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ISSUE 07330th Oct - 13th Nov 2015 The Most Popular FREEBIEin North Norfolk.

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On Saturday 15th of OctoberI drove in to Cromer to sample aselection of dishes created byThe White Horses new chefChristopher Dunningham.

What an honour it was indeedwith a score of 11 out of 10.

Having already enjoyed a full3 course lunch at the PilgrimShelter in Trimingham I wasdenitely far from hungry so

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this sample dinner (See Left) did me proudand left me feeling very full up.

By just after 8 pm all of the thirty or more

diners were seated and ready to face the testof how good a chef Christopher was.

After this wonderful four course dinnerI went around the room to ask the dinershow they all scored the meal.

Above: Christopher Dunningham with Annie

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People often remark I keep smiling,well I think it is the best way to dealwith lifes occasional bites and itis contagious in a positive wayplus nothing is solved by crying!

The government seem to agree foras national news over the last weekmentioned Mindfullness where wenurture our mind/soul at the sametime as keeping our bodies t.

I have bought a t band! More ofthat or hopefully less! I hope inthe months to come.

We are lucky enough here in NthNorfolk to have David Maddaxmove into the area and he will bewriting in the Crab Tales monthlySee Page 12and is holding a FreeWorkshop introduction at the thePilgrim Shelter on Wednesday 4thNovember from 2pm. Free Parking,but I will be holding a small rafe!(that will bring a smile to those ofyou who know I like to raise fundstowards our New Village Hall)

I hope to see many of you there

Free tea coffee and biscuitsOver the rst week of producingissue 073 of the Crab Taleswehave had numerous teethingproblems with Lis Keddell

coming out of herretirement at thevery last minuteto help us outwith this issue.

With e-mails andadverts, letters &event details etc.going backwards & forwards somemay have been lost in cyberspace.

Please accept our apologies foranything that we have left out

of this edition and if it is notdate dependent please re-sendto the e-mail address below.

I really enjoy your views & reportsjokes and photos, as do our readersso please keep sending them in andwe will include as many as possible.

Our problems are now sorted outand things should now continuesmoothly. Our next copy date forissue 074 is Weds 4th Nov whichcomes out on November 14th.

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Aylsham.........01263 733 331 Cromer .........01263 513 148 Mundesley.....01263 724 500 Sheringham...01263 822 066

N.H.S contact number..................1 1 1Hospital(Cromer) .........01263 513 571Job Centre(Cromer).......08456 043 719

Mundesley Visitor Centre...01263 721 070Opticians.......................01263 512 345

Libraries:Aylsham ..............01263 732 320Cromer................01263 512 850Nth Walsham.......01692 402 482Mundesley...........01263 720 702Sheringham.........01263 822 874

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National Express...........08705 808 080Rail Enquiries................08457 484 950

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All material is strictly copyright. The views expressed in the CRAB TALESare not necessarily those of the publishers or the Editor.

Material including letters may be edited. Published byThe CRAB TALES.

From The Editor

PLEASE NOTE TosubmitREGULAR &SPECIAL EVENTS, LETTERS

& EDITORIAL e-mail:[email protected] or POST to:

Liz King, Water Tower Farm, Middle Street, Trimingham. NR11 8EA

TO ADVERTISE:Contact Liz King on :01263 834 965

ORvia our contact form at : www.crab-tales.co.uk

Letterse-mail to: [email protected] Drop off at:K Hardware, Church St. CROMER

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Dear EditorI would like to express my appreciation of theefforts that Philip and Lis Keddell have putinto bringing us a very personal insight ofthe goings on in North Norfolk.

Dear Lis and Philip,It was with some sadness & surprise that I learnedof your retiring from your involvement with theCrab Tales. It goes without saying that many ofthe readers - and writers - will feel the same way.

The Crab Taleshas become a local institutionover so many years and it is hoped that the newowners will keep up the standards you have setbut, more particularly, not lose the edge thathas set this publication apart from other blandlocal periodicals.

It is this occasional non-PC approach, alongwith Philips unique style of reporting, thathas created this breath of spring in the eld oflocal media.

Many times have I personally beneted from

your liberal acceptance of articles from my(and Mikkki Rokks) pen - I dont ever recall

Their style showed great enthusiasm for thearea and its people that struck a chord withlocals and visitors alike.

I hope that Lis hip operation gives her arenewed active life and that Philip will beable to spend more time in his love ofsailing on the Broads. See photo!

I look forward to the Crab Talescontinuingin their established tradition.

My best wishes for the future,

Paul Damen

Enjoy YourCrab Tales

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Dear Editor,Alan & Marilyn Bumfrey would like to thankeveryone who came to help them celebratetheir Golden Wedding Anniversary on Sunday13th September with their three daughters,Denise, Karen & Lisa as pictured.

They had a wonderful weekend of celebrationsincluding a family meal,a suprise day trip onthe Norfolk Broads (organised by the girls)

and the party where they were joined by over100 family and friends and raised 600 fortheir chosen charities, Woodelds Schooland Arthritis Research.

You may know Marilyn from the TouristInformation Centre in Cromer where shehas worked for many years and the couplehave lived in Cromer for over 40 years.

Their celebrations nished with a 2 weekholiday in Cyprus.

Yours Sincerely

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your editing anything out of my material,not least of all my eloquent choice ofquestionable bad language.All power to you.

(Aside)My Wife, Judy, and I have developed astrong and binding friendship with the Keddellsover the years - purely as a result of meetingthrough this paper.

I remember well the occasion when Philip wassummoned to attend an interview with the thenChief Executive of NNDC for alleged racism ina joke that had been submitted by a reader.I was invited along as a silent witness.

Oh dear, this poor guy tied himself in knotsand Mr K. and his not-so-silent witnesswere pissing themselves with laughter

before we even left his ofce.I know that things havent worked out quite asthey should have with the transition of the CrabTalesand I understand they, along with theever-supportive Liz King, have been put onthe spot, at the last minute.

Whatever may be said, believe me, the Keddellsare a loyal, thoroughly trustworthy & generouspair and I can only wish them all the very bestfor a long and happy retirement.

Micky Peters

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Dear Editor,The President of North Norfolk Speakers Club,

Stuart Richards, recently visited AshevilleSpeakers Club in North Carolina.

Both clubs are part of Toastmasters International,which has 14,650 clubs worldwide & since 1925has been helping people from all walks of lifeto gain condence in speaking and developskills in communication and leadership.

I thoroughly enjoyed my visit. I was informedthat dress code was casual & it can be dauntingvisiting another club, especially wearing shorts!I was quickly put at ease by the warmth of thehospitality I received and as members of Toast-masters there was common ground and sharedexperience. I learned more about improvisedspeaking and left with new ideas to bring backto my own club.said Stuart.

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Dear Editor,

Below is a history of the Victoria Rd, Mundesley1912 HouseI would like to hear from anyonewho has anything to add to it.

Irst came to Mundesley when I was 12 or 13camping with the Boys Brigade at Trimingham.

We could not go onto the beach because mineswere still present. Later my wife & I would goto Mundesley with our children. Ben Flaxmanwas known to me, as he & I worked for ThomasMoy Ltd. My wife died some 9 years ago andfor the past 4+ years I have had for my friendand companion a lovely Mundesley lady.

The History Of The 1912 House

In 1912 & before James Farrow known as Jimmyworked for Thomas Moy in Cromer and was

asked by the Company to move to Mundesleyas Depot Foreman there, to which he agreed.Thomas Moy then built a house for him tolive in which was the 1912 House

He worked there for many years before he wastransferred to Harleston, living with him was hisgranddaughter Madge. She was great friendof my late wife is still a good friend of mine.

Dear Liz,I would like to take the opportunity through yourmagazine to thank all the visitors (many with theCrab Tales in their hand)who came to myArt Exhibition in Shirleys Shed duringtwo extended weekends in September.

The exhibition which proved very successful,was held to raise money for 2 charities close

to my heart, they areBreast Cancer Careand Lymphoedema Support Network.

The Success was due to the help from family,friends, neighbours and the many Mundesleytraders who were so helpful in spreading theword with posters, invitations and by word ofmouth. Because of the help I was able to send200 to Breast Cancer Careand 180 toLyphoedema Support Network

As a P.S, I would like to say THANK YOUto Mundesley and the surrounding villages.

Shirley Harrell

Mundesley

Dear Editor,

Im not sure if you can help but on Friday 9thOctober while on a short break to Cromer myhusband lost his afliated working mens clubcards, in a small brown leather wallet, we believethis could have been either in Sheringham or

between East Runton, The Gap along the beachto Cromer & back or between East Runton viathe road along to Hazelbury caravan site & up

by the cottages or along Runton road to the backof our accommodation at Seascape House.

This is a long shot as we tried to retrace our stepsbut had no luck as it was a couple of hours laterbefore we realised.

Weve spent many happy weeks in Cromer overthe years at one time in our own static caravan

but this is the rst time weve ever lost anything.

If the wallet is found we will gladly reimbursepostage as the wallet was sentimental as it wasmade by his mum who sadly died years ago.

Name on the cards is Ronald James and theclub was St. James WMC Northampton.

Yours hopefully,

Sandra E James (Mrs.)

When Jimmy moved to Harleston Ben Flaxmantook control of the coal business and lived in

the 1912 House. There are probably a numberof your readers who remember Ben. Madge,Jimmys granddaughter still lives in Norwich.

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WHERE CAN I GET MY CRAB TALES?ALBYService Station, Alby Horse Shoes InnALDBOROUGHSpar Shop AYLMERTONService StationAYLSHAMAylsham Garden Centre, Budgens, Co-op,BACTONBacton Fish & Chip Shop.BANNINGHAMThe Crown Pub / Post Office

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CROMER Budgens, Council Offices, Country Club, Library,Rainbow, Crossways,Tourist Info Centre, Food Fare,Icarus Hines, K Hardware, Mill Rd Post Office, Morrisons,Mary Janes , N & P, Spar Cliff Rd, No 1 Fish & chip shopWhite Horse + 1,000 delivered in Town Centre.

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Village Flower Shop,The Library & Medical Centre.NORTH WALSHAMSainsburys, WaitroseNORTHREPPSFoundry Arms, Northrepps CottageOVERSTRANDPost Office,Central Stores,Overstrand Garden CentreROUGHTONJet / Post Office & GrovelandSHERINGHAMCAS Travel, Crown Inn, Library, PoppyLine Railway Station Whistlestops, Tyneside Club.

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SPOT THE CRABand win a Family Swim voucher from

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If you are under 12, tell us your name,ageand address, alsoin which advert

the Crab is hidden andthe page number.Please Note: Entries should be written bythe child themselves, at least their name.

OR- If you are a pensioner,

SPOT THE CODand winTEA & CAKE FOR TWO

now atHuckleberries43 Church Street, Cromer

Hand in your Entry, with your name & where youfound the cod and the page number please,to: K. Hardwarein Cromer, or post it to:

Water Tower Farm, Middle Street.Trimingham. NR11 8EA

before the next issue comes out.The first entry out of the hat wins !

ISSUE 071 WINNERSCongratulations to Olivia Cliston, aged 9 from

Castle Acre, who found the crab on page 19, in theAnderson Plumbing advert & to Mrs Jean Cook,from Eastgate, who spotted the Cod on Page 9

in the advert for The Wellington.

I recorded the following comments:Brilliantly put together, very good, lovelytaste, the lamb was brilliant, very tasty.

Amazing, First class, could not faultthem at all.One couple shared my overall thoughts.

Brilliant, wonderful 11 out of 10.

After a most enjoyable evening, I drove ehome feeling very well fed & more thanhappy to become a regular diner in thefuture. Next time I will take Lis withme as she was unable to spare thetime on that evening.

The White Horse on Cromers West Street

is only a couple of doors towards the towncentre of Cromer from my ofce front door,so as locals, we (Lis & I) have noticed theway that Annie has run this place so wellover the years that she has been running it.

You cannot but admire Annies way ofdoing business and she always as a smileon her face, while being honest, up front

and clear in what she expects and

gets from her customers, who areall always happy.

Yes there are many pubs in the towngenerally, but few can equal the levelof service that Annie and her partnerKen offer their happy customers.

Philip Keddell

People Often

Complain........about the police, but you rarely hear about thepositive things they do, such as this incidentinvolving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold wintersday, a North Dakota State Trooper onpatrol came upon a motorcyclist whowas stalled by the roadside.

The biker was swathed in heavy protectiveclothing and wearing a full-face helmet toprotect the face from the cold weather.

Whats the matter?asked the Trooper.

Carburetors frozen,was the terse reply.

Pee on it. Thatll thaw it out.I cant,said the biker.

OK, watch me closely and Ill show you.

The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmedthe carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the riderdrove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopersofce received a note of thanks from thefather of the motorcyclist.

It began: I would like to thank you on behalfof my daughter Jill...

Thanks to Roger Knowles for this

PLEASE NOTEOur Spot the Cod competition is only open

to Pensioners and Spot the Crab is onlyopen to children under the age of 12.

Thanks to all those who send in entriesespecially the children who write their entries

themselves. Keep them coming in!

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Cletus Is Passing..........by Billy Bobs hay barn one day when,through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bobdoing a slow and sensual striptease in frontof an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette,and gently slides off rst the right strap of hisoveralls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in aclassic striptease move, lets his overalls fall downto his hips, revealing a torn & frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips itapart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.

With a nal ourish, he tears the T-shirt from hisbody & hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,

What the worldre ya doing, Billy Bob?

Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebersout of me,says an obviously embarrassedBilly Bob .......

But me n the wife been havin troublelately in the bedroom dpartment, andthe therapist suggested I do somethingsexy to a tractor.

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Spooky Open DayAt Cromer PierThis Halloween, step onto the creaking boards ofNorth Norfolks award winning Pier and join inourSpooky Open Day, if you dare........!

On Sat 31st October Cromer Pier will celebrateall things spooky with a special HalloweenOpen Day suitable for all the family.

The event will be FREE to attend and the teamat the Pier have got some great fun for everyonewith traditional Halloween activities going onincluding apple bobbing, creepy craft making,and a ghostly treasure hunt.

Tides, the Pier Restaurant will also be gettinginto the spirit with some spooky specials onthe menu and carved pumpkins will be dotted

about the Pier,smiling through their toothygrins & staring at you with their wide eyes!If you keep your eyes peeled, Elizabeth theghost may even make an appearance...

We will be putting on our popular Theatre Toursat 11am & 1pm on the day. Tours are just 2per person (children free). The tours show youbehind the scenes of the theatre giving youan insight into the history of the Pier, how weproduce our famous summer variety show andyou can get on stage to see what its like!

Olly Day, the popular star of our Christmas Show,will be popping in to say hello too (and maybecracking a few ghoulish jokes!).

At 12pm True Motion Dance Groupwill bedancing to Michael Jacksons Thrillerand

Ghost Busters - the perfect music to get youin the haunted mood. Anyone who comesdressed up as a zombie or ghoul will feelquite a home here!

Also in the afternoon Brother Pitt, winners ofthe Piers 2013 busking competition, will beplaying live music for you to enjoy as you sitand have a drink and slice of cake in thePavilion Bar.

Enter the Pier if you dare, walk past the pumpkins& cobwebs to enjoy a spooky seaside experienceyou wont nd anywhere else!

RNLI Cromer.............visited by a party from Nelson Journey

A party of adults & children spent several hoursvisiting the boathouse at the end of the pier andhandling artifacts at the Henry Blogg Museum.They then had a typical seaside lunch whichinvolved chips.

Many crew members volunteered to do a speciallaunch of the all-weather lifeboat Lesteraftertheyd had a good look inside the Tamar classboat. They were able to see where the crew siton a shout as well as further below the decks.

After practising trying on crew outts, they madethe short journey to the Henry Blogg Museumto learn more about the historical aspects ofCromers long association with the RNLI.

All of this meant hungry appetites & Grant Zelosof Mary Janes sh restaurant, donated sausagesand chips for all the visitors. Everyone agreedthat it had made a tting nish to the day.

Finally at 2pm, our visitors left with goodie bagsdonated by Cromer RNLI and big smiles ontheir faces.

Visit the RNLIs YouTubechannel for morelms & follow our rescue stories on Twitter.

The CoasthopperThe future of a popular coastal bus service hasbeen secured, following agreement betweenthe NCC and Stagecoach in Norfolk.

The Coasthopper service, which annually carriesaround 500,000 passengers, will run an hourlyservice from October 12th between Hunstantonand Cromer until Easter 2016.

The councils longstanding investment in Coast-hopper, building the route from scratch, hadpreviously provided a platform for the summerelements to be operated on a commercial basis.

Now Stagecoach in Norfolk will also operatethis winter period & into next spring withoutcouncil subsidy.

Toby Coke, Chairman of NCCs Environment,

Development and Transport Committee, said:The Coasthopper represents a vital means oftransport for many residents in west Norfolkand across the north Norfolk coast, so itsgreat news that Stagecoach will continueto operate the route throughout the winterand until next spring.

The fact that the County Council has managedto ensure that no subsidy continues to berequired for this service means this is notjust good news for passengers but theNorfolk taxpayer as well.

Andy Campbell, Managing Director of StagecoachNorfolk, said: Coasthopper is a superb exampleof partnership working between public and

private sectors. The effort and investment putin by both parties since the service started in1996 has produced the success story that wesee today.

I am delighted that we have been able tosecure the future of the service with thewinter timetable until next spring.

Rachaels Walk

for FriendsAbout With Friends member Rachael Phillipsrecently did a 10 mile walk around Cromer andthe Runtons to raise almost 200 for the charityshe attends for four days each week.

The sponsored walk was arranged almostentirely by Rachael and was not her rstas she has done the same thing for othercharities in the past.

Last year Rachael joined the About With FriendsWorkskills team and worked one day a week inthe Community Caf in Tucker Street, Cromer.

However, she has been doing so well that shewas recently able to increase her days to four.

Rachael now works three days in the caf

and one day in the Production unit onMiddlebrook Way.

On her day off Rachael organised this sponsoredwalk which was 2 laps of a course that followedthe coastal path out of Cromer into East Runtonthen looped out round Incleboro Fields to WestRunton before turning back to Cromer.

She was seen off from the Charitys Holt Roadheadquarters by the Youth Advisory Board whowere meeting there and was met about 4 hourslater by the About With Friends adult socialgroup who were in the caf prior to visitingthe cinema.

Development Manager Steve Smith walked withher and said: Rachael was ready for anotherlap but I needed a cuppa. Its marvellous thatRachael has done this walk but also great thatshe took on so much of the work involved andgot all her own sponsorship. We are all veryproud of her.

The money will be used to buy specialequipment for the charity.

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New ZealandA Users Guide By John Clarke

New Zealand is the most beautiful country in theworld, as is clearly stated in the UN Charter.

The land is nourished by warm sunshine eachmorning and receives good rainfall aroundlunchtime. It is an egalitarian nation made upof well over four million rugged individualistsand naturally gifted sportspeople and is run onalternate days by the government and whoeverbought the national infrastructure.

Like Australia, New Zealand was established asa colonial economy by the British. This meantthey bought our wool & our meat, although notfor our benet. It was purchased from the farmersby British companies, shipped on British ships

and processed in British factories before beingsold in British shops in British currency. Themoney then went into British banks.

I think we can probably all see the problem here.The British made more out of New Zealand than

New Zealanders did. This changed slightly in theearly 1970s when Britain went into the CommonMarket. Kids had been doing school projects aboutthis throughout the 60s but it came as an enormoussurprise to the New Zealand government and ithas taken them some time to adjust.

The principal business in N.Z. used to be sheep butthe country has now moved into milk in a big wayand if youd like to enjoy the beautifully cleanswift-owing New Zealand river system, youshould make every effort to get out there before

the dairy industry gets any more successful.

New Zealand also produces large quantities offruit, wine, sh, coal, wood pulp, ightless birds,

cups of tea, middle-distance runners and otherpeoples lm industries.

Before the British, the Maori people arrived fromHawaii in 1273, at about 4.15pm. There wereallegedly people here before called the Moriori,and may have been people even before that.

Like most major democracies, N.Z. is run byinternational capital and a few local big-shotswho tickle the till and produce a set of annualaccounts in a full range of colours.

The national parliament is in Wellington althoughvery little of any importance has ever occurredthere. The country works a lot better during theweekends than during the week, there are no statesand the senate voted itself out of existence after

WW2. When the Lower House eventually followstheir excellent example, constitutional expertsagree the next step will be beers all round.

In 1893, women in New Zealand were the rstin the world to get the vote and more recentlywomen have run as Prime Minister, OppositionLeader, Chief Justice and Governor General. Thecountrys most famous pop singer, best known

opera star, most famous short story writer, greatestnovelist and most consistent world championathlete are all women. Theyre not allowed inthe All Blacks as yet, but dont be fooled. Its

just a matter of time. New Zealand women arestroppy, imaginative and a major strength inboth the Maori and Pakeha cultures. In someNew Zealand families, women are practicallyrunning things.

During the 1970s, New Zealand was confrontedby very serious economic and political crises,although according to police records, theressome suspicion these were both inside jobs.

During that time N.Z. rugby administrators wereex-forwards who looked like spuds in their jacketsand when they announced that they were sendinganAll Blackteam on a tour to South Africa, therewere suggestions it might be time to go and getsome new spuds, and maybe some whod playedin the backs. At this stage Nelson Mandela had

served about 10 of his 27 years in prison and therest of the world took the radical left-wing positionthat democracy might be worth a try in the region.

New Zealand Prime Minister Norman Kirk wentto see the Rugby Union.

Im the Prime Ministerhe explained.Is that right?said the spuds.

Wed rather you didnt go to South AfricasaidNorman It will look like an endorsement of thewhite supremacist policies of the South Africangovernment, to which we are opposed.

So what?said the spuds. (Im summarising abit here, obviously).So its not going to happen, explained Norman.

The spuds were furious. They saw this action bythe government as a direct threat to the way thecountry was run, & after a smaller Prime Ministerhad been elected in 1975, the tour went ahead.

As a result of New Zealands endorsement of thewhite supremacist South African regime, theMontreal Olympics in 1976 were boycotted by26 African nations. So what?said the spudsand the smaller Prime Minister.

And so it was that the return Springbok tour ofNew Zealand in 1981 was a famous disaster, forthe spuds and the government did not have thesupport of the people, the nation was divided &brother spoke not to brother, nor sister to sister,nor yet generation to generation, each of its kind.

And there was a gnashing of teeth and the scribeswere thrown into a great confusion & there came

a heavy sadness upon the people and upon theland, and upon the face of the deep.

The economic crisis of the 70s occurred over theissue of debt. Was the N.Z. economyborrowingtoo much overseas? While this question was beingconsidered by economists, a Debt for Equity Swapwas organised by a group called I Just Drovethe Getaway Vehicle.

At the time government policy had not yet beenout-sourced; we still owned the infrastructure,

the power, the gas, the water, the phones, thepost ofce and the national airline.

The Bank of N.Z. was still a New Zealand bankand one or two of the newspapers were still ownedin the country. During the early 1980s however,the New Zealand economy was put in the handsof nance ministers due to a ling error, andauthorities are still looking for the black box.

A social democracy with only one previous ownerwas asset-stripped and was replaced by a seriesof franchises. Rugby sides stopped being calledCanterbury, Wellington, OtagoandAucklandand were instead given the names of animals,colours and weather conditions.

The next thing anyone knew theyd appointed

a currency dealer as Prime Minister and theequities market became a place of worship.

New Zealanders dont have much trouble workingout what they think. Its the next bit that mightneed some work. In 1969 I was standing in a pubin a country town in Otago.

Theyd run out of Speights & we were drinkinga beverage produced in the north. The man nextto me was deeply unimpressed and made anumber of uncharitable statements aboutthe quality of what was on offer.

You dont like it?I said. I donthe conrmed

Its bloody terriblehe said. He then thought fora moment and resolved the matter in his mind.

This the worst beer Ive ever tastedhe said.

Ill be glad when Ive had enough.This probably wasnt the answer.

Complaining about whats wrong but nottaking action, has the same effect as notnoticing whats wrong.

Incidentally, N.Z. remains the most beautifulcountry in the world. Theres no question aboutthis. You can go to any part of it with condence,at any time of year, with the possible exceptionof Hawera at Christmas, Otautau in Augustand Taihape in a stiff westerly.

From William Keddell

As a former Kiwi who moved to the UK in late1979, I have to say that life in New Zealand haschanged rather a lot in the last few decades.

Because of the low level of population, it doestend to still be rather lacking in different styles

and approaches to life generally.Yes, it is still very beautiful and remains a verypleasant place to visit, as I do every two or soyears, but it is not somewhere to live.

Many thanks to my brother William foremailing this to us.

Philip Keddell

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County Councillor for Hoveton and Stalham,Nigel Dixon, said:I am pleased that our workon the Conservation Area & heritage at formerRAF Coltishall has been recognised by the twodistrict councils & Historic England, and thatScottow Enterprise Park has now become anattractive place for businesses and the localcommunity. When we think back to what thesite looked like when we bought it two and ahalf years ago, it is clear to anyone who goesthere today that its being transformed. Thereis obviously still a lot of work to be done, butwe are heading in the right direction and thatsbeen taken into account in this latest report.

Archaeological sites are on the list of ConservationAreas & Scheduled Monuments at Risk when

they are recognised as being amongst the mostsignicant archaeological remains in England.

They range from burial mounds and hillfortsto 20th century industrial and military sites,providing immense historical depth to theplaces and landscapes.

Leader of Norfolk County Council, GeorgeNobbs, said: The site is really starting tocome back to life which is why we boughtit in the rst place to give this much-lovedRAF base a new lease of life.

I visited it only a few days ago and wasimpressed with the level of activity there.

Coming off the at risk register not only meansweve made signifcant progress & that Historic

England thinks that its in good hands, but thatit will also hopefully act as a stimulus for peopleto visit and operate at the site.

We now have 14 companies operating at Scottow Enterprise Park employing 64 people (full timeequivalents) and we hope this number willsteadily grow continuing to boost thelocal economy.

Mental WellbeingMindfulness, Emotional Wellbeing &Mental Health (Whats it all about)!

Hello and welcome to my new column whereeach month I will be exploring the many facetsof emotional and mental wellbeing in practiceand theory.

First I would like to share a bit about myself.

My name is David Maddax I am 44 yrs old anda fully qualied Person-Centred Counsellor

and member of the British Association forCounselling and Psychotherapy.

For the last 15 years I have been working with abroad range of organisations large & small mainlyin the public, volunteer and community sectors.

My work has not only involved counselling butrunning various workshops around our under-standing of emotional & mental wellness, the

practical application of mindfulness to our dailylives as well as demystifying and challengingtaboos about mental health in todays society.

I have also facilitated various support groupsfor health issues such as prostate Cancer, andspent 12 months training with Indian Yogamasters as well as a meditative guru.

I moved to the village of Sidestrand earlier thisyear and hope to continue & expand on this workwithin the community by offering various work-shops & courses outlined above as well as dropin sessions where people can come along for acup of tea and a chat and ask any questions theywish around these subjects or others in relationto emotional wellbeing.

Each month I will cover subject matter relevantto communities living in rural communities suchas the impact of isolation, who cares for the carer,recession depression, mindfulness & meditation,what does counselling mean for me and more.

(If you have a particular subject you would likeme to write about please drop me an email andI will endeavour to do so).

After moving into a new area I naturally beganto explore community activities within thelocal area during the summer and was greatlyimpressed by the myriad of activity groupsavailable in North Norfolk.

From hobbies based, including arts & crafts,small festivals, lots of car-boot sales, whichI love exploring, music, to gardening andoffering so much for me to engage in.

Of course as a counsellor I also took note ofspecialist therapeutic opportunities withinthe area and found limited options.

As in much of the country, due to the currentnancial situation, funding has been cut out ofsuch services and rural areas such as Norfolk

have been hit hard, yet there is a substantialneed for such provision especially with theincrease in mental health issues in our fastmoving and highly pressurized society.

Yet the costs and lack of understanding of suchsupport can be discouraging for many people.

This is something I hope to challenge as wellas focusing on ways of nurturing our mentalhealth to avoid the pitfalls that can lead toan imbalance in our overall wellbeing.

If you wish to contact me about anything inthis issues article please drop me a line.

Or if you would like me to attend one of yourgroups for a discussion please get in touch.

I am easily persuaded with a cup of tea and aslice of cake or even better a bacon butty!.

David Maddax Dip. (M)BACP.


Mobile: 07941 106 928

Historic AirfieldNo Longer At RiskThe Second World War and Cold War formeraireld, RAF Coltishall, has been rescued andremoved from Historic Englands Heritage atRisk Register annual survey of the health ofthe historic environment.

This time last year the aireld was described asbeing in very bad condition & deterioratingor deteriorating signifcantly. But now the sitehas been restored to good enough condition toenable it to reach the requirements to beremoved from the list.

When the County Council purchased the sitefor 4m in 2013, it had been decaying formore than six years as it was unused.

The 2nd World War, Cold War & later landscapewas overgrown and neglected and many of thebuildings had leaking roofs, broken windowsand were in urgent need of repairs.

Working with local communities, Nth Norfolkand Broadland Councils, the Spirit of ColtishallAssoc. & Historic England, the County Councilquickly started to reverse the sites decline, andvisitors and people working for businesses atthe newly named Scottow Enterprise Parktoday see a huge improvement.

In addition to day-to-day grounds and buildingmaintenance of the 600-acre site, recent heritageprojects have included detailed surveys andconservation repairs on a Second World Warghter pen and its shed and refurbishment ofpart of the iconic control tower so it can beopened up for visitors.

2nd World War ghter pen & shed. Before.

2nd World War ghter pen & shed. After.

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A Young Ventriloquist..... is touring and, one night, hes doing

a show in a small shing town.With his dummy on his knee, he starts goingthrough his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth rowstands on her chair and starts shouting:

Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotypeblonde women that way?

What does the colour of a womans hair haveto do with her worth as a human being?

Its men like you who keep women like mefrom being respected at work and in thecommunity, and from reaching our fullpotential as people.

Its people like you that make others thinkthat all blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to perpetuatediscrimination against, not only blondes,but women in general... pathetically, allin the name of humour!

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins toapologise, but the blonde yells:

You stay out of this! Im talking to thatlittle s**t on your knee!

Thanks to Jackie Edwards for this

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They happily described the adventure, the veryblustery winds and the bird of preys claws!

The pupils are happy to converse on so manysubjects and I admired their skill at storytelling and their wide vocabulary.

The morning was nished off with one oftheir now famous rafes where one ladywas very lucky much to everyonesamusement!

Thank you all at Northrepps Schoolfor a very enjoyable morning.

Liz King

The Benefits ofParaffin WaxYou Dont Need To SufferYou may already be familiar with parafnwax as a luxurious addition to a manicureor pedicure.

But you may be surprised at what elseparafn wax can offer, its benets gobeyond skin-deep!

Parafn wax is a common option in heattherapy treatments for people with arthritisor other rheumatic disorders.

Doctors, Physiotherapists, Podiatrists andArthritis specialists, have recommendedParafn Wax therapy since the 1960s.

It is one of the most effective ways ofapplying heat to reduce the swelling inmuscles, tendons and ligaments.

It can decrease inammation of joints andconnective tissues, soothing aches and

pain and also improving circulation oftired and sore muscles plus aidingwith water retention.

Decades later, it became widely used asa beauty treatment to soften skin.

This petroleum-based product hydrates andsoftens skin while coating the skins surface.

It also increases circulation to the skin andopens pores, which allows the hydratingelements to penetrate the outer layersof the skin. This makes it a goodcandidate for treating dry skin& moisturising cuticles.

The treatment is particularly popular in thewinter when people experience seasonal dryskin, cracked heels & hands allowing forincreased movement and mobility.

How Heated Parafn Is Applied

Prior to your treatment the area will bethoroughly cleansed and gently massagedusing appropriate oils or creams.

Because its a soft wax, it melts at a lowerthan normal temperature in a controlled

electric heat chamber, this means thatthe skin can be coated without causingburning or blistering.

The warmed wax is applied to the chosenarea from the individual spray cartridges,eliminating any possible cross contaminationthat may possibly occur with other sharingparafn bath options. Once the wax hascooled it will set and can be easily peeledaway leaving you with super soft skinand all the benets of above!

Clients can sit in comfort on an electrichydraulic chair while having treatment.

The treatments cost 20 for feet,

20 for hands and for both 35.

Below are just a few examples of theletters that I have received:

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SchoolOn 6th October I was invited to join pupils,their families and friends at North ReppsSchool for conversation and coffee alongwith delicious savouries and sweets.

I met the pupils from Acorn and Oak Treeclasses some of whom told me how much theyhad enjoyed the visit they had made earlierthat week in the schools mini bus to thebird sanctuary at Cley.

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Seasonal FluThe best time to have a u vaccine is in theautumn so contract your GP practice nowto arrange your vaccination.

Studies have shown that the u jab does workand will help prevent you getting the u.

It wont stop all u viruses (and it will not protectagainst the common cold)and the level of pro-tection may vary between people, so its not a100% guarantee that youll be u-free, but ifyou do get u after vaccination its likely to

be milder and shorter-lived than it wouldotherwise have been.

There is also evidence to suggest that the ujab can reduce your risk of having a stroke.

Over time, protection from the injected uvaccine gradually decreases and u strainsoften change.

For this reason new u vaccines are producedeach year which is why people advised to havethe u jab need it every year too.

Flu can be more severe in certain people,such as: anyone over the age of 65

pregnant women

children and adults with an underlying healthcondition (particularly long-term heart orrespiratory disease)

children and adults with weakenedimmune systems

Anyone in these risk groups is more likely todevelop potentially serious complications ofu, such as pneumonia (a lung infection), soit is recommended that they have a uvaccine every year to protect them.

The u vaccine is given free on the NHSas an annual injection to:

adults over the age of 18 at risk of u(including everyone over 65)

children aged six months to two years

at risk of u

The u vaccine is given as an annualnasal spray to:

children aged two to 17 years at a particularrisk of u

healthy children aged two, three and fouryears old

some year groups at school

Flu can be unpleasant, but if you are otherwisehealthy it will usually clear up on its own withina couple of weeks.

Inuenza (fu)has many symptoms includingfever, tiredness, aches & pains, headache, sorethroat & cough. Most people who are otherwiset & well do not need to see a doctor with ubut DO need to treat the symptoms.

Paracetamol and/or ibuprofen will help thefever, headache and aches whilst a coughlinctus (ask your local pharmacy for onesuitable for you)will help the cough.

It is important to rest whilst you have u andmost people end up on the sofa or in bed!

Drink plenty of uids (you may lose your appetite)take regular painkillers and be aware that whilstthe acute symptoms of fever etc. resolve inaround a week, the general fatigue associatedwith u often takes another week or two toresolve completely and you may need sometime off work at this stage.

If you have a fever you are probably infectiousso please avoid coming to the surgery andspreading the u, but ask the receptionistto make you a telephone appointment.

If your symptoms are not resolving within twoweeks of onset or you have a chronic medicalcondition it may be worth discussing yoursymptoms with a nurse or doctor.

Adapted from information available NHSChoices; www.nhs.uk

Dr Daryl Freeman, MBChB, MRCGP, DRCOGMundesley Medical Centre

This article aims to supply information of ageneral nature and cannot substitute for theadvice of a medical professional. The article

is not intended to diagnose health problems orto take the place of professional medical care.If you have any concerns, consult your own

doctor. Every effort is made to ensure that theinformation provided is accurate and correct atthe date of publication. No liability is accepted

for any omission or inaccuracy.

Cromer LibraryNow offer a signposting session run by

Age Concern North Norfolkfrom 10am -12noon on the rst and third

Thursday of each month.

If you need help and advice on a wide rangeof issues come along and have a chat

with one of their volunteers.

A ReminderIf you love reading or listening to booksbut nd it difcult to get to the library,

we have volunteers from the Royal

Voluntary Service who can deliverbooks to your door once a month.

For more details & to arrange a visit contactthe Library on 01263 512 850

The Home Library Service is for people whoare unable to get out of the home whether

permanently or temporarily.

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Medical NegligenceRichard Barr experienced clinical negligence solicitorbased in North Norfolk. Free preliminary consultation without

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NNCs Public Health is supportingnew legislation preventing peoplesmoking in vehicles carryinganyone under 18.

The new law makes it illegal fordrivers or passengers to light upin a vehicle in a bid to protectchildren from the dangers ofsecondhand (passive) smoke.Secondhand smoke contains over4,000 chemicals & exposure to itcan lead to an increased risk ofcancer, heart disease, bronchitisand cot death.

People failing to comply with thenew rules could face a 50 xedpenalty notice.

Suzanne Meredith, a Consultantat Public Health at NCC, said:

More than 80% of secondhandsmoke is invisible and odourlessbut just because you cant see itdoesnt mean its harmless.

Smoking is the biggest cause ofearly death & quitting smoking iswhat we want people to do. Buthopefully the new law will makepeople think about the health ofothers, especially children.

Research shows that many youngpassengers feel embarrassed orworried about asking adults to stopsmoking which is which is whythe rules are an important stepin protecting children from theharm of secondhand smoke.

The health risks of exposure tosecondhand smoke are wellestablished and in the UK ithas been against the law tosmoke in vehicles used forwork since July 2007.

According to the British LungFoundation, more than 430,000children are exposed to secondhand smoke in cars each week.

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AylshamBridge Club7pm Fri 7.15pm t: 761 308Broadland Junior Chess8.30am term-time Sat. t: 735 740Country Marketeach Friday 8.50-noonCricket Clubindoor Sun 3-5pm t: 510 102Evening WI7.30pm 1st Thurs Town Hall.ExtendOver 60s Exercise Fridays Jubilee Family Centret: 01692 407 851Farmers Market9am-1pm 1st & 3rd Sat.F.I.T.group 2nd & 4th Weds t:731 177

Flower Club2nd Wed 7.30pm Town HallFitness Yoga/Pilates Tues & Thurs Friendship Hall t:01692 538 569Gym ClubFri 5pm. High School t: 576 609Inspired Gardenersgroup. 2nd Thurs 10.30 - noon.Methodist Church Hall. t:733 535.Lammas KC Lodge ROAB Tues 8.15pm Sutton SchoolOf Dance, Mill Row.Meditation ClassesThurs 12.30 -1.30pm Friends MeetingHouse, Peggs YardMonday StallParish Church 8.30-noonN. N. Mental Health Users & CarersForum2nd WedsJubilee Centre 1- 3.30pm.RBL(Womens) 1st Mon Salvation Army HallN.N. Speakers Club7pm alt.Wed High School t: 01692 402 662Scalextric ClubPresto Park Weds 7.15pm.t: 01603 754 319Quaker MeetingsSun 10.30am Peggs Yard

YogaTues 7.30pm Peggs Yard. t: 732 426

CromerAge ConcernFri 10am The Cottage.Aqua Therapy ClassesMon 11am. Wed 7pm CountryClub t: 07885501 914Air Training Corps7pm Mon & Thurs, High School t: 515 452Baptist Church1st & 3rd Sat Coffee morning t:576 524Bridge (Duplicate) Mon 7pm t: 822 778C.A.B.Appointments: t : 01692 405 847Christian FellowshipSun 10.30am former Gospel Hall t:838 180Diabetes UK4thThurs 7.30pm Methodist Church Hall. t:01692 405 492Elderberries Badminton 3pm Mon & Fri Sports hall. t: 761 142Elderberries Short Mat Bowls3 Mon & Fri Sports hall. t:511 2461st Suffield Park Guides7pm.Weds. info: www.girlguiding.org.uk/get_involved.aspxFlower Club7.20pm 3rd Mon Junior School. t: 513 408Folk Dance Club 7.30pm Tues Community Hall t: 578 224Garden Society7.30pm 2nd Weds Community Hall t: 514 399Hockey ClubMon under16 6.30pm Adults 7.15pm SportsCentre t: 01692 404 440Korean Martial Artst: 07765 282 981Lip reading classes Weds 1.30pm. Methodist Church Roomst:0344 800 8020N.N.Amateur Radio Group9am. Thurs: 88 Central Road.t:512 377or 824 275N & N Assoc.for Blind 9.30-1pm Tues Merchants Place.N.N. Mencap Society Thurs 1pm Merchants Place. t: 578 116Parkinsons Disease Society10.30am 2nd Wed of monthSt. John Hall, Bond St.R.E.M.E. 2pm. 1st Wed Halsey Hse t: 512 450RBL2pm 1st Wed. The Cottage t:510 146RBL Womens Section 2.30pm 1st ThursSing for Joy GroupThurs 10am. Community Centre. t: 570 117St John AmbulanceAdults Tues 7.30pm. Cadets Tues5.45pm St John Hall, Bond St.Tabletop/Craft SaleSat 10am-4pm Parish Hall. t: 649 441

Taekwondo Sports Centre. t: 711 824Tai Chi For HealthWed 2pm Community Centre t: 823 007Tennis ClubSun, Weds & Fri t:513 741The One Oclock Clubover 60s.1pm Thurs. Barkers Herne.W.I.2nd Thurs 2 pm, Garden St.

OverstrandAcorns Parent & Toddler Group 1.30pm Thurs (term-time)Belfry School. t: 579 275.Gardening Club2.30pm 1st Tues Parish Hall t: 576 437Carpet Bowls2.30pm Thurs. Parish Hall t: 833 369Cromer Orchestra 7-9pm Belfry Arts Centre. t: 511 600Railway Quilters & Craft Group2nd & 4th Tues.10-12Parish Hall t: 576 986Strand Club2nd Wed 2.30pm The Pavilion t: 579 433W.I.3rd Wed 7.30pm Parish Hall t: 834 242

MundesleyBadmintonTues & Fri am: Coronation Hall. Tel: 722 835

Bowls PavilionBingo: Sun 7.30pm, Whist Drive: Tues,Wed & Fri 1.45pm t: 721 815Cafe Church1st Weds 10.30am Church Rooms.Carpet Bowls Mon 1.30pm Coronation Hall t: 720 344Come & Meet Club3rd Weds 11am. Royal Hotel t:720 558Community Choir Tues 7.30pm Methodist Church t:722 022Craft Club10am1st & 3rd Mon Coronation Hall. t 720 549Creative Writing Group1st Fri 2.15pm Library t:720 702Knit & NatterTues 4-5pm Library t:720 702

LibraryMon & Sat:10-1pm,Tues 2-5.30pm Fri 10-1pm &2-6.30pm. t: 720 702Luncheon Clubfor over 60s & disabled. Mon &Thurs12-2pm Free Church t :721 984MADRA t: 07734 689 978RBL4th Weds Haig Club. t: 722 238RBL Womens 3rd Weds 1.45pm Coronation Hall t:721 021Rhythm Club8pm lst Mon. Oct - April The Ship t: 721 604Scrabble ClubFri 2pm Church Rooms. t:720 663or720 107Table Tennis Thurs 7pm Coronation Hall t: 722 930Village Cinema7.30pm Coronation Hall 2nd Tues

Info:www.mundesley.org/filmW.I.2nd Mon 7pm Church Rooms t: 720 744

North WalshamAgeUK4th Thurs 10am Drop in. Library t: 01692 402 482Animal Magic Dog Clubt: Kathy 720 730Beginners Tai Chi & Qigong. Tues St. Benets Hall.Qigong 6.30pm. Tai Chi 7.30pm. t: 01603 466 120Bipolar Self Help Group3rd Thurs 2pm Saddlers Shopt: 0854 434 9872Charity BingoWeds 8pm Community Centre.t: 01692 407 214ExtendOver 60s Exercise Mon. Methodist Church Hallt:01692 407 851JudoTues 7pm. Millfield Primary School. t: Hazel:579 345Lions Club7.30pm 1st Mon. Community Centre.t:01692 400 702N.N. Speakers Club7pm alt. Weds. High Schoolt: Gillian :01692 650 250Parkinson Support Group 2nd Tues 10:30amSacred HeartChurch Hall. t:01692 406 486Quaker MeetingsSun 10.30am Meeting House,Mundesley Rd. near Swafield.RAFA7.30pm First Tues. Bluebell InnReading 4 U3rd Wed 9.45am St.Johns Hall t: 768 164Short & Sweetbook group 1-2pm Tues every 3 weeksLibrary. t: 01692 402 482Spiritualist Centre Sun: 6.30pm St Johns Ambulance Hall.The Wheel of Light1st Thurs 7.30pm Orchard GardensPub. t: 721 484Victory ExplorersWeds eve 14 - 18 yrs t: 01692 406415Walsham Writers Group: www.walshamwritersgroup.comWeavers Morris DancersWed 7.45pm St Nicholas Roomt: 01692 404 447

SheringhamBeetle Drive3rd Tues.7.30pm St.Josephs ChurchBridgeThe Morley. Duplicates Thurs 7pm Beginners Fri 2pm

t: 822 087Bounce & Rhyme under 5s Tues 10.15am : Library. t: 822 874CAB.YESU,Thurs 10-2pm t:01692 402 570Chess. All ages & abilities. 7.30 Fri. Morley Club. t: 576 575.Christian Spiritualist ChurchTues 7.30pm Oddfellows Hallt 513 067English Country DancingMons 7.30pm Methodist ChurchHall t: 01692 404 447Evening W.I.2nd Mon. Community Centre t: 649 227Gingerbread Fri pm. Friends Meeting Hse t: 0785 9364 702Harry Upcher Lodge ROAB Mon 8.15pm Tyneside Club.Hearing Aid Clinic 10-12pm 1st Mon. Age Concern.Ladies Fellowship7.30pm 2nd Tues Salvation Army.Lip reading classesThurs 1.30 - 3.30pm Health Centret: 0344 800 8002MSmeet 7pm 1st & 3rd Wed. Robin Hood Pub, t: 823 392Old Shannocks2.15pm last Wed. Community Rooms.Quaker MeetingsSun 10.30am Cremer St.

RAFA.11am 3rd Tues of month. t:519 684Saturday Super SaleFirst Sat 9-11am. Salvation Army Hall.Sheringham & Cromer Lions Club2nd & 4th Tues.The Morley Club. t: 821 276Sheringham Lace Makers.Mon 1pm, St Andrews ChurchHall. t: 822 075.Sheringham SingersLadies Choir Tues 2pmLighthouseCommunity Church t: 768 126Sheringham Voyager2pm 1st & 3rd Thurs CommunityCentre t: 01692 500 550Sheringham Youth Choir11-18yrs.Weds 7pm (term time)Baptist ChurchFellowship Choir10am Mon St. Andrews Church. t:761 482

The RuntonsBingoSun & Wed 7.30pm Bernies Social Club East RuntonN.N. Chess ClubFri 7.30pm. W. Runton Social Club t: 823 814Pilates ClassesAll ages, abilities, male /female.

Mon.10am E. Runton Community Hall t: 588 935or Mob.07900 733 832 Philatelic Society2nd Mon 7.30pmWest Runton Church Hall.Cromer & Sheringham Probus Club 12.30pm 1st Tues,Links Hotel t:824 306Rotary ClubWeds 6pm except 5th Weds Dormy HouseW.Runton, t: 578 194Sequence DancingMon 7.30pm E. Runton Village Hall.t:01692 403 071

West Runton Scouts info : 712 288W.I.2.15pm 2nd Wed. W. Runton Church Hall

TriminghamAll at Pilgrim Shelter. Free ParkingWhistMon & Thurs 1 for1.15pm deal. t: Liz 834 965

YogaMon 7.30pm t: Linda 834 349Slimming ClubTues 1.45pm t: Val 579 797

Elsewhere

1st Suffield Park GuidesWeds eveningswww.girlguiding.org.uk/get_involved.aspxAcol Bridge Club Tues 2pm. All abilities.Weybourne Village Hall. t:515 588Badminton Thurs. Gresham Village Hall t: 07917 596 797Beachcombers Dining Club1st Mon 7pm: The FeathersHotel, Holt. t: Hazel 838 566Cash BingoTues 8pm Aldborough community centre.Cantamus Choir 7.30pm Thurs. Southrepps Church.t: 07785 782 498.Crazee Kidz Club7pm 2nd & 4th Fri. term time. RoughtonVillage Hall 7-16yrs. t:768 138Cromer& Sheringham BrassBand7.45pm Thurs UpperSheringham Village Hall t:733 638Cromer Air Rifle Club9am Sun. Nr. Sheringham. t: 570 223Extendexercise for over 60s Mon 2.30pm NorthreppsVillage Hall t:768 159Farmers Market 1st Sun 9.30am - 12.30pm AldboroughCommunity Hall t: 768 766Fit Together Health Walkst: 07766 259 999Fit Together Tea Dance Tues 2-4pm Briston CopemanCentre - 2 Info: 07766 259 999Greenfingers Gardening Club 7.30pm 1st Thurs JubileeHall, Banningham t:761 620Gym ClubThurs 5-8pm Northrepps Village Hall t: 576 609Knapton Ladies Club 3rd Mon 7.30pm Knapton VillageHall t:720 908.MS GroupMon 10-2pm Southrepps Village Hall t: 823 392Nordic WalkingTues & Thurs 11am. t: 07825 773 368Norfolk Dixieland Jazz Band1.30pm 1st Sun Goat Inn,Skeyton.Free. t: 01692 538 600.Norfolk Submariners1st Wed 12noon Kings Head,Horsham St Faith t: 511 758N.N. Minni House Club 2nd Thurs 2pm Bodham VillageHall t: 826 970.N. Walsham Cage Bird Club8pm 3rd TuesFelmingham Village Hall. t: 01692 404 750

Northrepps Pre-SchoolMon-Fri Term-time t:579 396Northrepps R.B.L. 1st Mon. 2nd.Mon. BHs. 7.30pm.Northrepps Cottage t: 579 633.N.N. Model EngineeringClub1st Fri 7.30pm High KellingSocial Centre.Prize Bingo 7.30pm 1st & 3rd Fri Gimingham Village HallRoughton & District WI.2nd weds of month. 7.30pmRoughton Village Hall t: 768 106.Roughton Under 5sPlaygroup t:07553 456 083Rubys Prize Bingo. 1st Sat of month 7.30pm. LowerSouthrepps Social ClubSeniors Swimming Mon & Weds am., Fri pm. GreshamsSwimming Pool, Holt. t: 711 123Suffield Park Bowls Club. Whist Drives Tues 2.15pm.Fri twice monthly 7.30pm.Traditional Catholic Latin Mass4th. Sun 5.30pm MissionRooms Horsham St. Faiths (opp.Church) t: 01603 788 873Trunch Bumbles Pre-school t: 720 931Trunch Friends2nd Tues 2pm Trunch Village Hall t:721 570

Trunch Methodist Church 1st Sat 10am - noon.CoffeeMorning. Stalls Cakes t: 720 145Weybourne Folk Club3rd Sun 3-6pm Maltings Hotel,Weybourne.t:588 781Whist Drive:7.30pm 3rd Friday Antingham Village HallWoodlands Pre-Schoolphone for info t: 834 148

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Saturday 7th November

10am - 1pm: Knapton Village Hall

Table Top Sale ~ Books, Cakes & Bric-a-Brac.Refreshments available. Raising funds for muchneeded repairs to the hall.

10am - 4pm : Coronation Hall Mundesley

Craft Fair ~Lots of unusual Crafts by local peoplefor you to browse through and purchase. CharityStalls and Tombola. Entry and Parking are Free.

Sunday 8th November

10 for 10.45am : St Botolphs Church, Trunch

RBL Remembrance Sunday ~Service

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10 for 10.45am : All Saints Church, Mundesley

RBL Remembrance Day Service ~RBL WomensSection will be laying poppies on the graves of theservicemen & women.

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Volunteering Open Morning ~The Volunteer Centreprovides info & guidance on opportunities in thelocal area. Info: 519 454or visit:www.merchantsplace.co.uk

1pm: from Old Bus Station Cromer, calling atNth Lodge Gate & The Surgery

The Cromer Society ~Excursion to the Madder-market Theatre Norwich Matinee Performance ofBronte by Polly Teale

From 6pm:Deers Glade, White Post Rd, Hanworth.

Halloween Fireworks Spectacular ~Bonfire lit at7pm & fireworks start at 7.30pm. Hog Roast Rolls,hot dogs, pies & pasties, vegetarian options, beer &soft drinks, mulled wine. Family ticket (2 adults & 2children) 14. single 4. In aid of About With Friends

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9am - 1pm : Pilgrim Shelter, Trimingham

Table Top Sale ~Free parking, organic fresh bread,local jams & more. Book a table 5 Tel Liz: 834 965

Wednesday 4th November10am-12noon : Mundesley Library

Introduction to Family History ~ 2 hour workshopshowing how to start you off on your family tree.3p.p. Booking essential on:720 702 Knowledge ofcomputers necessary.

2pm : Pilgrim Shelter, Trimingham

Mindfullness/Wellness Talk ~by David Maddax.FREE Refreshments & Free parking.

2 - 4pm : Sheringham Library

Introduction to Family History ~ 2 hour workshopto show how the library can start you off on yourfamily tree. Knowledge of computers necessary.3 pp. Booking essential on : 822 874


Cromer Society Recorded Music ~ Flights ofFancy presented by Iris Reeder.


9am - midday: N.Walsham Community Centre

Table Top Sale ~ Tables available at 5 (double )).To book phone: 01692 402 116. Raising funds forNth Walsham Players.

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2pm : Mundesley Coronation Hall

Kids Village Cinema ~Shaun The Sheep. Warm,funny & brilliantly animated. All Tickets 2 on Door.Refreshments Available. Sheep Mask Makingactivities when Doors open at 1.30pm.Find outmore at www.mundesley.org/film

Tuesday 17th November

6.30 - 8pm : Merchants` Place, CromerFree Internet Safety Workshop ~Social media,anti-virus protection, online purchases, internetbanking etc. For info, drop in to Merchants` Place orcall 519 454or email [email protected]

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7.30pm: Sheringham Little TheatreAnd Evermore Shall Be So ~A humorous murdermystery by Norman Robbins, directed by Greg Pope.The play explores events surrounding a murder thattook place 4 years previously in the sleepy villageof Athleston near Norwich. Tickets 10 from thetheatre box office.

Friday 20th NovemberFrom 12pm: Church Rooms Mundesley

Soup & Pudding Lunch ~ Come & enjoy. 4.00Raffle. Proceeds go to All Saints Church funds

Wednesday 25th November


Cromer Society Recorded Music~ A Storypresented by Frances Lee

Saturday, 28th November

9am - 12pm: Methodist Church SheringhamTable Top Sale ~Wide variety of stalls includingFairtrade. Tea, coffee and biscuits available.Do you need ideas for Christmas?.

10am - 1pm: Coronation Hall & Church Rooms,MundesleyChristmas Fayre ~ Mundesley & District WomensRBL Christmas Fayre ~ An event not to be missed.Christmas decorations, presents & cakes, tombola,bric-a-brac, home furnishing & jewellery on sale. Somany stalls it will take place in the Coronation Hall& Church Rooms opposite. Tasty refreshments ofdrinks, cakes & savouries. Raising money for theRBL Benevolent Fund that benefits so many.

1pm: from old Bus Station Cromer.

Cromer Society Excursion ~ Maddermarket TheatreNorwich. Matinee of Star Quality by Noel Coward.Coach calls at North Lodge Gate & The Surgery

7.30pm: Cromer Parish Church

London Mozart Players ~with Sheringham &Cromer Choral Society. Conductor: Harry Hogg,

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