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Book was designed by EHU students during Idre's Klimaite workshop.
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Subjective guide to vilniuS
Made during the workshop with eHu students, 2013 january, held by indre Klimaite
CLEANWALLS
NOT COOL
KAIP ZIURI, TAIP
IR MATAI
PAMESTAS VOLKSWAGEN
PASSAT PILTELIS.
RADUSIAM - ATSILYGINSIU.
ANGLU, SVEDU, RUSU, SACHMATAI,
KOMPIUTERIO PAGRINDAI.
MOKAU MATEMATIKOS IR BIOLOGIJOS
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LAISVE NUO
NARKOTIKUPAGALBA
NEMOKAMAI
DIEVAS YRA VISU
ZMONIU, O YPAC
TIKINCIUJU, GELBETOJAS.
DIEVAS YRA VISU
ZMONIU, O YPAC
TIKINCIUJU, GELBETOJAS.
Superkame:
automobiliusmotorolerius,mikroautobusus,motociklussunkvežimius
Superkame:
automobiliusmotorolerius,mikroautobusus,motociklussunkvežimius
90%NAPIKANTOSKYLA IS MEILES TRUKUMO 10% DEL DEMESIO STOKOS
KAI NERA KAMYLETI,MYLI TA, KAS YRA
KAI NERA KAMYLETI,MYLI TA, KAS YRA
MINUTES ILGUMAS
PRIKLAUSO NUO TO, KURIOJE TUALETO
DURU PUSEJE ESATE
VILNIUSFULL OF
SPACE
Yeurainava DziyanaKopelianski VeronikaJakunenskaya Valeryia
researchproject?
What kind of project?
Oh! I’m just a tourist!
Yeah, you can take a photo of
me
- Why do you need to take this photo?
- Will my face be visible?
- I’m shy a little bit.
- Should I take off myboots?
- Sorry, I’min a hurry!
- Is it okay?
- Maybe I tiea scarf inanother way?
- Oh, shoelaceis untied!
- Maybenext time?
- All you need is my scarf?
- Only the shoes? Interesting!
- Wait, I needto fix my hair!
- I have the wild hair!
- All you need is my scarf?
- How do I look?
Put my feet like they should be on photo
MY scarf?MY grannYknItted It fOr Me
- Do you have a mirror?
- No, I can’tdo it!
- Where thephotos willbe placed?
- What about my face?
- No, no,my shoes aredirty.
- Please, hide my face!
- Wait! I’ll cleanmy shoes.
- Scarf?My grannymade it.
- My boots aren’t fashionable.
Photo of my boots?Well, they are not veryfashion-able
Photo of my boots?Well, they are not veryfashion-able
- Whatshould I do?
- Yeah, of course you can!
- I like having my pictures taken!
- Are you sure that you needright me?
Why do you need to take this photo?Naumenka AnastasiyaRybak AliaksandraSakharova Natalya
THERE ARE SEVEN LARGE
AMERICAN-STYLE SHOPPING MALLS:
GEDIMINO 9,AKROPOLISPANORAMA,
EUROPA, OZAS, VCUP, MADA.
You can’t visit Lithuania and not bring back some
gintaras, or amber. This fossilized tree sap has
adorned thrones of kings and tombs
of pharaohs for thousands
of years.
DOUGLASYVES ROCHER KOSMADADROGASKRISTIANAPREMIERCASCADALIMADACHARLES&KEITHSWAROVSKIALAN DEKOELEKTROMARKT
JYSKEGOISTASMEZONTIGER
You can’t visit Lithuania and not bring back some
gintaras, or amber. This fossilized tree sap has
adorned thrones of kings and tombs
of pharaohs for thousands
of years.
ALIKANTECHESTERCLARKSS.OLIVERBAGS&MORE
ECCODEICHMANADIDASAMARIVUSREIKERSPORTLANDMOTHERCARE
LEGOCHIKOLIMPOPO
NEW YORKER HAVE PRODUCED GLOBAL IMAGE
IN COMBINATION TO BROAD
FEATURE OF CUSTOMERS
IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
ZARABERSHKAMANGOMEXXBIG STARMONTONNEW YORKERPULL&BEARTIMBERLANDESPRITRESERVERDSEPPALAMOTIVILINDEXTOM TAILOR
NEW YORKER HAVE PRODUCED GLOBAL IMAGE
IN COMBINATION TO BROAD
FEATURE OF CUSTOMERS
IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
MARC O’POLOGERRY WEBER
LEVI’SGINO ROSSIPROMODNIKECLARKSJACK&JONESBENETTONPUMAVERSACEHUGO BOSSCALVIN KLEINELEGANT LINE
D&G
In the store brand Reserved
can choose clothes for every taste,
from “flirty” dresses to strict
office, from sportswear to
home wear. Either way you can
emphasize and make it complete
by interesting accessories
“Reserved”.
MARC O’POLOGERRY WEBER
LEVI’SGINO ROSSIPROMODNIKECLARKSJACK&JONESBENETTONPUMAVERSACEHUGO BOSSCALVIN KLEINELEGANT LINE
D&G
In Acropolis works singular
in Lithuania shop of clothes
Peek & Cloppenburg, which represent
brands, like Versace,
Hugo Boss, D&G, Tommy Hilfiger,
Marc O’Polo, Calvin Klein.
Laikova Katsiaryna, Smal Aleksandryna
SOMEtHINGHAS
CHANGEDAndrés Albert Pérez
Begoña Cutillas Azorín
Juan Miguel Rodas Romero
Sara Serrador Coso
KARL MARX
“FROM EACH ACCORDING
TO HIS ABILITIES, TO EACH ACCAORDING TO HIS NEEDS.
Ronald Reagan
“How do you tell a communist?
Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And
how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx
and Lenin.”
ALEKSANDR I. SOLZHENITSYN
“SOMEONE THAT YOU HAVE DEPRIVED OF EVERYTHING
IS NO LONGER IN YOUR POWER. HE IS ONCE AGAIN
ENTIRELY FREE.”
"WHEN I GIVE FOOD TO THE POOR, THEY CALL ME A SAINT. WHEN I ASK WHY THE POOR HAVE NO FOOD, THEY CALL ME A COMMUNIST.
HELDER CAMARA, DOM HELDER CAMARA: ESSENTIAL WRITINGS
“I have spent all my life un-
der a Communist regime, and
I will tell you that a society
without any objective legal
scale is a terrible one indeed.
But a society with no other
scale but the legal one is not
quite worthy of man either.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
“"IT IS ONLY WHEN WE HAVE RENOUNCED OURPREOCCU-PATION WITH “I, ME, MINE“ THAT WE CAN TRULY POSSESS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. EVERYTHING, PROVIDED THAT WE REGARD NOTHING AS PROPERTY. AND NOT ONLY IS EVERYTHING OURS; IT IS ALSO EVERYBODY ELSE“S."
ALDOUS HUXLEY, THE PERENNIAL PHILOSOHPY
IN FEW MINUTES I WILL BE SITTING IN THE BAR AND DRINKING BEER
where are you going?
I GO TO THE BUS STATION. I LEAVE. THIS CITY.NOW.
where are you going?
NOW I’LL MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
where are you going?
I’M LATE FOR A DATE WITH THE MAN OF MY LIFE
where are you going?
I’M JUST WALKING AROUND HERE
where are you going?
I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR
where are you going?
IT DOESN’T MATTER. I’VE JUST LOST MY WORK
where are you going?
I GO HOME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Pashkevich BogdanaAliyarova AgataSakalouskaya Anastasiya
LITHUANIA IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE.
IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON FREE-WHEELING ROUND THE FORMER EASTERN BLOC, DON’T STOP HERE
AS CAB DRIVERS GO, THE ONES IN VILNIUS ARE PRETTY CIVILIZED BUT NOT ALWAYS MODELS OF HONESTY AND GOOD MANNERS
VILNIUS IS A HARD CITYTO PIN DOWN
VILNIUS IS A HARD CITYTO PIN DOWN
THEBEAUTYOF ITSROOTS
YOU CAN FLAGTHEM DOWNANYWHERE ON THE STREET. THEY LET YOU OFF ANYWHERE ALONG THEIRDESIGNATED ROUTE
DRIVERS DRIVE LIKE BATS OUT OF...
HELL
BE CAREFUL THE LOCAL DRIVERS ARE ERRATIC AND MAKE DANGEROUS MANOEUVRES
A WIDE CHOICE OF QUALITY CARS AND LARGER VEHICLES AVAILABLEFOR RENT, PLUS TRANSFERS
BEWARE OF EKIPAZAS
high prices
VILNIUS’ RATHER DEPRESSING BUS STATION
BE PREPARED TO GET SQUASHED DURING RUSH HOUR
VILNIUS MAY BE THE MOST
UNDERRATED CAPITAL IN ALL OF EASTERN
EUROPE
designed by:Utyukova KamilaPakhomenko MariaHisko Vitali