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Home Phnmm Giotrnh Giitr Googlesites Blog360plus ThthutVT
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1.Bnhytngtngbnangitrn1conthuyntrn1dngsngcrtnhiucnthtngiadngbngthuyncabnbthng1lrtto,sauviphtnathuynschmvchcchnbnslbannhngconcny.Bnlmcchnonginnhtthotrakhicihoncnhchttitny?pn:ngtngtngna.
2.Mtngiivorngsuthmhim,thtkomaychongtakhibtgp1coniirthungdmunxxcngtara.Trongtayngtac2condao,ngsquvt2condaora,coniinhtlnvsauviphtnnmvtxungtchtlun.Bncbittisaokhng?pn:Ncmdaovmvongcn(iihaylmth).3.Cmtcycuctrngtil10tn,cnghalnuvtqutrngtitrn10tnthcycussp.Cmtchicxetichhng,tngtrngticaxe8tn+hng4tn=12tn.Vyccbnlmsaobctiquaccycuny(Khngcbthngrakhixe)?pn:Bcticiquathi,cnxethli.4.Trnngcc6conb,mimlichc12cichn.Hitisao?pn:Conbnycilnlngconbkiatheodychuynvvngtrnnnmiconchc2chn!5.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?pn:Quedim.6.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?pn:Phng3vstchthtri7.Haiconvtitrc2convt,2convtisau2convt,2convtigia2convt.Hicmyconvt?
pn:4.8.Conmaxanhp1phtcht,conmap2phtthcht.Lmsaochvi2lnpmchtc2con?pn:pconmaxanhtrcl1,conmathythsqu,mtmytimt(chuynsangxanh).pconmaxanhminynal2.9.C1bkiakhngbitbi,xungnclbcht.Mthmbitu,bngnhintuchm,nhngbkocht.Tisao(koaicuht)?pn:Byitungm.10.Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?pn:Than.
11.C1anhchnglmvictrong1tanh50tng,nhnganhtalichithangmylnntng35rioncnlianhtaithangb.Tisaoanhtalilmnhvy?pn:Vcithangmykhnglnctitng50.12.Lchnodinht?pn:Lchs.13.Xngnhtlxno?pn:Xhi.14.Conngdinhtlngno?pn:ngi.15.Qunrngnhtlqung?pn:Quno.16.Cigcachngmvthchcmnht(khngnghlungtung)?pn:Tin!17.Cigmithnm,ngcngnm,nhngnmling?pn:Bnchn.18.Cunynghalg:1'=>4=1505pn:1phtsuytbng1nmkhngng.19.Ninombchtratngkhc?pn:ThiSn.
20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?pn:Hmqua,hmnayvngymai.21.Mngcngthngcngthua?pn:Mnuaxep.22.Congudmnhc?pn:Condc.23.Congpthsng,khngpthcht?pn:Contim.24.C1nchuticingangqua,hicmycon?pn:iclhtai,htailhait(24).25.Bngoinngtrong,nngoibtronglg?pn:Bpng.26.Trong1cucthichy,nubnvtquangith2bnsngthmy?pn:Th2.27.Congkhnggyomngitavngilg?pn:Gconvgmi.28.C1contru.unthhngvhngmttrimc,nquaytri2vngsauquayngclisauliquayphihayvnghiciuicanchhngno?pn:Chxungt.29.Contraicgqunht?pn:Ngctrai.30.Cquanquantrngnhtcaphnlg?pn:HiLinHipPhN.31.Sthbchy,congchyrautin?pn:Conngi.32.KhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?pn:Tribanh.
33.CbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"pn:1chC,ch"Cm".34.Cigtaytricmccntayphicmkhngc?pn:Tayphi.35.Haingi:1ln,1bilnnhmtquni.Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnlai?pn:M.36.Tgm100%nguidnVitNamuphtmsai?pn:T"sai".37.Tmimsaitrongcu:"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm"pn:Khoesckho!38.Chngminh:4=5pn:Tac:20=202545=1636=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2=>59/2=49/2=>5=439.AicngbitnhniEverestcaonhtthgii,vytrckhinhEverestckhmph,nhninocaonhtthgii?pn:Everest.40.HivpHnconheotrongnhgil>HnthMongchngil>CuhnVamihngil>TnhnHnthmcinagil>Tihn
anghnmbyragil>ThnKhngchomchngil>phnHnshngil>HahnVuahngil>HonghnHnchiataygil>LyhnVahnvangigil>VhnHnvokhngtrunggil>HngiHntrongmgil>HncHnmmqusmthgil>TohnRtthchhngil>KthnHnmbhnligil>nhhn41.Trnchungktca1cucthivtsab(aivtcnhiuththng):nginbvtc15lt,nginngvtc5lt.Hisaonginngthng?pn:Nginbvtsaconbci,cnnginngvtsaconbc.42.Nngbanmtachahbbn?pn:Cibng.43.Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?pn:Dngnght.44.bncbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"pn:1chC.45.Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?pn:Quanti.46.Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?pn:Nhm2mtthskhngthyngbn.47.TnotrongtingVitc9th?pn:Chnh(chnh).48.Hychngminh4:3=2
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pn:4:3=tchiatam=tmchiat=8:4=2.49.Lincgiikhtnochastvcanxi?pn:Cafe(ca:canxi,Fe:st).50.Concuadi10cmchyuaviconcuaxanhdi15cm.Connovchtrc?pn:Concuaxanh,vconcuablucchn.51.Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlon?pn:angchicvua.52.Cignhcha,nhm,nhanh,nhch,nhem?pn:Bnchinhrng.53.CigAdamc2mEvachc1?pn:Cha.54.Cigcangicongilcnocngmt?pn:Cili.55.Cigdinhtrichui,cm1lcthnchyncra?pn:Quekem.56.Cngchicngranuc?pn:Chic.57.Lmsaocicntcnchnhn?pn:Ltngccicnli.58.Nhngloithnosauyncm:a)stb)cpc)hmd)voipn:St(congi)59.Chngminh:congi=cond.pn:Congi=thntin=tinthn=trckh=cond.
60.Cuchnomnhngngivuisngkhinhnthynstrnnbunbvngcli,nhngngibunbusukhithynstrnnvuivhn.pn:iuricgquai.61.Haingiotronghaigithcmtcih.Vyhimtngiotrongmtgithcmycih?pn:1cih(nhhn).62.Bntringcmtcnnhxanh,bnphingcmtcnnh.Vy,nhtrngu?pn:M.63.Tisaoconchkhngcncuicamnh:pn:Vuinkhngdi.
*Nhngcuvui
1.Nghnhanh:Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?
2.Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?
3.Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?
4.Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?
5.Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?
6.Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?
7.Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?
8.Cigbnkhngmnmtr?
9.Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?
10.Volcnothnghg13ting?
11.Lcltngntra?
12.Cignmngaytrcmtmconngilunbqua?
13.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?
14.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?
15.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?
16.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?
17.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?
18.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?
19.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?
20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?pn:
1.Nghnhanh:Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?Tuinlmgckhi
2.Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?Cmbabngc2tay
3.Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?Bnchukhichimbayinh
4.Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?Concaconmo(cngilmocon).
5.Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?Consng
6.Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?Vyllphctrongtrimci.
7.Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?Tnglai...
8.Cigbnkhngmnmtr?Licmn...
9.Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?Ngymai...
10.Volcnothnghg13ting?Llcbnnnemnghisa...
11.Lcltngntra?Saubansng.
13.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?2qu(Vbnlyi2quricng).
14.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?9ngi(baogm6ngicontrai,1ccongivbm).
15.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?Bng70.
16.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?Quedim(Bnphibtquedimlntrcthmithpcnhngdngccnlich).
17.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?99(=9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9lnqutriln)
18.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?Choc2votlnhngthnhrichochungvomtchu.
19.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phngbav3nmkonthnchasnlmcngcht.
20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnay,ngymai.
*Lctuitr,emchsonphn,
nkhigimphnmson
(Quthim)
*itikhngngra,
Stluicngtithui,
Trcsaunhthbitum?
(Qubr)
*AnhtraiCaoBngcigiCMau,
ngxaxaqu!Rcduthno?
(TriSabch)
*Chungtnhmtkhiemmang,
Ththnvoranhbngchng
(Trisuringortrimt)
*Emtrtsinhralnhth,
Mnhtrngnhng,cixanhxanh.
Thngemcvcemv,
Choemnmuidnhclu.
(Tricpho)
*Daemtrtcgai,
Nhngbcemginnnbntrong,
Emgicaemliobng,
mlnghnsiuidangvng!
(Trilmchm)
*Ngiugpglmchi,
Trmnmhiccthnhphngloan?
(QuM)
*Thnemsaokhthny,
Trisinhhaittnhmangsuti!
(TriMu)
*Chnhhmnldi,
Htkuchtchibungranmngoi!
(Triiulnht)
*Nhemphnvchngxiu,
Nhkhinngsmmachiucyai?
(TriKhqua)
*Qughngnhhoahng,
Trongtrng,htnhlitinhm?
(QuThanhlong)
*Qugtrngkhpqumnh,
Hng,xanh,trng,ncdamtm?
(Qumn)
t
*Aikiaqunoxnhxang,
Bnnmbphlnmnhcnthan!
Ruriamcbaorngvng,
HycnnngnuMbngmang?
(Tribpng)
*Sukiacanhcnhkhitnh,
Chuynngilnhtrquainhnhung?
(Qusimtmchn)
*Qugenxudingon,
ihidaolnomincnha?
(Trimi)
*Trigcnnmkhe,
Dngnucanhnhkhitribnmtma?
(Qukhchua)
*Emcthnthbncas,
MongbngHongtcingahng?
(QuM)
*QugMlmmu,
Nhumchommcimuthuchung?
(Qugc)
*Trinydnggiu,
Tcdingmt,thongmigiqu?
(Tribkt)
*uemsaotithny,
Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
uemsaotithny,
Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
(Tribao)
*Quphcunguyn:Chngi!,
ChoemlycTylngthanh?
(TriMngcuTy)
*Trinonmnmmi?
(TridaXimla)
*Trigngonqu,limidphng?
(Trithimthtcay)
*Trigcmtrng,nctronggiatri?
(Trida)
*Daemtrtchngtrn,
Ngoixanhtrongtrnggtscnha!
HhngchiuvianhT,
Mmangtnchutmilk?
(Tridachutxanh)
*Quxanhchtngt,
Chnthmngnc,
TnemSaon,
Dintrongcilng?
(TriotinMinBc)
*Cuchuynctchnivem,
MtdthuchungdVuaCha,
Btchngphiubtnioxa?
(Qudahu)
*Mnhnochmtcu,
Llnggitrimeosinng?
(Qulu)
*uchgvinhtre,
Boemchngdithnyn!
(QuMngct)
*Thnemtiphnlmsao,
Daccxxembtmtinh,
Cnmtinhngtnhnhhten?
(Trinhn)
*Cuchuynctchcnnhkhng?
Ngilm,kchumioantnh.
(Qutlm_Camchu)
Cam
Qut
*Mtcuchuynkbiconli,
Mginnicu:Mttrmmt,
rinnnsutci!"
(Quthm(dahaykhm))
*Haingihmicouplethi,
Emtngqunybvotai!
(Tribu)
*Tnhyukhintngchonhau,
Tri,cndn,ngtlmmi?
(Trito)
*nqunynhltvra,
Bthnhhaikhcavomm,
Nhngnguyntrinhaem,
NgiMhcinghquycho!
(Trichuigi)
*Snhchungmtginnhbub,
Lkha,bngvngnuviraumngti.
(Qumphnghaympkha)
*Volpnvngquny,
Bindltkhicndao,
Nhngmkhduciminng,
TorathmngtCgiola!
(Triqut)
*Khchuaemcngchuatheo,
Embntheoma,cnbnthkhng?
(Quchanh)
*Quxanhngtchuadn,
Cngchnnlithmhn,
cbitmtiuhaylmy,
Cihtgaigcmilk!
(Tricccnxanhvkhichn)
*Trigchimquynnbnnh?
Vchngnmthngquenhi?
(Trinhnlng)
*NgyxaMnitriny,
Phicthtptrongcixin.
(Qucauxanh)
*Triemotrntrn,
Mkhiginai,hdngem,
Nmvomtngihghtcay!
(Tricchua)
*Emlmcmichuynhay,
Nhngkhngmmingchuphnhn!
Qucamlchcribni!
Ducholmttcamlngbch!
*Ngitapthlingonlnh,
Conginhlnhvngtnhoan,
Bctrongnhememtrch!
Bibngmangtingoancongi,
XxnmtchtTriBIngtthanh
BiBinHovngtmithanh"
*Nychng,nym,nycha,
Nylemr,nylemdu
*Cmttrmuoanem!
Tnemnghapmthi!
(Trilmchm)
*Venmlinhsng,
Ruttrngemnuvasngvathm.
(Quusng)
*Thanhthnlngtanhnctrong,
Anphnmthixualidanh.
(Qunho)
*ctmcohng,
Chatrongbtmlibchtson.
(TriVi)
*Tnginghertdum,
NhbusaMnuiemthno.
(Trivsa)
*Trichuanhngchngcngoa,
Vitrachxusaichnhtlin!
(Trisu)
Trisudmchuangtrtngon
*Mtgainhpnhbmnh,
Tctaituatanhhnhgmao.
(Trida)
*Nctrongrarutschtrn,
Mtcudanhlichsnlngta.
(Trithanhyn)
*Qunytnginghecngl,
conuiynhngcyt.
(Qucch)
*ngcnghngimnhcu,
Cnghthongdonggiicthi.
(Trithng)
*Hoathathtbungmnh,
nkhikttridcdilcvua.
(TriLcVng)
*Chnhnnhnthicngm,
Xovithtb,nqunthi!
(TriMpng)
*Vorngvihiquny,
Tngemtrichntmmingnhai.
(TriTrm)
*Lcnucanh,khilmmt,
Anhhctrdtcnggitnem.
(Tribao)
(Tribr)
*Tnemctrongchuynctch,
BinqungtthmchTHong,
Blonhnghoboemri,
Vobcabngithi
(Quth)
*TheonghatingTylmb,
Vittheotingmnhkhngngntui
(Trib)
*Cgioboemkhkh,
Vcluchyy...cdiu?
(Trithl)
*Nhnghochucnhhnvi,
oumc,khnuchong.
(Tribn)
*Vdunhdt,ctxiu,
Nhngkhinngsmmachiucyai?
(Tricamsnhxanhchualt)
Tridubay
*Bgiubctuicao,
Choghemimt,cmsonghngi.
(Tribu)
*Lootheoemmunlmquen,
Nhngmthnqu,mlisaoy?
*Conchimtrchmiutrncnh,
NhngkhngchclmhiManh.
(Trimt)
*Tricngchnmngngtlmmi,
Xaypthnhruchngxnsay!
(Trinho)
*Muvngtatriduta,
Chngphiduchua,lingtngon..
*Mahtrhoachiy,
Trilnhnghtnhntrongveo.
(Trilu)
*ilngnnaquny,
UngchungbtncitmngithngT
(Trisim)
*Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
*Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
(Qubhn)
Ngitavnhayni:"Ngmbhnlmngt"m
Cnccu:"Yunhaucucngtrn
Ghtnhauqubhncngmo"
*Thngchpnixchthng,
Bitmtch,thngtvng.
*Mnhugtmcthny,
Trngngngchoton,thvndtdy
*Cnhhnghygngcaobay,
Biduynmilitraotaychhng.
*Vmuvngtlinhiulng,
Cmxanhhtenvtquanhi.
(Trikiwi)
*Cycaotmtrng,
Nusng,nngngon.
(Triu)
*Thmduyntithmphimu,
Htduyn:Mhp,rngvngphikh.
(Bpphikh)
*ovngemmcnghong,
irangoing,thmngtaihn?
(Qul)
*pmtthemctkhoanh,
emxoctxo,bmtibnb.
(Qudaleo(haydachut))
*Hoacamtloicythnsung,
Chnggilhoambptay.
*Didichiudcmtgang,
Chaaimlinghngngangtnmnh.
*Nhthmcomugreen,
nkhitrngthnhthayoduyn.
*Tptmdngtaykhngtayc,
Tptmgi..,Tayctaykhng
Taynoctaynokhng
Tunghngbaylntlungtung.
*Trinychngphiloithcvt,
Nmdunikncamingi.
*Cngtnnhngtrianhtrncao,
Cntidithpmunnhoxungsng!
1.Hoaghnnngysau
2.Hoaglimctrnuhngk
3.Hoagnghetingmgh
4.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn
5.Hoagthmngtvm
6.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd
7.Hoagnhiutuith
8.Hoagbohiungithusang
9.Hoagsmntitn
10.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng
11.Hoagethnbnng
12.Hoaghnththngttti
13.Hoagtheonhmttri
14.Hoagxinhpngthilmgai
15.Hoagmundmngdi
Chcccbngiittnh
cu1:hoa10gi(10gihmsaum )
cu2:hoamug
cu5:dlhng
cu6:hoasen
cu7:hoavnth
cu8:hoacc
cu9:hoahu
cu11:hoamcc(hoatrinhn)
cu12:hoaphng
cu13:hoahngdng
cu14:hoahng
1Hoamai
2HoaMoG
3HoaCtLn (dnbcchclbithoany)
Cnmyloihoakiacngitrlitngichnhxchtri
Qunmtcu9bnkiasairi
Cu9HoaPhDung
1.Hoaghnnngysau.(HoaMai)2.Hoaglimctrnuhngk.(HoaMnghayhoaMoG)3.Hoagnghetingmgh.(HoaSng)4.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn.(HoaHu)5.Hoagthmngtvm.(HoaQunh,DLHng)6.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd.(HoaSen,HoaSng)7.Hoagnhiutuith.(HoaVnTh)8.Hoagbohiungithusang.(HoaCc)9.Hoagsmntitn.(HoaPhDung)10.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng.(HoaMun)11.Hoagethnbnng.(HoaMcC)12.Hoaghnththngttti.(HoaPhng)13.Hoagtheonhmttri.(HoaHngDng)14.Hoagxinhpngthilmgai.(HoaHng)15.Hoagmundmngdi.(HoaThinL)16.Hoagthmngtsnhtimiem.(HoaHmTiu)
HOAGBNBIA?lHoaTiu
HOAGMUTM,lHoaSim
HOAGTTN,
NKHPMUNNH?Hoao
1.Hoagkhngphihmnay?
2.Hoaggiucomaynhiumu?
3.Hoagrcrtngcao
4Hctrxabn,laoxaovesu?Hoaphng(Bnglng?)
5Hoagngithusang
6Hoagcaotuilolng,bni?
7Hoaghynhngphai?Hoaforgetmenot
8Hoagtithmmgaiycnh?Hoahng
9Hoagnlcgiam?Hoaqunh
10Hngthmthoangthongmmtalan?
11Hoagbphtquanhnm?
12Hoagngmnhmttriditheo?Hoahngdng
13Hoagchnhao?
Trongbnmchnghitanhmibn?Hoasen
14Hoagchgincao?
Nhngtnngndmnghesaollng?HoaThinl
16Hoagi`cbnumbomua?
17Hoagi`nuitrsmkhuya?Hoasa
18Hoagi`ngsmdytrabingl`i?Hoamigi
19Hoagi`nlcbci?
20Hoagi`Ttnmunngiumong?Hoao
21Hoagi`mchngng?
22Hoagi`la`mrngrlngttng?Hoatrngnguyn
23Hoagi`tuinlcao?Hoabtt
24Hoagi`vtvibaodmng?Hoahing
25Hoagi`nngtmihng?
26Hoagi`mutmihoangngptri?Hoasim
27Hoagi`smntitn?Hoaphdung
28Hoagi`mckhpungnui?hoamog
29Hoagi`tmkimxunthi?
30Hoagi`lnting,niivngsu?
31Hoagi`nhtrgicTu?
32Hoagi`bcghlytrubn?hoacau
33Hoagi`suynghkhkhn?
34Hoagi`qunmtlignnoxa?
35Cuicngcnmtloihoa
Aimlibingsltrtth
HOAGLHOACANGNHTHNGNGHIP?HoaMua
HOAGLHOACANGNHNNGNGHIP?HoaTiu
HOAGVTV,
INGNDMNG?Hoahing
HOAGNGTHNG,Hoadhng?
NAMVSNG?
HOAGCHNHMNG,Hoamigi
NGSMDYTRA?
HOAGCHA?Hoas?
HOAGCIO?
HOAGONGGO?
HOAGBNBIA?
HOAGHIV,
THIKUINHI?Hoaloakn
HOAGNGYCI,
TNGCHOCDU?
HOAGNTRU?Hoacau
HOAGTHIGHM?
HOAGMUTM,Hoaviolet
BTNGTIXA?
Cyg?
1.Chamctccontrcu
Chamsnglu,conchmu
2.Cygcmkhngcha
Tnnghechymu,nhnhaii.
3.Sngchtchngithaynhiu
Snghoangync,chtiuvtrng.
4.Mitrngcyngcncao,
Tkhimcngn,mnhaothpdn.
5.Cygcthtmkhng
Mucuchuynthangthab
Mnhxintrli:
cu4:lcynn
HIxcnmycukiamnhxinbkotrlic
Cucuilcynhang
Mnhxintrli:
cu4:lcynn
HIxcnmycukiamnhxinbkotrlic
Cu2.Raum.
Cu1:CyDa
1)Lctuitr,emchsonphn,
nkhigimphnmson
Quthimkhicnnonmuxanhlcgimu
2)itikhngngra,
Stluicngtithui,
Trcsaunhthbitum?
Qubr
3)AnhtraiCaoBngcigiCMau,
ngxaxaqu!Rcduthno?
TriSabch
4)Chungtnhmtkhiemmang,
Ththnvoranhbngchng
Trisuring
5)Emtrtsinhralnhth,
Mnhtrngnhng,cixanhxanh.
Thngemcvcemv,
Choemnmuidnhclu.
Tricpho
6)Daemtrtcgai,
Nhngbcemginnnbntrong,
Emgicaemliobng,
mlnghnsiuidangvng!
Trilmchm
7)Ngiugpglmchi,
Trmnmhiccthnhphngloan?
QuM
8)Thnemsaokhthny,
Trisinhhaittnhmangsuti!
9)Chnhhmnldi,
Htkuchtchibungranmngoi!
10)Nhemphnvchngxiu,
Nhkhinngsmmachiucyai?
12)Qugtrngkhpqumnh,
Hng,xanh,trng,ncdamtm?
15)Qugenxudyngon,
ihidaolnomincnha?
17)Emcthnthbncas,
MongbngHongtcingahng?
20)uemsaotithny,
Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
21)Quphcunguyn:Chngi!,
ChoemlycTylngthanh?
22)Trinonmnmmi?
24)Trigcmtrng,nctronggiatri?
26)Quxanhchtngt,
Chnthmngnc,
TnemSaon,
Dintrongcilng?
28)Mnhnochmtcu,
Llnggitrimeosinng?
29)uchgvinhtre,
Boemchngdithnyn!
30)Thnemtiphnlmsao,
Daccxxembtmtinh,
Cnmtinhngtnhnhhten?
34)Haingihmicouplethi,
Emtngqunybvotai!
35)Tnhyukhintngchonhau,
Tri,cndn,ngtlmmi?
36)nqunynhltvra,
Bthnhhaikhcavomm,
Nhngnguyntrinhaem,
NgiMhcinghquycho!
37)Snhchungmtginnhbub,
Lkha,bngvngnuviraumngti.
38)Volpnvngquny,
Bindltkhicndao,
Nhngmkhduciminng,
TorathmngtCgiola!
39)Khchuaemcngchuatheo,
Embntheoma,cnbnthkhng?
40)Quxanhngtchuadn,
Cngchnnlithmhn,
cbitmtiuhaylmy,
Cihtgaigcmilk!
41)Trigchimquynnbnnh?
Vchngnmthngquenhi?
42)NgyxaMnitriny,
Phicthtptrongcixin.
43)Triemotrntrn,
Mkhiginai,hdngem,
Nmvomtngihghtcay!
44)Emlmcmichuynhay,
Nhngkhngmmingchuphnhn!
45)Ngitapthlingonlnh,
Conginhlnhvngtnhoan,
Bctrongnhememtrch!
46)(TrchKiu)Nychng,nym,nycha,
Nylemr,nylemdu
47)Cmttrmuoanem!
Tnemnghapmthi!
48)Venmlinhsng,
Ruttrngemnuvasngvathm.
49)Thanhthnlngtanhnctrong,
Anphnmthixualidanh.
50)ctmcohng,
Chatrongbtmlibchtson.
51)Tnginghertdum,
NhbusaMnuiemthno.
52)Trichuanhngchngcngoa,
Vitrachxusaichnhtlin!
53)Mtgainhpnhbmnh,
Tctaituatanhhnhgmao.
54)Nctrongrarutschtrn,
Mtcudanhlichsnlngta.
(TrchThcaVitNam)
55)Qunytnginghecngl,
conuiynhngcyt.
56)ngcnghngimnhcu,
Cnghthongdonggiicthi.
57)Hoathathtbungmnh,
nkhikttridcdilcvua.
58)Chnhnnhnthicngm,
Xovithtb,nqunthi!
59)Vorngvihiquny,
Tngemtrichntmmingnhai.
60)Lcnucanh,khilmmt,
Anhhctrdtcnggitnem.
61)Tnemctrongchuynctch,
BinqungtthmchTHong,
Blonhnghoboemri,
Vobcabngithi.
62)TheonghatingTylmb,
Vittheotingmnhkhngngntui
63)Cgioboemkhkh,
Vcluchyy...cdiu?
64)Nhnghochucnhhnvi,
oumc,khnuchong.
65)Vdunhdt,ctxiu,
Nhngkhinngsmmachiucyai?
(TrchCadaoVN)
66)Bgiubctuicao,
Choghemimt,cmsonghngi.
67)Lootheoemmunlmquen,
Nhngmthnqu,mlisaoy?
68)Conchimtrchmiutrncnh,
NhngkhngchclmhiManh.
69)Tricngchnmngngtlmmi,
Xaypthnhruchngxnsay!
70)Muvngtatriduta,
Chngphiduchua,lingtngon..
71)Mahtrhoachiy,
Trilnhnghtnhntrongveo.
72)ilngnnaquny,
Ungchungbtncitmngithng
73)Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
74)Thngchpnixchthng,
Bitmtch,thngtvng.
75)Mnhugtmcthny,
Trngngngchoton,thvndtdy
76)Cnhhnghygngcaobay,
Biduynmilitraotaychhng.
77)Miconmunlychng,
Coni!Mcngmtlngnhcon.
78)Trichnmutrnghtrtnhiu,
Lilvthuctraulng.
79)AnhtraiCaoBnghigiHthnh,
Mnnghi,emcnchxa.
80)EmlcgiTribtxu,
NhngquaubpngiHni,
Loitrixuxlithnhngon,
ylbtcanhrtctrng.
81)Trntrnlicchui,
Vxanh,cm,htnhiuknlun.
82)Vmuvngtlinhiulong,
Cmxanhhtenvtquanhi.
83)Cycaotmtrng,
Nusng,nngngon.
84)Thmduyntithmphimu,
Htduyn:Mhp,rngvngphikh.
85)ovngemmcnghong,
irangoing,thmngtaihn?
86)pmtthemctkhoanh,
emxoctxo,bmtibnb.
1.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn
2.Hoagthmngtvm
3.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd
4.Hoagnhiutuith
5.Hoagbohiungithusang
6.Hoagsmntitn
7.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng
8.Hoagethnbnng
9.Hoaghnththngttti
10.Hoagtheonhmttri
11Hoagxinhpngthilmgai
12.Hoagmundmngdi
Hoagramtvuquy
Hoagracachathiv
Hoagtrnmitcth
Hoagi`tmbiclngthianh
Hoagtrongncmongmanh
Hoagemtrncnhgihng
Hoagtmocngoing
Hoagchngttnhthngxangi
Hoagchnghochngti
Hoagthmmtthituith
Hoagchuynnnggi
Hoagchidtlplbnsng
Hoagginhmnhmng..
II.CONVT:
Cgdbusutngy?ctr
Cgngchtcangaytcth?ch
Cglnliquanhb?clngtng
Cgthmlmmscgai?chng
Cgchngchnhhi?cbng
Cggicnhngmlikhng?cng
Cgbunbnthngdng?cko
Cgichemtheonghng?cr
Cgmchngcmang.uito,bngln,mmcngkhipgh?cmp
Cgthylvngri?cthu
Cgbaytrntrimnhmng?crng
Cgdyvirngng,
Cttingchonnhhngbanmai?
Cgthinhlu?cnc
Cgcniquacnquasng?cb
Cgihcphidng?cchp
Cglgonucngncsi?ccm
Cgbaybngtrntri?cchim
Cghtsc,ngoikhibmnh?cui
concuaxanhvconcua,concuanobnhanhhn?
congenvcongtrngcongnogiihn?
trmtrutrmc
trungnnm
trunmnba
lkhtrugi
batrumtb
himiloicmycon???12trung,4trunm,84trugi
Congkhisngthvchmchtilicch?ConTm
lllcgimkhngcu?conrn
lululucumkhngcgi?concua
1.bnchutnoibng2chn?
>>>Mickey
2.bnvtnoibng2chn?
>>>Vtkbwthibng2chn.
3.Sthbchy,bncongchyrautin?
>>>Conngi.
4.Mtconhbxchvogccy,sixchdi30m.C1biccchgccy31m,bnlmsaoconhncbic?
>>>Conhknc.
5.Minmc7thng31ngy.bncbaonhiuthngc28ngy?
>>>12thng
6.NhNamc4anhchem,3ngilntnlXun,H,Thu.bnngiemttng?
>>>tnNam
7.bnkhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?
>>>Vobng.
8.Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?
>>>nght.
9.bncbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!.
>>>1chC
10.CuhinomkhngaicthtrliVng?
>>>"Mychtrih?""Chotaohunngiiumynh"?
11.Cmtrntaymtcythcvmtcybt,lmthnobnvcmtvngtrnthtchnhxc?
>>>Vtcythci,cmcompalnv.
12.Cigtaytricmccntayphicmuncmcngkhngc?
>>>Rcichtayphi.
13.Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?
>>>Quanti.
14.Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?
>>>Bnthyainhm2mtbnsngcha?
15.TnotrongtingVitcchnmuth?
>>>chnh.
16.Bnthchngminh"Ban=Bnviminthxemno?
>>>Ba+n=B+n
17.Bnangtrongmtcucuavbnvavtquangithnh.Vybygibnangvtrnotrongonuay?
>>>Thnh.
18.Cngtrongmtcucua,bnvachyquangicuicng.Vybnangvtrno?
Cuicng.
19.Conmonocckschut?
>>>Doremon
20.Cconchutliccksmo.Conchutnovy?
>>>Konnocngs.
21.Nginngduynhttrnthgiicsalai?
>>>ngTh.
22.Cigckchthcbngconvoinhngchngnnggramnoc?
>>>Bngconvoi
23.Conmocgmkhngbtkconvtnoc?
>>>Tingkuvimokon.
24.Ticcmthmrngnhngkhngccimingnoc?Tilai?
>>>Daochtnc,cyca,bco...
25.Lmthnoconcuacchnhchn?
>>>luc
26.AgiBbngbc,BgiClngni,CkuDlcu,DkuEld,EkuFlch,FgiZlcon.
HiAgiZbngg???
>>>Mm
27.BctranhnngMnalisa,ngipnykhngcg?
>>>Kocchnmy
28.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?
>>>2W.
29.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?
>>>9ngi.
33.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?
>>>70.
31.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?
>>>Wedim.
32.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?
>>>9^9.
33.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchoc
bnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?
>>>chongthnh.
34.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmst
anggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?
>>>Stchtiri.
35.Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?
>>>Than.
36.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?
>>>Hmwa,hmnay,ngymai,ngymt,ngaykia,ngyn
37.Tonhlnnhtthgii?
>>>Nhnc.
38.Thngnongnnhttrongnm?
>>>bat.
39.Cuhinombnphitrli"c"?
>>>nhvnchc.
40.Loichnonhycaobngtonhcaonhtthgii?
>>>Ttcccloivnhkobitnhy.
41.Aicnhdingutin?
>>>ravcsn.
42.Tisaostnthtsng?
>>>bitnuchn.
43.Congcnaukhhnhucaocbvimhng?
>>>Conrtbauchn.
44.Mtphnangmuatitimngkim.Ngibnhngchogi:"Gicamtlmihaixu,gicabnmitlhaimitxu,vgica
mttrmmibnlbamisuxu."!Ctamunmuagvyta?
>>>muasnh.
45.Ccnhngkhngcminglg?>>>Cio.
46.Tilunmanggiying.Tilai?>>>konnga.
47.Bnlmvicgutinmibuisng?>>>mmt.
48.Tichudukhpthgiimtivnnguynmtch,tilai?>>>konteem.
49.Haiconchanglangthangcngvin.Conchtrngtnen,conchentnTrng.Namthychngdthng,linthytribanhraxarira
lnh"en,ilmtribanh"...bnconchnosilm?
>>>NamslmdpchykokpvNamphichcachng.
50.2ngimtln,mtbilnnhmtquni.Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnl
ai?
>>>m.
51.Bnc"chiu"nocththctrng7ngymvnkhngthiung?ngm.
52.Tic4cichn,1cilng,nhngkhngccth.Tilai?kigh.
53.Chngminhcongi=condCongi>thntin>tinthn>trckh>Mi>cond.
54.Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlonnhc.
55.C1ngimunlmquenvi1cgi,linchylihitn,cgini:
Anhhymxemtronggicbaonhiucybpthkhcbittnti.
Ngicmc12cybp,hicgitng?TNga.
56.C1cgingitathnggiltamgic,hicgitng?ThanhKiu.
12lttribplng,tngltnga,cytnTNga
LcLongQungpuCu?(trnrnghaydibin)
2ngiiunhauthchmugnht?
BcaSnc3ngicon,ngith1tniSn,ngith2tnTrungSnhingicnlitng?
Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?Tuinlmgckhi
Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?Cmbabngc2tay
Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?Bnchukhichimbayinh
Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?Concaconmo(cngilmocon).
Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?Consng
Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?Vyllphctrongtrimci.
Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?Tnglai...
Cigbnkhngmnmtr?Licmn...
Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?Ngymai...
Volcnothnghg13ting?Llcbnnnemnghisa...
Lcltngntra?Saubansng.
Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?2qu
Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?9ngi(baogm6ngicontrai,1ccongiv
bm).
Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?Quedim(Bnphibtquedimlntrcthmithpcnhngdngccnlich).
Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnh
haybtkdngcngncnovochu)?Choc2votlnhngthnhrichochungvomtchu.
Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstang
gingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phngbav3nmkonthnchasnlmcng
cht.
Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnay,ngymai.
c10conb,nhngtrongkhichcphpxy9cichung,ccbanhythitkchunglmsao9cichungmnhtc10conbnha,nh
lhohcgitconnoc?
Ctaymchngcchn
Tuyrngcc,cthnthiuu
Nghebiquanhnhcu
"Vnhdimquacugobay"cio
inm,ngnm,nginm,nmthng???cichn
Cignmthng,ngthnm???bnchn
Mgaigc,contrcu:cybi
Cygdinht:cys
Qugtonht:qut
Htgdinht(lnhngg)
c15conb,nhtvo4chung,saochoscontrongmichunglsl!
3chungmichung5con,chungcuicngtonhtbaobclyc3chung
Trnlngdilng,phnglnngm(Lg)Lconmt
Mtlmchaib,chnhgiaccilhngn(lcig?)Lciming
Chturcda,
Xngtrngnhma,
Htvnhra,
Khenngonkhenngt?(Cyg?)cyma
2/Mnhtrnlnglicongcong,
Tvngcunqutconsnggiatri,
Ngyngydogtichi,
Btconlongthghongithycung(Cig?)
3/Buthmcmthn
Builgingsngcnnini
nguynranhmnhnhti
Bnihyonthcoichg?co==>c==>o
4/nhembtteo
Bqumchiucmnchthng
Vonhmyemlnln
Chyuanhthchthmhuynchoem(Chg?)
5/Cpkhaia
Duynngu
Mcchuu
Chmchmmtmt(Cig?)
6/Emvnduynngangtri
Quahtthcongi
Trtrulimangbu
Sanhconnuitrnu
Cnglnggnhchuhorurutgan
Tikhisckitthntn
Bngitanbtcnconyu.(Cyg?)
Nmngngichungmtbn
nglovicnc,ngtoanvicnh
Bnngtuimilnba
Cnmtnggi,tuichlnhaibntay
Nngbanmtachahbbn
Mamtngysaobnnxatacibng
anhquglmminhiukhe.....anhhu`ngha`okitthongnghechydiqumn
qugmtlnhbntay,cnvomtming,byngyrngqum
qugcakdigian,bdznhnthyhoangtnbdubtqutang
qugcangmyru,muhsuymuhyuvsugpbaqutim
qugccmccb,ngtincmtchanhanhmaquph
Baanhchungmtvnhkhn
Llemchngchtbnkhonnh
Lathiutchngkuca
Smchiubabagiptanolng(Lcig?)king3chn
Congdigmdigh
Nmxuynquahtlngkiaxny
Cumchngctay
Cnnhbmtngaygialng(cong?)
Mibconnhovconng
Chgmthtllng
Ctutnmtloibng
Ctuitnmtloith:ch"chng"
Mnhmmcoxanh
Liemaibcvnquanhbnmnh
Trnhnilphtcukinh
Hutrongquntdmnhrachinemchua
Mtcgibntraicamnhrng:emthnhanhtrliccusau
cigmtonhquchui,emcmci1lclncnchyra.
Tuibncgicmcig??????quekem
CGIchngmnhCUTH2,NUANHTRLICEMSHNANHLNMhiiiiiiiiii
Emanhcigcaemmkhiemcnchalychngthcinhbnhngkhilychngnlirnghn?
mnhbnlcigcacgi?
khicgivchngingcychngmnhnhsau:
C3bctranhnhsau
bctrangthnhtl:v2chngcaobimbnnhauv1tncht.
bctrangth2l:v2tnsamuraiukimvinhauv1tncht.
bctrangth3l:v1ngiphnmangthai.
chngyu,anhhytm4tthchhpnilnnghaca3bctranh?
mnhccbn4tlnhngtg?
Anhhngb,anhhngkhn,
Sngrngngyraticacngmn.
Mingngon,vtlcngnmm,
Trailng,gittcngchn.(cngvyn???)conrui
2.Nninhthvchng
Ciuchngraing,aib
Thamnthknhtnh
Ckho,thtlucemraplin(lg?)ia
1.Hoagthphngro
Tndongitemnobitu
Natinnatcvsao
Nghetnaigichorulngemhoadmbt
2.Bachmbynilongong
Hoagntmdpdnhtrnsng?hoabo
3.Chngnu
Rugnmt
Lngcngcoqup
Mnhyrthng(lcong?)contm
4.Sngtrongnccngbitbay
Chngphitmcayss(lcong?)conccung
5.Nglngchothgianngi
Ngiritrlikungibttrungtmphn
Cngviccanginyrtgingvimtconcua.Mtlunnhnvphatrc,nhngchnlichyngangnhconcuavy.Cnhvyrtnhiuln,
phmvinghnghiphotngcangchlngthngkhong50m.Nhngnglngirtquantrong,khngththiuvngng?Vyngtal
ai???ngtrngtibin
1)Camdnghgm,dbl............camsnh
2)Biaicngthchnmsbnl...............binmroi
3)Tricyctngigicml...............!
4)Bmkhngaidmstil............bao
5)Bvinhdmanghngil.............bng
6)Chuikhngbthngdngl............chuibom
7)Loitricymngihixunrtkhoil.............!
8)Tricydutmkhngsthiul...........u
9)Tricydngdtmayqunocl...............quvi:quvi
mnhccuvuimunthamgiacngccbn,cucamnhl:
ngyutinmnhcuuc6concmtu,ngyhmsaucuc9concmtui,ngyhmsaunacuc8concmtmtna.hi3ngy
mnhcucbaonhiuconc.kocucconno
Haimsinhbamicon
chungmcnsinhsnhnhau
nhnhaucnhtrnu
mtconmxt,scunhngi32qunctng
Thubemchaisng
ntuinachng,mtpnhhoa
Ngoihaimituigi
Qubamituilimcrahaisng.chhng
3.Vanmvingiln
Nghingqualcliibnthtu
Trongbngcctingku
Hnhnhiqunnhthnyconltt
lcong?
4.Vth,vv,vnh,vtm
Vntsnlm,haynthtsng
lg?
5.Mnhtrndalitrngxinh
Hnngnmnhthnngcra
lg?bnhrn
1)Trongquncafnc1anhchngngi1mnhvctipvinminnichuyn,hianhtng?thanhnyni:tnanhlNHAISNG.Hianh
tatngvy?NhtTrng
2)Tnemmtcgilai
Nhngmkhngphilaityhaytu
Hemtnmttricy
anhchemytng???oMaiLin
Tayvvmtrunrun
Anhbtldianhltrn
Cnngsngcnngrn
Vahisckhovahaongtin.ccbnlhnhngg?htthuclo
Mtsngn,cmtthintingnbus,chuynmngchlchuynth6,,tchuyn1>6,ngwanstcnhsau:
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61.Tcgi_T_L_T
mnhccunyccbngiidmnha:
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62.Tcgi::h2t_spt
1)Tm1stnhin,bitrngtngcanvccchscanbng2359?
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pn_1)23452)20033)
63.Tcgi::huma
1,hongthnggihonghubngg
2,concuatmcnghaicng,bimtmthibmychn?
3,trnmtchicthuyncbaconttenvbaconttcngngivinhau.Hitrnthuyncbaonhiungi?
pn:
1,bngmm
2,bthttnhinc4chn
3,2ngi:bconttenvbcontt
64.Tcgi::
NhbchcEinSteinchobt,trnthgiinychc2%sngilgiicbiny.Bncnmtrongs2%nhngngithngminhnhttrn
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2)Trongminhcmtngi,mingicquctchkhcnhau.
3)Mingithchungmtloinckhcnhau,mingihtmtloithuclkhcnhauvnuimtloivtkhcnhautrongnhcamnh.
Cuhitral:Ainuic?Bitrng:
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b.NgiThuinnuich.
c.Ngianmchthchungch.
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pn:
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66.Tcgi:BngNhi
Nghetnrtimngm
TngibaybngbnbNgnGiang
Ngugaigcdcngang
Sutilnltbhoangrnggi(Cyg)
pn:Cymy(tiuthlangthang)
Cu2)Hoagchnvolcclng?
pn:Hoangtin(tiuthlangthang)
Cu3)Congcti3u,3ui,v8cichn?
pn1:Rnhnga(tun_123)
pn2:Chimcmo(tiuthlangthang)
Cu4)Ccconvt,(kcconngi)aubnhrimicht,nhngcconlingcli,chtrimibnh.Congklvyta?
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Cu5)Thngnotrongnmphntninht
pn:Thng2(tiuthlangthang)
Cu6)Nhngngiutocgil"Th",vynhngngimttocgilg?
pn:idin(luusquare)
XemChiTit
67Tcgi::~Atula~
1.mingitmrac2chtrongdu3chmnh
E,R,T,Y,U,I,...,D,F,G,H,J,K,...
Mtengii:chOvL(nhntrnbnphmthccbnshiu)
2.ngimnmnayhnngicon21tui,6nmnathtuiconbng1/5tuim
Hingichagiangu?
Sugiiri:ngichaangbnngim,vgiirahintingiconang9thng>>>ngichakobnngimthlmsaosau9thngngi
conrai
68.Tcgi::BngNhi
1/
Githcbbb
Congingth,rngtoctoloa
Ngoixanhtrongtrngnhng
nngcngchung,nbcngyu_Tricau(Endlessgii)
2/
Ccaocthpnhngaithy..
Ctocnhnhngaiso....
Cchuacngtnhngainm..._Gingni(Endless)
3/
Thnemvatrngvatrn
Bcimibclimngtchn_Vinphn(Gik)
4/
Cigkhibnmuanmuen,khixinmu,khibnmuxm_Than(Endless)
5/
Titrtyumtcgitcvng
Trnmnhnnglunphchickhntang
Tibitrngrixannglkh
Cucitignchtvitcnng.
Vynnglai?
_iuthuc_(~Atula~)
69Tcgi::h2t_spt
Gianhngch:
1)Lkr?
Dikhongngntay,
mngaymnga,
mngiccha,
mngikhng,
mcnng,
mcnb,
Ngigi,connttm.=>citmxarng(susu)
2)
Concgcxemltonht?(mo)=>conccn
Gianhngsuylun:
Timthno,c3ngilng:
+++LngA:lngnhngngichnitht.
+++LngB:lngcanhngnginidi.
+++LngC:lngcanhngngiluc(nuhni2nidungthsc1nidungngv1nidungsai)
Mthm,titrmcuha,anhthungtrcangngixemtruynhnhtrctipmttrnbngrthpdnthbngchunginthoireovang.
An,nghnngaychchngti,lngtiangchy.
Nhnglngno?
LngC.
inthoicpmy.
Trnbnganghpdn,mcnghtscphnvnkhngbittinnghaysai?
Anhtaphilmgy?Liuccicuhaikhngvinlngno?
=>cvicngixembng(Mten)
GianhngTon:
Tmstiptheocadys:
122/31/22/7...chcntnhtontthui!
=>2/11(susu)
PostedbyBngNhi
1/
Cmtngvuanitingccvmtvquanithnmthmvuagntiquanithnvbtquanithnphicht,bncnhngvuacho
quanithnchncichtvyquanithnchncichtkiuno?
_Chtgi(Hoangduccuonggii)
2/
Vi5s0vttccckhiutonhclmthnothucktqul120?
(OkievBMWgii)
3/
Mnhtnhthc2,tncthcmt,vtrthkocvynl?
_Ch"n"(TTLTgii)
4/
Cgnhnht?
(Clng=>cngl)(Su)[color="Red"][b]
5/
Tmimsaitrongcu"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm"_
Khoesckhonotkhoescthm(Sugii)
6/
Mtnhhaicanhnhau,
Chnghphnbit:cngvo,cngra.
Sutilngithongqua,
Camhtgichnhchttheo_
Mi(TTLTgii)
CHNGMINH:4=5
Tac:
20=20
2545=1636
=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2
Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:
5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2
(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2
=>59/2=49/2
=>5=4
PostedbyBngNhi
1/
Ccbnhytmgimmnhtntngcpconvtmkhinilitn2convtsra1cpconkhc.
Vd:Concuaconrng=concngconra
TtcccpnhplcaccbnmnhsPostln,thxemcbaonhiucpconvtthvnhthnh.Mnhxinitrcbngmyconny:
1/Concuaconrng=concngconra
2/Conccconso=conscconco
3/Concoconb=conboconc
4/Conscconc=concccons
5/Consconbo=conbconso(Alan)
6/Conbconnhng=connhngconb(Mten)
Mimingitiptc
2/(Mten)
Mtthngikoko,hintng?
Mingisuyttinmnha,csdngnili
Thngi=ithng=ikhngcong=cngkhngi=cngkhnghai=hikhngcong=hithng=thngHi
3>
Lmtnmchmtcon
Xanaychngyng,tymimin
Nghetnthinhuking
Ging,giculithmgingi?(cong)
_Conh(Neverletgo)
4>
Hiem,emcmyngh
Khinchothinhmesaymngy
Xo,xpnn,bpchuyntay
Thntntnuqungilcno?
nhskipbitsao
Thngemanhnhngxaoxaottlng_
Bbi(kiplangthang)
5>
Chnglpmthnhmi
Chngcymmcu
Githtrngphauphau
Nonthenkinkt(Cig)_
Mitc(Mten)
6>
Cigmchaiu,
Ctrmconmt,mangbulinmin.
Milnemlcnhnghing,
Khngmmvntingrumdudng_
Civng(Kimalone)
CUHICHOBIBN"THNGBOYNGBT"
1.Cygtrngtrongvn
Licntrngctrngingmihay_CYCHUI
2.Khicnthtanmdi
Khngcnkhngnmcichihing_QULUN
3.Cqumchngccy
nvotcrut,nhngaytrngi_QUM
CuhichobiHuyck:
whichsentenceisright,whichoneiswrong(anyoneinfirst5peopleanswerscorrectlywillbeawarded)
1Heisaverycarefuldriver
2Heisanextremelycarefuldriver
3Heissocarefuladriver
4Heisadrivercarefulenough
5Heisarathercarefuldriver
6Heisquiteacarefuldriver
7Heissuchacarefuldriver
8Heistoocarefuladriver
9Heisanunexpectedlycarefuldriver
Ans:Ttcusaivthiuduchmcuicu
Cuhichobilong_c_nng:
Cu1:
ngkiaichmua,ngmuag(g),rau(r),chu'i(c),khingmuaxongrithngiba'nno'itngcngl20$,nggiamihitisaomc'wa'!th
ngbntrli:
gmchnrau9$,gcngrauthimchnchui16$,vytngcngl20$
vyraubaonhiu?gbaonhiu?chu'ibaonhiu??
G:13.5$
Rau:4.5$
Chui:2$
CU2::
1/ncNhtngitathungciukhichonhau.TrongmtbaticNhtmtvkhchncngoimc630lnciunhvy.
bnbitcbaonhiungithamgiabatickhiaicngciuchonhau.
Gisngiln:
=>Scchchn2ngichonhaul:
nC2=n(n_1)/2=630
n^2n630*2=0
n=36ngi
2/Mtnginngvmtnginbnichuynvinhautrongmtlhihatrang:
"Tithtral1nginb"ngihatrangthnh1cowboynivy.
"Tithtral1nginng"ngihotrangthnhmtnngtinnivy.
Nunhctnht1nginidithailnng,ailnb?Giithch.
C2ngicngnidi
=>ngihatrangthnh1cowboylnng,ngihotrangthnhmtnngtinlnb
3/Bnhythvmnhnhmtchnghipscanmvmungiicumtccngchaxinhptuyttrnmphichinuvimtconrnglac
1000ciu.Vimtchiubncthcht1,17,21hoc33ciucaconrngnhngsaukhichtthtciubchtsmcra10,14,0hay40
ciukhcna(tytheosumbncht:11017142103340).Nunhbnchttciucuicngcanthmihcnvlc
bncthmccngchadimlkiavdinh.
Bnschtnhthnohcconrnglangght?
C2cch:
Cch1:utinchm47ln21u,cnli13uchm1ci,=>mcln10=>sulcnyl22u,chm21u,sauchmnt1ucnli
lOk
Cch2:46lnutin,milncht21ciucan(tccht46*21=966ci)Cnli34ci.Saucht33ci,cn1ci.Nmcthm40ci
na,sulcnyl41ci.Cht17ci,ncn24ciu,mcthm14ciuna,chotilcnysul38ci.Lntiptheocht21thcn
17ciu.Vcht1nhtnalOk
4/Diylmtcuhibngmtm.Bnchcntrlicuhilc
HGTIGTHGUTNOKARGAJKJUIJAUITNATMJUTMTGE?
Chcn1,2phtmthi
5/Nunha1=b+2=c3=d+4=e5ththeobnchcinollnnht:a,b,c,dhaye?Giithch?
Theobi:"a1=b+2=c3=d+4=e5"tac:
a1=b+2=>ab=2+1=3>0=>a>b(1)
a1=c3=>ac=13=2abd=42=2>0=>b>d(3)
c3=e5=>ec=53=2>0=>e>c(4)
T(1),(2),(3)v(4)=>e>c>a>b>d
Vyelnnht
6/Nhngngicmttrongmtbaticnchgm2hngngi.Mtloichbitnidivloikiachbitnitht.Mtngitrongkvibn
rnganhtavanghecmtcuchuyncamtnginbn,nginbnycngcmttrongbatic,trongbtatnhnmnhl
ngichbitnidi.Theobnthanhtaniththaynidi?Giithch.Chcvuiv.
Nubtalnginitht==>btatnhnmnhlnginidilnidi
Nubtalnginidi==>btanitht
=>anhangnidi
Vuanomtstens?MaiHc
2.Vuanotrongbuihnvicha?LCngUn.
3.Tngnobgyphvua?_QuangTrung
4.TngnodngbtnhlaVngThng?_NguynTri
5.Ngaaiphunlayng?ThnhGing
6.VoiainhldngHogiang?BTriu
7.Kimaitrliravng?LLi
8.SngairnVQuangthuno?_CaoThng
9.Cnaiimchongbo?LLai
10.Nlusnhvianhhonhngai?HaiBTrng,BTriu
11.Nhthlnonui?CaoBQut
12.TngTuchuingchydiBcphng?_ThotHoan
13.TngNamchngthitphongvng?_TrnBnhTrng
14.Rclngngng,thipnghechnghicha?MChu
15.Anhhngithngnga?QuangTrungNguynHu
16.ngdukhixng,bnbanhngngy?PhanBiChu
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22.HngVngQuctnthu?
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31.Aisinhtrmtrngngbo?MuC
32.BnhKhichchiuctraochongi?
33.TySncntngti?BiThXun
34.CnVngchngPhpbyxta?DuyTn
35.TngnhHtBncnh?_oDuyT
36.Khcngmchinhphailtcnhn?anthim
37.Vuanosthicngthn?LNgaTriu
38.NhvnvitchuynTTmtrtnh?
39.ThiNguynchngPhpdybinh?iCniCung
40.HNinhtngcvthnhvongthn?HongDiu
41.VuanomnghipnhTrn?TrnCnh
42.Nugnghiutdinmlutruyn?
43.CnglaovnhcNguynThuyn?
44.Lngdanhduynhidinhinlai?NguynCngTr
45.NhthsngVbitti?
46.VuanochngPhpbyoxa?HmNghi
47.Ngynoknimnga?
48.Binthytinbitlichadnd?NguynTri
49.MLinhxydngc?BTriu
51.HydanhhongGiaLong?Nguynnh
52.Tngnohngkhilngngthugi?LvnDuyt
53.RngthingktnghauC?LcLongQun
55.inocchcLcHu?HngVng
57.DanhnhothunggiTrngTrnh?NguynBnhKhim
59.mDTrchncuydanh?DTrchVngTriuQuangPhc
60.Sdngchmnnhkhngthnhtquan?ChuVnAn
63.VuanodngdiMinh?AnDngVng
65.NgynotryhinHng?103
67.NinongtrSnTinh?TnVin
68.Sngnoghplibtdanhthiho?Sng,Thubn
69.Gcngunhaich"ngbo"?MuCrabctrmtrng
70.BnbatchcphongtrongDu?PhanBiChu
71.Hmthingtrnngchinkhu?HongHoaThm
72.VuanothnhlphithTaon?LThnhTng
73.DpThanhgivnggiangsn?QuangTrung
74.Thittriunml,khintnnghipL?LNgaTriu
75.Hagianggitrnlith?BTriu
77.Mngrathntngvuano?AnDngVng
78.BnhChim,dpTng,Ltronidanh?LThungKit
80.Trngnguyntngxuvmnhhoasen?McnhChi
84.Ltriusksonthnh,hNg?NgThNhm
86."VnTin"tcgilomlai?NguynnhChiu
87.iTnitingtti?TXut
90.SnhduyncngchaNgcHn,vuano?QuangTrung
91.ThinhnnilonhCao?CaoBQut
92.Xythnhply,holai?oDuyT
93.HPhanlnhnkhmsai?PhanHuyCh
94.Phngkhuvngtingthuynchi,tngt?TrngChiMyNuong
95.ngylngtingdanhs?HiThngLnngLHuTrc
96.LithditchbnbHagiang?BTriu
98.AmMyndtchngmnglidanh?NguynBnhKhim
99.MaxunnophqunThanh?_KDu
1.Gnmtthcmbckhngqua>Lcichi_Bnchn
2.ithngngthng>Lcichi_bnhxe
3.Haigmtmgio
Mcodab
Thpthcal>Lcongnh_Concua
4.VthvvvnhvtmVntsnlm,haynthtsng>Hchc,lcig_Tht
5>Ccptnhnhndtnhaurabsngththbnnhau
chnghinng"emmuncngichngnhthno?"
nngththp:"emychngmonggiusanghayhtxong.Emchmunngichnthtvyuemlri"
Vchththilmchngtiunghurithdi"anhkohpviemu,hytmngikhcidanhrtyuem."
Rianhdngdy,khpkhingivbmccgihtlixinli.
Hibnvsaoanhtalmnhvy?v"li"ylg?_Anhtacchntht
CuhichobiOkie_xinmailabanthan
Mtnhbohimtnhtonhcnmnayngbaonhiutui
Cutrliyhmhnh
Tuitibngtngccchscatuivnmsinh
pn:::Gistuicangl10a+b,nmsinhsl19cd
200619cd=10a+b
Tac:1+9+c+d+a+b=10a+b
Rtgnlil:10+c+d=9a>10+c+dchiahtcho9(1)
cvdl2chst09,vthtngcachnglnnhtsl18
==>10+c+dnmtrongkhongt1028(2)
(1)v(2)suyra:10+c+d=18hoc27
>c+d=8hoc17
==>a=2hoc3
Xttrnghpa=3:
200619cd=30+b
>nmsinhsnmtrongkhong19701976,vtng2chscuiphi=17
==>koctrnghpnonhth>loi
Vyachcth=2,vnmsinhsnmtrongkhong19771986
Tngca2scuiphil8,chc1980lthomnttciukintrn
20061980=26
1+9+8+0+2+6=26
>Nhtonhcsinhnm1980,vatrn26tui
CucaTiuThLangThang:
1/
xuingcngcxuivnvngvng
itriptnghinngang
Mtumtuirithmsc
Vnmtloichimrtngangtng=>Non(Su)
ucuinhnhau
thgiankiaaingipnht???=>Gng(BroTCT)
Bunnhiukhngem?
Mtduinh
ybin,vcthmtien
Cnnunhthmvohngsc
ththnhtnmtloiqu,rtquen^^=>Su(BroTCT)
Cthtmtrongchnytnca3convtv1vt.Chj`th???
=>Ch"Cuc"(endless)hocch"Cc"
GiPhtGiy
Hythmvo1chduynhtc3tmi(Phicnghaynh)
=>Chkim(Kimgi,kimpht,kimgiy)
Bangenbng
Cngbidng
Sngbntphng
Cbayrr.
ccbnbithnymiutvicg?
Koikolilngnhngsutm_Ttnc(BrocHnh)
Thntrngnhtthn
Yphcthmda
Sinhvngnng
Tngsnh_Pho(Saochi)
Cngthngcngquchcngaobinh
onqunvybcchungquanhmyvng
ngditptrnhacng
Gpcngingtthnhtrongtim_nlng(Saochi)
Nhvungbtkniu
MttrmngikhchbnTusangchi
Nginokhngmththi
Aimcmthlinhlin_Hpdim(lola87)
Thnganhchngdmmmi
Riylnbnganhngikhthn_Xmxe(Tend)
Khngnthi
nrithbtri_Baob
Sngsngmnggiatri
Chngcnmigithinhcngn(Cig?)_Cich
Cscchngmcpngi
Mlmnobngngiimihay
Thmnngthithayngay
Vabnliptingxanayn(Chg?)_La_La
Bnciich
Cthmangnng,cthiikhng
Haicthhuphng
Haiclitinphngxavi(Chg)_Quninhndn
mtvngqucncmthongtbithtlclccnnh.Khivvuabngh,triunhmuntmvhongt.Saukhithngbotitonbdn
chngthchaingincungvuatnhnlconrutcavua.Saumthibnbc,triunhquytnhyucu2ngichothmuth1ngi
ng,cn1ngikong.Ngingthmubchmu.Ngikongthmuclnngivua.
Tisaolicchuyn?_ngvuabbnhmukhngng(lplayer+lola87)
Milm,misuttti
nbamituikhngchngchtqueo?(Lg?)_Mttrng(Saochi)
Ngithmttc,datrngnhng
uimhoa,chnicmt_Cygi(Saochi)
KhngMinhGiaCt
Lpbtc
nggiadinhc
Chocctrnemmnhtinp_Connhn
Hngtrmcil,vstrcon
uachyvngtrnchennhauchuixung_Cisnggo(lola87)
Chutaybcltcangi
Thntngyguckhngliththan
Quanmkipsngiutn
Sinhra1lconngoannidng_cunlch(Saochi)
Ththnchc1mnh
Chngconkhngc,mtmnhqunhhiu_Qu,cysuring(saochi)
VnquxaTht
Aiaicnggitnlconquan
Dclngvicnclotoan
yviphmcthgiantnhiu(cig)_Cini(Saochi)
12/
Ngyxaemhnghng
Emilychngembqucha
Ngysautuihcgi
Quchngemb,quchaliv(cig)_Nit(Sadeyes)
13/
Chnchngnt,ctchngntri
Llnggiatrimeobtp(qug)_Qubi(Saochi)
Cnduynnhphnphimu
Htduynmhprngvngphikh(lg)Bpng(Broh2t)
Bthotrngovng
Lnthciophilndaxanh
Bththtphthyphanh
Lnthchtchm,anhcyg_Cymng,tre(BrocHnh)
TnghpcccukhngjngainnkonghngdoOpsphtminh!
1.Medusabhgcbikhoahchayphpthut?
=>C2.Phpthutltiasngha,khoahcltmgng.
2.insvodu??:11?21314151?1?1?19....
=>Quilut111213141516...
Ghp3slintipvo1nhm.
3.lnhAiCphnhqunlnThNhKvhthydngsngtrntri.Tisaovy?
=>lma,AiCpquanhnmkocmavkhiAiCphngmnhrithivicixmchimlttyu,voqunvinchinhutinlnphabc
kokhingngngkhigpma.AiCprtquncnnnhngngilnhchorngldngsngphhcathnlinh.
4.H,ST,BoGmuangil,chngnhnthy1connaiangbthngbnsng.Connoginhcconnaivy?iukinltngch1
conquac!
=>H.Hkosnc.
5.ThnChtscongnht?
=>ch.Chthchxngvthnchtton......
6.Viccchthahcsau:bari,canxi,Uranium,oxi,luhunh.Ngitachtothnhcng1thnhhngnscithinsckhevcht
lngconngitrnthgii.lgvybn?
=>BariOxit=BaO,Canxioxit=CaO,LuhunhUrani=SU.
Ghp3chtac:Baocao....
7.Tisaoconngichyulthuntayphi?
=>taytrigntimhntayphi=>>taytribov,tayphitncng(lcisnth)
Dndvsau,taytricmkhing,tayphicmkim,dnntaytricngngycngbthng.
8.tmbphnsau:mt,clngmp,en,cmngmngtrongsutbov,tptrungnhiudythnkinhvsgycmgicaurtvxutra
chtdchkhibtipxc.
=>mt.
TCGINGTHANH.
1/Ltrig?
Cr,cr,cr
Khenailtchocuhnnm
Khpngihnmcylng
Nmchichngng,philngrangoiBpNg
2/Lcig?
Trnlngdilng
TilnglmmtiMt
3/Lmg?
Haitaybnglykhkh
Bngthbodrngtvo
tvonsnglmsao
Rpln,rpxungntroncra
>>>nMa
4/Lcig?
Lngemcayngquanhnm
Khingi,khing,khinmnghnhngang
Ccanhccbctronglng
Gpemthlivivngnngniu
Vngemaukhtrmchiu
Tuyrngcayngnhngnhiungimiucy
5/Lcig?
Bnchnchongchng
Haibngknhau
Cmgiaphaocu
NghininghinliCixay
6/Lcig?
Bnctrongtnhmira
Datrngngunghniquamtrng
Vuaquantnngntnngn
Cungvnthngnhcncurmchn
7/Chngthicoithiplai
Chngbunchnglithoikhngtha
Htbunchnglirtra
Cngychngttibabnln.
Thipthnitingcln
Chngcntht,htcnththi
Hngngyhngthnglinhi
Cngythipcngquyhinghatrang.uvideo
Nngemln
temxung
Dngchnra
ThahmbpVcsungvaatsungdeban??
Bygisngcngbngkhng
Thiricikiplmchng,lmcha
Chodcsngtigi
Chodbottcnglcngtoi
Bygiphottngi
Giaticnli.....mtvinctrongGsngthin
10/kachimcu
Thtrathtvo
Quacicanh
ikmtingku
>>>nghqulccconchimbogi
11/Chmchmmtmt,tvoltrn
Haisilng***,cidicingn.
>>>Hnhngxukim
12/Thnemvatrnglivamm
Vabntayp
Anhmmitlnmitxunglntitnhtra
>>>Cibnhxphng.
13/Ccthttvoltht,
Mttaystmttaysu.
tvomtlclulu,
Rtraci"chch"
nhnnhaumci!
>>>Chotremb.
14/Tiangnmsauh,
Smsmanhtianhtira,
Rianhmitlit,mitla.
Anhlmtcngitathny
>>>Cihnmidngmidao.
15/Xinxinbagcxocba
dithiumtmingda..
Phnhrabagcdacnthiu
Khpliibnthtvntha.
>>>Ciqutgiy.
16/Trinngnnemphitrn
Didimtgycmvothn
Taykiavnnm,thnemngoy
Quntsngtunchn.
>>>Ciquttrn.
17/Thnembamnh
Mcchicomongmanh
Phcvccanh
Trntinhthntimt
>>>Cnhqutcy.
18/Trnbngda,dibngda
tvothmrtralnhlng.
>>>Cigngtaybngda.
19/memthtchcvolng
Anhln,anhgiemlalongtri.
(Emlcigccbci)
>>>Cynghita.
20/Bnctronghuynmira
L...thtrng***nhhoaraucn
nghuyntnngn,tnngn
emB...***thngvoL...bnc
(lcigccbci)
>>>Rtnctrvochn.
21/Mingemanhpv.Ldianhnhi.
Rianhhtanhh,anhsng
Anhsngrianhbemchv
>>>Htthuclo.
22/Tayvvmtrunrun
Anhbtldianhltrn
Cnngsngcnngrn
Vahisckhovahaongtin
>>>Cnglhtthuclo.
23/Trnlngdilng,phnglnngm(Lg)
>>>Lconmt.
24/Mtlmchaib,chnhgiaccilhngn(lcig?)
>>>Lciming.
*Tilcig?Tuidikhnggngangtay,ctrangimbimttmlngu.Tithnghotngtrongmtmitrngnng,mtvicc
ththt.Khihotng,ticytiyluinhpnhng...Khixongvic,tithnglimtlpbttrng.Thngmtngytihotng13ln,
nhng,ticthay,ckhitikhngcdngti.
>>>Bnchinhrng.
*C2bnrtlukhnggpnhau.Tianhcthnichotibittuica3ngicontilbaonhiukhng?"
"Chcchnri,nhnganhcnphicungcpchotimtsthngtinvchng".
"Tchcatui3atrnhtil36"
Tngtuicaccatrnhtingbngscasngkia"chacaltrtrlivataychvpha1tonnhcnhchhangng.
"Ticnthmthngtinna!"
"alnnhtcmtmuxanh"
Hi:Tuica3aconlbaonhiu??
pn:Cctrnghptuica3anhsaochotchbng36vtnh(cthsinhi,sinhba):
4+3+3=10
6+3+2=11
6+6+1=13
9+2+2=13
9+4+1=14
12+3+1=16
18+2+1=21
36+1+1=38
Cncvocctngtrnvgi2,scas,suyratngl13thmicndkin3.
Gith3,alnnhtcmtmuxanhtcl2ngiconcnlicmtkhngphimuxanh.Taloitrnghp661vnuctrnghpnyc
nghala1va2sinhi,nnkhngthnianylnhnakiac(trivigicangicha).Vy:922.
ontui.
*ngnibothngchu:
Nhmnhcbaconb.Nuninhntuicabaconbvinhauthcpsl2450.Nunicngtuibaconbli,thcpslchiudi
cahngrokia.Vychucbit,baconbcanhmnhbaonhiutuikhng?
Thngchu,mangngaycithcchyravnochiudicaro.oxongnchyvonivingni:
Nhngiungnivichuvncharrng.
!Phiri!Niqunmtiu.Conbginhtthuani1tui,vtuicabaconbkhcnhau.
1ngnibaonhiutui?
2Ccconbbaonhiutui?
3Hngrodibaonhiumt?
pn:MTV
2450=7*7*5*5*2.
=>>ccnhmtui:
35,35,2=72
25,14,7=66
35,14,5=54
50,49,1=100
70,35,1=106
50,7,7=64
49,10,5=64
70,7,5=82
49,25,2=76
Vychiudihngro=64m(2tng=64)chonnthngchumithcmc:
"Nhngiungnivichuvncharrng".
"Tuicabaconbkhcnhau".
Loitrnghp:50,7,7
1ngni50tui
2Tuiccconb:49,10,5.
3Hngrodi64mt.
Tuicangicha>tuingicon30tui.
10nmnatuingichagp3tuingicon.
Hihinnayngichabaonhiutui?
pn:
altuichahinti
a30latuiconhinti
10nmsau:
tuichala+10
tuiconla30+10=a20
tacpt:
a+10=(a20).3
a+10=3a60
2a=70
a=35
vycha35tui,con3530=5tui.
CNOONGM...
*Bnc5lthuc.Trongc1lttcccvinthuciubihng.Chcbngcchsdngbncnmicthxcnh"ulvinthucbnh
thng","ulvinthucbhng".TtcvinTbnhthngnng10gmivin.trongkhimivinhngchnng9g.Lmthnoch1lncnbn
cthxcnhullbhng?
pn:
nhsttt1>5.
L1lyra1vin.
...
L4lyra4vin.
tngcng10vin.>100g
Nu100g>lth5
100ktw>rasl.
*Nhngngicmttrongmtbaticnchgm2hngngi.Mtloichbitnidivloikiachbitnitht.Mtngitrongkvibn
rnganhtavanghecmtcuchuyncamtnginbn,nginbnycngcmttrongbatic,trongbtatnhnmnhl
ngichbitnidi.Theobnthanhtaniththaynidi?Anhtanidi,vkoaisnhn
*NngBchTuytblcvorng,cmtchnghongtitmnngnhngnkhinngba,chngkhngbitingnothgphaingthn,
mtngnithtvmtngnidi...Chngchcphphimtcuvchcphphimtngthnduynht!Chnghicugbitngi
cuCng****?
pn:
Cch1:Hingnocngc:"Nutihithnkiathngschchotingnocucng****"?
ngtachhngnothihngngcli.
Cch2:Hingnocngc:"ngschchothnkiangnocucng****"?
ngtachhngnothihng.
Phnhn2ln=khngnh.
*Bnhytngtngbnangitrn1conthuyntrn1dngsngcrtnhiucnthtngiadngbngthuyncabnbthng1lrtto,sau
viphtnathuynschmvchcchnbnslbannhngconcny.Bnlmcchnonginnhtthotrakhicihoncnhchttit
ny?ngtngtngna.
*1ngiivorngsuthmhim,thtkomaychongtakhibtgp1coniirthungdmunxxcngtara.Trongtayngtac2con
dao,ngsquvt2condaora,coniinhtlnvsauviphtnnmvtxungtchtlun.Bncbittisaokhng?Ncmdaov
mvongcn(iihaylmth).
*Cmtcycuctrngtil10tn,cnghalnuvtqutrngtitrn10tnthcycussp.Cmtchicxetichhng,tngtrngtica
xe8tn+hng4tn=12tn.Vyccbnlmsaobctiquaccycuny(Khngcbthngrakhixe)?Bcticiquathi,cnxeth
li.
*Trnngcc6conb,mimlichc12cichn.Hitisao?Conbnycilnlngconbkiatheodychuynvvngtrnnnmi
conchc2chn!
*Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?Quedim.
*Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstang
gingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phng3vstchthtri
*2convtitrc2convt,2convtisau2convt,2convtigia2convt(cmyconvt?)4.
*Conmaxanhp1phtcht,conmap2phtthcht.Lmsaochvi2lnpmchtc2con?pconmaxanhtrcl1,conmathy
thsqu,mtmytimt(chuynsangxanh).pconmaxanhminyl2.
*C1bkiakhngbitbi,xungnclbcht.Mthmbitu,bngnhintuchm,nhngbkocht.Tisao(koaicuht)?Byitu
ngm.
*Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?Than.
*C1anhchnglmvictrong1tanh50tng,nhnganhtalichithangmylnntng35rioncnlianhtaithangb.Tisaoanhta
lilmnhvy?Vcithangmykhnglnctitng50.
*Lchnodinht?Lchs.
*Xngnhtlxno?Xhi.
*ConngdiIlngno?ngi.
*Qunrngnhtlqung?Quno.
*Cigcachngmvthchcmnht(khngnghlungtung)?Tin!
*Cigmithnm,ngcngnm,nhngnmling?Bnchn.
*Cunynghalg:1'=>4=1505.1phtsuytbng1nmkhngng.
*Ninombchtratngkhc?ThiSn.
Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnayvngymai.
*Mngcngthngcngthua?Mnuaxep.
*Congudmnhc?Condc.
*Congpthsng,khngpthcht?Contim.
*C1nchuticingangqua,hicmycon?iclhtai,htailhait(24).
*Bngoinngtrong,nngoibtronglg?Bpng.
*Trong1cucthichy,nubnvtquangith2bnsngthmy?Th2.
*Congkhnggyomngitavngilg?Gconvgmi.
*C1contru.unthhngvhngmttrimc,nquaytri2vngsauquayngclisauliquayphihayvnghiciuican
chhngno?TL:Chxungt.
*Contraicgqunht?Ngctrai.
*Cquanquantrngnhtcaphnlg?HiLinHipPhN.
*Sthbchy,congchyrautin?Conngi.
*KhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?Tribanh.
*CbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"1chC,ch"Cm".
*Cigtaytricmccntayphicmkhngc?Tayphi.
*2ngi:1ln,1bilnnhmtquni.*Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnlai?
M.
*Tgm100%nguidnVitNamuphtmsai?T"sai".
*Tmimsaitrongcu:"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm".TL:Khoesckho!
*Chngminh:4=5.Tac:
20=202545=1636
=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2
Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:
5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2
(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2
=>59/2=49/2
=>5=4
*AicngbitnhniEverestcaonhtthgii,vytrckhinhEverestckhmph,nhninocaonhtthgii?Everest.
*Trnchungktca1cucthivtsab(aivtcnhiuththng):nginbvtc15lt,nginngvtc5lt.Hisaongin
ngthng?Nginbvtsaconbci,cnnginngvtsaconbc.
*Nngbanmtachahbbn?Cibng.
*Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?Dngnght.
*Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?Quanti.
*Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?Nhm2mtthskhngthyngbn.
*TnotrongtingVitc9th?Chnh(chnh).
*Hychngminh4:3=2TL:4:3=tchiatam=tmchiat=8:4=2.
*Lincgiikhtnochastvcanxi?Cafe(ca:canxi,Fe:st).
*Concuadi10cmchyuaviconcuaxanhdi15cm.Connovchtrc?
Concuaxanh,vconcuablucchn.
*Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlon?angchicvua.
*Cignhcha,nhm,nhanh,nhch,nhem?Bnchinhrng.
*CigAdamc2mEvachc1?Cha.
*Cigcangicongilcnocngmt?Cili.
*Cigdinhtrichui,cm1lcthnchyncra?Quekem.
*Cngchicngranuc?Chic.
*Lmsaocicntcnchnhn?Ltngccicnli.
*Nhngloithnosauyncm:a)stb)cpc)hmd)voi.TL:St(congi)
Chngminh:congi=cond.TL:Congi=thntin=tinthn=trckh=cond.
*Cuchnomnhngngivuisngkhinhnthynstrnnbunbvngcli,nhngngibunbusukhithynstrnnvuivhn.
iuricngquai.
*Haingiotronghaigithcmtcih.Vyhimtngiotrongmtgithcmycih?:1cih(nhhn)
*Bntringcmtcnnhxanh,bnphingcmtcnnh.Vy,nhtrngu?(M).
*Tisaoconchkhngcncuicamnh:Vuinkhngdi.
*Chttrongchagil>Tt
*Chtmtcchlngxtgil>Lngt
*Bchyrncnchtgil>Cht
*ingitmchtgil>int
*Chachtgil>Pht
*Mchtgil>Mut
*Emchtgil>t
*Vchtgil>Tht
*Thygiochtl>St
*Hctrchtl>St
*Qunlnhchtgil>Qunt
*Bnhbmdpmchtgil>Nht
*Chtmbchtratngkhcgil>Thit
*angitiumchtgil>Tiut
*Ngikhnglchtgil>Khngt
*Chtbanhstgil>Phnt
*Chttonthygil>Nguynt
*Tnhkhngmaimil>Tnhc
*Tnhlmquenquamnggil>Tnho
*Yunlnthtgil>Tnht
*Yunlnth7gil>Thttnh
*Yumtlcnhiungigil>Trtnh
*Yuvkthnvingincngoigil>NgoiTnh
*Yuvkthnvingitrongncgil>Nitnh
*Trongtnhyulunlunchilistnt,titkimgil>Tnhtnh
*Tnhivoqukhgil>Ctnh
*Tnhngoihnthgil>tnhph
*Haibvcngdng1ngchnggil>Chungtnh
*aumthtthuvyugil>TnhSi
*Hnconheotrongnhgil>Hnth
*Mongchngil>Cuhn
*Vamihngil>Tnhn
*Hnthmcinagil>Tihn
*anghnmbyragil>Thn
*Khngchomchngil>phn
*Hnshngil>Hahn
*Vuahngil>Honghn
*Hnchiataygil>Lyhn
*Vahnvangigil>Vhn
*Hnvokhngtrunggil>Hngi
*Hntrongmgil>Hnc
*Hnmmqusmthgil>Tohn
*Rtthchhngil>Kthn
*Hnmbhnligil>nhhn
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