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Some somewhat inside humor about BGIese (the language of sustainable business), presented as screenshots from the website urbandictionary.com. Presented May 14th, 2011 at the Talent/No-Talent Show at IslandWood.
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BGI Edition!
Compiled by Jessa Lewis
Rule #6 4278 up, 1 down
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A term learned in LPD from The Art of Possibility by Zander that exhorts people to not take themselves so effing seriously. (There are no rules numbered one through five.) This term is also used as a “get out of jail free” card, much like pleading the 5th Amendment in court.
Jessa Lewis cannot get in trouble for this slideshow as rule #6 is in effect.
by Mar 8, 2011 share this SeaWolf
BGI 679 up, 0 down
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BGI is short for Bainbridge Graduate InsXtute. It is a business camp held at IslandWood for “adults” complete with plasXc covered maYresses on the bunk beds.
by Jan 10, 2011 share this zionfan
change agents doing business for good TBL gluten-‐free cuddle puddle
Hogwarts BGItheletes
Happo Dammo 956 up, 0 down
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A raXo discovered by a famous (naked) disk golf athlete that measures acXviXes based on the happiness enjoyed verses the damage inflicted upon Gaia.
Disc golf is superior to regular golf when you look at the happo dammo.
by June 16, 2004 share this the_Gif
vs.
heart hug 1,287 up, 2 down
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Hug it proper so the hearts touch. (To the le`!!)
If you gonna hug, it’s goDa be a heart hug.
by Mar 8, 2011 share this psound74
Yes, and 1 up, 1 down
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Passive aggressive way of disagreeing, stolen from an improv game.
by Sep 32, 2012 share this SlimeMold
Channel Fishing 280 up, 328 down
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Channel fishing is the someXmes fuXle effort of trying to find needed informaXon in the hot mess that is the BGI Channel, usually by clicking randomly.
Bring your bread crumbs and watch out for hamsters, I’m going channel fishing.
by Sep 19, 2008 share this pepper
Facebook 17 up, 4 down
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Facebook is the unofficial Channel, responsible for
Oh noes! Jenna Ringleheim tagged me on Facebook again! I wonder what it is this Kme.
by Apr 20, 2011 share this jorge42
mutually assured distracXon
joggling 15 up, 1 down
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Joggling is proof of the badassedness of the one, the only, QuenXn Dombro.
by Mar 1, 2011 share this mrdilloway
Chunky Bar Moonshine inelasXc demand
Hug burnout 438 up, 98 down
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When all the good loving at BGI gets to be too much.
I’m going to avoid circle this morning as I’ve got a bad case of hug burnout.
by Mar 14, 2011 share this Arnold
IslandWood FaXgue
kata that shit 2 up, 783 down
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I have no idea what “kata that shit” means. Please tell me, it sounds painful.
by May 3, 2011 share this SeaWolf
Complaint 0 up, 0 down
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The squeaky doesn’t the grease, it gets the responsibility of finding the oil can.
Here at BGI, a complaint is a commitment.
by Jan 30, 2011 share this masai
volunteering
Ferry Dance 878 up, 0 down
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A liYle seat wiggle, arm movement and occasional high-‐fiving that happens while screaming for joy that your car was able to load on the ferry.
Mr. Mango did the ferry dance in his Volvo when he made it on the 12:20 ferry.
by Mar 8, 2011 share this Mango
living machine 9978 up, 1 down
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It’s neither living, nor machine! (Or is it?) Discuss.
The Living Machine is the Prius of waste treatment.
by May 15, 2011 share this coffeetawkgals
want to appreciate
DefiniXon not found.
elluminate 890 up, 230 down
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Great place to hang out and nap, or play drinking games.
Pants are opKonal while in elluminate, cocktails are not.
by Mar 8, 2011 share this SeaWolf
ElluminibriaXon Facebook
sMcky icky 34 up, 91 down
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Where BGI sleeps it off.
SKcky icky is the gateway to BeDy Ford for some fishes.
by May 5, 2011 share this fisH2O
Spiny Lumpsucker
IslandWood Syndrome 4278 up, 1 down
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BGI IBS
Either you’ve come down with a bad case of IslandWood Syndrome or we are downwind of the living machine.
by Mar 1, 2011 share this SeaWolf
difficult conversaMons 2 up, 1 down
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Problems with soluXons. (ConversaXons that are difficult to have)
Are we going to have a difficult conversaKon about the poop in the laundry room?
by May 2, 2011 share this number2
Intensive crush 978 up, 1 down
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A substanXal part of the magical fantasy land that is IslandWood during the intensive business camp Xme, campers (MBA candidates) o`en get crushes on one another. This may be because BGI self-‐selects for awesomeness. While usually platonic and friendly, some intensive crushes eventually result in “hooking up” or even something called “engagement.”
Oh look! My intensive crush is ge\ng coffee. Maybe we can hike to the tree house.
by Nov 8, 2009 share this yourmom
TILF MILF DILF TAILF CAIRILF bullfrog
Alex Salkin Syndrome 1,098,450 up, 1 down
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Alex Salkin Syndrome, or A.S.S., the process of geong an ego that matches that actual physical largeness of one’s cranium.
by May 8, 2011 share this paYysaurus
PaVy Liu 18 up, 0 down
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To lose all control of bodily funcXons and make a “squee” noise whenever a baby animal comes into view. (To pull a PaYy Liu)
When the baby panda did a summersault I totally PaDy Liu’d and had to sit down.
by May 8, 2011 share this The Alex
“squeeeee!”
Sustainabilibuddies 1 up, 0 down
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Special thanks to my sustainabilibuddies Patrick Rost, PaYy Liu, Alex Salkin, Ryan Arnold, MaryAnn McNulty, Lynne Dial, Luisa Walmsley, Greg Lotakis and the rest of you for being my guinea pigs and inspiraXon to make this happen. I love you all!!!
by May 14, 2011 share this SeaWolf