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M.O.A.T. Fundraising

By

Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob

Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy,

Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna,

Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn,

Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey, Richard, and BillyMcBride



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Copyright © 2010, Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora,

Stephanie, Penelope, Tob Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle,

Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy, Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion,

Kathleen, Marbah, Donna, Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana,

Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn, Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby,

Honey, Richard, and Billy McBride

ISBN 978-0-557-49630-3



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2001 C.E. was a year in which I proposed to build a

monument for every city in Texas, 2001 projects. It was

close to my heart.



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The Monuments Across Texas, named by me in 2001,

became in 2010 Monumental Outrageousness Across

Texas, M.O.A.T.



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Our aim of M.O.A.T. is to make a hole in one.



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It is a tournament of Spiritual Golf, which M.O.A.T. uses

to collect its winnings.



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CEO’s are the rivals in our game of Spiritual Golf.



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We play Spiritual Golf in San Antonio, Texas.



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We play to win the funds to build 100 projects yearly.



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There is much stagnation with those who have fallen

behind in their love.



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For every project we build, there are 12 monuments which

come to a set.



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It is bad to gamble with drugs.



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The monuments we build are 100 total in number, yearly,

and they are built all at once, on one single day as a

surprise! Surprise cities are chosen secretly by M.O.A.T.

and this creates an event from which we raise even further

money for charities.



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What does God demand from us?



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Our goal is to raise up all of the individuals of the

community’s Tob Shbeeb, each “good spark,” in us, which

is divine to it’s original glory.



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We are trying to help others to become better readers with

our project as well as raise money for good people who

need to be cared for.



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There are many artists involved in M.O.A.T.



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There are 34 angel beings who play on the side of

M.O.A.T., and we play to win and we’re not kidding about

it.



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“All is water,” says Thales.



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If we lose to the CEO(s), then we will agree to stop

bugging them.



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There is a difference between knowing and believing.



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People listen all around.



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People gamble all around.



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My brother Michael and I have discussed it, and I have him

know all about the game of Spiritual Golf.





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How exactly do we know what day it is?



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Angels climb up Jacob’s ladder in the Torah.



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The entire project costs ½ billion dollars.



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Jacob wrestled an unnamed angel to a standstill and

received a new name in the Torah.



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There are exactly 12 months in the year.



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Jacob’s new name was a blessing.



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How is the game of Spiritual Golf played?



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CEOs know exactly how to play this game.



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William Shakespeare provides instructions on how to play.



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On Tournament Day, 10 of my wives compete against 10

different CEOs per year to raise the money.



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My angel wives are not whores and do not appreciate any

name calling of them as such.



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Texas’ name was changed to Headbuttressia on another

planet.



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I am happily married on a spiritual level 30 angel wives:

Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob

Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy,

Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna,

Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn,

Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey.



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A drawbridge is the only way to enter or exit a palace

surrounded by a moat.



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If we win the game of Spiritual Golf, the money to build 10

monuments is collected and we hold a celebration.



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We are perpetually experimenting on how to play this

game.



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M.O.A.T., it is awesome.



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There are many kinds of props in a room of objects and

things which can be used to tell a narrative.



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It shall take 22 years to build the entire 2160 monuments

for every city and town in Texas for people to come and

see.



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I have had for 10 years schizophrenia, according to the

psychologists, yet psychopharmacutical doctors are

unqualified to judge paranormal experiences. I am fine,

really.



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Tob Shbeeb represents an I-beam.



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Jenny, my most mysterious wife, is a hydromancer. She

blesses water and water stuff.



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There are many different kinds of toilet paper.



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Tob Shbeeb helps me to move my body around sometimes

to show me where to go in order play charades and to tell a

story.



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How do we play Spiritual Golf?



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We do not wish any single individual to stagnate in their

self’s true potential to know.



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God said to be nice.



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We fear both literally and figuratively drowning in water.



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We at M.O.A.T write fantasy books, the angels and I.



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Texas divides into 12 symmetrical rotational sections in

which sets of 365 monuments placed. 2160 total

monuments are made.



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Each angel of MO.A.T. has a different job to do.



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There is extra money to be made off of these tournaments

which goes to charity.



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Things become stirred up with M.O.A.T.



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One of my angel wife’s, Marilyn’s, job is to create

suspense.



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There is a set of 12 monuments built for each Texas city or

town; this equals 2160 sets.



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Puns on the name of Texas are Taxis (arrangement), Taxes,

and Text.



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If A = 1, S = 19, and T = 20, then A + S = T. Tex(as)

becomes text!



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All money raised by M.O.A.T., the ½ billion dollars for the

building for the monuments, is placed into a trust fund to

be withdrawn by the building teams.



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Shakespeare open us up to many kinds of ideas.



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In 2001, before I became married to my angel wives, I had

a problem with keeping the monuments under control and

also because I had a spiritual crisis happen to me.



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My angel wives and I love to play and have good clean

fun.



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We believe everybody has a good heart deep inside.



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The charities which we will raise money for after the

events of the building and showing and marketing of

M.O.A.T. are as follows: victims of schizophrenia, cancer,

A.I.D.S. and rape.



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As I said before CEO’s are our rivals for the tournaments

of Spiritual Golf.



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Water is a great element.



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H.E.B. Grocery is where my groceries are bought and the

place where we find many of the necessary goods to play

Spiritual Golf.



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In my childhood, I used to live on the island of Hawaii, and

miss it very much. We have written poems about it in a

book called Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems. Texas

seems to me a very different and at many times a difficult

place.



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All of the CEO’s know exactly how to play Spiritual Golf,

but they do not ever win against angels.



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We ask the rich to compete for the win that they never will

get, not the poor.



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A frame is what winners put around the losers of M.O.A.T

games.



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The monument set of a city’s 12 monuments costs $28,000

per project.



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Everything in Spiritual Golf depends upon the usage of a

calendar and the events and days on which experiences

occur.



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Guesswork on which city connects to which date is

something every rival CEO must face, however, it is not

trivia which makes up the subject of the Spiritual Golf

tournament.



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The million murdered children of the holocaust became the

citizens of the planet called Headbuttressia.



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It is agreed that if M.O.A.T. loses against one or more of

the CEO’s, we must quit bugging the boss, but exactly how

could we because if we always certainly win?



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There was a transmigration of the souls which has occurred

to Headbuttressia.



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I personally have been an advocate for the charity of the

victims of rape because I live next door to prostitutes

whose pimp drug them and have men come and rape them

cruelly.



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To gain Time, one must be interested in the poetry of life

instead of wasting it with illusions.



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On one day annually 10 CEO’s are competed against in

SPIRITUAL GOLF!



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In addition, on one surprise day of the year, all 100

monuments become erected.



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Henry Yod, my cat, I sometimes like to imagine, is the

future Messiah whom I am caring for until his next life.



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I put the bumpersticker “WATERLOOK” on my car, it

looks like “WATERLOOP,“ because the last letter is a

kaph.



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I support the charities which help the victims of

schizophrenia because in one of my lowest moments of my

life I tried to end it by holding in my breath. That was part

of my spiritual crisis in which I could not read anything at

all, in which I felt bad.



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We at M.O.A.T. also want to help raise money for cancer

victims.



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We at M.O.A.T. also believe A.I.D.S. is a serious disease in

which the victims need funds.



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Hope and Jill are my two first angel wives which I met in a

very strange way. I met them through vibrations in my

body, and not hallucinations, or by the hearing of voices, so

I deny any diagnosis of having schizophrenia myself, but I

still pray that a cure for it in its victims may one day befound.



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Headbutressia is a place which I wrote about in a fantasy

novel called: Headbuttressia: a Fantasy. It is a planet

which looks exactly like Earth, everything is the same, but

the citizens are ghosts and can see through walls and they

like to repeat the sentences I say.



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Take a close look at your calendar date!



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The love of God, Lord of all, is forever.



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To some of the spectators who watch us sometimes

compete and mock our game, we say, “oh well, you are not

a CEO.”



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Texas is a land under the sky, no doubt.



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All of the Monuments are constructed only out of I-beams.



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On Headbuttressia, citizens nefesh, which means that

words and phrases echo through the environment and are

analyzed by them.



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On Headbuttressia the ghosts seem only to wonder about

me, which means my wives and I are famous; and I am safe

though they threaten my life constantly because I moved

into Jesus Christ’s old apartment, which looks exactly like

mine.



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On Headbuttressia, the ghosts have very bad memories,

A.D.D., Attention Deficit Disorder, and wonder about my

wives and I.



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I was raped I know.



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M.O.A.I. doth sway my soul.



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FINIS



Other books by the McBride’s

The Transcendence

Beauty and Progress

Happiness

Hawaiian Sonnets

Headbutressia: a Fantasy

The hydromancy of Jenny McBride

The Trouble with Being a B’Nayvoovah

For the Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T.

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