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Brutus 2014

Vol 4

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Wow! Ek kan nie glo dat nog ‘n jaar so vinning verby is nie. Dit voel soos gister wat ons in jooltyd wakker

gemaak is met ‘Timber’ terwyl die eerstejaars hul venster danse oefen.

Na jool het klasse ons sommer weer vinnig laat besef hoekom ons eintlik op universiteit is, maar toe die eerste toetse kom toe is ons sommer ordentlik in

die bek geruk (ekonomie 114 – negatief merk baie dankie). Van daar af het dit gevoel soos ‘n resies en

nou is die eindstreep uiteindelik in sig.

Dit is tans lente, maar vanaf die 1ste Desember (asook my verjaarsdag) gaan dit werklik somer wees

en dan moet alles reg wees vir Jooltoer. Ons moet daardie ‘herre’ sommer vinnig afhandel sodat die

feestelikheid saam met ons MAD2 vennote, Dagbreek, kan afskop.

Meisies, medehuisbewoners en susters: my boodskap aan julle is om elke oomblik van die vakansie met

albei hande aan te gryp. TV en slaap gaan altyd daar wees, maar die herinneringe en tyd met ons

geliefdes gaan nie. “Use your time wisely”

Baie liefde

Caren

x

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Gehoor in die gange

“As my ma vra hoe my vraestel was, sê ek baie lekker, dankie. So lekker, ek dink ek skryf hom sommer volgende jaar weer.”

As ek nie ‘n outfit kry om aan te trek nie, las ek maar die SS en swot in my kamer.

“As ek nou kon teruggaan skool toe, doen ek matriek as ‘n vak.”

“Ek moet by die huis gaan swot, want ek moet nog al my notas print en my printing credits is op. En dis die einde van die maand. Plus Admin A is ver van die koshuis af.” – Op die rooiplein

“University is easy. It’s like riding a bike. And the bike’s on fire. And the

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ground’s on fire. And everything’s on fire because you’re in hell.”

“Hulle dink wat ek heeldag dra is pajamas, maar dis eintlik my swot-pakkie.” –Tina Brand

“What is the main reason for failure? I think it’s exams. What do you think?”

“Die meeste ouens besef dit nie, maar mens kan gaan gym sonder om vir Facebook daarvan te sê.” –tweedejaar

“Ek sou hierdie som vir jou verder probeer verduidelik het, maar ek het nie handpoppe en vetkryte nie… Jokes, maar ek weet regtig nie hoe om nog te verduidelik nie!” –in dive SS.

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During the 5minutes of a test every student gets a super power.

I’m at that point in the semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

“Teekan se getalle het so baie afgeneem van Junie-eksamen af, ek hoop Dagbreek besef wat die lyfies moet prysgee…” –een van dié wat wel nog teekan bywoon

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Unfriendliness in “The Land of the Friendly People”

Tropical beaches, coral reefs, a warm, turquoise

ocean. This is probably what a typical description of

Mozambique would sound like. Located on the South

East coast of Africa, Mozambique is bathed in rich

history. Thanks to its natural beauty, wildlife and

historic heritage, the country’s economic and tourism

sectors have been insurgent in the past years. Driving

from Johannesburg to Maputo takes less than seven

hours. A journey along the Limpopo River, taking in

sights such as Vilanculos Beach or the Cahora Bassa

Dam, could easily help you relax after the stress of

exams.

However, if you take time to look past the appeal of

attractions such as the Bazaruto Archipelago with

islands like Santa Carolina, seen on the second

season of Survivor South Africa, you will come to

learn that for much of its existence, Mozambique has

had to endure various forms of political unrest.

After gaining independence from Portugal, The

Peoples Republic of Mozambique was established

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on 25 June 1975. Only two years later, the country

was uprooted by an intense civil war that would last

16 years. Waged between the ruling Mozambique

Liberation Front (FRELIMO) and the newly formed

Mozambique Resistance Movement (RENAMO), the

conflict led to the collapse of infrastructure, lack of

investment in productive assets as well as

widespread famine. The period was also marked by

human rights violations from both sides, including the

recruitment of nearly 10 000 child soldiers by

RENAMO. The war formally ended in 1992, with an

estimated one million deaths and over five million

displaced refugees as a result, as well as the

bespoke death of the country’s first elected

president, Samora Machel.

Recently there has been resurgence in RENAMO

activity. A renewed rebellion that began in October

2013 has already led to more than one hundred

deaths. A ceasefire has been in effect since August

of this year, allowing elections to be held in October.

FRELIMO and its presidential candidate Filipe Nyusi

were declared as victors on 31 October 2014.

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Tensions remain high however as opposition

parties challenge the results of the elections

citing claims of fraud.

Thus far the violence has not been centered in

regions popular with tourists. If you plan to travel

to Pemba with its renowned Portuguese

architecture, or you want to dive with whale

sharks in Tofo, or want to see any other of the

numerous cities and towns and beautiful gems

that Mozambique has to offer, we urge you to

do so with caution.

Although you and I can add nothing to

immediate efforts of relief, just by setting aside

our ignorance and realising the need of the

citizens of countries like Mozambique that are

under threat of political unrest, we can already

help to preserve the natural beauty and the

cultural and historical significance of

landmarks.

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Santa Carolina Island, Bazaruto

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The once prestigious Grand Hotel Beira, reduced to a

slum by militia and civil war refugees.

Political rally during this year’s elections

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Love is in the sun (maybe still on maties crushes

for some) Dates in summer are always the best no matter how

cheap and small they are. Nothing beats being in the

sun and experiencing life with that special person. So

this summêr, make everyday a valentine’s day with these

cheap summer date ideas:

1. Back before PlayStation and series consumed our

lives, the local park was the best place to be in the

universe. So go out into the playground and have

summer fun.

2. Cookout. That is always a great way to get creative

with some exotic spices and a lot of flavor.

3. Biking is relaxing and healthy. Take a ride and

have some fun getting fit together.

4. Outdoor Concert. Leave the iPod at home and go

listen to some live music. Many cities or towns offer

outdoor concerts. It’s a great way to enjoy the music or

dance without the stuffy club setting or overpriced

drinks.

5. Hiking is sweet and romantic and definitely

cheap.

6. Be a tourist for a day. Take time to explore around

your city and create memories.

Fountain hopping. One of the most romantic movie 7.

scenes of all time is from Fellini's La Dolce Vita where

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Anita Ekberg and Marcello Mastroianni danced in the

Trevi Fountains, but you don't have to go to Rome to

recreate this romantic moment. Grab a towel, some beach

balls, maybe a floating mattress or two, and head to the

nearest park/college/campus/any place with lots of

fountains, and pretend it's your personal resort for the

day.

8. Have a stargazing picnic: Make dinner, grab some

bug spray, and head outside or up to the roof to eat

under the stars. You can make it romantic by setting up

lights, pillows and blankets - your own romantic rooftop

fort. Make a playlist for the occasion as you lay back

and try to point out as many constellations as you can

9. Spend a Hot Day at the Zoo: You probably don't

remember how great the zoo really is. The adorable

animals, the cotton candy, feeding time in the lion cage.

You can walk around all day, holding hands and

there's always a new topic of conversation right around

the next corner. Don't worry about the heat. If you get too

hot, you can always head to the Rainforest Building,

cuddle up, cool down in the artificial mist while exotic

birds fly over your heads.

10. Ice cream dates. There is nothing better than going

ice cream tasting, trying out all the unique flavors and

figuring out what you like best. It’s cheap and cooling

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Religious Education According to the 2001 census (The recent census with

religious statistics due to low priority) in South Africa;

Christianity, Islam and Hinduism are the three largest

religions in the country. Amongst many others,

Christians make up 79.8% of the South African

population, Muslims make up 1.5% and Hindus make

up 1.2% of South Africa’s population.

The diversity that is in South Africa comes with

various cultures and religions and that are depicted in

Nerina as well. These different religions have different

practices, origins and so forth. It is quite essential

that we try to learn and acknowledge each other’s

religious beliefs to obtain more respect for one

another. Embracing our differences will strengthen

the sisterhood that is already apparent and make our

experience in Nerina remarkable.

The purpose of all major religious traditions is not to

construct big temples on the outside, but to create

temples of goodness and compassion inside, in our

hearts. – Tenzin Gyatso, 14TH Dalia Lama.

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Christianity Origin and History: Founded by Jesus Christ in 30 AD, Israel.

Adherents worldwide (approximately): Two billion.

Gods: one God who is a trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

Human situation and life’s purpose: All who have sinned are thereby

separated from God. Salvation is through faith in Christ and, for some,

sacraments and good works.

Afterlife: Eternal heaven or eternal hell (or temporary purgatory).

Practices: Prayer, Bible study, baptism, communion, church on Sundays and so

forth.

Texts: The Bible (old and new testament).

- Information acquired from ReligionFacts.

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Holidays still to come this year

30 November 2014: Advent – First Sunday

: St. Andrews days

06 December 2014: St. Nicholas Day

24 December 2014: Christmas Eve

25 December 2014: Christmas

28 December 2014: Holy Innocents

31 December 2014: Watch Night

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Islam

Origin and History: Mohammad in 622 AD, Saudi Arabia.

Adherents worldwide (approximately): 1.3 billion

Gods: One God (Allah in Arabic).

Human situation and life’s purpose: Humans must submit (Islam) to the will of God to

gain Paradise after death.

Afterlife: Paradise or Hell

Practices: Five Pillars – Faith, Prayer, Alms, Pilgrimage and Fasting; Mosque services on

Fridays; Ablutions before prayer; No alcohol or pork. Holidays related to the Pilgrimage and

fast of Ramadan.

Texts: Qu’ran (scripture); Hadith (tradition).

- Information acquired from ReligionFacts

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Holidays still to come this year

The date may differ slightly as it is determined

by the lunar calendar.

03 November 2014: Day of Ashura

-Calendarlabs.com

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Hinduism

Origin and History: Indigenous religion of India as developed to present day.

Adherents worldwide (approximately): 900 million

Gods: One Supreme reality (Bruhman) manifested in many gods and goddesses.

Human situation and life’s purpose: Humans are in bondage to ignorance and

illusions but are able to escape. Purpose is to gain release from rebirth or at least a better

rebirth.

Afterlife: Reincarnation until gain enlightenment.

Practices: Yoga, meditation, worship (puja), devotion to a god or goddess, pilgrimage to

holy cities, live according to one’s dharma (purpose/role).

Texts: The Vedas, Upanishads, Bhagavad Gita, Ramayana etc.

- Information acquired from ReligionFacts

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Holidays still to come this year

06 November 2014: Kartik Poornima

-Calendarlabs.com

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By Vonani Ngomana

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Get to know the world we live in

Down 1. Monarchy on the French Riviera (6) 2. Saltwater lake on the border between Israel and Jordan (4,3) 4. Italian isle (5) 5. Texas city (6) 6. Island country south of Sicily (5) 8. Famous fountain in Rome

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(5) 12. Currency of Nigeria (5) 14. Funchal is the capital of this Atlantic island (7) 15. Riga is the capital of this Baltic country (6) 16. Tenerife's volcanic peak (5) 17. Capital of the Czech Republic (6) 19. City in northeastern Oklahoma (5) Across 1. Capital of Spain (6) 3. New York lake, sounds tranquil (6) 7. Falls and honeymoon resort (7) 8. Austrian province (5) 9. Washington's largest city (7) 10. Country, initially (3) 11. Augusta is the state capital (5) 13. Florida resort (5) 18. Australian capital, initially (3) 20. Reykjavik is the capital (7) 21. Europe's longest river (5) 22. Australian river (7) 23. South American river (6) 24. Capital of Zimbabwe (6)

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HOPE is the soul's best bower anchor let

go in good holding ground. Through every

trial, through every woe, in health, in

sickness, in poverty and in want, hope, like

a bright fixed star of promise, shines

aloft and bids us not despair. Hope

entered the dark chambers of our childish

hearts, and has ever since been the sun

of our existence, shining day and night,

never dark, never extinguished. Hope joined

us in the cradle, and will be with us at

the last.

Hope never dies in the breast of man;

It may slumber and sleep for a while,

Then wakes up refreshed, all its troubles

to scan,

And meets them half-way with a confident

smile.

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At home or abroad, on land, on sea, in

prosperity or in adversity, hope's beaming

star ever lights us, sometimes feeble,

but oftener bright; sometimes weak, but

oftener strong. Hope is the murderer's

cell, and with the shipwrecked mariner on

the desert isle; in the palace, and in the

cot; it is shining with surpassing splendor

by the dying bed of the Christian, and

flickering round the couch of the infidel.

Hope met our first parents in Eden, and

will be with the last man on earth. Hope is

part of our immortality; we hope on, and we

hope ever.

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Met 2014 amper op sy rug is die Seniorkomitee van 2015

reeds besig met beplanning en nuwe idees vir die

jaar wat wag. Ons to-do-list vir 2015:

1. Lekkerste skakels (watch this space in MAD²)

2. Huisfondsdans (ons tema is gekies, keeeeeen!)

3. ‘n Belaglike Nerina week (met ‘n manneveiling

waar jy al jou geld wíl uitgee)

4. Meer koffie dates, sleepovers en uitstappies, can

you say Kalkbaai, Nuweland, Koelbaai,

Tafelberg?

5. Inbly naweke, inbly aande (wait and see).

6. ‘n Bietjie van ‘n nuwe gesig/nuwe inisiatief vir

Hennedinee.

7. ‘n Next level kultuur van deelneem, ondersteun

en gees.

We are here to ensure that 2015 will be one where

new friendships are formed, where you need two

memory cards for your camera, where you are

happy and completely in love with Nerina and each

person here.

We want you to be beyond proud of Nerina, making

people wonder why on earth they did not come here.

This is it. 2015, we will embrace you with both arms!

Seniorkomitee 2015

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Wat wil ‘n Huis Marais-man hê?

Brutus gaan ondersoek doen in die gange van die Rugged-

en-Tugged-wenners. Hoe is hierdie boerseuns se ideale

meisie? Die volgende algemene antwoorde is met Brutus

gedeel.

1. Wat trek jou aan tot ‘n meisie?

“Sy moet selfvertroue hê, maar definitief ook sag wees. Haar

moet maklik kan lag.”

2. Hoe belangrik is ‘n meisie se akademiese punte vir jou?

“Glad nie. Sy moet net HEMIS kry.”

3. Met of sonder grimering?

“Met grimering, maar dit moenie aangeplak wees nie. Net

‘n bietjie.”

4. Hoe voel jy daaroor dat meisies eerste die gesprek oor

whatsapp begin?

“Dit voel baie lekker. Alle ouens wil dit hê!”

5. Hou jy daarvan dat ‘n meisie lekker kan kuier?

“Sy kan maar lekker saam jou kuier. Sy moet net nie naar

word nie.”

6. Watter deel van haar lyf kyk jy eerste na?

“Die gesig.”

“Die bene.”

7. Hoe belangrik is haar belangstelling in sport (bv. rugby)

vir jou?

8. “Nee wat, nie so erg nie. Sy kan eerder aktief wees as

wat sy baie weet van rugby.”

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9. Sou jy sê die tipe meisie wat nou jou oog vang in die dorp, is

dieselfde tipe met wie jy sal trou?

“Nie regtig nie. Definitief nie onder in Catwalk nie!”

“My ma het gesê ek moenie my meisie in ‘n kuierplek ontmoet

nie…”

10. Pla dit jou as haar bra deurskyn?

“Nee, natuurlik nie! Ek dink net nie ek sal daarvan hou as dit MY

meisie is nie.”

11. Sal jy vir ‘n meisie gaan wat vanuit ‘n ander taalkultuur as jy

kom?

“Nee. Hoe moet ons haar verstaan as sy Engels praat?”

12. Persoonlikheid of looks?

“Bietjie van albei.”

13. Hoe belangrik is jou vriende se opinie oor haar?

“BAIE.”

14. Is dit belangrik dat haar wenkbroue mooi netjies is?

“Ja. Sy moenie voëlneste tussen haar oë hê nie.”

15. Moet ‘n meisie se hare natuurlik lyk of kan dit bottelblond of

pikswart wees?

“Natuurlik.”

16. Is dit belangrik dat ‘n meisie mooi voete en hande moet

mooi wees?

“Ja!”

Koue rugby. Volop bier.

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EK IS MY BREIN

Dit behoort algemeen bekend te wees dat die bron van

sowel ons plesier, vreugde, gelag en vermaak as van ons

smart, pyn, angs en trane niks anders as die brein is nie.

Dit is besonders – hierdie orgaan wat ons in staat stel

om te dink, te sien, te hoor en die lelike van die mooie,

die slegte van die goeie, die aangename van die

onaangename te skei. Die brein is ook die setel van

waansin en kranksinnigheid, van angs en verskrikking

wat ons oorval, dikwels snags, maar soms selfs oordag.

Daar lê ook die oorsaak van slapeloosheid en slaaplopery,

van gedagtes wat wegraak, van vergete verpligtinge en

van vreemde verskynsels.

Hippokrates (omstreeks 460-370 v. C.)

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“Alles wat ons dink, doen en nie doen nie, gebeur vanweë ons brein. Die bou van

hierdie fantastiese masjien bepaal ons moontlikhede, ons beperkings en ons

karakter. Ons brein maak ons wat ons is. Navorsing oor die brein is

lankal nie meer net ‘n soeke na die oorsaak van breinsiektes nie, maar ook ‘n

soeke na ‘n antwoord op die vraag waarom ons is soos wat ons is; dit is ‘n soektog

na onsself.

Die boustene van ons brein is senuweeselle of neurone. Die brein weeg een-en-

’n-halwe kilogram en bevat 100 miljard neurone - dit is 15 keer meer as wat daar

mense op aarde is.”

- So skryf Dick Swaab in sy boek “Ek is my brein, van baarmoeder tot alzheimer”.

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Dick Swaab is beslis nie ‘n swaap nie, maar wel ‘n

internasionaal bekende breinnavorser en die leier van ‘n

span navorsers by die Nederlandse Instituut van

Neurowetenskappe. Hy was ‘n professor in neurobiologie by

die Universiteit van Amsterdam en 30 jaar lank die hoof van

die Nederlandse Instituut vir Breinnavorsing. Vertalings van

“Ek is my brein” is ook gepubliseer in Sjina, Duitsland, Italië,

Tsjeggië, Israel, Korea, Taiwan, Serwië, Hongarye en die VSA.

Hier volg ‘n fassinerende uittreksel uit sy boek onder die

opskrif:

Die verliefde brein Niemand wat die heftige en plotselinge gebeurtenis van ʼn

intense verliefdheid kan onthou, sal sy keuse van ʼn maat as

“ ʼn vrye keuse” of “ ʼn weloorwoë besluit” bestempel nie.

Verliefdheid met die eerste oogopslag oorval ʼn mens

doodgewoon. Dit is suiwer biologie - met die geluksalige

gevoel en al, die heftige liggaamlike reaksies soos ʼn

bonsende hart, die gesweet, slapeloosheid, emosionele

afhanklikheid, sterk gefokuste aandag, obsessiewe

gedagtes aan en jaloerse beskerming van die maat, en die

gevoel van verhoogde energie.

Plato (ca.427-347v.C.) het ook al die outonomie van hierdie

proses raakgesien. Hy het die seksuele impuls as die vierde

vorm van die siel beskou. Dit sou onder die naeltjie

gelokaliseer wees, en hy beskryf dit soos volg: “absoluut

irrasioneel, en iets wat boonop geen dissipline aanvaar nie.”

Verliefdheid is by die mens dwarsoor die wêreld meestal die

grondslag vir paarvorming.

ʼn Mens sou dink dat vir iets so belangrik soos die kies van ʼn

maat om ʼn gesin te begin, ons breinkorrels baie bewustelik

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die keuse van die regte maat sou maak. Maar nee, tydens

die hewige verliefdheid waartydens al ons aandag en

energie op slegs een maat gefokus word, is dit die

breinareas diep onder in die brein – strukture wat die

onbewuste prosesse reguleer – wat aktief is.

Breinskanderings van mense wat nog maar kort en intens

verlief is, toon die eksklusiewe aktivering van breinstrukture

wat ver onder die breinkorteks lê, wanneer hulle ʼn foto van

die geliefde gewys word. Veral die belonende sisteem wat

jou ʼn lekker gevoel gee en dopamien as chemiese

boodskapper gebruik, is baie aktief. Dit is ʼn breinsisteem wat

gerig is op die verkryging van ʼn beloning, in hierdie geval

die verkryging van ʼn maat.

Hierdie belonende sisteem is nie net betrokke by

verliefdheid nie, maar by alles wat ons as plesierig ervaar en

boonop ook by verslawing. Dit verklaar ook die hewige

“onttrekkingsimptome” wanneer so ʼn intense verhouding

verbreek word. Hierdie sisteem word veral aan die

regterkant van die brein geaktiveer. Die graad van

aktivering word bepaal deur die aantreklikheid van die

gesig op die foto en die intensiteit van die romantiese

passie.

By verliefdes styg die bloedvlak van die streshormoon

kortisol ook, as ʼn uiting van die stresvolle situasie waarin hulle

is. Die stimulasie van die bynier tydens hierdie stresrespons

veroorsaak dat die testosteroonvlakke by verliefde vroue

styg en by mans daal.

Eers wanneer die verliefdheid ʼn ruk lank bestaan, word die

prefrontale korteks geaktiveer. Dit is die voorste deel van die

brein waarmee beplan, en gewik en geweeg word.

Wanneer daar ʼn stabiele paarvorming plaasvind, verdwyn

die aktivering van die stres, asook die verandering in die

testosteroonvlakke.

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Natuurlik het die sintuiglike verwerking in die breinkorteks ʼn

rol gespeel tydens die opwindende periode – ons het ons

maats per slot van rekening gesien, geruik en gevoel. Maar

dit is nie ʼn bewuste keuse vir juis daardie persoon nie. Die

belonende sisteem wat evolusionêr baie oud is, maak dit vir

ons duidelik wie “die ware een” is en koppel op dié manier

voortplanting aan die - in elk geval vir daardie oomblik –

“regte” maat. Eers as die hewige verliefdheid verby is, neem

die breinkorteks oor.

Jy kan daarom nie jou seun of dogter wat skielik op die verkeerde een

verlief raak, verwyt dat hulle hul breine moes gebruik het nie. Hulle

doen dit, maar daardie dele van die breinkorteks wat ná ʼn oorwoë,

bewuste oordeel tot ʼn ander beslissing sou kon kom, raak helaas te laat

in die proses aktief.

“Dis ALLES my brein se skuld, Pa!”

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…deur Annegret Muller

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Strawberry smoothie - Francisca

Daniel Ingredients:

6-10 strawberries

1 cup plain yogurt

Honey

1 banana

Ice cubes (use to your liking)

The very difficult, complicated step-by-step analysis of

how to make a smoothie:

1. Pop it in your blender and blend it until it is blended and very

smoothly blended (you've seriously got to blend it!)

2. Well done. Now read the next instruction.

3. Pour the smoothie into a glass.

4. Start to realise how smart you are for actually completing

this very difficult recipe.

5. Reward yourself with an ice cold smoothie, which (oh look)

you just made! Gasp!

6. Relax at the beautiful Nerina fountain, because… damn, it's a

lot of effort to make one smoothie.

7. Get a tan.

8. Contemplate about life and how awesome you feel knowing

that you are able to make a strawberry smoothie.

8. Stop reading the rest of the instructions.

9. Enjoy your smoothie!

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AVOKADO, AARBEI EN SPINASIE SLAAI - FRANCISCA DANIEL Tydsduur: vinnig-vinnig (so 15 of 20 minute as jy wil tegnies raak oor sulke dinge)

Slaai se bestandele: 6 koppies baba spinasieblare 1 bakkie aarbeie, afgespoel en gekap 1 avokado 50 g bloukaas of fetakaas

1/4 koppie amandels, fyngekap halwe rooi ui, fyngekap Poppyseed slaaisous se bestandele: 1/2 koppie olyfolie 3 eetlepels apple cider vinegar 2 eetlepels heuning 1 eetlepel poppy seeds sout en peper vir smaak

Hoe maak mens dit?

Slaaisous: voeg al die bestandele bymekaar en meng totdat dit lekker gemeng is.

Slaai: gooi al die bestandele bymekaar. Sit jou slaaisousie by en bedien dadelik! Yummy!

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Finding the perfect swimwear for your

body shape

Marnia Wessels

Summer is here and “Jooltoer” is just around the

corner. All you need is a swimsuit that will

highlight your body in all the right places. Finding

the perfect swimsuit may cause more stress than the

exam. Fortunately, there is a way to find the perfect

swimsuit for your body type. The most important rule

for swimsuit shopping is to achieve balance. You want

the bottom half and the top half of your body to

balance out.

The four body types:

-Hourglass

-Newspaper

-Apple

-Pear

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Hourglass

Your upper and lower body are very similar in

measurements and well-proportioned. Woman with

hourglass figures have a distinctively narrow

waist.

*You need extra support on top, so look for

halter tops or swimsuits with enough coverage.

*Be careful to wear the classic string bikini

with a triangle top.

*Stick to a bikini with a matching top and

bottom.

Newspaper

There is no big difference between the size of

your hips, waist and shoulders. With the lack

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of a defined waist, you are the opposite of a curvy body.

*You do want to add some curves, so go for ruffles, ties

and girly detail to add some volume.

*Girly detail such as floral prints are always a winner.

*Try to draw the attention to your hips with a detailed

bottom.

Apple

The top half of your body is generally

bigger than the bottom half. You

have a large chest and stomach,

but slimmer hips. You tend to gain

weight above your waist.

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*A swimsuit with a belt will instantly make your waist

look smaller.

*Rather go for darker solid colors and matching tops and

bottoms.

*A V-neck and solid side panels will give you a taller and

slimmer upper body.

Pear

Pears tend to have

smaller upper bodies and

larger lower bodies.

Your hips are a bit

wider than your shoulders and you normally

gain weight below your waist.

*With a small chest you do want to add some

volume to your upper body, so go for a

detailed top.

*Try fold-over style bottoms, it will give

you a slimmer look below your waist.

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*If you go for a two-toned swimsuit, keep it dark on the

bottom.

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Gehoor in die gange – Bea Wentzel

Music, books, movies - Mikhaila Amyone

Coerecius

Mozambique from a political view –

Roxanne Mooneys

Summer Date Ideas – Yolanda Fulephy

Religion - Vonani Ngomana

Crossword - Yolanda Fulephy

Hope

Crossword answers

Senior komitee – Annari louw

Woord van die Huis Muis manne – Bea Wentzel

Vakansie kalender – Melissa Vogel

Die brein – Annegret Muller

Eet jouself in n somerlyfie in – Fransisca Daniels

Costumes for your body type – Marnia Wessels

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