim story began, according to the first verse MAY

EvERYTHING ELSE:

1. It became Cincinnati Kosher vAAD HOIER

2. Raffie Zuroff’s’s breakthrough hit SOTAH

3. It was raised twice in the old K.I. MECHITZA

4. The original function of CHDS’ current home BOwLING ALLEY