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  • 1. WelcometoDay2ofWillStarksBachelorChallenge! Last;me,everyonewasonfreewillforthewholeday.ThemajorityofthebacheloreDeshadperfectedtheartofavoidingWill,as onlythreeofthemhadscoresabovezero:Elaine,Lilah,andFaye.However,Rhapsodywoundupgoinghome,becauseshehad somehowmadeanega;verstimpressiononWill.Dontaskmehowthathappened. Willalsoreceivedvisitsfromhissiblings,ArthurandSabriel,whotriedtoconvincehimthatMarielleisbadnewsandneedstogo homeimmediately.AsusuallyhappenswhenSabrielstartsyellingathim,herefusestolisten. Onwiththeshow!
  • 2. WhydidWillsendRhapsodyhome?Arthurasked.Sheseemedlikeaperfectlysweetgirl. Perfectlysweet?Ithinksheswaytoosweet,Sabrielsaid.Maybeshethinkseverythingsallrosesandsunshine,butitsure isnt. ButifWillhadjustlikedher,thenMariellewouldhavegonehome.
  • 3. Theres;llwouldhavebeena;ebreakerwithSaraifthathadhappened,Lilypointedout.ButIms;llsadtoseeDeego.
  • 4. NowMarielleneedstogo,Arthursaid.Pronto. Wow.Iveneverseenyoulookthatangry,Sabrielsaid.Impressive.Iftheresanyreasontolookangry,itsbecauseofheror someonelikeher,ofcourse.Sowhatdowedotoday?
  • 5. Leavehimalone,Lilysaid.Youtalkedtohimyesterday,buthedidntseemtolisten.Givehimsome;metothinkaboutit. Maybehellcomearound.
  • 6. Butifshesurvivestodayscompe;;on,weneedtodosomethingabouther,Sabrielsaid. Ifshemakesitthrough,thenyoucandowhatyouwant.
  • 7. Hottub;me!Elaine,Lulu,andLilahallmadeittothetub. Inserthandcusjokehere.
  • 8. Lilahpretendstobeshockedatthemen;onofhandcus.Maybeshesjustshockedthatshedidntbringthemuprst.
  • 9. Meanwhile,FayeplayedcatchwithSara,andMariellehadanotherhelpingofsaladbeforeheadingtotheconfessionaldiary.
  • 10. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromMarielle IwonderifWillisgoodenoughforme.Whatcanamaninhisposi7onoerme?
  • 11. BOOYOUWHORE. Mybrothermightbeanidiotsome;mes,buthowdareshesuggesthesnotgoodenoughforher! Shesnotgoodenoughforhim!
  • 12. LawEnforcement? Haventliedthatoneyet. Well,weappreciatetheeortyouputintogetthosetenbodypoints.
  • 13. Thanks.Itwasapainge]ngthem.Maybesomepeoplelikeworkingout,butIdont.
  • 14. Whatwasitlikegrowingupinanapocalypse?Elaineasked.
  • 15. WellyouknowhowIdontknowanythingaboutart?Willasked.Artsnotexactlyapriority.Theworstofitisover,buttheres s;llatonofstuthatneedsxing.Anditscoldallthe;me.
  • 16. NotwhereImfrom,Lilahsaid.
  • 17. Speakingofwhich,Willsaid,itsbeengreattalkingtoyouall,butIdbeDergetoutofherebeforeIboil.Iamnotusedtothis. Itsanyonesguesswhetherhewasreferringtothehottuborbeingsurroundedbyeligibleyoungladies.
  • 18. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromSara IneedtotalktoWill,quickly,beforehethinksIvelostinterestandIgetkickedo.
  • 19. Awkwardwalkbyno.4:KennedyCox,Willsgrandfather.IdhaveWillgreethim,but(1)hisenergylevelsareplumme;ngandIm notsureifhellbeabletogetthroughallthechats,and(2)Is;lldontlikeKennedy.
  • 20. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromFaye IHATELILAH.
  • 21. ItlookslikeWillisstar;ngtogetthemessagethateveryonesbeenshou;ngattheTVscreensincetheverybeginning.
  • 22. IthinkIdbecreepedoutifshestoodovermeandwatchedmeeat,too.
  • 23. So,canyoutakeyourshirtomoreoen? Illthinkaboutit.
  • 24. ItdoeslooklikeSarasdecidedtotryaliDlehardertostayinthechallengenowthatshesseenWillshirtless.
  • 25. Well,youregoingtohavetogetpastus,Lilahtoldher.
  • 26. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromElaine Mariellesactuallyoneofmyfavoritepeopleinthehouse.Iknowitsoundsweird,butitsinteres7ngtotalktosomeonewhosso dierentfromme.
  • 27. Willwalkedintothegamesroom,whereElaineandLuluwereplayingpool,tostartthechatswitheveryone.
  • 28. SinceheknewElainebest,hedecidedtostartwithher. Howdoesthisgamework?Willasked.ItriedplayingagamewithLilahtheotherday,butshedneverplayediteither,sowe werebasicallyjusthi]ngtheballsanywhichwayandtryingtogetthemintoholes. Elaineexplainedthattheunmarkedballwasthecueballandthatyouactuallyhadtohitthattogetittohittheballthatyou actuallywantedtogointoahole. Thatsoundsridiculouslyhard.Willtappedhisngersonhischin.Icantevenhittheonethatssupposedtogoinahole.
  • 29. Whatgamesdoyouliketoplay?Elaineasked. Mahjong,Willansweredimmediately.IvegoDenkindofgoodatchess,butIcantsayIlovethegame,onlythatIlikeitmore thanmyliDlesisterdoes.Shecantevensaythewordchesswithoutstampingherfootandmakinganangryface.Whyhadhe men;onedSabriel?Hewasjuststar;ngtohavefun.Andredhands,ofcourse. Doyouhaveanyothersiblings? AliDlebrother.Theyrebotharoundheresomewhere,soyoumightgettomeetthemiftheyshowupatthehouseagain.But Idpreferiftheydidnt.You?
  • 30. Ihavefourbrothersthreeolder,oneyounger.WhatwouldtheythinkofWill?Wouldtheydecidetositherdownandtellher thatshedpickedsomeonebadforher?DiditmaDer?Theywerenthere,andforonce,theydidntknowwhatwasgoingon.
  • 31. LuluhadbeenlisteningduringhischatwithElaine,soWilltalkedtohernext,andtheirfamiliescameup. YourparentsarebothFortune?Willasked.Soundskindoflikemyfamily.Mydad,oneofmyuncles,andmygrandparentsare allFortune.AtleastmyotherunclewasRomance,soitwasntjustme. MymomisRhysFitzhughsdaughter,though,Lulusaid.SoImhardlytheonlyRomanceSiminthefamily.
  • 32. Thatssupposedtomeansomethingtome,isntit?Willasked. Lululaughed.Youllprobablymeethimeventually.Stealingyourpaperorwalkingrightintoyourhouse.
  • 33. Shewasstar;ngtowarmuptoWill,butaerlisteningtohisconversa;onwithElaine,shewasge]ngthefeelingthathewasnt asinterestedinherasshewasinhim.
  • 34. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLulu Iwanttos7ckaround,butwhatamIsupposedtodo?ActlikesomebizarreversionofmyselftogethisaIen7on?Speakingof bizarreversionsofmyself,IwonderhowImbeingedited?
  • 35. Meanwhile,IguredeveryonewouldenjoyseeingMariellegetknockedonherboDominawaterballoonght.Thankyou,Faye.
  • 36. Willwasfallingasleep,soheheadedtothekitchentograbacupofcoee,wherehesawSaradrinking. Hey,hesaid,takingaseatnexttoher. Heyyourself. Areyoudoingokay?Willasked.Ihaventreallyhadthechancetotalktoyou Imne.IguessIvebeenhavingaliDletoomuchfunge]ngtoknowtheothergirls.
  • 37. Hewasntsureifthatcountedastheirocialchat,soWillapproachedSaraagainaershecamebackfromthebathroom. YoullknowwhereImcomingfromwhenIsaythis,hesaid.Itissoweirdbeinghere.
  • 38. Iknow.Youknowthatthefronthallwherewedidtheelimina;onisalmostthesizeofmywholerstoor Mine,too! Yeah,itsagoodthingthatIfoundacoupleofApocalypseSimstoroundthingsout.
  • 39. ButIdrathernottalkaboutspatulas.Wedontreallyeat.Theresnotmuchofauseforhim. Insertspatulajokehere?
  • 40. TimetotalktothelastremainingApocalypseSiminthehouse. Soyoureanheir,andImanheir.Howsitgoingforyou?
  • 41. WhyareyoutalkingabouttheApocalypseata;melikethis?Weresupposedtobehavingfun.Lilahwalkedaway.
  • 42. Next,WillfoundFayereadingaromancenovelinthelibrary. Whatmakesyoulikecosmetologysomuch?Willasked.WedontreallyhavethatinWinterfell,soImcurious.
  • 43. Haveyouseenalltheinappropriatelydressedtowniesandtheirbadhair?Fayeasked.Theyhavenoideahowtodress themselves.ItsfungivingthemaliDlehelp,anditmakesthemeasierontheeyes.
  • 44. Youdontneedtotellmeaboutit,Willsaid.Mydadandbothmyuncleshavetheexactsamehaircut.Idontthinkanyof themwouldhavepickeditforthemselves,butstylingwasnttherstthingontheirminds.Sotheonlywaytotellmyunclesapart wasbecauseUncleBrandonworeapinkshirtandUncleJulianworeoveralls.
  • 45. Mariellewasthelastpersontochatwith,andWillwaslookingforwardtotheendoftheconversa;onjustsohecouldgetsome sleep. Howarethingsgoingforyousofar?Willasked.IdontknowanythingabouthowVictoriancourtshipissupposedtowork,but thismustbereallydierent.
  • 46. Itisverydierent,Marielleacknowledged. Howso? Noonehasintroducedus,sheexplained.Withoutanintroduc;onfromamutualfriend,thereisnocourtship.Thereareother similarformali;esthatweusuallyobserve.
  • 47. Shesmiled.ButIamhopingtowinthiscompe;;on,unfamiliarasitmaybe.
  • 48. Willscowledwithoutrealizingit.ItseemedlikeMariellewasonlypretendingtobeinterestedinhim.
  • 49. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromWill Ihatetopickafavorite,becauseeveryonesinteres7ng,andIs7llbarelyknowsomepeopleIhavetotellyou?Fine.IlikeElaine best.Shestheeasiesttotalkto,byfar.
  • 50. IwonderwhatArthurandSabrielwouldsayabouther?
  • 51. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLilah: IHATEFAYE.
  • 52. Atypicaldayinthehouse:LilahjustnishedslappingFaye,andElaineisrejec;ngahugfromMarielle. Elaineisrejec;ngahugfromMarielle?MaybeElainesaDemptstoreformherareactuallydoingsomegood.
  • 53. Anyway,irt;me!
  • 54. Luluprobablywouldhaveacceptedahigherlevelirt,buttheop;onwasntavailabletoWill.
  • 55. Mariellealsogetsawolfwhistle.
  • 56. Sheappearstonditwelcome,butshes;lllookskindoflikeshedratherbesomewhereelse.
  • 57. Youarelookingespeciallygorgeoustoday,Faye.
  • 58. Yourelookinggood,too.
  • 59. Saraistherstonetogetacharm.
  • 60. AndIwasabouttothinkyouwerentinterested.Sarafannedherselfplayfully.
  • 61. LilahIjustwantedtosaythat
  • 62. Wait.What?
  • 63. Ithinkweneedtorollthatback.
  • 64. Sureenough,Lilahrejectedtheirt.
  • 65. Idontunderstand.LilahWhedon?Rejectedairt?DidIaccidentallydownloadTara?
  • 66. Andhelookssosad!
  • 67. WillwasunderstandablyaliDlenervouswhenhetriedtoirtwithElaine.Theymighthavehadaconnec;on,buthedthought hedhadaconnec;onwithLilah,too.
  • 68. Youreallymeanthat?Elaineasked. OfcourseIdo. Thatssosweetofyou.
  • 69. Aertheirts,Willwentdownstairstosingkaraokewhilethinkingaboutwhotosendhome.Itwasacloserdecisionthanlast ;me,buthethoughthehaditnarroweddowntotwo. Maybehewoulddokaraokefortheoneononedatestomorrow.Apparentlychesswastradi;onal,butanykidwhogrowsupin anApocalypsehasseenenoughchessbythis;metodiehappy.
  • 70. Heissohotwhenhessinging.
  • 71. Nope.Hesmine. ElaineandMarielleareouronlythreebolters.EveryoneelsehasonlytwoboltswithWill.
  • 72. ImfeelingaliDlebeDeraboutmychancesofs;ckingaroundthatIdidthis;meyesterday,Sarasaid,tappingherngersonthe tableandtryingtodecidewhethertocheckorbet.
  • 73. Luludidnotfeelgoodaboutherchancesofs;ckingaround,soshegrabbedthecovetedseatnexttoWillatlunch.
  • 74. Willlookslikeheswarminguptoher,though.
  • 75. Willputdownhissaladfork.Iguesssinceeveryoneshere,wedontneedtogotothehallfortheelimina;on.hesaid.
  • 76. Hewalkedovertothenewesteliminee.IfeellikeIbarelygotachancetotalktoyou,either,Willsaid.ButImge]ngafeeling thatyoudontreallywanttobehere.
  • 77. Mariellestaredathim.Itwastruethatherinteresthadwaned,butshehadnotexpectedtobeeliminatedinsuchan unceremoniousfashion.
  • 78. YAYSHESGONE!
  • 79. Day2scores: Elaine:71(52/19) Lilah:41(29/12) Sara:36(29/7) Faye:28(21/7) Lulu:25(16/9) Marielle:22(18/4)
  • 80. HAHA!INYOURFACE! CredittoDiforwri;nghermetaaboutVictoriancourtship,whichIcribbedfromforthisday. IlltrytowriteDay3morequicklythanIwroteDay2,andinthemean;me,happySimming!