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F unnY


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HABIT never goes

if u remove H

A-BIT remains

If u remove A

BIT remains and

IF u remove B

It still remains.

So my habit of

scrapping u

will never go.

When I was a dog, and

you were a flower

I walked over you and

gave you a shower!!

Ladka shaadi se pehle

SPIDERMAN

Sagai k Samay

SUPERMAN

Shadi k Samay

GENTLEMAN

Shadi k 10 saal baad

WATCHMAN

Shadi k 20 saal baad

DOBERMAN.


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Summer Resort-

A place where girls

try to get husbands

and husbands

try to get girls.

The difference between

marriage and death?

Dead people arefree atleast!

Why is a bachelor skinny

and a married man fat?

-The Bachelor comeshome, takes one look at

what's in the refrigerator,

and goes to bed.

-The Married man

comes home, takes one

look at what's in the bed

and goes to refrigerator!


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The poor wish to be rich

the rich wish to be happy

the single wish to be

married

and the married

wish to be dead.

Which type of girls

wear transparent dresses?The girls not having

any confidence on

imagination power

of a man!

Teacher to Bunty:

How old is your father?

Bunty:As old as I am

Teacher: How is that

possible?

Bunty: He became father

only after I was born.


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There was a lover

who said that he would go

through hell for her.

They got married-now

he is going through hell !!

The average guy is

much more interested

in a girls Geography

than her History.

A Husband:

There are only two things

about me that my wife

doesnt care about-

(i)Everything I say and(ii)Everything I do.

Bunty invested 2 lakh

in a business and suffered

a huge loss.

- Do you know

what was the business?

- He opened a

hair cutting saloon

in Punjab!!


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Man 2 Chemist:

Mujhe White colour ka

condom dena?

Chemist:White kyon?

MAn:Meri Padosan ka

pati mar gaya hai

mujhe afsos

karne jana hai.

Why do women spend

so much time on

improving their LOOKS

and not their MIND?

Because they know that

men are STUPID

but not BLIND.

Angrez-Hamare yahan

80% shaadiyan

e-mail se hoti hain

Bunty- Kamaal hai!

hamare yahan

100% shaadiyan

female se hoti hain


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I'll take bricks and write

"I MISS U" on them

and throw it on your head

to make u feel,

how much it pains

when "I MISS U"

Cultural difference

between USA & India

In USA u can kiss at any

public place but

cant do SUSU.

In India u can SUSU

at any public place

but cant do KISS

A Judge fined a rapist

Rs. 10,800

When the man asked

why Rs. 10,800?

Judge replied-

10,000 for rape plus

8% entertainment tax.


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A Sex expert was asked

whether rape is possible

while running?

No Chance!

Woman can run faster

with her skirt up than a

man with pants down.

Difference betweengood girls & bad girls

Good girls open a

few buttons in

hot atmosphere, but

Bad girls open all buttons

to make the

atmosphere hot!

Father on the day of

graduation ceremony

of his son asks him-

What was the

hardest thing u learned

at College?

How to open

Beer bottles with teeth!


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Who was the 1st Indian

woman 2 fly abroad?

********

********

********

Sitaji with Raavan.

Man goes 2 medical shop

Man-I need poisonShopkeeper-I cant sell u

(MAn shows

his wife's Photo)

Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry!

didnt know

u had a prescription!

For a Pepsi-

Shahrukh Khan,

4 a Fanta-

Rani Mukherjee,

4 a Coke- Aamir Khan,

4 a Thumps up-

Salman Khan,

Chinta mat kar Yaar

Kanche Waali bottle teri


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The boy fell in love with

a girl at

second sight

because in first sight

he didnt know that

she was very rich

God made man andthen rested

God made woman and

then no one rested

Aim for the starsbut first aim for their

bodyguards

What is the

thinnest book in the

world?

What Men know

about Women


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How Dogs and Women

are alike

Neither believe that

silence is golden

Neither can balance

a checkbook

Both put too much value

on kissing

What is the differencebetwwen a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a

positive side!

Hello I am a virus and

I am entering your brainright now.....

sorry,

I will leave,

I cant find a brain!

One out of

four people is a Chinese

if your father,

your mother and

your brother are not

Chinese it must be you


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This cat,is cat,a cat

good cat, way cat,

to cat, keep cat, a cat,

idiot cat, busy cat,

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it all without the

word cat!

Those beautiful eyes,that incredible body,

such a brain

a sexy mouth

nice smile....but that is

enough about me,

tell me how you are ?

Someday u may lose

ur hair

u may lose ur teeth

ur money & even lose

ur mind

but 1 thing u will

never loose is

ur good looks

coz u can't lose wat

u dont have !


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If you delete this scrap

thats bcoz

u love me

if u save it thats bcoz

u desire me &

if u ignore it thats becoz

u miss me

so what u gonna do

with it?

Why do u think

I scrap u?

Is it because I care?

Or I miss u?

Or I love u ?

Or I need you?

No! its becozI need a person for just

TIME PASS

Niche jaao aur jito

PAISE HI PAISE

..........

or niche (continue..)

..........


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or niche

..........

YAKIN nahin aata

"TUM" paiso k liye

itna niche gir sakte ho

Great people talk

abt ideas,

average people talkabt things

small people talk

abt other people

and the LEGENDS

never talk they just

send scraps like this!!!

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This scraps are collected from orkut web.

Thanks,

Balaji

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