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CHAV CRIMBO 2005
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Charlise had been a bad girl this year but thought of a novel way to change Santa’s mind!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
After 15 pints, 4 vodkas, a bottle of white lightning and an unsmoked fag, it was little wonder that Perry couldn’t for the life of him remember the words to Crazy Frog!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Chav Xmas Makeover: Before and After
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
DJ Dazza couldn’t wait to get the wrapping off his present to find out what it is…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Sharon couldn’t help bragging bout her 2 minute long fart. Little did she know it had almost blown her trackies off…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
At Christmas time, Gaz became a breast and leg man and Maz couldn’t wait for her Christmas stuffing…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
After breaking in thru the rear window it struck Big Dave and MC Burberry that joyriding in the snow with no window had it’s down points…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Some chavette is gonna get preggers tonight at the Chicken Factory Annual Christmas Knees Up. Duane can feel it in his boner!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
After running out of spray paint the South Kappa Massif took to more primitive ways of marking their territory…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Britain’s first chavvy siamese quadruplets celebrate a new glowstick…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Kev and Trev both celebrate losing their virginities behind the Happy Shopper to a couple of 12 year olds…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005
Please remember: A pit bull is for chavs not just for Christmas!
