DROP, RULE, RESPECT, PLACE, DRESS, BOTTLE, ANGLE, CHEESE, SNOW, ROOF, LAMP, IDEA, BALL, MAKE, SHAME, SCREW, TOWN, LAND, STORYS

LEG, COMMITTEE, SPOON, STAMP, MEAL, HORSE, THING, END, SKY, OPINION, SPACE,

ART, ARCH, TRAY, FACE, PROSE, BRASS, WHIP ERROR, BLOOD

1. what is got a wave but no sea? _ _ _ _ 2. what is the use of nose? _ _ _ _ _ _ _3. a small piece of electronic equipment which is used for doing calculations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _4. something that you remember _ _ _ _ _ _5. at night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen _ _ _ _ _6. this animal is considered the king of animals _ _ _ _7. a male chicken _ _ _ _ _ _ _8. the planet on which we live _ _ _ _ _9. the space above the earth that you see when you look up into the air _ _ _10. The large areea of falt water that covers most of the Earth _ _ _

1) What part of the body has the most rhythm? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

2) A farmer combined 2 compost heaps with 3 others. How many compost heaps does he have? 

3) Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia ? _ _ _ _ _ _

4) Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London? 

5) What odd number becomes even when beheaded? _ _ _ _ _

6) Why is the letter E like London? 

7) What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself? _ _ _ _ _

8) "The beginning of eternity

The end of time and space

The beginning of every end,

And the end of every place."  _

9) "I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

10) "At night they come without being fetched,

And by day they are lost without being stolen."  _ _ _ _ _

11) Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? 

12) What is the poorest bank in the world? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

13) What month do soldiers hate?  _ _ _ _ _

14) What clothing is always sad?  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

15) Why is an empty purse always the same? 

16) What has four wheels and flies? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

17) Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?  _ _ _ _ _ _

18) Why shouldn't you lose your temper? 

19) What kind of running means walking? RUNNING OUT OF _ _ _

20) What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? 

21) What can't be used unless broken? _ _ _

22) What makes opening piano so hard? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

23) What two words contain thousands of letters?

24) What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

25) What has nothing but a head and a tail? _ _ _ _ _

28) How do we know the ocean is friendly? _ _ _ _

30) What has three hands but only one face?

31) Which can move faster, heat or cold?

33) Who always drives his customers away?               

34) Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? 

35) Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky?                                

36) What is the longest word in the English language?

37) Why is the letter E so important? 

38) Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?

39) What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?

40) What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?

41) Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?

42) Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?

43) Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

44) What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?

45) What is higher without a head than with a head?

46) When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

47) Where can you always find “Money”?

48) "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?

49) Why do fish live in water?

50) What kind of party do prisoners like?

51) Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?

52) What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?

53) Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

54) What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?

55) What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

56) What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

57) Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

58) Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

59) Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

60) What has a neck, but no head?

 61) I am a band but I don't play any music - what am I?

62) If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day

would be?

63) Where is the ocean the deepest?

64) How many legs does an ant have?

65) Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

66) Which letter is not me?

67) Why is the letter A like a flower?

68) Why is the letter "A" like noon?

69) What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

70) What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

 71) What are the 3 important rings in life?

72) A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this

possible?

73) Why did the student take a ladder to school?

74) Why did the tomato blush?

75) What are the two strongest days of the week?

76) What do you call a bear without an "ear"?

77) What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?

78) What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?

79) What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?

80) What's a minimum?

81) Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

82) What's got a wave but no sea?

83) Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?

84) What is the word that everybody always says wrong?

85) What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

86) What's the longest word in the dictionary?

87) How many seconds are there in one year?

88) What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?

89) What has teeth but can't bite?

90) What a bee says when it gets in the hive?

 91) What flowers have two lips?

92) They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?

93) What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

94) What's a teacher's favorite nation?

95) What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?

96) How many letters are there in the alphabet?

97) Which months have 28 days?

98) What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

99) What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?

100) If you drop a yellow hat into the red sea, what does it become?

1.EARDRUMS 2.ONE 3.SECOND 4.BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD

5.SEVEN…(S/EVEN) 6. Because E is the capital of England 7. candle

8.E 9.Tomorrow 10. Stars 11. (Mom is closer because dad is "farther".)

12. The river bank 13. (March) 14. (Blue jeans) 15. (There is no change in it.)

16. (A garbage truck) 17. (They don't want to be hot-dogs.) 18. (No one else wants it.)

19. (Running out of gas) 20. Pepper 21. (Eggs) 22. (All the keys are inside.)

23. (Post office) 24. (Very cool music) 25. A coin 28. (It waves.) 30.A clock

31. (Heat, because you catch cold) 33. A taxi driver

34. (A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed)           

35. (To see if there is any change in the sky) 36. (Smile, because there is a mile between the

beginning and the end of it)             37. (Because it's the beginning of everything) 

38. (Without it, a friend will become a fiend)     39. (He didn't cheat.) 40. (A glove)       41.

(A bus conductor) 42. (He fell off the last step.) 43. (Santa Claus)

44.(An anchor)  45. (A pillow) 46. (When there is a hole in it)

47. (In the dictionary) 48. (I-t) 49. (Cats can't swim.) 50. (A going-away party)

51. (No cow. A cow has only four legs but no cow has more legs.) 52.(A blackboard) 53. (They

come out at night.) 54. (The word: wrong) 55. Two dogs 56. (Lunch and supper)

57. (He wanted to see the waterfall.) 58. (He wanted to see the butterfly.) 59. (He

wanted to save time.) 60. (A bottle) 61. (A rubber band) 62. (Friday) 63. (At the bottom) 64.

(Two, the same as an uncle)     (Note: "ant" is promounced as "aunt".) 65. ("y" - why) 66. U

67. (Because the letter B is after it)     (Note: B = bee) 68. (Because it's in the middle of

the day) 69. (C) (Note: C = sea) 70. (A teapot) 71. Engagement ring, Wedding

ring, and suffering 72. (His horse's name is Tuesday.) 73. (Because he/she was going to

high school!) 74. (Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!) 75. (Saturday and Sunday. All the others

are weak (week) days.) 76. (BBBBBBB) 77. (One is Moscow, the other is a cow's

Ma.) 78. (A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.) 79. Selfish

80. (A very small mother!) 81. Because it's two-tired (too tired) 82. (My hair)

83. (Wherever he wants to.) 84. ("Wrong") 85. (Short) 86. (Rubber-band -- because

it streches.) 87. (Twelve. January second, February second, March second... )

88. (Tell him I can't see him today.) 89. (A comb) 90. (Hi Honey! I'm home!)

91. (Tulips) 92. Stamps 93. (A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.)

94. (Expla-nation) 95. (Color-rado) 96. (Eleven -in "the alphabet") 97. (All 12 months!)

98. (Mom!) 99. (Incorrectly) 100. (Wet!) 1Hair, 2breathe, 3calculator, 4memory, 5stars, 6lion,

7rooster , 8EARTH, 9sky, 10sea