Segunda Empregável - Edição 49

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Revista Segunda Empregvel contendo as ofertas de emprego das principais listas de tecnologia (Braslia e Regio) e dicas para garantir uma boa empregabilidade

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2. Editorial RSE pg 2 EEvvoolluuiiddaammeennttee...... Bem vindo a 49 edio da Revista Segunda Empregvel (click aqui para acessar todas as edies anteriores). Aproveite as diversas oportunidades de emprego que so lanadas diariamente na nossa lista de discusso, alm de vrias notcias sobre o mercado de trabalho de TI. Evoluir significa aprimorao ao que se faz, bem como a realizao e a adaptao ao novo. Vamos pensar que entrou na rea a 30 anos e continua no mesmo cargo de Programador. Nenhum problema quanto a isso, e isso no significa que que cometeu esse pecado capital. O problema ocorre se a 30 anos ficou parado no tempo, cuidando do mesmo sistema, na mesma linguagem e sem qualquer tipo de mudana e inclusive foi contra as mudanas. Pode parecer muito estranho e conheo muitas pessoas que se comportam desta maneira (principalmente na rea de informtica). Talvez o pensamento seja: "Se somente EU puder dar manuteno nesse MEU sistema, NUNCA iro ME mandar embora". Infelizmente, isso pode ser, em parte, verdade. Na parte que o sistema for necessrio. Todos os dias temos novidades, so apresentadas novas tcnicas, novas tecnologias e novas exigncias do cliente. Tentar "escapar" pode compromenter sua carreira. Nesta edio veremos como o planejamento pode ajudar para que exista a evoluo gradual na sua carreira e dicas para se manter e crescer no trabalho. Evoluir fundamental nossa sobrevivncia, quem no cumpre esse mandamento est no caminho da extino e a caminho para fora do jogo. Lembre-se que os dinossauros corporativos tendem a desaparecer. Software Livre Esta revista foi produzida com o uso de programas de uso livre. Editada com o programa Scribus verso 1.4.3 e com o Gimp verso 2.8.8 para correo das imagens. No nenhuma parania em relao a isso, apenas gosto demais das empresas para praticar pirataria. Alm disso, essa revista totatalmente gratuita e pode ser distribuda e copiada a vontade. Colaboradores Sua crtica sobre esta revista. Diferente do que muitas pessoas pensam, levo as crticas e um nvel de extrema importncia, pois acredito que so essas opnies, sejam positivas ou negativas, que nos ajudam a corrigir o caminho que devemos traar. Espero que lhe possa ser to proveitoso a leitura desta como me foi entregar esta nova revista para toda uma comunidade de pessoas que esto atrs de uma vaga no mercado de trabalho. Fernando Anselmo http://about.me/fernando.anselmo Editor Sobre a Revista Esta uma publicao semanal voltada a empregabilidade no mercado de informtica. Quase todos os dias da semana recebo e distribuo, nas listas que participo, diversas vagas de vrias empresas. Resolvi organiz-las por perfis, gerar algumas estatsticas extremamente interessantes e juntar dois ou trs artigos da rea e nasceu essa revista eletrnica que pode ser o comeo de uma excelente caminhada atrs de um emprego ideal. Foi-se o tempo que saber uma linguagem de programao era garantia de um bom emprego e segurana financeira para o resto de sua vida. Profissionais se gabavam de carreiras iniciadas como estagirios e finalizadas como diretores da empresa. Atualmente existe uma corrida de aprendizado em uma rea que muda na velocidade que as percepes da realidade so alteradas e passam a ser influenciadas por um fluxo constante de novas informaes que causam um tremendo impacto em todo o conhecimento enraizado e aprendido a duro custo. A empregabilidade profissional no meio da informtica passa por cinco fatores: Formao Tcnica Marketing Pessoal Redes de Relacionamento Capacidade de Absoro da Informao Capacidade de Processar a Informao No se preocupe, no tenho a pretenso de acabar com o dinamismo de qualquer lista, pois continuarei a divulgar diariamente os anncios de vagas. Esta revista um auxiliar para as pessoas que no tiveram tempo durante a semana de ver e analisar as vagas alm de fornecer alguns artigos interessantes. A pergunta : Voc est preparado? Realizao: Fernando Anselmo fernando.anselmo74@gmail.com http://www.grupos.com.br/group/ segundaempregavel/ 3. LearnEnglish RSE pg 3 Military Jokes :: By l w smith A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant. After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?" The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going to kill about a million damn pigeons!" Antartian Jokes :: By Yolandita Ortiz An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks," the doctor ordered. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the Antartian returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The Antartian nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" the doc questioned. "No, from skipping." Animal Jokes :: By Illian Ambrosio Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes! His friend says to him "You're crazy! There's no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you'll never be able to out run it!" and the guy says, "I only have to out run you!" Teachers Jokes :: By Aakash Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball. Jonah: Heres my paper. Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay. Lets hear what you wrote. Jonah: Game called off on account of rain Family Jokes :: By Ledonon After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you guys." Judges Jokes :: By Anonymous The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. Isnt it true, he bellowed, that you were I given $500.00 to throw this case? The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadnt heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response. Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, Please answer the question. Oh, said the startled witness, I thought he was talking to you. Male Jokes :: By Melanie P Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about this captain. Every morning he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his quarters and open a small safe. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, and then lock it back up. Afterwards, he would go about his daily duties. For years this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long lost love? Everyone speculated about the contents of the strange envelope. One day the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captains quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, and opened it and... The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper; two lines with two words each: Port Left. Starboard Right. Microsoft Jokes :: By Sharon Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent! Men Vs. Women Jokes :: By Shahid Jamil Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man? A: A dream. 4. LearnEnglish RSE pg 4 Genesis - Chapter 43 (cont) 32 So they set him a place by himself, and them by themselves, and the Egyptians who ate with him by themselves; because the Egyptians could not eat food with the Hebrews, for that is an abomination to the Egyptians. 33 And they sat before him, the firstborn according to his birthright and the youngest according to his youth; and the men looked in astonishment at one another. 34 Then he took servings to them from before him, but Benjamin's serving was five times as much as any of theirs. So they drank and were merry with him. Genesis - Chapter 44 1 And he commanded the steward of his house, saying, "Fill the men's sacks with food, as much as they can carry, and put each man's money in the mouth of his sack. 2 Also put my cup, the silver cup, in the mouth of the sack of the youngest, and his grain money." So he did according to the word that Joseph had spoken. 3 As soon as the morning dawned, the men were sent away, they and their donkeys. 4 When they had gone out of the city, and were not yet far off, Joseph said to his steward, "Get up, follow the men; and when you overtake them, say to them, "Why have you repaid evil for good? 5 Is not this the one from which my lord drinks, and with which he indeed practices divination? You have done evil in so doing."' 6 So he overtook them, and he spoke to them these same words. 7 And they said to him, "Why does my lord say these words? Far be it from