50 REASONS WHY MATT GIUNTA IS THE MAN!

# 50 – MATT GOES TO COLLEGE

He takes Speech Communication…

SPEECH COMMUNICATION SEATING CHART

#49 - 47

Matt’s triceps

#46-45

His biceps

#44 – HE DRINKS OUT OF RED CUPSSometimes his friends hold his cup for him…

#43-40 – HE SHAVES BOTH LEGS, AND BOTH ARMS

Silky smooth

#39 – HE MAKES CHAMPIONS, NOT CHEERLEADERS

#38 – HIS SON WILL NOT BE A CREAMPUFF

Not Matt’s son

#38 – HE IS TOO MUCH OF A MAN TO DANCE

Not dancing

Coppin feelz like a man!!

#37-34 – MATT HAS FRIENDS

WTF?

Red cup

#33 – MATT DOESN’T WEAR SHIRTS

Notice the definition in the arms, pectorals, and ab…

One pack

#32 – HE WEARS SUNGLASSES INSIDE

Oversized, excessively dark, non name brand sunglasses

# 31-20 – MATT CAN FLY!

It took humans thousands of years to figure out the secrets of flight.

Matt has perfected his technique in 21 short years!!!

Matt’s beers don’t spill… ever!

#19-18 – MATT BELIEVES IN PEACE!

Deuces!!

#17 – MATT HAS A FACEBOOK

More friends than you…526!!!!

Arielle and Jimmy are lucky enough to be Matt’s friend

#16 – MATT IS INTERESTED IN WOMEN

Start filling out those applications ladies!!!

#15 – MATT IS TOO MUCH OF A MAN FOR CORRECT GRAMMAR!

Accepting***

#14-10 – WOMEN LOVE MATT!

He loves matt too

#9 – HE USES BANDANAS TO STAY WARM

Warmer than him

#8 – MATT LIKES RAMBO

#7-6 - MATT IS ITALIAN AND FROM NEW JERSEY

#5 – MATT’S NOT AFRAID TO THROW DOWN “dude i jus almost fuaght a 40 year old spanish guy on

the way home from class with a wife n kid in his car...he almost slammed into me bro we sitting at the light mother fuker runs up to my widow spits on it i slam open my door hit him with it thro my truk in park jump out he ran bak into his car guy had like a 3 year old in the bak seat and his wife like why me tho?...hows a old man guna try some shit with a 21 year old kid” – Matt Giunta

“dude i ligit my thro up right now im soo mad

i hope his wife get srapped tonight and he dies a slow and painful death as we speak” – Matt Giunta

#4 #3 #2 – MATT IS AMERICAN!

These colors don’t run! – Matt Giunta

#1 – HIS NAME IS MATT GIUNTA