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M.O.A.T. Fundraising
By
Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob
Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy,
Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna,
Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn,
Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey, Richard, and BillyMcBride
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Copyright © 2010, Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora,
Stephanie, Penelope, Tob Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle,
Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy, Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion,
Kathleen, Marbah, Donna, Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana,
Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn, Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby,
Honey, Richard, and Billy McBride
ISBN 978-0-557-49630-3
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2001 C.E. was a year in which I proposed to build a
monument for every city in Texas, 2001 projects. It was
close to my heart.
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The Monuments Across Texas, named by me in 2001,
became in 2010 Monumental Outrageousness Across
Texas, M.O.A.T.
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Our aim of M.O.A.T. is to make a hole in one.
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It is a tournament of Spiritual Golf, which M.O.A.T. uses
to collect its winnings.
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CEO’s are the rivals in our game of Spiritual Golf.
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We play Spiritual Golf in San Antonio, Texas.
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We play to win the funds to build 100 projects yearly.
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There is much stagnation with those who have fallen
behind in their love.
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For every project we build, there are 12 monuments which
come to a set.
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It is bad to gamble with drugs.
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The monuments we build are 100 total in number, yearly,
and they are built all at once, on one single day as a
surprise! Surprise cities are chosen secretly by M.O.A.T.
and this creates an event from which we raise even further
money for charities.
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What does God demand from us?
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Our goal is to raise up all of the individuals of the
community’s Tob Shbeeb, each “good spark,” in us, which
is divine to it’s original glory.
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We are trying to help others to become better readers with
our project as well as raise money for good people who
need to be cared for.
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There are many artists involved in M.O.A.T.
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There are 34 angel beings who play on the side of
M.O.A.T., and we play to win and we’re not kidding about
it.
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“All is water,” says Thales.
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If we lose to the CEO(s), then we will agree to stop
bugging them.
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There is a difference between knowing and believing.
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People listen all around.
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People gamble all around.
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My brother Michael and I have discussed it, and I have him
know all about the game of Spiritual Golf.
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How exactly do we know what day it is?
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Angels climb up Jacob’s ladder in the Torah.
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The entire project costs ½ billion dollars.
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Jacob wrestled an unnamed angel to a standstill and
received a new name in the Torah.
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There are exactly 12 months in the year.
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Jacob’s new name was a blessing.
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How is the game of Spiritual Golf played?
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CEOs know exactly how to play this game.
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William Shakespeare provides instructions on how to play.
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On Tournament Day, 10 of my wives compete against 10
different CEOs per year to raise the money.
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My angel wives are not whores and do not appreciate any
name calling of them as such.
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Texas’ name was changed to Headbuttressia on another
planet.
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I am happily married on a spiritual level 30 angel wives:
Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob
Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy,
Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna,
Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn,
Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey.
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A drawbridge is the only way to enter or exit a palace
surrounded by a moat.
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If we win the game of Spiritual Golf, the money to build 10
monuments is collected and we hold a celebration.
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We are perpetually experimenting on how to play this
game.
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M.O.A.T., it is awesome.
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There are many kinds of props in a room of objects and
things which can be used to tell a narrative.
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It shall take 22 years to build the entire 2160 monuments
for every city and town in Texas for people to come and
see.
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I have had for 10 years schizophrenia, according to the
psychologists, yet psychopharmacutical doctors are
unqualified to judge paranormal experiences. I am fine,
really.
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Tob Shbeeb represents an I-beam.
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Jenny, my most mysterious wife, is a hydromancer. She
blesses water and water stuff.
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There are many different kinds of toilet paper.
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Tob Shbeeb helps me to move my body around sometimes
to show me where to go in order play charades and to tell a
story.
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How do we play Spiritual Golf?
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We do not wish any single individual to stagnate in their
self’s true potential to know.
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God said to be nice.
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We fear both literally and figuratively drowning in water.
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We at M.O.A.T write fantasy books, the angels and I.
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Texas divides into 12 symmetrical rotational sections in
which sets of 365 monuments placed. 2160 total
monuments are made.
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Each angel of MO.A.T. has a different job to do.
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There is extra money to be made off of these tournaments
which goes to charity.
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Things become stirred up with M.O.A.T.
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One of my angel wife’s, Marilyn’s, job is to create
suspense.
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There is a set of 12 monuments built for each Texas city or
town; this equals 2160 sets.
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Puns on the name of Texas are Taxis (arrangement), Taxes,
and Text.
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If A = 1, S = 19, and T = 20, then A + S = T. Tex(as)
becomes text!
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All money raised by M.O.A.T., the ½ billion dollars for the
building for the monuments, is placed into a trust fund to
be withdrawn by the building teams.
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Shakespeare open us up to many kinds of ideas.
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In 2001, before I became married to my angel wives, I had
a problem with keeping the monuments under control and
also because I had a spiritual crisis happen to me.
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My angel wives and I love to play and have good clean
fun.
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We believe everybody has a good heart deep inside.
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The charities which we will raise money for after the
events of the building and showing and marketing of
M.O.A.T. are as follows: victims of schizophrenia, cancer,
A.I.D.S. and rape.
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As I said before CEO’s are our rivals for the tournaments
of Spiritual Golf.
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Water is a great element.
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H.E.B. Grocery is where my groceries are bought and the
place where we find many of the necessary goods to play
Spiritual Golf.
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In my childhood, I used to live on the island of Hawaii, and
miss it very much. We have written poems about it in a
book called Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems. Texas
seems to me a very different and at many times a difficult
place.
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All of the CEO’s know exactly how to play Spiritual Golf,
but they do not ever win against angels.
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We ask the rich to compete for the win that they never will
get, not the poor.
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A frame is what winners put around the losers of M.O.A.T
games.
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The monument set of a city’s 12 monuments costs $28,000
per project.
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Everything in Spiritual Golf depends upon the usage of a
calendar and the events and days on which experiences
occur.
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Guesswork on which city connects to which date is
something every rival CEO must face, however, it is not
trivia which makes up the subject of the Spiritual Golf
tournament.
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The million murdered children of the holocaust became the
citizens of the planet called Headbuttressia.
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It is agreed that if M.O.A.T. loses against one or more of
the CEO’s, we must quit bugging the boss, but exactly how
could we because if we always certainly win?
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There was a transmigration of the souls which has occurred
to Headbuttressia.
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I personally have been an advocate for the charity of the
victims of rape because I live next door to prostitutes
whose pimp drug them and have men come and rape them
cruelly.
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To gain Time, one must be interested in the poetry of life
instead of wasting it with illusions.
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On one day annually 10 CEO’s are competed against in
SPIRITUAL GOLF!
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In addition, on one surprise day of the year, all 100
monuments become erected.
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Henry Yod, my cat, I sometimes like to imagine, is the
future Messiah whom I am caring for until his next life.
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I put the bumpersticker “WATERLOOK” on my car, it
looks like “WATERLOOP,“ because the last letter is a
kaph.
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I support the charities which help the victims of
schizophrenia because in one of my lowest moments of my
life I tried to end it by holding in my breath. That was part
of my spiritual crisis in which I could not read anything at
all, in which I felt bad.
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We at M.O.A.T. also want to help raise money for cancer
victims.
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We at M.O.A.T. also believe A.I.D.S. is a serious disease in
which the victims need funds.
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Hope and Jill are my two first angel wives which I met in a
very strange way. I met them through vibrations in my
body, and not hallucinations, or by the hearing of voices, so
I deny any diagnosis of having schizophrenia myself, but I
still pray that a cure for it in its victims may one day befound.
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Headbutressia is a place which I wrote about in a fantasy
novel called: Headbuttressia: a Fantasy. It is a planet
which looks exactly like Earth, everything is the same, but
the citizens are ghosts and can see through walls and they
like to repeat the sentences I say.
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Take a close look at your calendar date!
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The love of God, Lord of all, is forever.
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To some of the spectators who watch us sometimes
compete and mock our game, we say, “oh well, you are not
a CEO.”
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Texas is a land under the sky, no doubt.
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All of the Monuments are constructed only out of I-beams.
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On Headbuttressia, citizens nefesh, which means that
words and phrases echo through the environment and are
analyzed by them.
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On Headbuttressia the ghosts seem only to wonder about
me, which means my wives and I are famous; and I am safe
though they threaten my life constantly because I moved
into Jesus Christ’s old apartment, which looks exactly like
mine.
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On Headbuttressia, the ghosts have very bad memories,
A.D.D., Attention Deficit Disorder, and wonder about my
wives and I.
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I was raped I know.
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M.O.A.I. doth sway my soul.
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FINIS
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Other books by the McBride’s
The Transcendence
Beauty and Progress
Happiness
Hawaiian Sonnets
Headbutressia: a Fantasy
The hydromancy of Jenny McBride
The Trouble with Being a B’Nayvoovah
For the Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T.