Maxine's Tips for Entertaining!Maxine's Tips for Entertaining!

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When one hosts a dinner party, it When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place is essential that all the place

mats match,mats match, or, at the very least, or, at the very least,

that they all come from the same that they all come from the same fast-food restaurant.fast-food restaurant.

Entertaining in your backyard? Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is The key to a nice-looking lawn is

a good mower.a good mower. I recommend one who's I recommend one who's muscular and shirtless.muscular and shirtless.

My favorite party game is My favorite party game is

"Pin the Cleanup on the Guests.""Pin the Cleanup on the Guests."

Nothing in the world is quite so Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milkentertaining as pouring old milk

into new containers before having into new containers before having guests over.guests over.

A good host must always be a A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food STICKLER for attractive food

presentation!presentation! I always take the foil I always take the foil

COMPLETELY OFFCOMPLETELY OFF the TV dinner the TV dinner before serving.before serving.

Getting your home in tiptop Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if shape for a party can be fun if

you think ofyou think ofit as kicking !it as kicking !

Take short cuts!Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant I used to offer my guests instant

coffee. coffee. They kept whining for hot water They kept whining for hot water

to go with it.to go with it.

The best way to prepare a roast The best way to prepare a roast is to makeis to make

an aluminum foil tent over your an aluminum foil tent over your roasting pan.roasting pan.

SimilarlySimilarly, the , the best waybest way to to prepare for relatives is toprepare for relatives is to

pitch a tent in the backyard and pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave.stay there until they leave.

When decorating for a party, be creative When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household items.with regular household items.

Some people might just see a moldy Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn eyelets.shower curtain with torn eyelets.

What do I see? What do I see? A new tablecloth.A new tablecloth.

The better you cook, the more likely your The better you cook, the more likely your

guests will return. Which isguests will return. Which iswhy I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.why I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.

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