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6 Wilcox St., Simsbury, CT (Fiddler’s Green)www.theironfrogtavern.com • 860-408-9626 Follow us on Facebook and Twitter

Wednesday, March 30:TRIVIA with Scott Hannah

Friday, March 25:Pete Gulli & Chris 9:30 - Close

This Week At The Frog

What’s Hopping at The Frog:

March Madness!Come in

for allNCAA

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During UCONN games great prizes and $2.50 Bud Light Bottles!

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Family Night OpeN hOuseSaturday, April 2 • 6pm - 9pm

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Tour our new facility, take a swing in the batting cage, shoot some hoops, test your

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Specializing in Northern Italian Cuisine

Pub Menu Available

Special Occasions

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Cugino’s RestaurantClosed Mon., Open Sun. 12-9, Tues.-Sat. 3-10Weddings

Parties • Meetings

DONATE: your car or truck for fire department extrication courses. Stewart’s Auto, 860-379-7541.

M.D.B. CusTOM BuilDErs, llC: Winter damage repairs. Home improvement and remod-eling. Design and construction, interior and exterior renovation. All phases of property services, call Mark 860-658-4965. [email protected].

BuYiNG: Why sell for less? We at Gallery One buy old books, old costume/gold/antique jew-elry, postcards, paintings, coins, stamps, silver antiques, estates, etc. Any condition. 25+ years experience. Call Ed or Tami 860-658-1191 or email [email protected].

JOE’s lANDsCApiNG: We have the most competitive prices around for weekly mowing. We cut the grass less as it dries out without being asked. References, insured. We have kept 98% of our customers during tough financial times. 860-214-2078.

Oil 61.9: Those days are gone. Magnetite, the affordable option to replacement windows. Clear plexiglass, mounted magnetically inside your existing windows. Specializing in historic homes and condos. Registration #554796. Call Clear-View Systems 860-653-0500.

CliMATE-CONTrOllED sElf sTOrAGE: The only humidity-controlled storage in the Farmington Valley. West Street Storage, Simsbury. 860-988-0002.

rOOfiNG: We fix winter dam-age! Also ridge vents, tear-offs, re-roofs and general repairs. Licensed and Insured. Stephen Sullivan 860-335-5819.

sEpTiC AND DrAiNAGE issuEs?: The Christopher Bryant Company is a local, certified, family-owned company that can help you. We can complete your project on time and on budget. Ask your neighbors about us! 860-651-7060.

CalendarApril 30 & May 1 2nd Annual Simsbury Open Studios Show. The show is from 10a-4p. 12 artists will open their studios for the 2 days through-out Simsbury. 3 artists will display their art at the Simsbury Public LIbrary, Program Room. The library hours are 10a-4p on Saturday and 1p-4p on Sunday. Maps of the studios can be obtained from the website or at the library during the show dates. www.simsburyartists.org

April Upcoming trips presented by Farmington Continuing Education. American Museum of Natural History - April 16. Go Wild at the Bronx Zoo - April 20. West Point Dress Parade - April 30. Register online at www.fpsct.org/fce or call Farmington Continu-ing Education at 860.404.0290.

Fun-LinersBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to •speak and remove all doubt.

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Arborcare Tree Service, LLC Tree Removal • Firewood • Lots Cleared

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frEE: Sell all your furniture; invest in stocks and college edu-cations. Buoy the local economy. Contribute your tax free cash to tax-exempt charities. Back by popular demand. The Crier FREE CLASSIFIEDS. Residents only. Please don’t tell your neighbors – limited time and space offer. Subject to various restrictions, conditions and political affilia-tions. Submit by noon 3/31/11. Online only – thevalleycrier.com

ANTiquEs AT ThE COffEE TrADE: Stroll through our rooms filled with pottery, prints, primi-tives, books, buttons, glass, linens and much more. 860-676-2661. www.thecoffeetrade.com.

piANO TuNiNG AND rEpAir: State-of-the-art service. Registered member of the Piano Technicians Guild. 25 years of extensive concert and residential experience. Quality workman-ship. Reasonable rates. Email Ray Zeiner at [email protected] or call 860-651-0836.

ACupuNCTurE: Stan Baker. L. Ac. Specializing in acute and chronic pain. Chinese massage. 30 years experience. www.acupuncturestanbaker.com. 35 Nod Rd., St. Francis Medical Building, Avon. 860-836-1068.

WElDiNG: Stainless steel, alu-minum and steel. Custom fabrica-tion. On-site welding available at your home or business. Small jobs welcome. 30 years experience. Meticulous work. Calls promptly returned. Sottile Welding, 11-C, Herman Drive, Simsbury, [email protected], 860-380-7420.

fOr sAlE: Sears Treadmill orig. $350 asking $100, has new belt; Xiser orig. $299 asking $100; 2 person Sunlight Sauna orig. $4300 asking $2200 or best offer on all items. All items in excellent condition. Please call Sherry 860-944-4424.

fOr sAlE: Stainless Steel Frigidaire Refrigerator, top freezer with ice maker, 3 years old, excel-lent condition - $400.00; Small Freezer - $50.00; Soda/wine refrigerator - $30.00. 860-673-0527.

Fun-LinersThe last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the •list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people •appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.•

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frEE: Look for FREE CLAS-SIFIEDS for residents starting in The Valley Crier April 5th edition. Deadline noon March 31. No Joke. Submit online at thevalleycrier.com or call us at 800- 611-1312.

CusTOM rEMODEliNG: Specializing in bathrooms, kitch-ens, restorations. We do addi-tions, decks, windows, doors and historical restorations. For all your home improvement needs! Call John 860-738-1502 or Pat 860-589-2267. JP Country Builders, LLC. Since 1988, Lic. #0621710 www.jpcountrybuilders.com

BrAziliAN BlOWOuT: Shades Above is a proud Brazilian Blowout certified salon. Have your treatment done with 100% filtered air. OSHA certified salon. The only professional smooth-ing treatment that improves the health of your hair. www.shadesabove.net. Jackie, 860-916-4894.

siMpliCiTY hAir CArE: seeks an individual who is looking to be his or her own boss. Come join our new team of highly trained stylists. All calls confidential. Call Dawn at 860-459-8794.

AvON EsTATE sAlE: Saturday, April 2, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. 55 Northgate, Avon. Entire contents of magnificent home. Dining room, leather couches, mahogany desk, grandfather clock, art, ori-ental carpets, electronics, lamps, linens, books, garage and boating items - everything. Don’t miss this one!

ElECTrOlYsis: Safe, perma-nent hair removal. State licensed professional electrologist. Over 18 years experience, board certi-fied. Technology uses blend of shortwave and galvanic waves for faster results, less discomfort. All treatment done in strict privacy with impeccable sterilization. Free private consultation. Donna Crump, 860-678-1972.

MAsONrY: Restorations, fireplaces, chimney re-lining, re-pointing. Historic references. Specializing in historic preserva-tion. Email [email protected] or call Bill Parsons at 860-977-5056.

Advice: Enter The Valley Book $1000 Vacation Getaway Contest at thevalleybook.com The deadline is 4/15.

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Fun-LinersHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it •takes a whole box to start a campfire?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is •where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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You are cordially invited to attend

an opening receptioncelebrating the works of artist

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Clown Series, No. 1, Marjorie Low, Oil, 24 x 36, 2011


A renowned world leader has arrived in Farmington: The Joslin Diabetes Center Affiliate atThe Hospital of Central Connecticut. Joslin has a worldwide reputation as a leader in diabetescare, research and treatment and has been affiliated with The Hospital of Central Connecticutfor many years. We just opened an office at 11 South Road, Farmington, Suite 130.

As a Joslin patient, you will be taught to manage your diabetes using a team approach. Our team includes:• Board-certified physicians • Certified diabetes educators • Exercise Specialist• Registered dietitians • Nurse specialists

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For information or an appointment, please call 1-888-4 JOSLIN (1-888-456-7546)

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Did you know that we roast our coffee daily right

in our store?

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Mon-Fri 7:30-6, Sat 8:30-5, Closed Sunday

Avon’s Oldest Coffee Housewhere the aroma of fresh roasted coffee comes from

Serving the Farmington valley For 20 yearS!

Mowing, Mulching, Landscape Design, Leaf & Brush Removal, Bob Cat Services,

Dump Runs, Patios & Retaining Walls,Stump Grinding

860-874-1266www.masonenterprisesct.com

Commercial & Residential

Licensed & Insured

frEE CriEr ClAssifiEDs: Back by popular demand. Start-ing April 5th issue, deadline Thurs. March 31, at noon. Un-clutter, pay off credit cards, earn totally tax-free cash, send your kids to college, boost the local economy, and create jobs. Submit online only at thevalleycrier.com

TrEE sErviCE: Residential and commercial. CT Lic. Arborist. Tree removal, pruning, cabling, fertil-izing, spraying (B0054), double-ground landscape, mulch delivery and crane rental service. Free estimates. Grimshaw Tree Service and Nursery Co. 860-658-4420. www.grimshawtreeco.com.

sTOrAGE BiN: Rent half of my 10’x15’ storage bin in Simsbury. If interested, call 860-651-0777.

TilE rEpAir: regrouts, installs. No job too small. We also fix handyman mistakes! Licensed and insured. P.B. Tile 860-673-6516.

lAWN CuTTiNG, spriNG ClEAN-ups: Reasonable rates, reliable, professional. Roots Lawn Service. 860-614-0563.

sOliD OAk BuTChEr BlOCk TrEsTlE TABlE fOr sAlE: Quality craftsmanship. Excellent condition, don’t have room for it. 40” X 60”, oval, includes a 12” leaf. Can seat 12. Best offer - also will consider trading for similiar round table. 860-217-1956.

hElp WANTED: Part-time sales and marketing associate position available for an energetic creative individual. For info call 860-676-8878.

Bible TipsBible verses About

DeathIsaiah 57:1-2

2 Corinthians 4:17-18

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HopmeadowChiropraCtiC

Now located at769 Hopmeadow Street

Simsbury, CT 06070

CALL 860-651-4385www.hopmeadowchiropractic.com

Eugene A. Bolognese, DC

• Neck Pain• Back Pain• Headaches

• Disk Injuries• Numbness• Arm/Leg Pain

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COiNs: Paper money, collectibles bought, sold and appraised for over 40 years. Call Bob Kevorkian for appointment. 860-658-1344.

CAsh: paid for newer, wrecked cars and trucks, running or not. Licensed auto recycler. Stewarts Used Auto Parts. 1-800-726-0871 or 860-379-7541.

frEE: Sell all your furniture; invest in stocks and college edu-cations. Buoy the local economy. Contribute your tax free cash to tax-exempt charities. Back by popular demand. The Crier FREE CLASSIFIEDS. Residents only. Please don’t tell your neighbors – limited time and space offer. Subject to various restrictions, conditions and political affilia-tions. Submit by noon 3/31/11. Online only – thevalleycrier.com

TANks iNsTAllED AND rEMOvED: Over 25 years experience. Lic. & Insured. Erwin Heating Services, LLC. All calls promptly returned. 860-693-1494.

WOrDsMiTh: Need help with your words? Quality, professional resumes from $50. Editing of manuscripts, websites and term papers. Audio transcription and typing services. Free estimates. Iron out the wrinkles in your writ-ing. Contact Nancy at Wordsmith, 860-651-0777.


lANDsCApE DEsiGN: Mowing, mulching, leaf and brush removal, bob cat services, patios and retaining walls, dump runs, stump grinding. Mason Enterprises, LLC. www.masonenterprisesct.com. 860-874-1266.

Fun-LinersWe never really grow up, we only learn how to act in •public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not •putting it in a fruit salad.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They •should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Name Unknown (19th Century)Here lies my dear wife, a sad slattern and a shrew.If I said I regretted her, I should lie too.

Last Laughs

I heard that the Crier is going to replace Scott Hany at •public appearances.

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Three or MoreCustom Frames

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Our customers tell us our prices are better than the big

box craft store’s “60% OFF” price...

Our selection and advice are better too.

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FRAMING SALE!

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hElp WANTED: Mechanic. Large landscape contractor seeks self-motivated, dependable, qualified, small engine and fleet mechanic. Duties to include rou-tine maintenance, welding, record keeping. Ability to prioritize and multi-task is essential. This is a great opportunity for a career minded individual. Driver’s license required. Must have own tools. Salary D.O.E. We are a drug free workplace. Please call 860-408-9798 M-F.

WANTED: Low Profile Job Box. black, 60” for a 2003 Ford Ranger. Please call 860-236-4352 or 860-874-5276.

TrEE rEMOvAl, firEWOOD: Lots cleared. Call Brian Bouchard at Arborcare Tree Service, LLC. Licensed/Insured 860-883-9048. All calls returned.

phOTOGrAphY: Looking to NOT have to play photographer at your wedding or next special event? Let me worry about the picture taking so you can enjoy yourself! Lots of experience, great with people. Portfolio avail-able. I also do student yearbook portraits. Call 860-305-6157, or email [email protected].


NEED sTOrAGE?: long or short term. One free month and free moving truck. Call Bill at Simsbury Self Storage, 1260 Hopmeadow St., Simsbury, 860-651-8100.

TrEEWOrk: logging, land clear-ing, firewood, dump runs and scrap removal. Pete Nicolle, CT lic. #000567. [email protected]. Call 24/7, 860-712-8583.

pAiNTiNG: Local and profes-sional coatings specialists. Interior and exterior, residential, commer-cial, new construction. Specialty finishes, minor carpentry. Free estimate and consultation. 860-673-2448. [email protected]

WANTED: Lapel Buttons. schools, church, clubs, companies, safe driving, years of service, Health, Indians, motorcycles, music, sports, union, work badges, military, etc. Call Frank 860-321-7320

Coming back home on a bus for spring break, I texted my mom that I was close and that she should come pick me up. Ever the text messaging expert, she responded “Honou gigu.” I was confused but thankfully she clarified a minute later with “Monkk.” paul k

Technically Challenged

CalendarApril 9 - 24 “Tropical Adventures: Photography and Poetry By Sara Shea”.Showcased in Downtown Collinsville. A temporary exhibition venue located in Collinsville’s historic Valley House, 130 Main Street, 1B, will feature an April photography exhibit. This exhibit will open Saturday April 9th with an evening wine and cheese reception from 5pm -10pm.

UnknownWhere you stand,once stood I.Thanks a lotfor stopping by.

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send us your photography

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visit our website for details

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Bible Tips

Bible verses About Bad Things happening to Good people

Ecclesiastes 9:11Isaiah 53:7-8

Daniel 6:10-17Luke 23:33-34Acts 7:54-60Romans 8:28

Romans 8:35-392 Corinthians 4:17

Bible verses About Blessings

Deuteronomy 11:26-27


MiNuTEMAN furNiTurE rEsTOrATiON: Kitchen cabi-nets and fine furniture refinished. Heirloom antiques professionally preserved. Larger projects wel-come. 860-653-4341.

AvON COuNTrY DEli OpENiNG sOON: Join a new deli opening in Riverdale Farms. Sandwich makers with a focus on customer service are encour-aged to apply. Please respond to [email protected] or 860-676-AVON (2866). More information at www.avoncountrydeli.com.

BuYiNG: Jewelry, old/new, gold, silver & old costume. Specializing in antique and vintage jewelry/accessories, beads, handbags and hats. Also buying antiques, old collectibles, coins, old books, stamps, etc. Any condition. Over 16 years experience. Top prices paid! Call TJewels 860-693-6740.

fOr sAlE: Jenn-Air ceramic cook top, 4 years old. Mint condi-tion. Asking $800. For photos go to facebook Phil Amato. 860-677-4302.

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: is your prom dress connection. Different lengths and sizes to choose from. Make sure to check us out first! 524 Hopmeadow St., Simbury. 860-651-8591. www.touchofclassconsignment.com. Best prices around and one of a kind as well!

sTuDENT: is starting medical classes and is looking for afford-able, gently used scrubs. Size women’s medium or large. Please call 860-217-1956.

hOpMEADOW ChirOprACTiC CENTEr: is now located at 769 Hopmeadow Street, Simsbury. Neck pain, back pain, headaches, disk injuries, numbness, arm/leg pain. Dr. Eugene A. Bolognese, DC. www.hopmeadowchiropractic.com. Call 860-651-4385.

frONTiEr WEllNEss fOr pEOplE AND pETs: is located in East Granby and caters to the healthful needs of both pets and their people. Allergy solutions, health supplies and useful items for the lives we share. 860-653-7831.

ThE pErfECT NEsT: Interior ReDesign and Home Staging. “Do more with what you have.” Spring Special, call for rates. Get a new look for Spring or for sell-ing your home. Free estimates. Satisfaction guaranteed. Stacy Knisel 860-836-8401. [email protected].

Judy

They say that when the going gets tough, the tough get going, and I think that’s probably true — except when the going involves shopping. I mean, when my husband and I realized that the economy was toast, we slammed the brakes on all non-essential spending by agreeing to not go shopping nearly as often. And when that only worked “kinda sorta,” we upped the ante even more, agreeing to not go into a checkout line anywhere with anything ever until we’d had time to think that pur-chase to death. Well, that did it! You would not believe the savings! But the truth is that frugality had nothing to do with it. Seems that when you reach our age, waiting even a few minutes before buying some-thing pretty much means forgetting what that something was you were going to buy, making our shopping “whoas” the perfect solution to our budget woes. Hey! Works for us!

Just Say “Whoa!”

Thinking Out LOUD

© 2011, Judith S. Henderson, All Rights Reserved

Today my Grandmother asked me if my cellphone was an iPad. I have an LG flip phone from 2008. Adrienne M.


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Brannack Electric Inc.Residential Commercial IndustrialCall todayfor your FREE, no obligationconsultation & estimate.

860-242-648635 Peters Road, Bloomfield CT

24 Hour Emergency Service• New home wiring• Upgrading or rewiring• Lighting work, interior & exterior• Generator installation• Telephone & cable TV wiring• Service work• And lots more!

License #103858 & 103859 - Fully Insured

MAilBOxEs: Installed/Repaired. Pressure treated with metal/plastic box, black/white, $150. Cedar post, same options, $170. All plastic post master, $160. Locally hand welded, heavy duty post/box, $300. 1,2 and 3 year insurance available. Ask about metal locking/bear proof garbage cans. New England Lamp Post & Mailboxes 860-874-7717.


COuNTErTOps BuilT: Installed with a craftsman’s pride by Scott’s Cassin’s Custom Countertops. We are your reli-able local fabricator for Corian, Formica, Wilsonart & more. Attention to detail, honest value, no gimmicks. Visit our factory & showroom at the Tariffville Mill, Simsbury. 860-218-3010 or www.scottscustomcountertops.com.

DiplOMA frAMiNG: Includes frame, glass and two mats. Only $79! Petrini Framing, 35 East Main St., Avon. Behind the big rocking chair on Rt. 44. 860-677-2747. www.petriniframingandart.com.

CrEETurE COMfOrTs: In-home pet sitting, small-group doggie daycare and home-like canine boarding. Call Elayne Cree at 860-651-7773.

hAD ENOuGh Of slOW WirElEss iNTErNET: in your home or business? A wired net-work allows you to have high speed internet access with a safe and private connection. Call for a free estimate. Eriksson Electric, 860-521-1849 or 860-874-5276. License #103632, insured.

ApArTMENT fOr rENT: in Tariffville. Fully furnished, air conditioned, 1 1/2 bedrooms, all utilities included plus internet and cable. 860-651-1269.

frEE: The Crier is offering FREE RESIDENT CLASSIFIEDS again. Starting with 4/5 issue. Submit by 3/31 online at thevalleycrier.com

rOOM fOr rENT: in spa-cious farmhouse in Granby. Beautiful location. Kitchen and laundry access. Situated between Hartford and Springfield, close to highways and airport. Looking for neat, easy-going, professional person. Dog lover a must, afford-able. Call 860-305-6157.

HoroscopeAries: 3/21 – 4/19

Weekly Overview (Week starting on March 28)

You have a goal in mind big time on Monday. Be careful about trampling on others to get there — it’s bad for your karma! Around Tuesday and Wednesday, you’re more of an idea person rather than an action go-getter. Get in cahoots with someone who thinks like you do for double the brainpower (and double the fun, too). Then after all that conscious thought, your subconscious has a message for you at the end of the workweek. Write down those dreams and tune into those visions. This weekend, toss the schedule aside and see what allures you from moment to moment.

A while ago my dad was trying to send me a picture mes-sage, instead, he somehow sent 150 blank text messages each to me, my mom, and my sister. J M



Fun-LinersWhenever I fill out an application, in the part that says •“If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?


ACUPUNCTURESTAN BAKER, L. Ac.

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WaterproofingCaps • Dampers

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Office: 860.651.0574TollFree: 1.866.CHIMGUYFax: 860.651.6783

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860-380-7420Calls Promptly Returned

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Sottile Welding, LLC

rOOM fOr rENT: in Skin Care Salon. Good for nail technician, massage therapist, acupuncture. A nice relaxing atmosphere. Riverdale Farms in Avon 860-997-4566. Ask for Tatiana.

hAir sTYlisTs WANTED: in an upscale salon in Simsbury. Mitchell Hair Design by Bill Francis, 860-658-0311.

hOME: improvement/landscap-ing contractor. Specializing in design/installation/maintenance of all landscaping and home improvement needs. Weekly lawn mowing packages. Spring clean-ups/aeration/overseeding/gutter cleaning. Custom decks, walks, walls, patios. Powerwashing. Bathroom, kitchen, basement remodeling. Tile/hardwood floor-ing. Interior painting, siding. Harvey windows/doors. John Little. License #622289. 518-361-9016, 860-658-5574.

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: If you wear a size 7.5, 8 or 8.5 shoe we have a pair for you. Weitzman, Icon, Dior, Cole Hann, UGG, Prada, Brighton, all in excellent condi-tion never worn or worn once!!. Touch of Class Consignment, 524 Hopmeadow St. Simsbury. 860-651-8591. Check out some of them on our ebay store at http://stores.ebay.com/nitasboutique

GuiTAr rEpAir: I can make your instrument play to its full potential. Expert repairs, res-torations, customizing on most stringed instruments. Over 35 years experience. All work guar-anteed. For an appointment call Ron Bolduc’s Fretwerks, 860-916-8027.

pOsT & BEAM: Homes, barns, additions, garages and more by Four Square Post & Beam. 860-693-4047. www.foursquarepostbeam.com.


sET ThE sTAGE: home staging and redesign. “Where a home becomes a star.” Putting your house on the market? Find out what you need to do to get it ready. Real Estate home staging consultation, $150. 860-543-9833. www.setthestagect.com.

ArTWOrk: Home portraits, done in pen & ink or watercolor. Visit www.woodlandspiritart.com for details or call for information. Portfolio available. Sally, 860-977-9340.Calendar

Now – April 15 AARP Tax-Aide Volunteers Offer Free Tax Assistance for Individuals. Every Thursday & Friday 9-3 until April 15 at the Simsbury Public Library. All ages and towns welcome, but you must make an appointment at the Simsbury Senior Center 860-658-3273. No walk-ins!

April 6, 7:00 p.m. “Meditation Yoga with Ashwini Behle” at Canton Public Library; participants should dress comfortably and bring a water bottle and either a yoga mat or a towel; free; registration required. Can-ton Public Library is at 40 Dyer Ave., Canton. 860-693-5800 or www.cantonpubliclibrary.org






Bible TipsBible verses about

Depression and AnxietyJob 4:5

Job 9:16-35Psalms 22:1-2Proverbs 24:10Matthew 27:46

Mark 15:34


CalendarApril 16, 9:00 a.m. (rain or shine) Bernard Bunny and Avon Health Center are sponsoring an EGG-traordinary Breakfast and EGG Hunt for kids 10 years old and under in the center’s Main Dining Room. Avon Health Center is located at 652 West Avon Rd., Avon. The event is free. Bernard, the Easter Bunny’s first cousin, will be taking his famous cousin’s place at the breakfast whose menu is planned to please kids. There will be an Egg Hunt (bring a basket or bag), as well as free raffle prizes. Picture taking is welcome. A non-perishable food item is appreciated and will be donated to a local food pan-try. Space is limited. Reservation required. avonhealthcenter.com then click on “Bunny”. 860-673-2521.

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860-651-9191860-677-7777

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Avon JuniorWomen’s Club

...is hosting a Spring and SummerInfant/Children’sConsignment SaleFriday, April 8, 5-8pm

& Saturday, April 9, 9am-2pm

at the Avon Senior Center,635 West Avon Rd., Avon, CT

For more info contact Heatherat (860) 693-8495 or visit

www.ajwc-ct.org


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“Where a home becomes a star”Putting your house on the market? Find out what you need to do to get it ready.

Real Estate Home Staging Consultation

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TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: has your spring and summer wardrobe! Eileen Fisher, Sigrid Olsen, Misook, Talbots, Icon purses and shoes, Stuart Weitzman Shoes, boots, purses, Coach, Dooney, John Hardy, Tiffany, Pandora, Sadie Green, Erica Zapp and much more. 524 Hopmeadow St. Simsbury. www.touchofclassconsignment.com. Ebay Store: http://stores.ebay.com/nitasboutique

priNCE Of spriNG ClEAN-iNG: Gutters hand-cleaned, rinsed, $50-plus. Windows cleaned in/out, $7 each. Siding hand-cleaned, $175-plus. Carpet removal, $80/room. Wood and kitchen floors machine-cleaned, $70. Carpets shampooed, then steam-cleaned, $35/room. Dump runs, $80/truckload. Insured. Josh Langdon, 860-922-4621.

DuMp ruNs: Furniture, appli-ances, garages, attics, junk, construction debris, fallen trees. Whole-house clean outs. Save money. We remove your unwant-ed items. Fast service, 7 days a week. Granby, Simsbury, Avon, Farmington areas. Call Scott’s Discount Hauling. 860-716-0555.

lEArN TO plAY GuiTAr: from experienced local musician in professional recording studio. Discover the joy of music in a supportive environment. Learn to play a variety of styles. Latest music software used for person-alized lessons Children, adults welcome. Call Tim Mayock 860-653-4095, or visit www.therecordingclub.net

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sara shea, 2011

Bible TipsBible verse about

Depression and AnxietyLuke 18:1

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Sun 11-4, Mon Closed, Tues 10-7:30, Wed, Thu and Fri 10-6, Sat 10-5

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marCh 31, 20117:00 – 9:00 pm

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I heard that the Staples bought the Crier and is moving •to where Borders used to be in Simsbury Commons and partner to find jobs for unemployed recent college grads who need space to sleep, text and print thousands of resumes and beleaguered parents are donating air miles and gas points.

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kurT’s AuTO rEpAir: Foreign and domestic. Quality workman-ship. Reasonable labor rate $60/hr. All your mechanical and body work needs covered. Family owned and operated for over 25 years. www.kurtscustoms.com. 860-693-1556.

CurTAiNs: for sale. From Pottery Barn. 1 set Dupioni Silk (blue smoke color) & white shears. Both 50” wide x 63” long. I moved and these don’t work with new home. Like new. $50. Call Annie, 860-490-6880.

ruG: for sale. 10’X14’. Hand-spun, wool. Light blues, tans, burgundy. In top condition. Only $150. Call Annie 860-490-6880.

ArTisT ExhiBiT OpENiNG rECEpTiON: for Patrick Stauffer. March 31, 7-9 p.m. Refreshments served. Autumn Light Studio & Gallery, 304 West Main St., Avon. www.autumnlightstudio.com. 860-674-9869.

viNTAGE klipsCh hErEsY spEAkErs: Floor-standing, Great sound quality. Gently used. $150/pair. Please call 860-658-6791.

sENiOrs hElpiNG sENiOrs: Feeling overwhelmed? Let our friendly, compassion-ate seniors provide you with the help you need to stay at home. Cooking, light housekeeping,companionship, errands,transportation, over-nights, 24 hr care and more. Screened, insured, BBB accred-ited. Call 860-716-2017


DAvE’s DisCOuNT pluMBiNG & hEATiNG: Feel like you are paying too much for plumbing repairs and installa-tions? Why not try a new plumb-er. Master Plumber will fix your plumbing at a discount. Always a discount for senior citizens! 860-653-3355.

Fun-LinersThe early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse •gets the cheese.

Bible TipsBible verses About Anger

Ecclesiastes 7:9 Ephesians 4:31 Ephesians 4:26

Job 5:2






Lighten Up!Spring is coming, brighten up that dull hair. Choose between a soft lighting around the face or a multi level lift. It is up to you!

On The Green 4 Park Place, Granby, CT860-653-8078

Receive $10 OFF any Color Service w/Haircut

April’s Hair Design

Ready To Finish Furniture & Accessories

364 Albany Tpke. • Canton860-693-8113 www.greatwoodfurniture.net

Great WoodF u r n i t u r e

We’re Moving!

• TV stands • Coffee Tables • Bookcases• Dining Tables & Chairs • Rockers

• Shelves • Jim Shore Collectibles•Birdhouses

SALE 10-25% OFFAll floor models including some

beautiful, stained & finished pieces!

Would you please stop mailing me The Crier If you do, I •promise to sign up for the digital edition by email.

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• Countertops • Fireplaces •Vanities • Kitchen & Bathroom Remodeling

HIC #0615739

168 Brickyard Road, Unit 1, Farmington, CT 06032 860-409-2160

Mon.–Fri. 8am–5pm • Sat. 8am–2pm

Remnantsfrom

$40/sq.ft.Installed

freeEstimates

G & FG & FMARBLE, GRANITE

AND TILE MARBLE, GRANITE

AND TILE We are an Italian Company.


CA$H for your CARWe buy cars & trucks, 1997 & newer,

IMMEDIATE CASH - Highest prices paidDon’t trade it - We’ll BUY IT!AMERICAN AUTO WHOLESALERS

(860) 729-9918

JP COUNTRY BUILDERS LLC

738-1502John T. Yacawych

589-2267Pat Collin

Since 1988No job too small • Lic. #0621710

old-fashioned quality you can live with!

Remodeling Additions, Baths

Kitchens

Replacement Windows & Doors Siding, Decks

www.JPCountryBuilders.com

Historical Restorations

April’s hAir DEsiGN: Family special. One child hair cut, second child haircut 1/2 price under 10 years old. Call for appointment. Hours: Tues. - Fri. 10-5 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. 860-653-8078.

AlTErATiONs: Expert tailor-ing done professionally. Over 20 years experience. Meral’s Tailoring & Alterations, SimsburyTown Shops, lower level, Simsbury. 860-217-1924.

ElECTriCiAN: Eriksson Electric. Get connected to the Swedish Connection. Over 40 years experience. No job too small. Reasonable rates. Free estimates. Fully insured. License #103632. 860-521-1849.

MAsONrY: Enhance your home with beautiful, affordable stone work. StoneMasters Masonry, 860-573-9504. www.stonemasters.us. See our display ad in this edition.

CuT BACk Brush: encrouching trees, limbs. Stock up on sea-soned hardwood. $225 per cord. 3 for $600. Spring yard cleanup. Powerwash house, windows, $650. Car details: wax, shampoo, sedan $180. SUV $230. Third car, $100. We will come to you. Driveways repaired, installed. Pools opened. On Top Enterprises 860-874-7717.

lEArN BAllrOOM AND sOCiAl DANCiNG: Introductory offer $40 for 3 les-sons. Fred Astaire Dance Studio, 16-C Cheryl Drive, Canton. Mon.-Fri. 1 p.m. - 10 p.m. www.fadscanton.com. 860-693-1256

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT’s: Ebay store has some new merchandise handbags, shoes, jewelry artwork. Check it out http://stores.ebay.com/nitasboutique all merchan-dise is available for inspection at the shop 524 Hopmeadow St., Simsbury. www.touchofclassconsignment.com. 860-651-8591.


WiNDOWs: doors and siding. Replacement windows - all kinds. Porch enclosures and remodeling. A-1 Windows and Doors, LLC. Ct Reg. # 550804. Member of the BBB. a1windowsanddoors.com 860-651-9093.

iCE & WATEr DAMAGE?: Don’t let your unrepaired water damage turn to an uninsured Mold Mitigation. Now that The Ice Age has ended, let us help you manage & repair your insur-ance claim. Call Jim @ Village Building & Restoration, LLC, 860-658-6538 or 860-379-2012.

hOusE ClEANiNG: Do you want you house cleaned? I have a good price, good references, and a free estimate. Please Call Priscila Taixeira, 860-680-0777.

system for sending orders to the kitchen at a res-taurant: Most places use computers. The servers touch the boxes and send. Some places write them up on a pad, tear off the sheet walk over to an order window and hang them with a clothespin on a string or wire in front of the chef. The LaSalle Market in Collinsville has by far the best system – efficient AND entertaining. After they write the order on a pad, they tear off the sheet, clothes pin it to a hook on a zip line and launch it down to the kitchen. If, as sometimes happens because the old store’s foundation tends to move up or down in winter, the order will zip back in the opposite direction and they give you your money back!

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CalendarApril 12, 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. “Painting Demonstration by Art Chouinard,” another in a series of monthly visits to the library and a chance to watch a master at work on his lovely marine scenes. Canton Public Library is at 40 Dyer Ave., Canton. 860) 693-5800 or www.cantonpubliclibrary.org

April 1 – April 28 Avon Arts Association Spring Show. The Association will hold their Spring Members’ Show at the Simsbury Public Library at 725 Hopmeadow Street in Simsbury. Works of art will be on display during library hours Mon.-Thurs. 9-8, Fri. and Sat. 9-5, Sun. 1-5. The public is welcome. A meet the artists reception will be on April 3rd from 2-4.

Bible TipsBible verses About Bad

Things happening to Good people

Genesis 50:19-20Job 1:1-22


Salvage ChiCFurniture Painting

Have your own furniture & accessories reinvented with color and a finish

that reflects your design style.Reuse...Repurpose...Refurbish

Contact: Laura • Simsbury, CT • 203-241-9474 email: [email protected]

www.salvagechicfurniturepainting.com

Home PortraitsRenderings done in Pen & Ink or Watercolor

Woodland Spirit Art 860-977-9340

BuilDiNG & rEMODEliNG: David Litchfield Builders is known for quality, creativity and “extreme hand-holding”. From minor to whole house renova-tions, call us. 860-651-0123.

CEiliNGs: Cracked or water damage? Also textured, new installations, refinishing, painting, drywall/plaster repair. Free esti-mates. Lic #557873. Spray-Tex, 860-749-8383 or 860-930-7722.

DuMp ruNs: Clean outs. Junk, trash, furniture, appliances, metal, wood, brush removal from basements, attics, garages, busi-nesses, yards. Serving Central Connecticut. Stephen Tareila. 860-388-9362.

slipCOvErs: Chairs: $249-$399. Sofas: $499-$599: Cushions: 42”-to-72”w. $75-$150. Reupholster Lawson/Dining Room Chairs: $80-$120. Chairs: $299-$499. Sofas/Loveseat: $499-$799. Plus cost of fabric, 1000’s of fabrics to choose from. Your fabric Always Welcome! Custom Window Treatments - Interior Decorating Services. Sale Expires 4/4/11, Decorating Concepts & Design LLC., Simsbury, 860-922-9804 M-F / 860-922-1599 evenings.

DvDs: CDs and LPs: Most $.99-$6.99. Buy 3; get 1 free. Stop by Trading Post at our new location across from Canton Citgo. 860-693-4679.

vOluNTEErs NEEDED: Cat Connection needs adult volun-teers at new cat rescue center, 99 Poquonock, Windsor. Call 860-653-9158 for info/applica-tion. Thanks!

frEE JuNk CAr rEMOvAl: Cash paid on sight. For fast ser-vice, call Mason Enterprises, LLC. www.masonenterprisesct.com. 860-874-1266.

ElECTriCiAN: Brannack Electric, Inc. Upgrades, new wir-ing, lighting, phone, cable, service work. Residential/Commercial 24 hour emergency service. 860-242-6486.

AffOrDABlE hOusEClEANiNG: Bonded, insured since 1995. 20% off second cleaning for first time customers. Free estimates. Sandy, Morawski Cleaning, LLC. 860-651-4601.

CalendarApril 2, 8:30-10 a.m. Swedish Pancake Breakfast to benefit youth mission trips. The Youth from Pilgrim Covenant Church are hosting a Swed-ish Pancake Breakfast & Scandinavian Bake Sale at Pilgrim Covenant Church, 605 Salmon Brook Street, Granby, CT. This is a “donation breakfast” benefiting the Youth’s mission trips this summer.

Fun-LinersTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from •many is research.

My mom doesn’t hit “reply” to my emails, she forwards them to herself and me, changing the subject line every time so as not to get confused. Andrew O

I was using my TI-84 calculator in class to work on some problems. My teacher came over and took it right out of my hands. Apparently he thought I was texting someone. p B


We’ve got nothing to hide!

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Have You Checked Your Oil Price Lately?

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CHIMNEYCLEANING& REPAIR

AIR DUCT &DRYER VENT CLEANING

860-658-5709 FULLYLICENSED

Since 1965

hOME iMprOvEMENT rEpAirs: Big or Small... We do it all. Trustworthy, depend-able, licensed & insured. Free estimates, senior discounts. Ken’s Home Improvements 860-413-9447.

spriNG TiME: Best time to install shrubs. Evergreens provide year round foliage. Low mainte-nance. Deciduous Trees get best started now. Very reasonable rates. Good property enhance-ments. Soil Enhancements. Will fertilize. Mulch provided. Letís discuss delivery options. Flexible. [email protected]. 860-651-5043.

kiDs BikE TrAilEr: Barely used, excellent condition. Can fit 2 young or 1 older toddlers. Easy hook-up. 860-306-0711 or [email protected]

spriNG hAs ArrivED: at J. Foster Ice Cream! Come on in! Ice cream, gelatos, sorbets, frozen yogurts, Italian ice, sherbet and soft-serve. Rt. 44 & Bailey Rd., Avon. 894 Hopmeadow St., Simsbury. 860-676-2663. Open Thurs. - Sun. www.jfostericecream.com.

ChilDrEN’s rOOM ArTWOrk: Artwork for your baby’s nursery or child’s bed-room. Handmade to match decor or bedding in room. Local artist focuses on child’s name or ini-tials. Contact Annie Lane 860-490-6880.

fOr rENT: Apartment(s), Simsbury. 2 or 4 bedroom, locat-ed in a 2 family house. First and last month and security deposit required. A must see. For details call Gail 860-916-2012.

OvErWEiGhT?: And over 50? Need to lose that middle-age spread? Try Herbalife and shed the weight for good! www.herbalwellnessforlife.com. 860-674-1017.

CONCrETE fOuNDATiONs: and Excavation. Homes, addi-tions, garages. Jenco Construction Co LLC. Lic #522826. 860-243-1058.

Equal housing opportunityPublisher’s NoticeAll advertising herein is subject to the Federal fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitation or discrimination because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or dis-crimination.” The Valley Crier will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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CalendarApril 8-9 Whale of a Sale – Avon. Shop the Spring/Summer “Whale of a Sale” Kids Consignment Sale hosted by the Avon Junior Women’s Club. Strollers, toys, sports equipment, bikes, and clothing sized from newborn to kids 16 will be very reasonably priced. Pre-sale: $5 admission on Friday, April 8th 5 p.m. – 8 p.m. Free admission on Saturday, April 9th 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Avon Senior Center, 635 West Avon Rd, Avon. This sale is beneficial for everyone involved: consignors sell outgrown items, shoppers find fantastic quality and good bargains, unsold items go to area charities, and AJWC keeps 40% of net profits to then give out to worthy charities. Please see www.ajwc-ct.org for more information.

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What about this one? I found out that, you know how •Stop and Shop gives you gas points for buying groceries. Well the Crier will actually buy them (the points) from you and convert them to air miles that you can sell or trade and insure with credit default swaps from Good-man Saks. If you look through the classified you’ll see what I mean.

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frEE MANiCurE: and enjoy immediate results with custom-ized spa treatments at Victoria’s Beauty Center Organic Day Spa. Free manicure with signature Eminence Organic Facial for new clients. 860-677-7238. www.victoriasbeautycenter.com. [email protected]. Avon, CT.

DEADBOlTs: and doorknobs, locks and keys, that’s my busi-ness, and I aim to please. Door closers, door knockers, even safes, too. No need to fuss, because I’ll come to you. Lic. # 560129. 24-hour emergency service. Lock, Stock & Barrel Locksmithing, Simsbury, 860-658-0542.

CAMErA hElp: A personal one-on-one session that will teach you the basics of shooting with your DSLR. Harness your camera’s full potential! Great for beginners and intermediates. $50 for an hour session. 860-670-1862.

ANTiquEs: 6ft tressel table, 4 post mahogany double bed complete. 50 acres plus restored farm house in northern VT. Live independently in paradise. 860-658-7159.

CalendarApril 8, April 10 and April 13 The Sisterhood of the Farmington Valley Jewish Congregation-Emek Shalom, 55 Bushy Hill Road, Simsbury, CT will hold a sale of gently used books at the Temple on Friday, April 8th from 9AM-1PM, Sunday, April 10th from 9AM-1PM and Wednes-day, April 13th from 3:30 PM to 6 PM. There will be a wide variety of books on all topics for adults, teens, and children. All are bargain priced from 25¢-$2.00. Come and bring a friend!

April Canton Seniors Jump on Board Trips for April. Call 860-693-5811 for more information. Monday, April 4 – WestFarms Mall. Depart Canton 9:00 a.m., return 3:00 p.m. 6 seats. Saturday, April 9 - New Britain Museum of American Art. This 100-year-old museum boasts a collection of more than 5,000 works from 1740 to the present. FREE Admission. Depart Canton 9:15 a.m, return 2:30 p.m. 6 seats. Monday, April 18 – Buckland Hills Mall and The Christmas Tree Shop. Depart Canton 9:00 a.m., return 3:00 p.m. 6 seats.

April 9, 6:45 p.m. Spring Jam Concert. Pleasant Valley United Methodist Church, Rt. 181 Pleasant Valley. 5 musical groups, coffeehouse atmo-sphere. $10 donation adults. $5 donation children.

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huGE BAG sAlE - sAT 4/2: 11am - 5pm, Final winter clearance, all you can fit in the bag... only $10! Women’s, Children’s, Maternity. KJ’s Quality Consignment, 167 Albany Turnpike, Canton. Tues-Sat 11-5. 860-693-9444.

BABYsiTTiNG ClAss: 11 to 15 year olds can learn American Red Cross skills and techniques to become a babysitter. Save 10% when you register online with coupon code 07038VC. www.ctredcross.org

COMpuTEr sOluTiONs: 10% Off! Virus removal, networking, laptop repair, tutoring, web-design. PC or Mac. Expedited onsite service, guaranteed work. $60 hourly. 860-670-1862.

siMsBurY AND EAsT GrANBY: 1 and 2-bedroom apartments for rent. Please call Fish Enterprises for more infor-mation, 860-677-1381.

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iNTEriOr pAiNTiNG: & paper hanging. Home/historic resto-ration. Preparation specialist. Insured, CT HIC # 0619457. Charter Painting & Restoration. www.charterpainting.com, 860-646-7668.

piANO TuNiNG AND rEpAir: State of the art service.Registered member of the Piano Technicians Guild. 25 years of extensive con-cert and residential experience. Quality workmanship. Reasonable rates. Email Ray Zeiner at [email protected] or call 860-651-0836.

AvON COuNTrY DEli OpENiNG sOON: Join a new deli opening in Riverdale Farms. Sandwich makers with a focus on customer service are encour-aged to apply. Please respond to [email protected] or 860-676-AVON (2866). More information at www.avoncountrydeli.com.

BuYiNG: Jewelry, old/new, gold, silver & old costume. Specializing in antique and vintage jewelry/accessories, beads, handbags and hats. Also buying antiques, old collectibles, coins, old books, stamps, etc. Any condition. Over 16 years experience. Top prices paid! Call TJewels 860-693-6740.

fOr sAlE: Jenn-Air ceramic cook top, 4 years old. Mint condi-tion. Asking $800. For photos go to facebook Phil Amato. 860-677-4302.

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: is your prom dress connection. Different lengths and sizes to choose from. Make sure to check us out first! 524 Hopmeadow St., Simbury. 860-651-8591. www.touchofclassconsignment.com. Best prices around and one of a kind as well!

sTuDENT: is starting medical classes and is looking for afford-able, gently used scrubs. Size women’s medium or large. Please call 860-217-1956.

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frONTiEr WEllNEss fOr pEOplE AND pETs: is located in East Granby and caters to the healthful needs of both pets and their people. Allergy solutions, health supplies and useful items for the lives we share. 860-653-7831.

ThE pErfECT NEsT: Interior ReDesign and Home Staging. “Do more with what you have.” Spring Special, call for rates. Get a new look for Spring or for sell-ing your home. Free estimates. Satisfaction guaranteed. Stacy Knisel 860-836-8401. [email protected].

DONATE: your car or truck for fire department extrication courses. Stewart’s Auto, 860-379-7541.

M.D.B. CusTOM BuilDErs, llC: Winter damage repairs. Home improvement and remod-eling. Design and construction, interior and exterior renovation. All phases of property services, call Mark 860-658-4965. [email protected].

BuYiNG: Why sell for less? We at Gallery One buy old books, old costume/gold/antique jew-elry, postcards, paintings, coins, stamps, silver antiques, estates, etc. Any condition. 25+ years experience. Call Ed or Tami 860-658-1191 or email [email protected].

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JOE’s lANDsCApiNG: We have the most competitive prices around for weekly mowing. We cut the grass less as it dries out without being asked. References, insured. We have kept 98% of our customers during tough financial times. 860-214-2078.

Oil 61.9: Those days are gone. Magnetite, the affordable option to replacement windows. Clear plexiglass, mounted magnetically inside your existing windows. Specializing in historic homes and condos. Registration #554796. Call Clear-View Systems 860-653-0500.

CliMATE-CONTrOllED sElf sTOrAGE: The only humidity-controlled storage in the Farmington Valley. West Street Storage, Simsbury. 860-988-0002.

sEpTiC AND DrAiNAGE issuEs?: The Christopher Bryant Company is a local, certified, family-owned company that can help you. We can complete your project on time and on budget. Ask your neighbors about us! 860-651-7060.

ANTiquEs AT ThE COffEE TrADE: Stroll through our rooms filled with pottery, prints, primi-tives, books, buttons, glass, linens and much more. 860-676-2661. www.thecoffeetrade.com.

priNCE Of spriNG ClEAN-iNG: Gutters hand-cleaned, rinsed, $50-plus. Windows cleaned in/out, $7 each. Siding hand-cleaned, $175-plus. Carpet removal, $80/room. Wood and kitchen floors machine-cleaned, $70. Carpets shampooed, then steam-cleaned, $35/room. Dump runs, $80/truckload. Insured. Josh Langdon, 860-922-4621.

frEE: GIVE ME LIBERTY OF GIVE ME FREE CLASSIFIEDS. FREE CLASSIFIEDS ARE A RIGHT NOT AN OBLIGATION! Earn tax-free cash. 100% profit. Submit online now - several restrictions apply. Residents only, online only etc. thevalleycrier.com Deadline 3/31/11 noon.

My mum called me from across the house to fix an urgent problem. When I asked her what the problem was, she told me the mouse has stopped working after she plugged in her USB, and that it must’ve given her a virus. She had unplugged the mouse to put the USB in, even though there were a lot of other spots to put it in. Gemma C


CalendarApril 5, 7:00 p.m. Trinity Church in Tariffville, there will be a meeting with the US Postal Service. All interested parties are urged to attend. This may be the last opportunity to influence the Post Office’s decision regarding the future of a Post Office in Tariffville. Even if you don’t live in Tariffville and have enjoyed the convenience of this branch, please come and let your voice be heard.

April 11 – 13, 7 – 8 p.m. St. Patrick Church, 110 Main Street, Farmington will host a speaker series for 3 evenings, from April 11-13th, 7-8pm. On April 11, Father Henry Frascadore will speak on “The Spiritual Journey and Surrendering to God”. On April 12, Sister Theresina Scully, CP shares “Finding Stillness, Rest, and Renewal in Our Busy Lives”. On April 13, Deacon Arthur Miller, author, radio host, revivalist, will speak on “The Call to serve”. Admission is free. All are welcome.


William Simmonds (1673-1753)Here lies my corpse who was the manThat lov’d a sop in dripping panBut now believe me I am deadNow here the pan stands at my headStill for sop to the last I cry’dBut could not eat and so I diedMy neighbours they perhaps may laughWhen they do read my epitaph.

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DuMp ruNs: Furniture, appli-ances, garages, attics, junk, construction debris, fallen trees. Whole-house clean outs. Save money. We remove your unwant-ed items. Fast service, 7 days a week. Granby, Simsbury, Avon, Farmington areas. Call Scott’s Discount Hauling. 860-716-0555.

lEArN TO plAY GuiTAr: from experienced local musician in professional recording studio. Discover the joy of music in a supportive environment. Learn to play a variety of styles. Latest music software used for person-alized lessons Children, adults welcome. Call Tim Mayock 860-653-4095, or visit www.therecordingclub.net

kurT’s AuTO rEpAir: Foreign and domestic. Quality workman-ship. Reasonable labor rate $60/hr. All your mechanical and body work needs covered. Family owned and operated for over 25 years. www.kurtscustoms.com. 860-693-1556.

CurTAiNs: for sale. From Pottery Barn. 1 set Dupioni Silk (blue smoke color) & white shears. Both 50” wide x 63” long. I moved and these don’t work with new home. Like new. $50. Call Annie, 860-490-6880.

ruG: for sale. 10’X14’. Hand-spun, wool. Light blues, tans, burgundy. In top condition. Only $150. Call 860-490-6880.

ArTisT ExhiBiT OpENiNG rECEpTiON: for Patrick Stauffer. March 31, 7-9 p.m. Refreshments served. Autumn Light Studio & Gallery, 304 West Main St., Avon. www.autumnlightstudio.com. 860-674-9869.

viNTAGE klipsCh hErEsY spEAkErs: Floor-standing, Great sound quality. Gently used. $150/pair. Please call 860-658-6791.

AvON EsTATE sAlE: Saturday, April 2, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. 55 Northgate, Avon. Entire contents of magnificent home. Dining room, leather couches, mahogany desk, grandfather clock, art, ori-ental carpets, electronics, lamps, linens, books, garage and boating items - everything. Don’t miss this one!

frEE: GIVE ME LIBERTY OF GIVE ME FREE CLASSIFIEDS. FREE CLASSIFIEDS ARE A RIGHT NOT AN OBLIGATION! Earn tax-free cash. 100% profit. Submit online now - several restrictions apply. Residents only, online only etc. thevalleycrier.com Deadline 3/31/11 noon.

Eric Treff, Burlington, CT 3/01/2011 Speeding violation: motor vehicles other than trucks.

Dennis loper, Burlington, CT 3/15/2011 Drug Paraphernalia and Poss. of Cont Sub or <4 oz MJ.

Gloria Mogilewsky, Avon, CT 3/14/2011 Violation of Protective Order.

paul Baker, Goshen, CT 3/10/2011 Speeding violation: motor vehicles other than trucks.

Mark Willis, simsbury, CT 3/10/2011 Speeding violation: motor vehicles other than trucks.

lee Chen, farmington, CT 3/11/2011 Breach of People 2nd and Unlawful Restraint 2nd.

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ElECTrOlYsis: Safe, perma-nent hair removal. State licensed professional electrologist. Over 18 years experience, board certi-fied. Technology uses blend of shortwave and galvanic waves for faster results, less discomfort. All treatment done in strict privacy with impeccable sterilization. Free private consultation. Donna Crump, 860-678-1972.

MAsONrY: Restorations, fireplaces, chimney re-lining, re-pointing. Historic references. Specializing in historic preserva-tion. Email [email protected] or call Bill Parsons at 860-977-5056.

TrEE sErviCE: Residential and commercial. CT Lic. Arborist. Tree removal, pruning, cabling, fertil-izing, spraying (B0054), double-ground landscape, mulch delivery and crane rental service. Free estimates. Grimshaw Tree Service and Nursery Co. 860-658-4420. www.grimshawtreeco.com.

sTOrAGE BiN: Rent half of my 10’x15’ storage bin in Simsbury. If interested, call 860-651-0777.

TilE rEpAir: regrouts, installs. No job too small. We also fix handyman mistakes! Licensed and insured. P.B. Tile 860-673-6516.

lAWN CuTTiNG, spriNG ClEAN-ups: Reasonable rates, reliable, professional. Roots Lawn Service. 860-614-0563.

hElp WANTED: Part-time sales and marketing associate position available for energetic creative individual. For info call 860-676-8878.

COiNs: Paper money, collectibles bought, sold and appraised for over 40 years. Call Bob Kevorkian for appointment. 860-658-1344.

CAsh: paid for newer, wrecked cars and trucks, running or not. Licensed auto recycler. Stewarts Used Auto Parts. 1-800-726-0871 or 860-379-7541.

TANks iNsTAllED AND rEMOvED: Over 25 years experience. Lic. & Insured. Erwin Heating Services, LLC. All calls promptly returned. 860-693-1494.

rare Book store: Jan Owens, owner of Millrace Book-store in Farmington is celebrating the 40th year of the little store that could and still does. Perched in the 1645 mill next to The Grist Mill Restaurant, it overlooks a lovely stretch of the Farmington River.

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April 26, 2011, 11 a.m. Cooking with Elaine, in the multi-purpose room of the Canton Community Center. Yummy foods to be prepared and enjoyed are “HEALTHY SHORT-CUT MEALS.” Savory Sausage, Spinach & Onion Turnovers, Shredded Carrot Salad with Honey Ginger Dressing & Easy Strawberry-Rhubarb Cake. Cost $9, payable in advance at the Senior Services’ Office. Call 860.693.5811 for more information.

April 7-9 Friends of the Farmington Library Spring Used Book Sale. Thursday 2-9 p.m.($5 admission). Friday 9-8 p.m., Saturday 9-2 p.m., 3-5 p.m. Bag Sale ($6 per bag).

While doing my assignment one night my dad comes into my room and asks me to put a song on Youtube and play it on my surround system for him. I agree, and he tells me to look up Mink Deville, “Cadillac Walk.” I didn’t have much luck finding a version my dad liked, so he stared to rant and go on with how one time Youtube would give you all the songs that you wanted and how he thinks they’re “hiding” all the good songs and planning to start a youtube2 and charge money for the songs people really want to hear. Adam p


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MAilBOxEs: Installed/Repaired. Pressure treated with metal/plastic box, black/white, $150. Cedar post, same options, $170. All plastic post master, $160. Locally hand welded, heavy duty post/box, $300. 1,2 and 3 year insurance available. Ask about metal locking/bear proof garbage cans. New England Lamp Post & Mailboxes 860-874-7717.

COuNTErTOps BuilT: Installed with a craftsman’s pride by Scott’s Cassin’s Custom Countertops. We are your reli-able local fabricator for Corian, Formica, Wilsonart & more. Attention to detail, honest value, no gimmicks. Visit our factory & showroom at the Tariffville Mill, Simsbury. 860-218-3010 or www.scottscustomcountertops.com.

DiplOMA frAMiNG: Includes frame, glass and two mats. Only $79! Petrini Framing, 35 East Main St., Avon. Behind the big rocking chair on Rt. 44. 860-677-2747. www.petriniframingandart.com.

CrEETurE COMfOrTs: In-home pet sitting, small-group doggie daycare and home-like canine boarding. Call Elayne Cree at 860-651-7773.

hAD ENOuGh Of slOW WirElEss iNTErNET: in your home or business? A wired net-work allows you to have high speed internet access with a safe and private connection. Call for a free estimate. Eriksson Electric, 860-521-1849 or 860-874-5276. License #103632, insured.

ApArTMENT fOr rENT: in Tariffville. Fully furnished, air conditioned, 1 1/2 bedrooms, all utilities included plus internet and cable. 860-651-1269.

rOOM fOr rENT: in spa-cious farmhouse in Granby. Beautiful location. Kitchen and laundry access. Situated between Hartford and Springfield, close to highways and airport. Looking for neat, easy-going, professional person. Dog lover a must, afford-able. Call 860-305-6157.

rOOM fOr rENT: in Skin Care Salon. Good for nail technician, massage therapist, acupuncture. A nice relaxing atmosphere. Riverdale Farms in Avon 860-997-4566. Ask for Tatiana.

hAir sTYlisTs WANTED: in an upscale salon in Simsbury. Mitchell Hair Design by Bill Francis, 860-658-0311.

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Fun-LinersA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match •for me at kick boxing.

Fun-LinersThe shinbone is a •device for finding furni-ture in a dark room.

Why does someone •believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

The sole purpose of a •child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.


hOME: improvement/landscap-ing contractor. Specializing in design/installation/maintenance of all landscaping and home improvement needs. Weekly lawn mowing packages. Spring clean-ups/aeration/overseeding/gutter cleaning. Custom decks, walks, walls, patios. Powerwashing. Bathroom, kitchen, basement remodeling. Tile/hardwood floor-ing. Interior painting, siding. Harvey windows/doors. John Little. License #622289. 518-361-9016, 860-658-5574.

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: If you wear a size 7.5, 8 or 8.5 shoe we have a pair for you. Weitzman, Icon, Dior, Cole Hann, UGG, Prada, Brighton, all in excellent condi-tion never worn or worn once!! Touch of Class Consignment, 524 Hopmeadow St. Simsbury. 860-651-8591. Check out some of them on our ebay store at http://stores.ebay.com/nitasboutique

GuiTAr rEpAir: I can make your instrument play to its full potential. Expert repairs, res-torations, customizing on most stringed instruments. Over 35 years experience. All work guar-anteed. For an appointment call Ron Bolduc’s Fretwerks, 860-916-8027.

pOsT & BEAM: Homes, barns, additions, garages and more by Four Square Post & Beam. 860-693-4047. www.foursquarepostbeam.com.

sET ThE sTAGE: home staging and redesign. “Where a home becomes a star.” Putting your house on the market? Find out what you need to do to get it ready. Real Estate home staging consultation, $150. 860-543-9833. www.setthestagect.com.

ArTWOrk: Home portraits, done in pen & ink or watercolor. Visit www.woodlandspiritart.com for details or call for information. Portfolio available. Sally, 860-977-9340.

TOuCh Of ClAss CONsiGNMENT: has your spring and summer wardrobe! Eileen Fisher, Sigrid Olsen, Misook, Talbots, Icon purses and shoes, Stuart Weitzman Shoes, boots, purses, Coach, Dooney, John Hardy, Tiffany, Pandora, Sadie Green, Erica Zapp and much more. 524 Hopmeadow St. Simsbury. www.touchofclassconsignment.com. Ebay Store: http://stores.ebay.com/nitasboutique

WOrDsMiTh: Need help with your words? Quality, professional resumes from $50. Editing of manuscripts, websites and term papers. Audio transcription and typing services. Free estimates. Iron out the wrinkles in your writ-ing. Contact Nancy at Wordsmith, 860-651-0777.

lANDsCApE DEsiGN: Mowing, mulching, leaf and brush removal, bob cat services, patios and retaining walls, dump runs, stump grinding. Mason Enterprises, LLC. www.masonenterprisesct.com. 860-874-1266.

hElp WANTED: Mechanic. Large landscape contractor seeks self-motivated, dependable, qualified, small engine and fleet mechanic. Duties to include rou-tine maintenance, welding, record keeping. Ability to prioritize and multi-task is essential. This is a great opportunity for a career minded individual. Driver’s license required. Must have own tools. Salary D.O.E. We are a drug free workplace. Please call 860-408-9798 M-F.

New Movie ReleasesOpening March 25, 2011

Hop - PGAn out-of-work slacker accidentally injures the Easter Bunny and must take responsibility for him as he recovers.

Source Code - PG -13Jake Gyllenhaal is part of a government experi-ment that enables him to cross over into the last eight minutes of another man’s life.

Cat Run - RTwo bumbling detectives must help protect a sexy, high class escort who holds the key evidence to a scandalous cover up.

In a Better World - RSet in Sudan’s refugee camps and a Danish provincial town, a family faces difficult choices between revenge and forgiveness.

Insidious - PG -13A family discovers that dark spirits have pos-sessed their new home and their son has inexplicably fallen into a coma.

The Last Godfather - PG -13When the mafia’s most powerful godfather chooses his illegitimate Korean son as heir to the throne, all hell breaks loose.

Super - NRRainn Wilson is an average guy who suits up to deliver his own brand of neighborhood justice as a do-it-yourself superhero.

Trust - RClive Owen and Catherine Keener are parents whose teenage daughter becomes the victim of an internet predator.

Fun-LinersDo not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his •level and beat you with experience.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before •the police.

One guy told me he saw a FREE CLASSIFIED in the Crier •where another guy was selling his house to get rid of his son who graduated from college 2 years ago.

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The Valley Crier 3/29/2011