The Carrier Pigeon Magazine - November 2014

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    Page 12 - Travel Review - Trans Siberian RailwayPage 16 - In the GardenPage 22 - Film Review - InterstellarPage 26 - Ella HendersonPage 32 - Recipe - Pork & Red Cabbage CassarolePage 36 - Christmas CountdownPage 50-55 - Longridge Does Christmas

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    November 2014.indd 7 01/07/2004 01:59:48

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    1. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

    2. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    3. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    4. Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    5. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    6. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

    7. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

    8. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    9. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

    10. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

    11. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a "use by" date?

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    There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream.

    "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said,

    "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

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    TIME TO GET COSY Hello autumn! Weve been waiting patiently, but now youre here lets get the fire lit, a glass of red and well find you a place on the sofa. Its time to get cosy, so visit Melt and discover their fabulous new range of seasonal goodies!

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