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5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Ninja Warrior 7:00 A-League Live: Round 9: Adelaide United v Brisbane Roar 10:05 The Walk- ing Dead: Tell It To The Frogs (MA15+ h,v) – Rick is reunited with Lori and Carl, but soon decides - along with some of the other survivors - to return to the rooftop and rescue Merle. 10:55 Shot By Kern Best Of (MA15+n) 11:25 South Park: A Very Crappy Christmas (M a) – When everyone in South Park de- cides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-material- istic holiday season. 11:55 SBS PopAsia (PG) 2:00 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:45 Backyard Science 11:10 Steam Punks! 11:35 Don’t Blame The Koalas 12:00 BTN Extra 12:25 Animalia 1:00 Sally Bollywood 1:30 Kobushi 1:45 Total Drama 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:35 Rated A for Awesome 2:50 CJ The DJ 3:00 a gURLs wURLd 3:30 The Sleepover Club 3:55 Sea Princesses 4:20 Gasp! 4:45 Jibber Jabber 5:35 The Avengers 6:00 Young Dracula 6:30 Pocket Protectors 7:00 Deadly 60: Madagascar 7:30 Star Wars 8:00 Dance Academy 8:25 Dance Academy 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 6:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship Series 11:00 Sport Science 12:00 Sporting Greats 12:35 Omnisport 1:00 Python Hunters 2:00 Ad- venture Angler 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Megafactories 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Basketball: NBL 11:30 The League (MA15+ s) 12:00 Fight Master MMA (PG l) 1:00 48 Hours (M a) 2:00 Safe Breakers 3:00 Lum- berjacks 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 3:45 Jak- ers! 4:15 Hana’s Helpline 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:15 Five Minutes 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Amazon Flesh Eaters (PG) 8:20 Video Killed The Radio Star (M l) 8:45 A Different Breed (PG) 9:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (M l,s) 10:25 Set List: The Best Of (M l,s) 10:50 Derek (M a,s) 11:15 Am I Normal? (M a) 12:15 River Monsters (PG) 1:05 Green Wing (M l,s) 2:00 ABC News Update 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Old School Neigh- bours 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M a) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Ray- mond (PG) 7:30 Glee (PG s,a) 8:30 New Girl (PG s,a) 9:00 Ben & Kate (PG) 9:30 Britain & Ireland Next Top Model (M l) 10:30 Mobbed: Pilot (PG l) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Baboon Bandits (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Brighton Rock” (PG a,v,l) (’47) 2:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 2:30 Anna’s Wild Life 3:00 Baboon Ban- dits (PG) 3:30 A Dream Home Abroad 4:30 The Peo- ple’s Court (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 Movie: “The Time Machine” (M v,sn) (’02) Stars: Guy Pearce 10:30 Nothing Trivial (MA15+s) 11:30 Movie: “Sweet Bird Of Youth” (M a,d) (’62) Stars: Paul Newman 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Winx Club (PG v) 10:30 The Shak 11:00 Winx Club (PG) 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Top Gear USA (PG) 3:00 Nitro Circus Live (PG) 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Alien Force (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Movie: “Scooby Doo! Curse Of The Lake Monster” (PG v) Stars: Kate Melton 6:30 Movie: “Lovewrecked” (PG v,l,s) (’05) Stars: Amanda Bynes 8:30 Movie: “Fired Up!” (M l,s) (’09) Stars: Nicholas D’agosto 10:30 Go Girls (M) 11:30 Revolution: Kash- mir (M v) 1:30 The Crew (PG) 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Top Gear USA (PG) 8:30 Jake And The Never Land Pirates 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (PG) 12:00 The Amazing Race (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate (M) 3:30 Motorsport: V8 Su- percars: Sydney 500 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan: The Firefight (M) 9:30 Movie: “So I Married An Axe Murderer” (M l) (’93) Stars: Amanda Plummer 11:30 Movie: “Dead Sexy” (MA15+s,n,v) (’01) Stars: Shan- non Tweed 1:30 Movie: “Screamers” (M v,l) (’96) Stars: Peter Weller 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:00 Dream Car Garage 9:00 Home And Away 9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Gar- deners’ World 11:00 Ballykissangel (PG) 1:00 Doc Martin (PG) 2:00 Movie: “The Loves Of Carmen” (PG v) (’48) 4:00 Growing Pains (PG) 4:30 Mad About You 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Coronation St (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Animal Squad 8:30 Es- cape To The Country (PG) 9:30 60 Minute Makeover 10:30 Four In A Bed (PG) 12:00 Deception (M v) 1:00 Movie: “The Loves Of Carmen” (PG v) (’48) 3:00 Designing Women 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 10:00 ABC News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:02 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Capital Hill 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 7:30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 BBC News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 7MATE GEM GO! 11 ABC2 ONE ABC3 SBS 2 ABC 24 7TWO 5:30 Seven Early News 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morn- ing Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News 12:00 The Mid- day Movie: “More Sex And The Single Mum” (M s) (’05) Stars: Chelsea Hobbs 2:00 The Daily Edition [s] 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News At 4.00 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gar- dens Summer [s] 8:30 The Friday Movie: “The Santa Clause” (G) (’94) Stars: Tim Allen 10:30 Special: WWII Lost Films: The Air War (M v,a) [s] – Travel with five vet- erans on some of the most dangerous aerial missions of the war. 12:30 Off The Map: Es Un Milagro (M) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 10:00 The Ashes: Second Test: Australia v England: Day 2 – Live from Adelaide Oval 1:00 The Cricket Show 1:30 The Ashes: Second Test: Australia v England 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Four Holidays” (M s) (’08) Stars: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon 10:30 Movie: “Must Love Dogs” (M s) (’05) Stars: John Cusack 12:20 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:20 Late Night Movie: “Blame” (MA15+v,l) (’10) Stars: Damian de Montemas 3:10 Impractical Jokers: Butterfly Crimes Scene (M l) 3:35 Adventures In Rainbow Country 4:05 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America 5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Early Wake Up [s] 7:00 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG l,a) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l) 1:00 The Doctors (PG mp) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Entertainment Tonight (PG 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) [s] 8:30 NCIS: Enemies Foreign (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Enemies Domestic (M v,d) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s]12:00 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Home Shopping (PG) 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Music Moves [s] 11:00 Shamwari: A Wild Life [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 1:00 Dalziel And Pascoe (M a,v) [s] 2:30 The Wonder Years [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 The Good Cook [s] 6:25 Antiques Master [s] 6:55 What’s Your Story? Aurora Chasing [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7:30 [s] 8:00 Gardening Australia (PG) 8:30 The No 1 Ladies De- tective Agency (PG) 10:15 Lateline [s] 10:50 Whites (PG) [s] – Roland is feeling lost without Bib, who is living in Australia. 11:20 Hockey: Women’s World League Final 12:50 rage (PG) 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers’ Guide To Aus- tralia 1:35 Rex In Rome (PG) 2:30 Living Black Conver- sations [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS New- shour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Keeping The Faith [s] 6:00 The Dales With Ade Edmondson [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Secrets Of The Irish Landscape [s] 8:30 The Bible: A History: Jesus (PG) [s] 9:30 As It Hap- pened: World War 2 (PG a) [s] 10:25 World News Aus- tralia [s] 11:00 Drama Movie: “Eloise” (MA15+n) (’09) (In Catalan) 12:45 Drama Movie: “Melodrama Habibi” (M l) (’07) (In Arabic and French) 2:30 Pentecost 2:45 2014 FIFA World Cup Final Prime7 WIN TEN ABC SBS FRIDAY DECEMBER 6 SATURDAY DECEMBER 7 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Dance On Screen [s] 2:10 Gerhard Richter: Painting (PG) 3:55 James Rhodes: Piano Man: Chopin (PG) 4:30 PBS New- shour [s] 5:30 2014 FIFA World Cup Final Draw 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Destination Flavour Japan Bitesize 7:35 Nordic Wild: Ultimate Survivors [s] 8:30 Shackleton: Death Or Glor 9:30 Drama Movie: “Chopper” (MA15+ l,n,v,d) (’00) – Based on his autobiography 11:15 Black Comedy Movie: “Suburban Mayhem” (MA15+d,s,l,v) (’06) – Katrina Skinner is a sexy 19-year- old single mum and master manipulator of men. 12:50 Shameless (MA15+a,l,s) [s] 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage Guest programmer: AlunaGeorge 11:30 Exhumed [s] 12:00 At The Movies (PG) [s] 12:30 7:30 [s] 1:00 Stealing Shakespeare [s] 2:00 Mastercrafts: Blacksmithing (PG) [s] 3:00 Basketball: WNBL: Round 10 - Melbourne v Bendigo 5:05 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart: Grass 6:00 Monty Don’s French Gardens [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 The Paradise (PG) [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:30 Kingdom (PG) [s] 10:20 Upstairs Downstairs: A Perfect Specimen Of Womanhood (PG) [s] 11:20 Wood- ley: The Wedding (PG) [s] 11:50 rage Guest programmer: AlunaGeorge (MA15+a,l,d,h,s,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Orangutans: People Of The Forest [s] 7:00 Escape With ET 8:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 9:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 10:00 Pushing The Limits [s] 11:00 The Doctors [s] 12:00 Working With Dan- gerous Animals [s] 1:00 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 2:00 Escape With ET [s] 3:00 I Fish [s] 4:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 4:30 A Taste Of Travel [s] 5:00 TEN Eye- witness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 Movie: “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid” (G) (’10) Stars: Zachary Gordon 8:30 Melbourne Comedy Festival Supershow (M s,l) 10:40 Movie: “Crooked Business” (MA15+ v,l,d) (’08) Stars: Firass Dirani & Teo Gebert 12:45 48 Hours (M l,a) 1:00 Home Shopping (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today - Saturday 10:00 The Ashes: Second Test: Aus- tralia v England: Day 3 – Live from Adelaide Oval 1:00 The Cricket Show 1:30 The Ashes: Second Test: Australia v England 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Elf” (G) (’03) Stars: Will Ferrell 9:30 Movie: “Fool’s Gold” (M v) (’08) Stars: Kate Hudson 11:45 Late Movie: “Snow Angels” (MA15+ v,a,l) (’07) Stars: Kate Beckinsale & Sam Rockwell 1:50 Late Movie: “Triangle” (MA15+v,l) (’09) Stars: Melissa George, Joshua McIvor & Jack Taylor 3:35 Extra [s] 4:05 Danoz 4:30 The Middle: Leap Year (PG) 6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sun- rise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Week- end [s] 12:00 Possum’s Club 12:30 Harry’s Practice 1:00 World’s Strictest Parents (PG l,a) 2:00 V8 Supercars: Sydney 500 *Live* – From Sydney Olympic Park. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 V8 Supercars: Sydney 500 *Live 7:30 The Saturday Movie: “A Christ- mas Carol” (PG a,h) (’09) Stars: Jim Carrey 9:30 The Sat- urday Movie: “Skyline” (M v,l) (’10) Stars: Eric Balfour 11:30 That ‘70s Show: Hyde’s Christmas Rager (PG) 12:00 Off The Map: It’s A Leaf (M) [s] 1:00 The Late Movie: “Somewhere” (M s,n,l) (’10) Stars: Elle Fanning 3:00 Home Shopping Prime7 WIN ABC TEN SBS 8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Rural Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 The World This Week 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Future Forum 12:02 Big Ideas (PG) 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 7.30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 A- League: Round 9: Adelaide United v Bris- bane Roar 6:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 7:00 Vs. Arashi 7:55 Iron Chef 8:45 RuPaul’s Drag Race (M s,l) 9:35 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2013 – Broadcast from Kiev, Ukraine. 12:05 Shorts On Screen (M l) 12:45 Movie: “Miffo” (M s,l,a) (’03) – A charming ro- mantic comedy about a naive Protestant priest who be- lieves he can change the world, and the spunky working class girl who changes his heart instead. (In Swedish) 2:30 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:30 Weatherwatch Overnight 9:05 Good Game SP 9:35 Spliced! 10:10 Rated A for Awesome 10:30 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 10:55 Rocket Power 11:20 Mortified 11:45 Detentionaire 1:40 Erky Perky 2:20 Tracey McBean 2:35 a gURLs wURLd 3:00 The Sleepover Club 3:30 Stoked 4:00 The High Fructose Adventures 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:40 Steam Punks! 5:05 Young Dracula (PG) 5:35 Officially Amazing 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 MI High 6:55 WAC: World Animal Championships 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Del- tora Quest 8:15 Ouran High School Host Club (PG) 8:40 Vampire Knight (PG) 6:00 Triathlon 10:00 NFL America’s Game 11:00 Sporting Greats 11:35 Xtreme Storm 12:10 Omnisport 12:30 The Ultimate Rider 1:00 Megafactories 2:00 Hook, Line And Sisters 2:30 Lum- berjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00 Hard- liners 4:30 Million Dollar Catch 5:00 Fishing Edge 5:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 The Ultimate Rider 7:00 Trick My Truck (PG) 7:30 Safe Breakers 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M v) 9:30 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 11:30 Blokesworld 12:00 48 Hours (PG) 1:00 Ross Kemp: Return To Afghanistan (MA15+ v) 2:00 Python Hunters 6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 5:05 Bananas In Pyja- mas 5:35 The Hive 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Incredible Mr Good- win (PG) 8:15 Good Game 8:30 The Call Centre (M l,s) 9:30 Funny As: Ed Byrne (MA15+ l,s) 11:05 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (M s,v) 11:35 Ideal (M d,v) 12:05 The Vice Guide To Film (M l,a,v) 12:30 Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet (PG) 1:00 Bad Guys Dead Ahead (M l) 1:45 Girl Number 9 (M l,v) 1:50 ABC News Update 8:00 Jar Dwellers SOS 8:30 Totally Wild 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:30 Happy Days (PG) 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 5:00 New Zealand’s Next Top Model (PG) 6:00 Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 6:30 Life Un- expected 7:30 Laverne & Shirley: Frank’s Fling / Haunted House (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Grease 2” (PG) (82) Stars: Maxwell Caulfield & Michelle Pfeiffer 11:05 In Plain Sight (M v) 12:05 The Loop (PG l,s,v,d) 2:35 Becker 3:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG v) 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Lockie Leonard 12:30 Power Rangers (PG v) 1:00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 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5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00Ninja Warrior 7:00 A-League Live: Round

9: Adelaide United v Brisbane Roar 10:05 The Walk-ing Dead: Tell It To The Frogs (MA15+ h,v) – Rick isreunited with Lori and Carl, but soon decides - alongwith some of the other survivors - to return to therooftop and rescue Merle. 10:55 Shot By Kern BestOf (MA15+n) 11:25 South Park: A Very CrappyChristmas (M a) – When everyone in South Park de-cides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-material-istic holiday season. 11:55 SBS PopAsia (PG) 2:00Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:45 BackyardScience 11:10 Steam Punks! 11:35 Don’tBlame The Koalas 12:00 BTN Extra 12:25

Animalia 1:00 Sally Bollywood 1:30 Kobushi 1:45Total Drama 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:35 RatedA for Awesome 2:50 CJ The DJ 3:00 a gURLswURLd 3:30 The Sleepover Club 3:55 Sea Princesses4:20 Gasp! 4:45 Jibber Jabber 5:35 The Avengers6:00 Young Dracula 6:30 Pocket Protectors 7:00Deadly 60: Madagascar 7:30 Star Wars 8:00 DanceAcademy 8:25 Dance Academy 8:50 The AdventuresOf Figaro Pho

6:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship Series11:00 Sport Science 12:00 Sporting Greats12:35 Omnisport 1:00 Python Hunters 2:00 Ad-

venture Angler 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line IsIt Anyway? 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 GetSmart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Megafactories 8:30COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Basketball: NBL 11:30The League (MA15+ s) 12:00 Fight Master MMA (PGl) 1:00 48 Hours (M a) 2:00 Safe Breakers 3:00 Lum-berjacks 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 3:45 Jak-ers! 4:15 Hana’s Helpline 4:30 Play School5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:45

Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:15Five Minutes 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks& Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Amazon FleshEaters (PG) 8:20 Video Killed The Radio Star (M l)8:45 A Different Breed (PG) 9:30 Unsafe Sex In TheCity (M l,s) 10:25 Set List: The Best Of (M l,s) 10:50Derek (M a,s) 11:15 Am I Normal? (M a) 12:15 RiverMonsters (PG) 1:05 Green Wing (M l,s) 2:00 ABCNews Update

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Old School Neigh-bours 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn)1:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M

a) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The KingOf Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00Happy Days (PG) 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina(PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Ray-mond (PG) 7:30 Glee (PG s,a) 8:30 New Girl (PG s,a)9:00 Ben & Kate (PG) 9:30 Britain & Ireland NextTop Model (M l) 10:30 Mobbed: Pilot (PG l) 11:30The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House(PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Baboon Bandits(PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie:

“Brighton Rock” (PG a,v,l) (’47) 2:00 Surfing TheMenu (PG) 2:30 Anna’s Wild Life 3:00 Baboon Ban-dits (PG) 3:30 A Dream Home Abroad 4:30 The Peo-ple’s Court (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG)6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 AntiquesRoadshow 8:30 Movie: “The Time Machine” (M v,sn)(’02) Stars: Guy Pearce 10:30 Nothing Trivial(MA15+s) 11:30 Movie: “Sweet Bird Of Youth” (Ma,d) (’62) Stars: Paul Newman

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Winx Club (PGv) 10:30 The Shak 11:00 Winx Club (PG) 12:00

Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Top Gear USA (PG) 3:00 NitroCircus Live (PG) 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:05 Ben 10:Alien Force (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00Movie: “Scooby Doo! Curse Of The Lake Monster”(PG v) Stars: Kate Melton 6:30 Movie:“Lovewrecked” (PG v,l,s) (’05) Stars: Amanda Bynes8:30 Movie: “Fired Up!” (M l,s) (’09) Stars: NicholasD’agosto 10:30 Go Girls (M) 11:30 Revolution: Kash-mir (M v) 1:30 The Crew (PG) 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30Extra 4:00 Top Gear USA (PG)

8:30 Jake And The Never Land Pirates 9:00NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: The LegendaryJourneys (PG) 12:00 The Amazing Race

(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate (M) 3:30 Motorsport: V8 Su-percars: Sydney 500 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan:The Firefight (M) 9:30 Movie: “So I Married An AxeMurderer” (M l) (’93) Stars: Amanda Plummer 11:30Movie: “Dead Sexy” (MA15+s,n,v) (’01) Stars: Shan-non Tweed 1:30 Movie: “Screamers” (M v,l) (’96)Stars: Peter Weller 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:00Dream Car Garage

9:00 Home And Away 9:30 Shortland St(PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Gar-

deners’ World 11:00 Ballykissangel (PG) 1:00 DocMartin (PG) 2:00 Movie: “The Loves Of Carmen”(PG v) (’48) 4:00 Growing Pains (PG) 4:30 MadAbout You 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 CoronationSt (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Animal Squad 8:30 Es-cape To The Country (PG) 9:30 60 Minute Makeover10:30 Four In A Bed (PG) 12:00 De ception (M v)1:00 Movie: “The Loves Of Carmen” (PG v) (’48)3:00 Designing Women

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5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 10:00 TheAshes: Second Test: Australia v England: Day 2 – Livefrom Adelaide Oval 1:00 The Cricket Show 1:30 TheAshes: Second Test: Australia v England 6:00 NationalNews [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory(PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Four Holidays” (M s) (’08) Stars:Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon 10:30 Movie: “MustLove Dogs” (M s) (’05) Stars: John Cusack 12:20 WINNews Hour Late Edition [s] 1:20 Late Night Movie:“Blame” (MA15+v,l) (’10) Stars: Damian de Montemas3:10 Impractical Jokers: Butterfly Crimes Scene (M l)3:35 Adventures In Rainbow Country 4:05 Extra [s] 4:30Good Morning America

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Early Wake Up[s] 7:00 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG l,a) [s] 10:30Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness NewsMorning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l) 1:00 The Doctors (PGmp) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy(PG) 3:30 Entertainment Tonight (PG 4:00 Huey’sKitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TENEyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 TheProject [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) [s] 8:30 NCIS:Enemies Foreign (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Enemies Domestic(M v,d) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:15The Project Encore [s]12:00 Late Show - David Letterman(PG) 1:00 Home Shopping (PG)

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Music Moves [s]11:00 Shamwari: A Wild Life [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s]12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last Of The SummerWine [s] 1:00 Dalziel And Pascoe (M a,v) [s] 2:30 TheWonder Years [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 TheGood Cook [s] 6:25 Antiques Master [s] 6:55 What’s YourStory? Aurora Chasing [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7:30 [s]8:00 Gardening Australia (PG) 8:30 The No 1 Ladies De-tective Agency (PG) 10:15 Lateline [s] 10:50 Whites (PG)[s] – Roland is feeling lost without Bib, who is living inAustralia. 11:20 Hockey: Women’s World League Final12:50 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers’ Guide To Aus-tralia 1:35 Rex In Rome (PG) 2:30 Living Black Conver-sations [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 AlJazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS New-shour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Keeping The Faith [s] 6:00The Dales With Ade Edmondson [s] 6:30 World NewsAustralia [s] 7:30 Secrets Of The Irish Landscape [s] 8:30The Bible: A History: Jesus (PG) [s] 9:30 As It Hap-pened: World War 2 (PG a) [s] 10:25 World News Aus-tralia [s] 11:00 Drama Movie: “Eloise” (MA15+n) (’09) (In Catalan) 12:45 Drama Movie: “Melodrama Habibi”(M l) (’07) (In Arabic and French) 2:30 Pentecost 2:452014 FIFA World Cup Final

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shour [s] 5:30 2014 FIFA World Cup Final Draw 6:30World News Australia [s] 7:30 Destination Flavour JapanBitesize 7:35 Nordic Wild: Ultimate Survivors [s] 8:30Shackleton: Death Or Glor 9:30 Drama Movie: “Chopper”(MA15+ l,n,v,d) (’00) – Based on his autobiography 11:15Black Comedy Movie: “Suburban Mayhem”(MA15+d,s,l,v) (’06) – Katrina Skinner is a sexy 19-year-old single mum and master manipulator of men. 12:50Shameless (MA15+a,l,s) [s] 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage Guest programmer:AlunaGeorge 11:30 Exhumed [s] 12:00 At TheMovies (PG) [s] 12:30 7:30 [s] 1:00 Stealing

Shakespeare [s] 2:00 Mastercrafts: Blacksmithing (PG) [s]3:00 Basketball: WNBL: Round 10 - Melbourne vBendigo 5:05 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart: Grass6:00 Monty Don’s French Gardens [s] 7:00 ABC News [s]7:30 The Paradise (PG) [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG)[s] 9:30 Kingdom (PG) [s] 10:20 Upstairs Downstairs: APerfect Specimen Of Womanhood (PG) [s] 11:20 Wood-ley: The Wedding (PG) [s] 11:50 rage Guest programmer:AlunaGeorge (MA15+a,l,d,h,s,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

6:00 Orangutans: People Of The Forest [s] 7:00Escape With ET 8:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s]9:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 10:00 Pushing The

Limits [s] 11:00 The Doctors [s] 12:00 Working With Dan-gerous Animals [s] 1:00 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors[s] 2:00 Escape With ET [s] 3:00 I Fish [s] 4:00 It’s ALifestyle TV [s] 4:30 A Taste Of Travel [s] 5:00 TEN Eye-witness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 Movie:“Diary Of A Wimpy Kid” (G) (’10) Stars: Zachary Gordon8:30 Melbourne Comedy Festival Supershow (M s,l)10:40 Movie: “Crooked Business” (MA15+ v,l,d) (’08)Stars: Firass Dirani & Teo Gebert 12:45 48 Hours (M l,a)1:00 Home Shopping (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today- Saturday 10:00 The Ashes: Second Test: Aus-tralia v England: Day 3 – Live from Adelaide

Oval 1:00 The Cricket Show 1:30 The Ashes: Second Test:Australia v England 6:00 National News - Saturday [s]7:00 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) 7:30 Movie:“Elf” (G) (’03) Stars: Will Ferrell 9:30 Movie: “Fool’sGold” (M v) (’08) Stars: Kate Hudson 11:45 Late Movie:“Snow Angels” (MA15+ v,a,l) (’07) Stars: Kate Beckinsale& Sam Rockwell 1:50 Late Movie: “Triangle” (MA15+v,l)(’09) Stars: Melissa George, Joshua McIvor & Jack Taylor3:35 Extra [s] 4:05 Danoz 4:30 The Middle: Leap Year(PG)

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sun-rise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Week-end [s] 12:00 Possum’s Club 12:30

Harry’s Practice 1:00 World’s Strictest Parents (PG l,a)2:00 V8 Supercars: Sydney 500 *Live* – From SydneyOlympic Park. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 V8 Supercars:Sydney 500 *Live 7:30 The Saturday Movie: “A Christ-mas Carol” (PG a,h) (’09) Stars: Jim Carrey 9:30 The Sat-urday Movie: “Skyline” (M v,l) (’10) Stars: Eric Balfour11:30 That ‘70s Show: Hyde’s Christmas Rager (PG)12:00 Off The Map: It’s A Leaf (M) [s] 1:00 The LateMovie: “Somewhere” (M s,n,l) (’10) Stars: Elle Fanning3:00 Home Shopping

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bane Roar 6:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 7:00 Vs. Arashi7:55 Iron Chef 8:45 RuPaul’s Drag Race (M s,l) 9:35Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2013 – Broadcastfrom Kiev, Ukraine. 12:05 Shorts On Screen (M l)12:45 Movie: “Miffo” (M s,l,a) (’03) – A charming ro-mantic comedy about a naive Protestant priest who be-lieves he can change the world, and the spunkyworking class girl who changes his heart instead. (InSwedish) 2:30 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:30 WeatherwatchOvernight

9:05 Good Game SP 9:35 Spliced! 10:10Rated A for Awesome 10:30 Oh No! It’s AnAlien Invasion 10:55 Rocket Power 11:20

Mortified 11:45 Detentionaire 1:40 Erky Perky 2:20Tracey McBean 2:35 a gURLs wURLd 3:00 TheSleepover Club 3:30 Stoked 4:00 The High FructoseAdventures 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:40 Steam Punks! 5:05Young Dracula (PG) 5:35 Officially Amazing 6:05You’re Skitting Me 6:30 MI High 6:55 WAC: WorldAnimal Championships 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Del-tora Quest 8:15 Ouran High School Host Club (PG)8:40 Vampire Knight (PG)

6:00 Triathlon 10:00 NFL America’s Game11:00 Sporting Greats 11:35 Xtreme Storm12:10 Omnisport 12:30 The Ultimate Rider 1:00

Megafactories 2:00 Hook, Line And Sisters 2:30 Lum-berjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00 Hard-liners 4:30 Million Dollar Catch 5:00 Fishing Edge5:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 TheUltimate Rider 7:00 Trick My Truck (PG) 7:30 SafeBreakers 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M v) 9:30 BellatorMMA (M v,l) 11:30 Blokesworld 12:00 48 Hours (PG)1:00 Ross Kemp: Return To Afghanistan (MA15+ v)2:00 Python Hunters

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Babar And TheAdventures Of Badou 5:05 Bananas In Pyja-mas 5:35 The Hive 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little

Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Incredible Mr Good-win (PG) 8:15 Good Game 8:30 The Call Centre (Ml,s) 9:30 Funny As: Ed Byrne (MA15+ l,s) 11:05Never Mind The Buzzcocks (M s,v) 11:35 Ideal (Md,v) 12:05 The Vice Guide To Film (M l,a,v) 12:30Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet (PG) 1:00 Bad GuysDead Ahead (M l) 1:45 Girl Number 9 (M l,v) 1:50ABC News Update

8:00 Jar Dwellers SOS 8:30 Totally Wild 9:05 TheLoop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:30 Happy Days (PG) 12:00 StarTrek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30

Cheers (PG) 4:00 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model(PG) 5:00 New Zealand’s Next Top Model (PG) 6:00Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 6:30 Life Un-expected 7:30 Laverne & Shirley: Frank’s Fling /Haunted House (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Grease 2” (PG)(82) Stars: Maxwell Caulfield & Michelle Pfeiffer11:05 In Plain Sight (M v) 12:05 The Loop (PG l,s,v,d)2:35 Becker 3:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Batman: TheBrave And The Bold (PG v) 11:00 Flea Bitten

11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Lockie Leonard 12:30 PowerRangers (PG v) 1:00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal (PG) 1:30 TVShop 2:00 Fishing Australia 2:30 The Crew (PG) 3:30Bachelor Pad (PG l) 5:30 Itunes International High-lights (PG s) 6:30 Movie: “Blonde Ambition” (PG l,s)(’07) Stars: Jessica Simpson 8:30 Movie: “Mamma’sBoy” (M s,d,l) (’07) Stars: Diane Keaton 10:30 GoGirls (MA15+ s) 11:30 Cult (M) 1:30 Fringe (M) 3:30MAD (M) 4:00 Itunes International Highlights (PG s)

6:00 Movie: “Brighton Rock” (PG) (’47) Stars:Richard Attenborough 8:00 TV Shop 9:30

Anna’s Wild Life (PG) 10:00 Movie: “Henry VIII AndHis Six Wives” (PG v,a) (’72) Stars: Keith Michell12:30 Postcards Summer 1:00 Movie: “The AccidentalTourist” (PG a,s) (’88) Stars: William Hurt 3:30Movie: “Mogambo” (PG) (’53) Stars: Clark Gable6:00 To The Manor Born 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG)7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v,a) 9:30CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 10:30 NothingTrivial (M s) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie:“Mogambo” (PG) (’53)

9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: TheLegen dary Journeys (PG v) 12:00 BCF Ad-venture TV (PG) 2:00 Hook Line And

Sinker (PG) 3:00 Search & Restore (PG) 3:30 JesseJames Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:30 Trucks! (PG) 5:00Xtreme 4x4 5:30 Muscle Car 6:00 Horsepower TV6:30 Ultimate Factories 7:30 Supersize Grime (PG)8:30 World’s Worst Tenants (M) 9:30 1000 Ways ToDie (M v,a) 10:30 South Beach Tow (M) 11:30Movie: “Disturbing Behavior” (M v,s,l) (’98) Stars:William Sadler 1:30 Swords: Life On The Line (PG)2:30 The North Sea (PG)

11:00 Greenfingers 11:30 Out Of The Blue12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To

Coast 1:00 QLD Weekender 1:30 Sydney Week ender2:00 Coxy’s Big Break 2:30 Around The World In 80Trades 3:30 The Travel Bug (PG) 5:00 Australia’sBest Houses 5:30 All 4 Adventure 6:30 Coastwatch(PG) 7:00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit (PG) 7:30 CitiesOf The Underworld (PG) 8:30 The Border (M) 9:30The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (PG v,a) 11:30 Se-crets Of War (M) 12:30 Movie: “The Woman On Pier13” (PG v) (’49) Stars: Janis Carter 2:00 The WorldAround Us (PG)

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5:20 Worldwatch News 12:00 The GeneCode: The Book of Life 1:00 Survivorman

- Australian Outback (PG) 1:50 Kill Arman (PG) 2:00The Wild Chef: Sturgeon (PG) 2:20 Iron Chef 3:05Vs. Arashi 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 G * Wars6:55 Iron Chef 7:45 The World Of Jenks (PG) 8:30Tropfest Australia 22 – Joining the party at CentennialPark will be hosts Marc Fennell, Adam Spencer andYumi Stynes. 10:55 Movie: “The Names of Love” (Mn,s,l) – Sparks fly when differences unite. (In French)12:50 Morgan Spurlock’s New Britan nia (M s,l,d)1:40 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:50 The Aquabats!Super Show! 9:15 The Crust 9:40 Life WithBoys 10:05 Sadie 10:25 The Wannabes 10:50

Girls In Love 11:25 Prank Patrol Road Trip 1:45 I GotA Rocket 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 My Place 2:40Blue Water High 3:10 Mortified 3:35 WAC: WorldAnimal Championships 4:00 The Little Prince 4:50Operation Ouch! 4:50 Operation Ouch! 5:25 SteamPunks! 5:50 Deadly 60 6:20 Nowhere Boys 6:50Good Game SP 7:15 Wizards Vs Aliens: Fall Of TheNekross (Part Two) 7:50 Jeopardy 8:40 The KillianCurse (PG)

6:00 Rugby 8:00 NFL 9:00 ET 10:00 The Ulti-mate Rider 10:30 Football’s Greatest Managers11:00 Sport Science 12:00 Sporting Greats

12:35 Omnisport 1:00 Trick My Truck 1:30 DrivingWars 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Any-way? 4:00 Adventure Angler 4:30 Haute Route 20135:00 Golf Getaway 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30Wild Racers 7:00 Hook, Line And Sisters 7:30 Ex-treme Fishing (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Alien Resurrection”(M v,l,s) (’97) 10:40 Hell’s Kitchen (M l) 11:40 48Hours (M) 12:40 Ross Kemp: Return To Afghanistan(M l)

6:00 Children’s Programs 3:45 Maya The Bee4:20 Joe & Jack 4:30 Babar & The AdventuresOf Badou 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15

Peppa Pig 5:35 The Hive 5:45 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:15 Five Minutes More6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG)7:30 Tribal Wives: Ethiopia (PG) 8:30 The Girl WhoCries Blood (PG) 9:20 Louis Theroux: The Girl WhoCries Blood (PG mp) 10:20 Suicide & Me (M a) 10:50Unsafe Sex In The City (M l,s) 11:50 Genera tion Kill:Bomb In The Garden (MA15+ l,s,v) 12:55 Misfits (Ml,s,v) 1:45 ABC News

9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7thHeaven 11:00 Scope 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00Charmed (PG) 1:00 Star Trek: Next Generation

(PG) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 FashionStar (PG) 6:00 Sabrina (PG) 6:30 Everybody LovesRaymond (PG) 7:30 Come Date With Me (PG l,a)8:30 Dancing On Ice Week 2 (PG) 10:30 Wilfred: Re-grets (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Ray mond (PG)12:00 Frasier (PG) 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch(PG) 1:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 2:00 7thHeaven 3:00 Charmed 4:00 Star Trek: Next Genera-tion

6:40 Movie: “The Maggie” (G) (’51) Stars:Paul Douglas 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Movie: “MyLearned Friend” (PG) (’43) 11:30 Movie:

“Mystery Junction” (PG v) (’51) Stars: Barbara Murray1:00 Movie: “That’s Entertainment II” (PG) (’76)Stars: Fred Astaire 3:30 Movie: “Mister Roberts” (G)(’55) Stars: Henry Fonda 6:30 Domestic Blitz 7:30 TheGreat British Bake Off 8:40 Movie: “The Other Man”(M a,l,n) (’08) Stars: Antonio Banderas 10:30 NothingTrivial (M v) 11:30 Movie: “Main Event” (M s,l) (’79)Stars: Barbra Streisand 1:30 To The Manor Born (PG)2:00 TV Shop

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PGv) 12:30 Power Rangers Megaforce (PG) 1:00

Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 The Crew 3:00The Bachelor (Sean) (PG) 5:00 Nitro Circus Live (PG)5:30 Itunes International Highlights 6:30 Teen Mom2 (PG s) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:30 The Big BangTheory (PG) 9:30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents(M l,s,n) 10:30 The Magaluf Weekender (PG) 11:30The Catalina: Spring Breakdown (M s) 12:30 ItunesSpecials 1:30 Nikita: The Sword’s Edge (MA15+v)3:30 Cult 4:30 The Middle (PG) 4:50 Flash & Dash

9:30 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys(PG) 10:30 Fifth Gear (PG) 11:00 7mateSport 12:00 Search4hurt 1:00 Operation

Deep Sea 2:00 7mate Specials 3:00 Plane Xtreme(PG) 3:30 Wild Justice 4:30 Monster Nation 5:30Mythbusters 6:30 Man Made Marvels (PG) 7:30 Out-back Truckers (PG l) 8:30 America’s Hardest Prisons(M v,a) 9:30 Movie: “Jackass: The Movie” (MA15+v,l,s,n) (’02) Stars: Chris Pontius 11:30 Movie: “IdleHands” (MA15+ d,h) (’99) Stars: Jessica Alba 1:30Movie: “Motorama” (M l,a) (’93) Stars: Robert Pi-cardo 3:30 Plane Xtreme (PG)

8:00 Religion 8:30 Home Shopping 9:30Movie: “California Conquest” (PG v) (’52)

Stars: John Dehner 11:00 Coastal Kitchen 11:30 Econ-omy Gastronomy 12:45 Movie: “Annie” (G) (’82)Stars: Tim Curry 3:30 Monarch Of The Glen (PG)6:30 Seconds From Disaster (PG) 7:30 The Border:Ocean Raid (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 10:30Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 Revenge (M) – Aflashback to 2006 has Victoria getting a surprise visitfrom her estranged mother, triggering memories of herupbringing. 12:45 Bargain Hunt 2:00 Monarch Of TheGlen (PG)

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Weather Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30The First Interview 3:00 ABC News 3:32 The WorldThis Week 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Compass 5:00 ABCNews 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Aus-tralian Story 7:32 Media Masterclass: Laurie Oakes8:32 Inside Edge 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One10:00 ABC News 10:30 Faithlines 11:02 Best OfLandline 12:02 The World This Week 12:30 Compass1:00 BBC 1:30 7:30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00BBC World News

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6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 TheMorning Show (PG) 11:00 Kochie’s Business Builders [s]11:30 Program To Be Advised 12:00 V8 Supercars: Syd-ney 500 *Live 4:30 Kochie’s Business Builders [s] 5:30Sydney Weekender [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 BorderSecurity - Australia’s Front Line (PG) 7:00 Coastwatch(PG) [s] 7:30 Wild Planet: North America: Savage Edge[s] 8:30 Bones: The Fury In The Jury (M) [s] – Brennanis a juror on the case of professional soccer player 9:30Castle: A Murder Is Forever / Overkill (M v,a) 11:30 Fam-ily Tools: Terry By Design (PG) 12:00 Young, Dumb &Living Off Mum (M l) 1:30 Home Shopping

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 9:00 Fi-nancial Review Sunday *Live* 10:00 The Ashes: SecondTest: Australia v England: Day 4 – Live from AdelaideOval 1:00 The Cricket Show 1:30 The Ashes: SecondTest: Australia v England 6:00 National News Sunday [s]6:30 Christmas With The Australian Women’s Weekly [s]7:30 60 Minutes 8:30 The Mentalist: Black-Winged Red-bird (M) 9:30 Unforgettable: Incognito (M) 10:30 CSI:Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 11:30 Weeds: AllosaurusCrush Castle (MA15+a,l,d,n) 12:00 Deep Water (PG)12:30 Would You Fall For That? (PG) 1:30 Spyforce (PG)2:30 20/20 [s] 3:00 The Middle (PG) 3:30 Danoz 4:00Good Morning Australia

7:00 Fishin Trip 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Every-day Gourmet [s] 9:00 What’s Up Downunder? 9:30 PlacesWe Go With Jennifer Adams 10:00 Delivering The Pandas[s] 11:00 The Doctors [s] 12:00 Australian Rally Cham-pionship 2013 [s] 1:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 2:00Basketball 4:00 The Next Wave [s] 5:00 TEN EyewitnessNews [s] 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) 6:30 David Attenbor-ough’s Natural Curiosities [s] 7:00 Have You Been PayingAttention? (PG) [s] 7:30 Movie: “Kung Fu Panda 2” (PGv) (’10) 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M s,l) 10:30Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 11:00 Movie:“Scumbus” (MA15+ s,l,d) (’12) Stars: Toby Truslove12:30 48 Hours (M l,a) 1:30 Infomercial (PG)

6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Weekend Break-fast [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise: Christmas in Wartime12:00 Best Of Landline [s] 1:00 The Paradise (PG) [s]2:00 Salt (PG) [s] 2:30 The Book Club: December [s]3:00 Football: W-League: Round 4 - Canberra United vBrisbane Roar [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders: Strangler’sWood (PG) [s] 6:30 Compass: Lifers (Pt 2) 7:00 ABCNews [s] 7:30 Dingo: Wild Dog At War (PG) [s] 8:30Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple: A Caribbean Mystery (Mv) 10:00 Pina [s] – A feature-length dance film 11:40Hockey: Women’s World League Final 1:10 Movie: “TheLast Tycoon” (M l,s) (’76) Stars: Robert De Niro 3:10Rage ((MA15+a,l,d,h,n,h,s,v)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 ADbc(PG) [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 FIFA World Cup 2014Magazine 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00Living Black Conversations [s] 5:30 Mythbusters: BarackObama Special (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s]7:30 Lost Worlds: Myth Hunters: The Real KingSolomon’s Mines [s] 8:30 Meet The Romans: BehindClosed Doors (PG) [s] – Mary Beard delves even deeperinto ordinary Roman life 9:35 Lennonyc (M a,l) – WhenJohn Lennon died in December 1980, he had been livingin New York for nine years. 11:40 Movie: “The Storm”(PG) (’09) (In Dutch) 1:25 Action Movie: “The Charle-magne Code” (M v) (’07) (In German)

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6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s]10:30 The Bionic Vet [s] 11:00 Shamwari: AWild Life [s] 11:30 My Family [s] 12:00 Mid-

day Report [s] 12:30 As Time Goes By [s] 1:00 The Abbey[s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Children’s Pro-grams 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition6:00 The Good Cook: Roast Chicken [s] 6:25 AntiquesMaster [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 FamilyConfidential (PG) [s] 8:30 Rick Stein’s India [s] 9:30 Rake(M l,d,s) [s] 10:30 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:40Hockey: Women’s World League Final 12:10 ParliamentQuestion Time: Reps [s] 1:10 Movie: “The SlenderThread” (M a) (’66) Stars: Anne Bancroft

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 EarlyWake Up [s] 7:00 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10(PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00

TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a,l)1:00 The Doctors (M) 2:00 Come Date With Me Encore(PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG)) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Huey’sKitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TENEyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 The Project[s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG s) [s] 8:00 New Girl: Cabin(PG) [s] 8:30 Homeland: Big Man In Tehran (M) [s] 9:30Blue Bloods: Quid Pro Quo (M v) 10:30 TEN EyewitnessNews Late [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:00 The LateShow (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 10:00 TheAshes: Second Test: Australia v England: Day5 – Live from Adelaide Oval 1:00 The Cricket

Show 1:30 The Ashes: Second Test: Australia v England6:00 WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PGs) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (PG s) 9:00 Two And A Half Men:Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Zo-olander” (M s) (’01) Stars: Owen Wilson 11:20 Extra [s]12:00 WIN News Hour - Late Edition [s] 1:00 Nikita: TilDeath Do Us Part (MA15+v) [s] – In the season finale,Amanda puts her final plan in motion and forces Nikita intoa life-threatening situation. 2:00 The Avengers (PG) 3:00Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early News

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise[s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) [s] 11:30Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Mid-

day Movie: “After The Rain” (M v,l) (’03) [s] Stars:Robert Taylor 2:00 The Daily Edition [s] 3:00 The Chase(PG) 4:00 Seven News At 4.00 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal[s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s]6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And GardensSummer: Countdown To Christmas [s] 7:30 Dog Patrol(PG) 8:00 Air Rescue (PG) 8:30 Program To Be Advised10:30 Suits: I Want You To Want Me (M) 11:30 Mis-tresses: Full Disclosure (M s) 12:30 Home Shopping

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One Plus One 1:00 ABC News 2:00 Parliament Ques-tion Time 3:15 Afternoon Live 5:02 Capital Hill 5:30ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The EnvironmentQuarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABCNews 8:30 Australian Story 9:00 The World 10:00ABC News 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The EnvironmentQuarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABCNews 12:30 One Plus One 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 BigIdeas 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05Ninja Warrior 7:05 30 Rock: The Fighting

Irish (PG) 7:30 The Feed: Summer Series 7:45 Myth-busters: Spy Car (PG) 8:40 A-League HighlightsShow 9:40 Beyond Survival: The Queros, Descen-dants of the Incas (PG a,w) – Les climbs through theAndean mountains to join the Q’ero Indians on theiryearly pilgrimage. 10:35 South Park: It Hits the Fan(M v,l) 11:05 Live At The Electric (M s,l) 11:40 FreeRadio: Boxing For Boners (PG) 12:05 Aqua TeenHunger Force (MA15+s,a,v) 12:20 MXC (M s) 12:50Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:45 Backyard Sci-ence 11:10 Steam Punks! 11:35 Don’t BlameThe Koalas 12:00 Move It Mob Style 12:25

Animalia 1:00 Sally Bollywood 1:35 Oggy & TheCockroaches 1:45 Revenge Of The Island 2:10 AlmostNaked Animals 2:35 Rated A for Awesome 3:00 agURLs wURLd 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:10 TheJungle Book 4:35 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Dragons Riders5:35 The Avengers 6:00 Young Dracula 6:35 TotalDrama World Tour 7:00 Deadly 60: Uganda 7:30 StarWars (PG) 8:05 Dance Academy 8:55 The Gees

6:00 National Football League 8:00 Omnisport8:15 National Football League Week 10 11:25Golf Getaway 11:55 Omnisport 12:20 National

Football League Week 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 TheBiggest Loser (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart(PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Hardliners (PG l) 8:00American Digger (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Along Came ASpider” (M v,l) (’01) Stars: Morgan Freeman 10:35 48Hours (M a) 11:35 The Ultimate Rider 12:05 BellatorMMA (M v) 2:05 Lumberjacks 2:35 Adventure Angler3:05 M*A*S*H 3:35 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 3:45 MayaThe Bee 3:55 Iconicles 4:20 Joe & Jack 4:30Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20

Rob The Robot 5:35 The Hive 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Lit-tle Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters:Freshwater Shark (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux: AfricanHunting Holiday (M l,v)) 9:30 Top Boy (M l,s,d,v)10:15 The Girl Who Cries Blood 11:10 River Mon-sters: Freshwater Shark (PG) 12:00 The Great FoodTruck Race 12:40 Art Race 1:10 Top Boy (M l,v,d)1:55 ABC News Update

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Old School Neigh-bours 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn)1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00

Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King OfQueens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00Happy Days (PG) 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 BeverlyHills 90210 (PG l) 7:00 Everybody Loves Ray mond7:30 Come Date With Me (M) 8:00 Futurama 8:30 Su-pernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (M) 10:30Californication (MA15+s,l,d) 11:05 Have You BeenPaying Attention? (PG) 11:35 The Late Show (PG)12:30 ET

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Winx Club (PG)10:30 The Shak 11:00 Winx Club (PG) 12:00

Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Ben 10 (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG v) 5:30 RegularShow (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30 The Crew(PG) 7:00 The Middle (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG)8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Enforcer” (Mv,l,s) (’76) Stars: Clint Eastwood 11:30 The Inbetween-ers (MA15+s,l) 12:00 Auction Hunters 12:30 Top Gear2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 The Middle (PG)

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00TV Shop 10:30 Baboon Bandits (PG) 11:00

Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Two Way Stretch” (G)(’60) Stars: Peter Sellers 1:50 Domestic Blitz (PG)2:50 The Great British Bake Off 4:00 The People’sCourt (PG) 5:00 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:00Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 RBT (PG)8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 Embarrassing Bodies(M mp,n,s) 9:30 16 Kids And Counting 10:30 NothingTrivial (M s) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG)1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

9:00 NBC Today (PG) 10:00 NBC MeetThe Press 11:00 Hercules (PG) 12:00 TheAmazing Race (M) 1:00 Seven’s V8 Super-

cars 2013 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG)5:30 Minute To Win It 6:30 Guinness World Records(PG) 7:00 Pimp My Ride 7:30 Inside West Coast Cus-toms (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 AmericanRestoration (PG) 10:00 Cash Cowboys (PG) 11:00Hollywood Treasure (PG) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse(PG) 12:30 Movie: “Spring Break” (MA15+ l) (’83)Stars: David Knell 2:30 Movie: “Stewardess School”(M) (’86)

9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St(PG) 10:30 Gardeners’ World 11:00 Bally -

kissangel (PG) 12:00 Hetty Wainthropp Inves tigates(M) 1:00 Doc Martin (PG) 2:00 Movie: “The ManWho Would Be King” (PG v,s) (’75) 4:30 Mad AboutYou (PG) 5:00 Shortland Street (PG) 5:30 CoronationSt (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30Special: Mega-Tanker Makeover 8:30 Jonathan Creek(M v) 9:30 Wire In The Blood (M a) 11:45 Danger-field (PG a) 1:00 Movie: “The Man Who Would BeKing” (PG v,s) (’75) 3:30 Designing Women (PG)4:00 Ballykissangel

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[s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Shoina [s] 6:00 TheDales With Ade Edmondson [s] 6:30 World News Aus-tralia [s] 7:30 56 Up [s] 8:30 Surgery Ship (M a) [s] 9:30Coppers: Public Order (M a,l) [s] 10:30 World News Aus-tralia [s] 11:00 Masters Of Sex: Fall Out (M s,a,n) [s]12:00 Prisoners Of War (M v) 1:00 The War You Don’tSee (M l) 2:50 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s]10:30 The Bionic Vet [s] 11:00 Shamwari: A

Wild Life [s] 11:30 My Family (PG) [s] 12:00 Midday Re-port [s] 12:30 Compass [s] 1:00 Rick Stein’s India (PG)[s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Children’s Pro-grams 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News [s] 6:00 TheGood Cook [s] 6:30 Antiques Master [s] 7:00 ABC News[s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Kitchen Cabinet: Bronwyn Bishop[s] 8:30 Stephen Fry’s Key To The City [s] 9:25 At TheMovies (PG) [s] 10:25 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:35Program To Be Advised 11:35 Criminal Justice (M d,s,v)[s] 12:35 Parliament Question Time: Senate 1:35 Movie:“Downhill Racer” (PG) (’69) Stars: Robert Redford

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 EarlyWake Up [s] 7:00 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10

(PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewit-ness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 TheDoctors (PG mp) 2:00 Come Date With Me Encore (PG)2:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 3:00 JudgeJudy (PG)) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 TheBold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s]6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s15 Minute Meals [s] 8:30 NCIS: Cracked (M) 9:30 NCIS:Los Angeles: Tin Soldiers (M v) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewit-ness News Late [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:00 TheLate Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 Na-tional Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De-Generes Show (PG) 1:00 Prime Suspect: Bitch

(M v) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive & Cooking [s] 3:00 NewsNow [s] 4:15 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s)8:00 Super Fun Night: The Set Up (PG) 8:30 Movie: “MissCongeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous” (M v) (’05) Stars:Sandra Bullock & Regina King 10:50 Embarrassing Bod-ies: Wickerman Festival (M mp,n,s) 11:50 Music Special[s] 12:00 WIN News Hour - Late Edition [s] 1:00 20/20 [s]2:00 Seaway (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning Amer-ica [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

5:30 Seven Early News 6:00 Sunrise [s]9:00 The Morning Show (PG) [s] 11:30

Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Bal-main Boys” (M v) (’03) [s] Stars: Paul Gleeson 2:00 TheDaily Edition [s] 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven NewsAt 4.00 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million DollarMinute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s]7:00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer: Countdown ToChristmas [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Suits:Unfinished Business (M) 11:30 Cougar Town: You And IWill Meet Again (M) [s] 12:00 It’s Always Sunny InPhiladelphia (MA15+s,h,d) 12:30 Home Shopping

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line 1:00 ABC News 2:00 Parliament Question Time3:15 Afternoon Live 5:02 Capital Hill 5:30 ABCNews 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Finance Quarter 7:00ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32Australian Story 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum10:45 The Finance Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:307.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 One Plus One 1:00 BBCImpact 1:30 Big Ideas 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00BBC Global 3:25 Australian Story 4:00 BBC WorldNews

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:30The World Game 5:00 A-League High-

lights Show 6:00 Tropfest Snacks 6:05 Ninja Warrior7:05 30 Rock: Fireworks (PG s) 7:30 If You Are TheOne 8:40 Lost Girl: Faetal Justice (M v) 9:30 TheWalking Dead: Vatos (M a,v) – While searching forMerle, Rick and the others come across another groupof - seemingly hostile survivors. 10:20 South Park:Cripple Fight (M a,v) 10:50 Horror Movie: “Phobia”(MA15+h,v) (’08) (In Thai) 12:55 Tim And Eric’sAwesome Show, Great Job! Jazz (MA15+s) 1:10MXC (M s) 1:40 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:45 Backyard Sci-ence 11:10 Steam Punks! 11:35 Don’t BlameThe Koalas 12:00 Move It Mob Style 12:25

Animalia 1:00 Sally Bollywood 1:30 Kobushi 2:10Almost Naked Animals 2:35 Rated A for Awesome3:00 a gURLs wURLd 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:10The Jungle Book 4:35 Kid Vs Kat 5:00 Fleabag Mon-keyface 5:10 Dragons Riders Of Berk 5:35 TheAvengers 6:00 Young Dracula 6:35 Total DramaWorld Tour 7:00 Deadly 60: Thailand 7:30 Star Wars8:05 Dance Academy 8:55 The Gees: The Gees Go Es-kimo Fishing

6:00 Omnisport 6:30 Golf 7:00 Triathlon 9:00Football’s Greatest Managers 9:30 NFL 10:30Australian Rally 11:30 Sporting Greats 12:05

Omnisport 12:30 Driving Wars 1:30 Megafactories2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?4:00 The Biggest Loser (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG)6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 PythonHunters (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30Ross Kemp: Return To Afghanistan (M l,a) 10:30Fight Master MMA (PG) 11:30 The Defenders (M d)12:30 48 Hours (M a) 1:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v)2:30 Sport Science

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 3:45 MayaThe Bee 4:20 Joe & Jack 4:30 Play School5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Rob The Robot

5:35 Pocoyo 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00Mr Moon 6:15 Five Minutes More 6:30 In The NightGarden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 River Monsters:Killer Catfish (PG) 8:20 Would I Lie To You? 8:40Bad Santas (M l) 9:30 Prison Dads (M l) 10:25 TheIncredible Mr Goodwin (PG) 11:15 Blood, Sweat AndLuxuries: Leather (M a,l) 12:10 River Monsters: KillerCatfish (PG) 1:00 Being Human (M l,a,l,s,v) 2:00ABC News Update

9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 OldSchool Neighbours 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek Next Generation

(PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M a) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Lav-erne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 TheBrady Bunch 6:00 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG s) 7:00Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Come Date With Me(M) 8:30 Don’t Trust The B—— (M s) 9:00 New Girl(PG s) 9:30 Ben & Kate (PG l) 10:35 Sex And TheCity (M s,l) 11:10 Fresh Meat (MA15+ s,l) 12:10 LateShow 1:00 ET

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Winx Club (PGv) 10:30 The Shak 11:00 Top Gear (PG) 12:30

TMZ 2:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 2:30 The Middle(PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Ben 10:Alien Force (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Ad-venture Time (PG v) 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30 The Crew (PG) 7:00 TheMiddle (PG) 7:30 The Bachelor (PG) 9:30 Revolution:The Stand / Ghosts (M v) 11:30 Fringe (MA15+ v)12:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 1:00 The Crew (PG) 2:00TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 The Middle (PG) 4:30 Reg-ular Show (PG)

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 The Baron (PG) 9:00 TVShop 10:30 Baboon Bandits (PG) 11:00

Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Angry Silence” (PGa) (’60) Stars: Richard Attenborough 2:00 Surfing TheMenu (PG) 2:30 Anna’s Wild Life (PG) 3:30 RBT(PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The People’sCourt (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair7:30 Frozen Planet (PG) 8:30 The Mentalist: Red IsThe New Black (M v) 9:30 The Blue Rose: Pretty GirlsMake Graves / Paint a Vulgar Picture (M) 11:30 TheCloser (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG)2:00 TV Shop

9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 Hercules: Leg-endary Journeys (PG) 12:00 The AmazingRace (PG) 1:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2013

3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30Minute To Win It 6:30 Guinness World Records 7:00Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 World’s Craziest Fools (PGa) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad 9:30Family Guy (M) 10:30 American Dad (PG s,a) 11:30Sportsfan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Movie: “SunsetPark” (M l,d) (’96) Stars: Carol Kane 2:30 Movie:“Suspect” (M v,l) (’87) Stars: Dennis Quaid 5:00Dream Car Garage

9:30 Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 CoronationSt 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates

11:00 Ballykiss angel (PG) 1:00 Doc Martin (PG) 2:00Movie: “Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger” (G) (’77)4:30 Mad About You (PG) 5:00 Shortland Street (PG)5:30 Coronation St (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00Seven News 7:30 When Weather Changed History(PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 After-math (PG) 10:40 I Shouldn’t Be Alive (M) 11:45 Re-venge (M) 12:45 Movie: “Sinbad And The Eye Of TheTiger” (G) (’77) 3:00 Doc Martin (PG) 4:00 Bal-lykissangel

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5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 30 Rock: Corpo-

rate Crush (PG s) 7:30 If You Are The One – A lonemale suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women.8:30 The Sarah Silverman Program: High, It’s Sarah(M s,d) – Sarah gets high for the first time and leavesherself a voicemail. 9:00 Wilfred (MA15+l,a) 9:30Shameless (M s,a,l,d) 10:25 UEFA ChampionsLeague 2013/2014 - Matchday 6 11:55 AnimationComedy Series: Robot Chicken (MA15+s,a) (’87)(From the US) 12:10 MXC (M s) 12:40 WeatherwatchOvernight

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:45 BackyardScience 11:10 Steam Punks! 11:35 Don’tBlame The Koalas 12:00 Move It Mob Style

12:25 Animalia 1:00 Sally Bollywood 1:30 Kobushi2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Camp Lakebottom2:35 Rated A For Awesome 3:00 a gURLs wURLd3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:10 The Jungle Book 4:35Kid Vs Kat 5:00 Fleabag Monkeyface 5:35 TheAvengers 6:00 Young Dracula 6:35 Total DramaWorld Tour 7:00 Deadly 60: Philippines 7:30 StarWars (PG) 8:05 Dance Academy 8:50 The Gees: TheGees And Kung Fu

6:00 Rugby Classic Matches: 2002: England VAustralia 8:00 Basketball: NBL 12:00 Omnis-port 12:30 Xtreme Storm 1:00 Haute Route

2013 1:30 Wild Racers 2:00 The Ultimate Rider 2:30Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00The Biggest Loser (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 GetSmart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30Law & Order: UK (M v) 9:30 Sons Of Anarchy(MA15+ v) 10:30 Vegas (M v) 11:30 Terriers 12:30Bellator MMA (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 AustralianRally Championship 4:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup High-lights

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 3:45 MayaThe Bee 4:20 Joe & Jack 4:30 Play School5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Rob The Robot

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12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Auction Hunters (PG)2:30 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG)4:00 Ben 10 (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Ad-venture Time (PG v) 5:30 Regular Show (PG v) 6:00Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30 The Crew (PG) 7:00 TheMiddle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30The Originals (M v,s) 10:30 Movie: “Resident Evil:Afterlife” (MA15+ v,l,h) (’10) Stars: Milla Jovovich12:30 The Originals (M v,sn) 2:30 TMZ 3:30 Extra4:00 The Middle

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12:00 The Amazing Race (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30Dream Car Garage (PG) 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30Minute To Win It 6:30 Guinness World Records (PG)7:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 North Woods Law(PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers(PG) 10:30 Classic Car Rescue 11:30 SportsFan Club-house (PG) 12:30 The Chaser’s War On Everything(M) 1:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:00 Home Shop-ping 3:30 Sons And Daughters

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land (PG s) 7:30 Tropfest Snacks (PG) 7:40 AmericanNinja Warrior (PG) 8:30 Thursday FC – Weekly foot-ball entertainment show. 9:30 Derren Brown: The Ex-periments: The Secret of Luck (M l) – Derren Browninvestigates what makes some people lucky and othersattract misfortune. 10:25 South Park: Scott TenormanMust Die (M a) 10:55 Tropfest TV (PG) 11:55 LostGirl: Faetal Justice (M v) 12:15 Aqua Teen HungerForce: Gee Whiz (MA15+s,a,v) 1:00 MXC (M s) 1:30Weatherwatch Overnight

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6:00 Omnisport 6:20 NFL 12:30 NFL Total Ac-cess 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 American Digger 2:30Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

4:00 The Biggest Loser (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose LineIs It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 Psych (PG) 9:30 An IdiotAbroad (M l) 10:30 The Sketch Show (PG s) 11:00Blokesworld (M) 11:30 Rob Family Secret (M) 12:00Aussie Millions Poker (PG) 1:00 Wild Racers 1:30Hardliners (PG) 2:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG)3:00 The Sketch Show 3:30 Omnisport 4:00NASCAR

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5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 Mr Moon6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30River Monsters: Demon Fish (PG) 8:30 Never MindThe Buzzcocks (M l,s) 9:00 Derek (M l,s) 9:25 SetList: More Of The Best Of Set List (M a,l) 9:50 EdByrne: Crowd Pleaser (MA15+l,s) 11:25 River Mon-sters: Demon Fish (PG) 12:15 Tribal Wives: Ethiopia(PG) 1:15 Wild Rides: Mongolian Cowboy / The LastLeg (PG) 2:05 ABC News Update

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6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Survivor: BloodVs Water (PG) 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00

Auction Hunters (PG) 2:30 The Middle (PG) 3:00Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Ben 10 (PG v) 4:30Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG v) 5:30Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30The Crew (PG) 7:00 The Middle (PG) 7:30 Survivor:Blood v Water (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Troy” (M v) (’04)Stars: Brad Pitt 12:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:30 TheCrew (PG) 1:00 Revolution (MA15+ v) 2:00 TMZLive 3:30 Extra 4:00 The Middle (PG) 4:30 RegularShow (PG)

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House(PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu

(PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Take MeHigh” (G) (’73) 2:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 2:30Wedding Belles (PG) 3:30 Customs (PG) 4:00 RapidResponse (PG) 4:30 The People’s Court (PG) 5:30 TheEllen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 ACurrent Affair 7:30 The Bottom Line (PG) 8:00 HotProperty (PG) 8:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 9:30 A DreamHome Abroad (PG) 10:30 Nothing Trivial (M) 11:30The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman(PG) 2:00 TV Shop

8:30 Jake And The Never Land Pirates 9:00NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: The LegendaryJourneys (PG v) 12:00 The Amazing Race

(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30 Dream Car Garage (PG)4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Minute To Win It 6:30 Aus-tralia Smashes Guinness World Records 7:00 PimpMy Ride (PG) 7:30 Gator Boys (PG) 8:30 TattooNightmare (M l) 9:30 Rat B*Stards (M l) 10:00 Amer-ican Stuffers (PG) 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 11:30Jetpack Nation (M) 12:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M v,a)1:00 Movie: “The Marksman” (MA15+v) (’05) 3:00Movie: “The Stone Killer” (MA15+ v) (’73)

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To solve the puzzle, all the blank cells must be filled in using numbers from 1 to 9. Each number can only appear once in each row, column and in the nine 3x3 blocks. You can successfully solve the puzzle just by using logic and the process of elimination.

Difficulty

Create a single continuous loop of four-letter words by filling in missing letters and drawing lines to join all hexes together. Every hex must be joined to exactly two adjacent hexes (some hexes are already joined). Each pair of joined words must have only one letter different. Words cannot be repeated.

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The Cryptic Way

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10 Cave11 Envoys13 Desalinated16 Squirt18 Bait19 Open20 Dawn21 Echo22 Sly one

DOWN1 Bar codes2 Groves3 Lyre4 Valedictory5 Salvia6 Cloy

12 Sedition14 Aliens15 Trance17 Quad18 Been

Combo Solution No. 2513

ACROSS2 Hand protectors7 Askew8 Capable9 Spoken

10 Underground room11 Diplomats13 Removed salt16 Eject liquid18 Lure19 Undo20 Early morning21 Resound22 Cunning person

(Colloq 3,3)

DOWN1 Price tags on goods

(3,5)2 Small group of trees3 Old instrument4 Leave-taking5 A plant6 Satiate

12 Incitement to rebel14 Foreigners15 Coma17 Quadrangle (Colloq)18 Used to be

TWOSPEED CROSSWORD 11 X 11 Release No. 2513 TWO880Grid 6

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Cryptic Clues No. 2513Combo Solution No. 2513

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7 8

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U E O P E N ID A W N R E C H O

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ACROSS2 Hand sheaths lead-

ing gladiator adores7 Right way out with a

twist to one side8 Endless cables can

do it9 Spoken alternative

left with one inside10 Hollow in the earth at

leaving legal noticeof suspense

11 Junior diplomatsstart each new valeton youth salary

13 Lead, instead, sub-stituted whenremoved salt fromwater

16 Ejection of fluid frominsignificant type

18 Graduate with articleto give poison to

19 Not locked in roundenclosure

20 Start to arise with agirl

21 Rechoose whenRose is off toresound

22 Today’s common

description of ArtfulDodger maybe (3,3)

DOWN1 Veto systems of laws

giving product priceindication (3,5)

2 Grovels when left outin the woods

3 Type of bird’s instru-ment

4 One was first in winabout farewellspeech

5 Herb’s confusedmouth fluid

6 Stick to an over-abundance

12 It dies on presenta-tion of treasonabletalk

14 Somehow lie asnorthern intruders

15 Canter round in half-conscious states

17 Commonly one offour children inschool court

18 Was once a listen-er’s plant

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ACROSS2 Gloves7 Awry8 Able9 Oral

10 Cave11 Envoys13 Desalinated16 Squirt18 Bait19 Open20 Dawn21 Echo22 Sly one

DOWN1 Bar codes2 Groves3 Lyre4 Valedictory5 Salvia6 Cloy

12 Sedition14 Aliens15 Trance17 Quad18 Been

Combo Solution No. 2513

Mind Twister1. If grass is rolling and clouds are lilac and dawn has advanced, then day has: 1) began 2) arisen or 3) arrived?

2. What comes next in this sequence? 4, 15, 224, ?

3. What word can be added to these five words to make five new words? SON, HORSE, WEED, LION, SIDE

4. What two rhyming words could mean confusion in a group moving closely together?

5. Find the missing term. (10-D-12) is to (6-L-8) as (7-G-9) is to (11-?-3)

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158647932

324958167

916824375

532716489

487593216

793465821

845271693

261389754

Solutions

Sudoku 30-Second Challenge 10 - 28 - 8200

Mind Twister 1. Arrived. The last and first letters of the second word are the first and second of the first: GRass-RollinG etc.

2. 50,175. Square the one before and subtract 1.

3. Sea. Season, seahorse,

seaweed, sealion, seaside

4. Huddle muddle.

5. Taking numbers for alphabetic position both sides add to same.(10+4+12= 26= 6+12+8) (7+7+9=23= 11+9+3). I=9.

ACROSS2Hand protectors7Askew8Capable9Spoken

10Underground room11Diplomats13Removed salt16Eject liquid18Lure19Undo20Early morning21Resound22Cunning person

(Colloq 3,3)

DOWN1Price tags on goods

(3,5)2Small group of trees3Old instrument4Leave-taking5Aplant6Satiate

12Incitement to rebel14Foreigners15Coma17Quadrangle (Colloq)18Used to be

TWOSPEED CROSSWORD 11 X 11Release No. 2513TWO880Grid 6

Combo Crossword No. 2513Solution next issue

Cryptic Clues No. 2513Combo Solution No. 2513

123456

78

9

101112

131415

161718

19

2021

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BGLOVESCAWRYAABLERORALLOCAVEENVOYSOEDIEDESALINATEDELCRISQUIRTBAIT

UEOPENIDAWNRECHO

DSLYONEN

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WARNING!Note to Editor:Solution to this puzzleshould not appear on thesame page

ACROSS2Hand sheaths lead-

ing gladiator adores7Right way out with a

twist to one side8Endless cables can

do it9Spoken alternative

left with one inside10Hollow in the earth at

leaving legal noticeof suspense

11Junior diplomatsstart each new valeton youth salary

13Lead, instead, sub-stituted whenremoved salt fromwater

16Ejection of fluid frominsignificant type

18Graduate with articleto give poison to

19Not locked in roundenclosure

20Start to arise with agirl

21Rechoose whenRose is off toresound

22Today’s common

description of ArtfulDodger maybe (3,3)

DOWN1Veto systems of laws

giving product priceindication (3,5)

2Grovels when left outin the woods

3Type of bird’s instru-ment

4One was first in winabout farewellspeech

5Herb’s confusedmouth fluid

6Stick to an over-abundance

12It dies on presenta-tion of treasonabletalk

14Somehow lie asnorthern intruders

15Canter round in half-conscious states

17Commonly one offour children inschool court

18Was once a listen-er’s plant

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ACROSS2Gloves7Awry8Able9Oral

10Cave11Envoys13Desalinated16Squirt18Bait19Open20Dawn21Echo22Sly one

DOWN1Bar codes2Groves3Lyre4Valedictory5Salvia6Cloy

12Sedition14Aliens15Trance17Quad18Been

Combo Solution No. 2513

Twospeed Crossword

PAIR HAIR HEIR HEAR

PAIN VAIN HEAL

VEIN VEIL VEAL

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