Mr SoMebody & Mr Nobody - withtank.commedia.withtank.com/468fe82521/mrsomebodymrnobody2.pdf · Mr SoMebody & Mr Nobody Nobody but Mr Somebody & Mr Nobody’s self- awarded five star

M r S o M e b o dy & M r N o b o dy

Nobody but M r S omebody & M r Nobody ’s self - awarded f ive star paraphernal ia carr ies the off ic ial

INKUKU VERY GOLD SEAL and

the paper to prove i t .

i s an impor tant business-man f rom the Gold Cit y in Southern Afr ica . He l ives where he was born because that i s where he is f rom. He dr ives a Luxur y German Sedan with his in-s ignia on a l l four doors. H is t wo personal ass istants, Heidi and Sharon, keep his of f ic ia l badge nice and shiny so i t catches the gl int of h is gold f i l l ing when he f lashes a smi le and the sun is sett ing on his lapel . They hold his um-brel la over h im as the heat beats hot-hot and tune out the stat ic when songs about lost love and leav-ing home play on his radio. Together the three make u n p r e d i c t a b l e - t h i n g s -of-beaut y that exude A f r o - C o o l - U n i v e r s a l - S t y l e

to se l l in their Afro -Pop -Up -Shops to a l l t ypes of d iscr iminat ing tastes. Captur ing ever y poss ible angle on good t imes, bad t imes and strange t imes, most of what they make st icks in your brain l ike memories of home. Only M r Somebody & M r Nobody is dr iv ing and f ly ing and car ving and spending to br ing your home plucked wood chickens ; g l i t tered doi ly proverbs to l ive by ; Fat Boys made in Ghana that don’t resemble the protot ype; mult iple use k hanga c loths that broad-cast warnings about quick love and whir l ing snakes in the a i r ; p lus l i fe enhanc -ing pic tures of a piggy back ing goat having a bic ycle r ide.

KHANGAs100% COTTON MULTIPURPOSE CLOTH

D R E S S D R E S STO W E L S A R O N G

S H AW L B AG D O E KS K I R T

A great woman once said that there are a hundred and one ways to use a khanga, but that includes counting things like using the cloth to shoo away animals or to swat at flies. Since that’s not what you do each day Mr Somebody & Mr Nobody rules those uses out, so that leaves 99 ways to use a khanga. His two personal assistants each keep one of these multipurpose cloths in their handbags and are inclined to use them as needs arise.

THey C AN beCoMe:

But the most important reason for *you* using these cloths is because of the messages on them, they tune you like radios and help amplify you to be heard in large crowds, or in small crowds they play like a little advertising jingle that makes people stop, listen and whistle.

A S arongA ShawlA Picnic blanketA b each Towel

A Wall HangingA Chair ThrowA b ag A Sk ir t

A d ressA Tablecloth A Car S eat Cover A b ed end Cloth

C H A I R CO V E RTA B L E C LOT H

B E D E N D C LOT H WA L L H A N G I N G

KHANGAsTHE STUbbORN C HIC kEN COLLECTIONA stubborn chicken learns its lesson in a hot pot of soup

KHANGAsTHE PIGGYbAC kING GOAT COLLECTIONCross the river in a crowd and the crocodile won’t eat you

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CoLor:W H I T E

CoLor:B Lu E C R I S S C R O S S

CoLor:R u S T y R E D

CoLor:A F R O P O P D O T S

SIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cmSIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cm

M u l t i p u r p o s e c l o t h MAde IN: USA MAde oF: 100% CottonM u l t i p u r p o s e c l o t h MAde IN: USA MAde oF: 100% Cotton

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KHANGAsTHE WHIRL A SNAkE COLLECTIONDo not whirl a snake in the air when you have killed it; the ones that remain in their holes will see you

SIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cm

KHANGAsTHE EGG NEVER SITS COLLECTIONAn egg never sits on a hen

SIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cm


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KHANGAsTHE CREST COLLECTIONDo not tell the man carrying you that he stinks

SIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cm

KHANGAsTHE FL AG COLLECTIONMr S & N

SIZe: 42” x 64” / 106cm x 162cm


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K H A N G A PAC K AG I N G

KHANGAsVARIET Y PAC kS

K Aroo VArIe T y PACK :

White Crest K hanga, Red Flag K hanga, B lue Flag K hanga

GoLd CIT y VArIe T y PACK :

Baby Blue Whir l a Snake K hanga, Red Flags Piggyback ingGoat K hanga, White Stubborn Chicken K hanga

M r Somebody and M r Nobody ’s ass istants picked out these splendid assor tments to help those having trouble mak ing decis ions.

KWA ZULU NATAL VArIe T y PACK :

Pink Crest K hanga, Baby Blue Flag K hanga, Yel low Crest K hanga

CUsHIONsRADIO

CUsHIONsLUXURY GERMAN SEDAN

These radios cushion your rump dur ing long tedious produc t ions, take the edge of f s tadium seat ing, keep you comfy on long journeys, p lus make your room s ing when set on your sofa .

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SIZe: 18” x 18”

1 2 4 aSIZe: 10.5”(H) x 17”( W ) x 3 .5” (D) Se T: 3 R adios

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F R O N T

B A By B Lu E & B R O W N

W H I T E & B Lu E B AC K

MAde IN: USA MAde oF: 100% Cotton Twi l l

MAde oF: Si lkscreened gl i t ter on 100% Cotton

MAde IN: USA

BOXEs TO DIE FORAEROPL ANE bOX

BOXEs TO DIE FORLUXURY GERMAN SEDAN bOX

A E R O P L A N E O P E N - ( G O L D C H I C K E N N OT I N C Lu D E D ) Lu X u Ry G E R m A N S E D A N O P E N - ( G O L D C H I C K E N N OT I N C Lu D E D )

I n Ghana, i t i s customar y to send loved ones of f in beaut i fu l -ly car ved, painted boxes that resemble their most precious possess ion in l i fe. . .a sewing machine, a cel l phone, a Coke bott le. Bur y your c lutter in these top notch VIP containers to ensure your k nick k nacks a smooth r ide out of s ight .

Lu X u Ry G E R m A N S E D A N C LO S E D

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MAde IN: Ghana MAde oF: Wood and enamel paint

SIZe: ± 21 1/2” x 37” x 36 1/2”

L i m i t e d e d i t i o n o f e l e ve n . O n e o f a k i n d, h a n d ca r ve d.


SIZe: ± 20” x 9 1/2” x 10”

A E R O P L A N E C LO S E D

L i m i t e d e d i t i o n o f t e n . O n e o f a k i n d, h a n d ca r ve d.

BOXEs TO DIE FORRADIO bOX

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SMALL r AdIo SIZe:bIG r AdIo SIZe:

bIG r AdIo CoLorS:

13.5” x 8 .5” x 3” 28 .5” x 18” x 6”

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L i m i t e d e d i t i o n o f t we n t y f i ve s m a l l ra d i o s. L i m i t e d e d i t i o n t we n t y f i ve b i g ra d i o s. O n e o f a k i n d, h a n d ca r ve d.

S m A L L W H I T E R A D I O - F R O N T A N D B AC K

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B I G W H I T E R A D I O - F R O N T A N D B AC K

B I G W H I T E R A D I O - S I D E A N D O P E N

S m A L L B R O W N R A D I O - F R O N T A N D B AC K

S m A L L B Lu E R A D I O - F R O N T A N D B AC K

BOXEs TO DIE FORPLUC kED C HIC kEN bOX

C H I C K E N O P E N - ( B Lu E C H I C K E N N OT I N C Lu D E D )

C H I C K E N C LO S E D

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C R O CO D I L E S W R E S T L I N G

Who’s afra id of these bad l i t t le crocodi les? “Not I , not I , not I ! ” (Say our business man and his ass istants) . I n fac t you’ l l eat them up when you see them!

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CoLorS:

± 12” long / ± 30cm long

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C R O CO D I L E S m I G R AT I N G

B A By B Lu E PA L E y E L LO W

L i m i t e d e d i t i o n o f e l e ve n . O n e o f a k i n d, h a n d ca r ve d.


SIZe: ± 25” x 18” x 6”

L i m i t e d, o n e o f a k i n d, h a n d ca r ve d.

MAde IN: Ghana MAde oF: Wood and enamel paint .

TC HOTC HKEs mADE IN AFRICAPLUC kED WOOD C HIC kEN


T h e c h i c ke n s a r e a va i l a b l e w i t h a n i n s i g n i a o r p l a i n .T h e s t a r b u r s t i s s o l d s e p a ra t e l y.

CHICKeN SIZe: 15” x 9” - 14” x 7” / 38 x 23cm - 35 x 18cm

PL AIN CHICKeN CoLorS:

B A By B Lu E G O L DPA L E y E L LO W

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Af ter being plucked f rom Ghana, these chickens took a long internat ional f l ight and now they can be used just about any where any how, but M r Somebody & M r Nobody thinks they should be hung on your wal ls with starbursts behind them because this i s the way that they send out eye grabbing wavelengths that make you stop and stare, c l ick your tongue and say “how!”

SIZe: 23.5” / 60cm

VINYL STARbURST

R E D S TA R B u R S TW H I T E S TA R B u R S T

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I N S I G N I A C H I C K E N CO LO R S : W O O D, B A By B Lu E , G O L D, PA L E y E L LO W


m AT H E W T H E C A R V E R

TC HOTC HKEs mADE IN AFRICAMAN ON HORSE

SIZe: ± 10 “ / ± 25cm high, bases var y

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T H E FAT B Oy S

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TC HOTC HKEs mADE IN AFRICAFAT bOY MADE IN GHANA

SIZe: 19” x 6” - 15” x 7” / 48 x 15cm - 38 x 17cm

These Fat Boys made in Gha-na caused M r Somebody & M r Nobody to laugh so hard that he cr ied when he f i rst saw them. He asked his ass istants why these Fat Boys didn’t r e s e m b l e the proto -t ype and they assured him that “ they are exac t ly the same, just b igger.” The theme of these a n t - e a t e r - l o o k i n g b o y s i s

abundance, and how in Amer ica i t i s sometimes

cheaper to buy 2 hot dogs AND a Coke

than just one hot dog. This

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concept . You get what you get and no complaining.

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CARDBOARD sUITCAsEsbLUE AND bROWN SUITCASES

B R O W N S u I TC A S E O P E NB Lu E S u I TC A S E O P E N

When you were younger than your teeth, these cardboard suitcases were made better and stronger and cheaper, but now just be grateful for what you can get. These are for the serious cardboard suitcase lover. Some people can’t live without these.

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Se T: 1 x B lue Suitcase + 1 x Brown Suitcase

Blue: 6” x 11 .5” x 5 .5” / 40 .5cm x 29.5cm x 14cmBrown: 19.5” x 13 .5” x 6 .5” / 49cm x 35cm x 17cm

B R O W N S u I TC A S EB Lu E S u I TC A S E

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L i m i t e d E d i t i o n o f 2 5 0 MAde IN: Czech Republ ic

ROOm BADGEsNEITHER HERE NOR THERE

A leopard may not be able to change its spots, but Mr Some -body and Mr. Nobody ’s room badges can switch uses as quickly as chameleons do color, honorably serving as medals on walls, decorated table settings, necklace duty or cushion badge.

SMALL bAdGe: 5.5” x 5”L ArGe bAdGe: 19” x 17”

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MAde IN: USA MAde oF: Birch wood and gold paint

P L AC E m AT A N D CO A S T E R

N E C K L AC E

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BANDsCOTTON SILk COLLECTION

When you wear one of these bands you are the most important number one, like Miss America, an African King, very important dignitary, or a long, international flight attendant! Mr Somebody & Mr Nobody and his two personal assistants use these as: a beatnik scarf, a head scarf, a sash, a cravat, a table runner, wraps for their chins when they have a tooth ache.

Cr AVAT SIZe: 43.5” x 13” / 111.1 x 33.3cm

beATNIK SIZe: 74” x 6.5” SC ArF SIZe: 74” x 13”

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MAde IN: USA MAde oF: 55% Cotton, 45% Si lk

BANDsCOTTON VOILE COLLECTION

100% Cotton.

SC ArF SIZe: 74” x 13” / 187.9 x 33.8cm

Cr AVAT SIZe: 43.5” x 13” / 111.1 x 33.3cm

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T H E C H I C K E N C R AVAT

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T H E R E D F L A G C R AVAT

T H E B Lu E S E D A N C R AVAT

T H E B Lu E F L A G S C A R F

Cross the river in a crowd and the crocodile won’t eat you

T H E C H I C K E N S C A R F

A stubborn chicken learns its lesson in a hot pot of soup

T H E B Lu ES E D A N S C A R F

The Mouth who talks does not eat

T H E R E DS E D A N S C A R F


A stubborn chicken learns its lesson in a hot pot of soup



MAde IN: USA MAde oF: 100% Cotton Voi le

Se T oF: Al l 8 Cotton Voi le Bands

DOILIEsWHITE CARDbOARD

These doi ly des igns make M r Somebody & M r Nobody ’s ass is -tants remember long internat ional f l ights, fast cars , fat chick-ens, s ix f ingers and how he has to run for a patch of shade so that h is shoes don’t melt on a hot day. They make him long for home and vetkoek and a l l the ta les of h is l i fe. I f you tune in careful ly they ’ l l emit useful t ips and advice to l ive by so that you understand that a lmost is not eaten. The doi l ies make a new or o ld home look sharp -sharp.

There are 6 different doily designs. They are available as follow:SINGLe doILy SeT:I ndiv idual ly pack aged doi l ies (6 doi l ies, 1 of each design)6 PACK doILy SeT:Doi ly 6/packs (36 doi l ies, 6 of each design)

THE LAST SuPPER He ate the food and the

food ate him

THE AEROPLANE A horse has four legs yet

it often falls

THE DEVIL No sun sets without

its histories

SIX FINGERS This world’s a harsh place,

this world

A FAmOuS ZuLu PROVERBHe arrives Mr Somebody and

he leaves Mr Nobody

THE HOLIDAyA bad wound deserves

strong medicine

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SIZe: Doily: 12” / 30cm

DOILIEsGLITTERED CARDbOARD bOOk

The s ix d i f ferent doi ly des igns have been gl i t tered, fo i led and pack aged, then wire -bound to form a s ix page book let containing the s ix doi l ies

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He ate the food and the food ate him

A horse has four legs yet it often falls

No sun sets without its histories

This world’s a harsh place, this world

He arrives Mr Somebody and he leaves Mr Nobody

A bad wound deserves strong medicine

O N T H E WA L L O F F T H E WA L L

THE LAST SuPPER He ate the food and the

food ate him

THE AEROPLANE A horse has four legs yet

it often falls

THE DEVIL No sun sets without

its histories

SIX FINGERS This world’s a harsh place,

this world

A FAmOuS ZuLu PROVERB He arrives Mr Somebody and

he leaves Mr Nobody

THE HOLIDAy A bad wound deserves

strong medicine

F R O N T A N D B AC K O F D O I Ly B O O K

SIZe: Doily: 12” / 30cm

Book: 13” x 18“ / 33cm x 45cm, 6 pages

A FA m O u S Z u Lu P R O V E R B


T H E H O L I D Ay


mEDALLIONsL ARGE WOOD

Pin these large birch ply wood wal l badges to any room and they ’ l l t ransmit loud and c lear break-break sound to a l l l i s teners on the f requenc y. Standby they are reading you!

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DOILIEsL ARGE bROWN CARDbOARD

SIZe: 17.5” / 44 .5cm

A FA m O uS Z u Lu P R O V E R B T H E H O L I D Ay

T H E L A S T S u P P E R T H E A E R O P L A N E

T H E D E V I L S I X F I N G E R S

There are 6 different doily designs.THe broWN doILy SeT:6 indiv idual ly pack aged doi l ies, 1 of each design

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These doi l ies are for those with empt y pockets or not . I f you real ly want a wood medal l ion but your pockets are empt y, then you can perhaps save your shekels for a big brown doi ly instead.

A FA M O U S Z U LU P R O V E R B T H E H O L I DAY



Pe o p l e t h i n k t h a t i m m i g ra n t s p i c k a n d c h o o s e i f t h e y s w i t c h co u n t r i e s o r n o t , w e l l t h a t ’s j u s t n o t h o w i t u s u a l l y w o r k s. m o s t l y i m m i g ra n t s a r e j u s t g o i n g a l o n g f o r t h e r i d e b e ca u s e s o m e b o d y e l s e i s i n t h e m o o d t o t ra d e i n l a n d s a n d i s n’ t g i v i n g t h e m m u c h c h o i ce i n t h e m a t t e r. A l s o s o m e t i m e s p e o p l e s wa p co u n -t r i e s b e ca u s e t h e y a r e b o o t e d o u t b y a n a c t o f n a t u r e o r h u m a n s. m o s t t i m e s t h o u g h , w h e n co u n t r i e s a r e t ra d e d, t h e i n co m i n g s o m e b o d i e s a n d “ w h e n w e s,” e n d u p m a k i n g b e d s i n m o t e l s w i t h t h e s m e l l o f c u r r y e m a n a t i n g f r o m t h e wa l l s ( s o t o s p e a k ) . T h i s d o i l y i s i n h o n o r o f a l l t h e e a r t h -l i n g s w h o d i e a n d e m i g ra t e f r o m h e r e t o n o t h e r e a n d f o r t h o s e w h o h a v e g o n e f r o m h e r e t o t h e r e e v e r s i n ce t h e y g r e w l e g s a n d co u l d wa l k ,

T h i s o n e’s a b o u t m r S o m e b o d y & m r N o b o d y ’s m e m o r y o f a h o l i d a y s p e n t m o s t l y o n t h e s i d e o f t h e r o a d d u e t o r e c u r-r i n g b r e a k d o w n s o f a ce r t a i n G e r m a n s e d a n . . . ” E i s h , w h a t a m I d o i n g h e r e ? ” . . . f i n a l l y a m a t c h wa s l i t a n d s h o v e d i n t o t h e g a s t a n k t o r e l i e v e e n o r-m o u s f r u s t ra t i o n . Lu c k i l y t h e ca r d i d n o t b l o w u p a n d t h e f a m o u s b u s i n e s s m a n co n t i n -u e d t o s p e n d h i s h o l i d a y o n t h e s i d e o f t h e r o a d. T h i s d o i l y t e a c h e s y o u t o u s e s t r o n g m e d i c i n e w h e n n e e d e d, b u t i t s m o s t l y a l e s s o n a b o u t p a t i e n ce.

STORIES FROM MR SOMEbODY AND MR NObODY’S LIFE

sTIC KERs6 PAC k STIC kERS

b u t m o s t l y i t ’s a b o u t a l l t h e p e o p l e w h o g e t s o m e w h e r e a n d f i n d t h a t t h e y h a v e g o n e f r o m s o m e t h i n g t o n o t h i n g, b e ca u s e t h e r e a r e ra r e t i m e s w h e n t h e y co m e f r o m n o t h i n g t o s o m e t h i n g.

These st ickers st ick in your brain l ike memories of home.

SIZe: 6” diameter / 15cm diameter

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6 Di f ferent color st ickers

T H E A E R O P L A N E T H E D E V I L T H E L A S T S U P P E RS I X F I N G E R S

A horse has four legs yet it often falls

No sun sets without its histories

He ate the food and the food ate him

This world’s a harsh place, this world

This doily records the history of yet another batch of mr Somebody & mr Nobody’s relatives who were switching countries because they won the green card lottery and for other reasons. As he was plucked from his homeland, one of their children was going out of his mind from the length of the flight and the size of the leg room. By mistake he dumped cola into the handbag of the passenger sitting behind his seat–not once, but twice! The second time, the passenger grew extremely tall and began hurling French words so that the flight attendants rushed to the little boy’s aid. The emigrating mother just sat there in the sky chalking up the miles without any armpit room because by then her son’s head was in it. Her tears welled up enough that it was like wearing thick contact lenses

m r S o m e b o d y & m r N o b o d y ’s k i n w a s j u s t a b o y d u r i n g t h e t i m e w h e n y o u h a d t o w r i t e i n t h e w h i t e s p a c e s b e t w e e n t h e o l d w r i t i n g i n y o u r s c h o o l e x e r c i s e b o o k s b e c a u s e t h e r e w a s n’ t a n y p a p e r. P l u s y o u h a d t o e a t l a r d a n d d o n a t e y o u r s t o c k i n g s t o t h e w a r e f f o r t . O n e C h r i s t m a s , a k i n d - k i n d l a d y o r g a n i z e d a s t a c k o f g u n s h a p e s “ f o r A f r i c a ” t o b e c u t o u t o f o l d t e a p a c k i n g c a s e s . D r e s s e d u p a s S a n t a i n a r e d d e v i l s u i t ( s i n c e t h a t ’s t h e o n l y s u i t s h e c o u l d g e t ) , t h i s Fa t h e r C h r i s t m a s w i t h a t a i l a n d h o r n s , d e l i v e r e d t h e g u n s t o a c h i l d r e n’s h o m e . B o y ’s b e s t C h r i s t m a s e v e r !

m r S o m e b o d y & m r N o b o d y ’s r e l a t i v e s w e r e t ra d i n g i n o n e co u n t r y f o r t h e n e x t a n d w e r e h a v i n g a f a r e w e l l m e a l w i t h o l d f a m i l y f r i e n d s. T h e d i n n e r co n v e r s a t i o n co v e r e d r e l i g i o n , p o l i t i c s a n d ra ce. T h e n t h e h o s t ’s o l d m o t h e r wa n t e d t o k n o w w h e t h e r t h e g u e s t ’s d a u g h t e r “co u l d m a r r y a n A f r i ca n i f s h e f e l t l i ke i t ? ” S h e d i d n’ t l i ke t h e a n s w e r t o o m u c h . Le a v i n g t h e t a b l e. . . .r e t u r n i n g w i t h a r i f l e . . . . t h a t wa s t h e l a s t s u p p e r, y e s r i g h t . ( P S . T h e o n e E u r o - A f r i ca n -I n d i a n - Fr e n c h - S co t t s -We l s h -E n g l i s h s p e a k i n g - A f r i ka a n s d a u g h t e r w e n t o n t o m a r r y a N a t i v e A m e r i ca n - A f r i ca n -I r i s h s o n i n a H i n d u ce r e m o n y, t r u e’s B o b ! )

T h i s d o i l y r e m i n d s y o u t h a t a c t s o f k i n d n e s s co m e i n m a n y f o r m s. T h i s u n f o r g e t -t a b l e g o o d d e e d t o o k p l a ce i n Z u l u l a n d w h e r e m r S o m e b o d y & m r N o b o d y ’s g r e a t a u n t b o i l e d s o m e s c i s s o r s t h e n s n i p p e d o f f a b a b y ’s s i x t h f i n g e r s o i t co u l d h a v e f i v e.

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and made her think she had kaleidoscope vision because everything was looking all full of patterned watery bits. Her eyes star ted to drip like bad plumbing to the point of having a salty ocean on top and below. After the tall beast was subdued, the attendants learned that this mom was leaving her mother; her mother ’s mother ’s brother; her home, and all else against her wishes. So, the flight attendants kept sending pints of champagne in her direction and said “welcome home,” when they landed.

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