Hello everybody.This slideshow is based on true events over the past year or so. The original intent of these slides was to promote the evil oil sand industry to a younger audience…

However the author got sidetracked due to boredom with his assignment and completely altered the topic to target a special viewer. The result is as follows …

Wow, she is pretty.

I am flying around, why?

I will descend down, however I forewarn to behave or else.

Hello there, what are you doing?

I would like to talk to you for a bit. Can you come down please?

Will do.

I have a thing for real smart chicks

Once upon a time in a far distant land …Our beautiful Heroine was gracefully flying around … One day, she caught the attention of our valiant Hero…

Hi …. ….

Hi …. ….

She is so sweet and smart.

… …. …. …. ….I dig smart chicks

… …. …. …. ….

You are a bit strange.

Yes, I know

… … … I better not mess this chance up. Or else I will regret it for the rest of my life.

Sorry, I am an idiot…

Yes, you are. Go away now. Goodbye!!

However our HERO could never figure out how to properly deliver his thoughts, instead …

Complete Knockout.

Out of frustration, he acted more like a villain and kept putting his foot in his mouth …

Disappointed the Heroine could not hear no more. …And it ended with a …

Disappointed and with his confidence really low, our hero felt like a…

So he went to see Professor Know-it-all, who diagnosed him with a…

To mend his illness, the professor prescribed him a magical elixir of “GET OVER IT DUDE” and ….

BODY MIND SOUL

As time passed, our Hero become restless with his state…

Note: This is only a representation of the state of mind of the hero. He isn’t a juice monkey.

He decided that he had to get better. As such he started to train his…

Suddenly our HERO was rejuvenated and was ready to challenge the world again.

Don’t chase, you are not making it.

Forget it dude, you are not making it.

A new man now, our curious HERO was absorbing life lessons from every experience…

Persistence and resilience are key for success.

WOW, he made it!!

HMMM, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? I didn’t see you on the bus.

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With the price of the barrel of oil plummeting, there wasn’t much for our hard working HERO to do at work.

Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis #1: Nothing special here, he is sleeping.

Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis #2 : It is a Shawarma, he is hungry.

Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis #3 : Forget her DUDE, she is not interested.

I am trying

After work, our persistent HERO usually caught a flight to go to school to learn stuff that he would never use in the real world…

This is the theory of Whatever. It is derived as follows ….

…. x +y +z =1 ….?@#$ … … $$$ … #%^… !#!@ 3@ … … #@EQ @

Heroine! Oups, my bad, it is nothing, I thought that I saw someone.

Is there something wrong MR. HERO?STOP INTERUPTING MY CLASSES!!

I am sorry Professor Know-it-all. I won’t do it again.By the way, your theory is all wrong, it should be not .

Stop talking nonsense. GET OUT!!

Why? You kicked me out last time too, I will fail the class if this continues.

Then be quiet, stop challenging my theories and resolve your issues.

Any ideas on how?I don’t know, it is an unsolvable conundrum. I thought you knew it all

Professor Know-it-all?Your issues are many, illogical and beyond science.

On his free time, our inquisitive HERO loved reading and learning about different subjects …

Nope!!Uhhh… mmm..

Uhhh..Eureka, that is what she meant!!!

Men Are From Venus and Women Are From Mars. That is the problem

It is the other way around DUMMY. You still don’t get it Mr Hero

I am doomed, professor.

Yes you are, priesthood might be your best option.

More importantly how do you get such a slim figure?

Just eliminate the carbs.

however he was fixated on by one specific subject that haunted him ….

As time went on, our amazing Hero was working hard facing all challenges …

Yet …

You cant be too picky, you are no George Clooney after all…Yes I am.

You know why?.Why do you keep

following me.Whatever, stop

distracting me while I am cooking.

It smells good.

Hmmm...Honest and virtuous...

… … … …Hmmm, tell me what you are looking for in a woman?

HAHAHA, you are so gullible, there is no such perfect girl in this world.

You better not go there.

To cut your juicy chicken of course.

So strong that she isn’t afraid of letting her tears flow when

she needs to...

A woman that will inspire me to make the impossible happen.

A girl who would lure me in with her smarts; then capture me by her depth.

Someone who believes in a greater purpose yet lives life to the fullest without compromising her faith;

A good warm woman whom I would proudly introduce to my mother.

I would carry the world on my shoulders for such a woman.

Well, I did talk with such a woman

once.

Why do you have a chainsaw?

Huh, impregnable!! I know of a gazillion ways to break this wall.

Seriously disappear, you are ruining my chances here

I cant, I am your subconscious, you must have figured this out by now.

Ohhh, that is my problem, I am going crazy.

Our poor Hero couldn’t forget our beautiful Heroine no matter what he tried…

He was ready for anything just to be able to reach her …

However the road was blocked by an impregnable ….

Our HERO knew that he was in a real bind, he needed her to help him…

To deliver his message.

OR IS IT?