Dhandha jitna pyaar se ho jaaye utna hi accha hai

Bhau chup hai toh uska matlab yeh nahi je woh bhadwa hai, chodh dega tereko

Ek gaya apun ke dhandhe mein toh sab jayega

Apun ke dhandhe mein wohi jeet ta hai jo pehle haath maarta hai

Jyothi, is mein cheeni daali hai na? - Cheeni hai Sir.

Maloom Kiya Main, woh andar hai... Jagga. Karna Hai to Karna Hai.

Guru Narayan ko ek hi Jhatke main khatam Karna hoga, bina kuch bole, bina kuch samjhe.

Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhiku Mhatre. Abhi hai kya koi Mumbai mein jo Bhiku ke saamne aaye, koi nahi hai saala.

Ladki - Daaru. Tera to paancho oongli ghee mein.

Uncle ekdum light feel kar raha hai.

Kabhi Shabbo pe try kiya hai? Kichad mein bhi Kawal khilte hai.

Tu mere ko Bhau ka naam kya deta hai. Bhau ko mein chaddi pahenta tha tab se jaanta hai.

Mumbai lafde mein blast ho gaya, aur Satya ekdum fast ho gaya.

Bole to pura country ka vaat lag gaya hai. Abhi politician hi sab se bada bhai hai.

Baatli kai ko niche phenka? .... Phenka nahin, satak gai.

Yeda ban ke peda khaaya...tu bhi khaale..

Humko Aadmi ka Darr se faidha hai unka maut se nahi

Thu samaj ta to hai, lekeen samjhana padta hai.

Yeh jho paisa thu dethat hai na rehthaa nahi hai apun ke paas

Abhi Mumbai mein kya hai na, sab ki lagi hui hai, sab ki phati padi hai.

Bhens ka nazara. Uthhte hi Bhens bolegi - "Uthh Bhen..."

Paisa nikaal... Ganpati ka decoration karwana hai.

Kya mast flat diya tere ko. Fridge hai, TV hai, aur ek bhagwan bhi hai

Ee prema anedi o vithanam lantidi perigithe viragadhuvirigithe peragadhu