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  • 8/10/2019 Hovik Englishdsfdfsdfhgsjdfgsjdhfgsjfhgsjfhgsjdfhsgjdfhsgjfdhsdgjfnhzbcxmxcnvbxm,cvbmzxnbcvzjhgsdjfhszkdjghsfhgdafjkdfhdvg zxcb,xcb

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  • 8/10/2019 Hovik Englishdsfdfsdfhgsjdfgsjdhfgsjfhgsjfhgsjdfhsgjdfhsgjfdhsdgjfnhzbcxmxcnvbxm,cvbmzxnbcvzjhgsdjfhszkdjghsfhgdafjkdfhdvg zxcb,xcb

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    !aking Pie Course "#"(this is a theatrical $uet or me an$ my la$y rien$% Ms& Pie)

    )* Hello% whats your name+* ,y name is delicious ie)* I love pie% my name is banana -uy+* Hmm% we got the ingredients% lets bake banana pie)* .hat a coincidence% I teach baking pie% lets rst discuss course )/)%then if I see enthusiasm% we will discuss higher course and procedures&+* I am open to all procedures)* .hat would you do% if I get thirsty before baking pie+* I will serve you thirst clincher)* ,y thirst clincher is honeydew melon !uice+* 'oth are yours% suck away)* 0o you also get thirsty before baking pie+* 1h yes% my thirst clincher is% banana !uice)* my banana is yours clinch away% as long as you wish

    +* 1h yes% I will clinch away)* lets get to ne2t 3uestion% how much pie would you serve me+* A piece of triangle shape)* No% no% no dont be stingy% serve me the whole oval shape+* you will get it all% my banana -uy)* I am allergic to garnish% if I eat% I will choke% if I choke% I cant poke+* No% no% no please dont choke% so you can poke)* Therefore no garnish% let makes me perkish+* 1k% no garnish% you will get it% lean and clean)* Now% I got the spoon% you got the dish% what do you wish+* 1f course% I wish to lick the spoon)* I like to lick the dish+*Then we both will be perkish)* In that case% we will start with% thirst clincher% then procedure 45and 65+* I will embrace all your procedures)* Now that we discussed the procedures% I can see the dough is rising+* 1ven is preheated and ready too&)* 7es my dear% you have the enthusiasm& 8adies% you heard the bell% putyour names on the board% Ill get back to you as after Im done with ,s&ie% please only the talented ones&

    My Little !ig S'eet ('hite chocolate) Na$ia

    Nadia Nadia my (ussian fantasia% imported to 'altimore America9very letter in your name% seems like a delicious #-A,9$

    N% stands for% Natural Nutrition% as you areA% stands for% Appeti:ing Aroma% as you are0% stands for% 0reaming 0arling% as you areI% stands for% Ideali:ing Image% as you are

    The last letter is an #A$ hope to be an Arrow toward me% carryingyour love every day% no matter Im near or far away&

    ! S

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    I come and go by bus I had a bag of grassSe2y mama asked what is in the bagI said you can have it but give me a kissShe asked me again what is in the bag0o I get my kiss if good you get stripteaseNo striptease in bus wait until we get in house

    7oull be mine everything will be ne Then you do striptease Ill insert and sei:e.hen we got in house everything started fast;&&.hen I part dont throw dart give me a spot in your heartShe said I feel so good is there anymore in the bagSo everything started again we carried on and on and on

    Shining Suns

    I get up every morning I hope to stop wondering-ot two suns shine at east another one shines at westIf I lose any sun shine life will be hellish oneI got a large heart to keep all together not apart0ont blame for loving them I wont survive without them

    alentine*s +ay

  • 8/10/2019 Hovik Englishdsfdfsdfhgsjdfgsjdhfgsjfhgsjfhgsjdfhsgjdfhsgjfdhsdgjfnhzbcxmxcnvbxm,cvbmzxnbcvzjhgsdjfhszkdjghsfhgdafjkdfhdvg zxcb,xcb

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    Re$ Rose , Love A rose when is picked% will not stay fresh and alive for long time% if onedoes not know how to take care of it or look at it as a pleasure ob!ectonly& To me a women is like a red rose% to be looked% cared and lovedrespectfully% for life time% not only for short time as a !oyful companion& Inmy life time% I have seen many red roses% smelled some% touched few%but the moment you came to view% then and there I somehow knew% youare not !ust another red rose% because you the most precious one%brought shine to my eyes and smile returned to my face% my heart startbeating faster and faster&

    .hen your sweet refreshing fragrant% rising from your beautiful body%traveling way ahead of you reaching me through the air that I breath%getting inside me% uplifting me and my spirit% and your ever e2isting%e2citing presence giving me the !oy so rare that I have never felt before&1h% oh hoe short live becomes that happy moment when you pretend tobe indi>erent toward me% by putting your fragile emotions of mistrust% as

    a barrier between us% due to your past unpleasant relationship withsomeone else&.hen you walk away leaving me standing alone% with my eyes

    hopelessly following your disappearance& I felt dark% dark clouds of sorrowand uncertainty over me% feeling pu::led and momentarily unconscious& AsI came to my senses% I knew I couldnt let anything discourage me%because I have already seen and felt e>ects of your magical presence%making me reali:e you are and always will be in my mind& I must searchto nd ways to get closer and closer to hold you so ever gently in myarms% as a red rose should be hold& To give you comfort% trust and lovethat you really deserve& 1f course% I know that wont be easy% when youhave surrendered yourself with harmful% punishing thorns of mistrust%making my ngers bleed% as I try to get close to touch you& I am awarethat rose is protected by its thorns% toward unwanted pickers and harms& Iam not here to pick you and harm you&

    I know blood is essence of life and lack of it cause death& Nomatter how sharp your dagger shape thorns make me bleed% covering myhands completely with blood% leaving my ngers almost senseless I wontbe discouraged& I am sure !ust one slightest touch of your tender body% willgive me hope and strength to assure you% that my intentions are harmless%honorable and you are and will be the only reddest% gentlest% aromaticrose of love and life% and my feelings for you are ever lasting% bloomingfrom my heart and soul&

    Therefore I will endure every obstacle and pain to guide you towardpath of happiness% using sunshine of love and respect% if and only if% !ustonce your protective thorns of past disappointments% be put aside& 8et mebe your protector of any harm that you might be afraid of& I would likeyou to know you are not alone in being afraid% I am afraid too% but notafraid of any harm or discomfort% I am afraid of the life and love withoutyou% because everything is so beautiful and sensational when you arearound& 7ou are and will be above% way above all red roses& 7our aromais the most inviting and mesmeri:ing& 7our beauty unchallenged &

    7our sensuality above imagination& 7our generosity in kindnessunbelievable& The rst time that we hugged% !ust for a moment% wasenough to engrave rst letters of% red rose love%?((8* on my heart

    reminding me that we belong to each other% ad there will be nomeaningful life% if we are apart% because% no matter how far away from

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    you% as I hear the word red rose or see a red rose% I feel your presenceand warmth in my heart% then I feel sad and lonely% then all of a suddenyour most powerful magnetic power of love pulls me back toward you&

    The purpose of life is to be happy and spread happiness to theones that we care and love& Happiness comes from compassion and beingnon !udgmental% by giving an opportunity to someone like me% who showscompassion% consideration% devotion and love& So% please dont push meaway !ust because others in your past& 8et your passionate% vibrant andfaithful love% come alive again in my arms&

    A red rose of love and life like you% that already spread roots in myheart% get all the nourishments needed for ever lasting happiness to bealways alive through my love& I know I have lot to be thankful for all Ihave in my life% but I also know life is not and will not be completewithout you& "or all nonbelievers thinking I am !ust a dreamer% let themknow% I need no other dream in my life% but dreaming of you and onlyyou% my red (ose of 8ove and life% for ever and ever% and remember

    Roses are re$ iolets are -lue my heart al'ays -elongsto you

    B

  • 8/10/2019 Hovik Englishdsfdfsdfhgsjdfgsjdhfgsjfhgsjfhgsjdfhsgjdfhsgjfdhsdgjfnhzbcxmxcnvbxm,cvbmzxnbcvzjhgsdjfhszkdjghsfhgdafjkdfhdvg zxcb,xcb

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    To My +earest ,ne Since you left% my days come and go with no meaning& As I get up fromanother sleepless night% I see in hori:on sun shines all around me but notover my lonely aching heart& I am lost without you% life passes meworthlessly% people around me become !ust moving shadows% I see nobodyand I feel nothing& How long I have to endure this heart breaking painfulseparation& I wish every morning to see you ne2t to me and feel thewarmth of your tender loving body&

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    last earthly valuable belonging% my heart% and turn it to candle to burn%yes to burn for ever slowly to give you light and warmth% to keep youcompany in your dark and cold lonely nights% never leaving youunprotected& 7es I will% because% I cant and dont want to live without yoursweet smile% warm kisses% tender shivering touch and devotion& 9verything%yes everything about you makes the most desirable woman in my life&Now that I have nothing earthly Ill wait to !oin you in heaven% so helpme -od&

    To My Cousin 0or$on

    I got a cousin name -ordon he is not a wardenHe might not be fertile but he races with turtle1nce he went to get wine to make a customer feel neAfter while customer said where is wine afternoon is goneI saw sun was up I was embarrassingly downSo I said -ordon is gone youll get it sundown

    ,ore romantic an ne to en!oy delicious wine.ell -ordon is an old bear but mostly very fareNo% no% no dont you dare he might Care bite your rearAnd if you are gay he might spray so stay away

    They say when he getsDEDE completely forgets then protests .hy do you all complain cause me so much pain.hat do you gain Im not really insaneSo what I like grass color of my eyes

    7es I like to Cy high in the sky so Cy% Cy with me% in friendly sky1r get% get o> me let me feel heavenly8et me smoke% smoke away let me Coat% Coat awayHigh sky high Im !ust a guy not afraid to dieSo let me be free dont chop me like worthless tree0ont see me as -lass half empty but see me as -lass half full8et love% love each other dont hate your friendly brother

    1 2T 3

    Im sitting on a chair% watching people here and thereSome look happy and gay% others sadly on their way.hat is #IT$ that makes some people happy

    .hat is #IT$ that makes some people sad1ne may come face to face with #IT$% one may like or dislike #IT$1ne may try to avoid #IT$% one may try to defeat #IT$'ut you cant live without #IT$.hen you have #IT$% brings smile to your face.hen you lose #IT$% brings tears to your face.hen you have #IT$% sun shines in a cloudy day.hen you lose #IT$% one sees no sun in a bright spring day.hen you have #IT$% you Cy high in the sky.hen you lose #IT$% you want to cry.hat is $IT$ so heavenly then hellish% Im not saying anything foolish1F let me tell you what #IT$ is% #IT$ is love yes #81G9$I am lucky I found #IT$% I hope never to lose #IT$8ets go my love live a long life% every day full of #81G9$&

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  • 8/10/2019 Hovik Englishdsfdfsdfhgsjdfgsjdhfgsjfhgsjfhgsjdfhsgjdfhsgjfdhsdgjfnhzbcxmxcnvbxm,cvbmzxnbcvzjhgsdjfhszkdjghsfhgdafjkdfhdvg zxcb,xcb

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    S'eet Hin$

    I was walking down the street I noticed her sweet seat Two words printed on her rear on one cushion% (ock% ne2t one% (ollI was out of control% I said my name is ,ac% I like yourbackShe said her name is "lo likes to get down low and blowI said Im not a freak my snake in your crickI !umped on her hind anchored down and grind1ne hand on her chest ne2t one on her restShe cried oh my 8ord what a pleasant hard swordSuch a lovely pain orgasm was her gain"irst curtain was down "lo got her fun,y !ob well done second curtain was mine"lo slow got down low rst looked then gently hold8ick% lick% lick my prick licking like ice cream cone1h "lo you know how to blow you make my eyes glow% !uices

    Cow0ay was gone !ob well done she was sad to partI said dont worry Ill be back with ,ac attack

    A Flo'er From MA4!.RR4 All I know about this Cower is her name% J07%& I dont know how todescribe her& 9ven for rst time that I met her and we got introduced%she captured my attention and curiosity& There was something about herfriendly behavior% specially her kind soft voice% which still rings in my ears&

    The spark in her eyes% her plain but heart warming smile& I know myself% Iam in love with someone else and I see no one but her% my heart andmind is only with her% so what is going on with this udy& I dont knowshe makes me wonder& udy comes and goes from time to time and Idont see her again for a week or so% then she appears again& She greetsme with her shining eyes% loving smile a tender hug& Again same thing% Iam left in ama:e& .hat is going on& .hen she appears her presence%especially as I said her voice% which more sounds like a whisper of naturein a colorful eld of Cowers and her aroma puts me out of all worries andgives me% the most peaceful loving mood& .hen she hugs me for few

    seconds% I like to hug her back and hold her for even two more second tosmell her hair when it touches my check which brings pure unconditionalcalmness in me& 8ately I tried to avoid being hugged by her % but shee2tended her arms holding my hands with her soft ngers for a minutebut I pulled away with hidden shyness not letting anything to e>ect me& Iam for some reason unease with her& There is some kind of giving andcaring about her that interests me& 1h no% no what am I doing this is notright& I should control this kind of feelings and see her like a wildbeautiful Cower that is only for smelling and admiring but not picking totake home& This Cower should stay fresh in the eld for others to comeand admire same as people of ,ayberry which have been en!oying foryears& 7es you guessed it right this Cower% J07% is from ,ayberry% grownin aunt 's garden and bloomed in 'altimore& Ill keep smelling only the

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    three Cowers that I have% two on one side of Atlantic and one in theother side&

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    ,nly For 4our .yes8ife has many turns and twists% ups and downs% happy and sad moments%Successes and failures% rules and regulations% logic% black and white;It has its own uni3ue way of showing up in each persons life time% it

    !ust doesnt matter where or how or who is involved& In my opinion% loveis 8ifes biggest and most diKcult pu::le that everybody is face witheveryday& .e try to solve it to the best of our understanding using ourheart and mind& Now please be kind% read the pu::le that I am encounterwith% help me out because I consider you as a fair passionate humanbeing% I know I can trust you to keep this between us& I know it is not acrime to fall in love% so help me to shad a light on my dark worrisomeheart and then I tell you who the #precious$ one is% that got me ine2tremely diKcult situation% so please read it carefully& I never all my lifetold anyone about all wonderful love relations I had% not even after theywere over% because of respect that I had for them% I kept everyone incorner of my mind% but this one might not bloom% so I can smell the #wildrose$ that I am facing most of the time& 9very time that I see her or !ust

    think about her% my poor heart starts beating faster and louder% my eyesglow when she appears in my sight% my face radiates all over her likesun rays in a bright sunny spring day & I try to control myself hide myfeelings% to no avail& 1h how painful it is % why% why in this stage of mylife% this maybe forbidden love% comes to life again& If I tell her I mightlose her% but if I dont % I might lose my mind& 1h you confusing painfullove% what are you doing to meE If she re!ects% would it be meaningfullife after that% could I go on% would I be wondering like broken heartedone% with nothing to gain but pain% what should I doE I !ust want to bekind% give her a loving look% a gentle touch% a tender kiss% no% no not !usta kiss% I will cover her whole body with million of kisses from head totoe% back and fort all around& 1h my% my if I could !ust tell her aboutthis beautiful% passionate love that I have for her& I wonder% did she everhad anyone to e2press his feelings to her% the way I would like to do&

    There it goes again% I hear a voice% no% no not you % go% go away logic goaway brain% you always want to say no% but I am not going to listen toyou this time% like last time and go away far away% without sayinganything& Now after more than a year I am back and !ust one look all ittook to Care my hidden painful love for her& .hen I saw her smile% rightthere I felt heaven in front of my eyes% so this time% I let my heart dothe talking not my mind% then she might say yes& .hat then I would bea trader or loving confused being& 1h I% I dont know anymore% what isright what is wrong& All I know is% I do have enough love and respect for

    the ones so dear to me& I !ust need little understanding from her% I dontintend to hurt anyones feeling& ,aybe this would be the best solution& Ilet her decide& I hope she will take a deep breath% use her heart and mind% not !umpthe gun% pushing me in front of moving vanED She should know I am notinsane but !ust a #loving poet$ in painful pu::ling love game of life& Nomatter she accepts or re!ects% only our hearts would know about it& 8ife isabout caring and sharing& .e all are hear today gone tomorrow& I reallybelieve% she % at least% deserves to know about it& Now my friend gureout her name from this coded sentence&She is% #revitali:ing$% #inspiring$% #treasure$ of an #Atlantic$ si:e&

    0o what is right dont break my heart

    So I can whisper to your soft ear Find loving words when full moon shows

    ))

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    Holding you in my arms until warm sun rise Then start a new day having love every day'9