The Pine Line Pine Meadows Community Newsletter

August 2017 Pursuing Peculiar Professions

Marilyn Helmer

“I’ve got a few odd jobs to do.” You have likely said this yourself, thinking of cutting the grass, washing the car, tidying a cupboard or answering a few emails. But when it comes to actual professions, the following bring a whole new meaning to the term “odd jobs”.

Pet Food Tasters earn their living literally eating a dog’s dinner. We are a nation of pet lovers and we want to be sure that our animal friends are eating as well as we do. Enter the Pet Food Tasters who willingly sample the latest and greatest in dog and cat food. Although the tasters generally do not swallow

the food, they do test it for smell, consistency and palatability. Some might consider this a dog’s life but there are rare animals out there who have made this their

chosen career.

If you are a foodie but tasting pet food holds no appeal, you might consider becoming a Food Stylist. Think of those mouth-watering ads you see in magazines and on TV, showing gastronomic delights arranged on designer dishes. They are assembled by Food Stylists, skilled in the art of lighting, décor, photography and videography. Their goal is to make the food look so appealing that it grabs consumers in the palate and the pocketbook.

High on the list of all-time favourite toys is the teddy bear. Children are not the only ones who love these huggable, cuddly creatures. Adult collectors of antique and vintage bears can be found worldwide. Although teddy bears are made for hugging and cuddling, they can end up suffering from too much loving. A tear here, a rip there, an ear or an arm falls off or an eye goes missing. When that happens, it is time for a visit to a bear doctor a.k.a. Teddy Bear Repair Technician. Many toy stores and Build-A-Bear Workshops employ

people skilled in the art of restoring an ailing teddy bear back to its cuddly, intact, lovable self.

For people whose career interest is more along the lines of caring giving, they might apply for a job as a Cup Keeper. This does not involve looking after your average coffee or tea cup. Actually it takes care giving to a whole new level. The cup they would be looking after is none other than the Stanley Cup – the coveted trophy awarded annually to the winning team in the National Hockey League playoffs. First awarded in 1892, and by today’s value worth around $11,000, the Stanley Cup has its own private escort. Known as the Keeper of the Cup, this individual accompanies the treasured trophy when it is on the road to be sure it does not go missing.

Although most bosses frown on employees sleeping on the job, this rule does not apply to Professional Sleepers. These lucky people actually get paid for sleeping on the job. The information doctors collect from the slumberers, helps with research into sleep patterns, habits and problems. The only downside is that participants must be able to sleep in spite of the noisy machines they are hooked up to so that doctors can study their brain activity and heart rate. But for those who can sleep through anything, this job is a bed of roses.

Professional Mattress Testers spend their days jumping on mattresses while Professional Golf Ball

Divers retrieve those little white balls from the depths of the water traps. Others earn their living as Paint Drying Watchers, timing how long it takes a paint to dry. In Japan, an Oshiya is a professional packer. No, not of groceries - of people. Oshiya are hired to push the crowds of

people onto trains where there is always room for one more. When push comes to shove, that has to be one of the most unusual careers of all, mostly appealing to students earning money for their education.

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Cards Cards Cards The Card Coordinators

No Get Well cards were sent, in the past month!

Linda Webster 35 White Bark Way on the illness of her son

A Sympathy card was sent, in the past month, to:

Jack Matheson 158 Pine Ridge Road on the passing of his wife, Marni Honey

Linda Moore 174 Lace Bark Lane on the passing of her father

For card requests, please contact either Barb Cook (75 WBW) at 519 787-0837

or Sue Wylie-Sewell (179 LBL) 519 787-3749

Marni Honey, 158 Pine Ridge Road

It is with deep sadness that the Pine Meadows community notes the passing of

Marni Honey, on Wednesday, July 19.

Our sympathies are extended to Jack and the family.

Volunteer Driving

Sandra Solomon, Volunteer Driving Coordinator

Both Joyce Giddings and I will be away in September (6 to 19 in my case). I realize that, despite long waiting periods to get in to see specialists and doctors these days, you don’t always have a lot of warning for appointments.

For those of you who may need a ride to an appointment and are aware of any over this period, could you please let me know as soon as possible so I can organize a ride before I go away? I can organize rides right up until just before I go (September 5) but the more time I have, the better.

I apologize to anyone who may be left in the lurch while I am away and I am still trying to find a solution for that (check the next Pine Line). I am equally sure that one of the many good neighbours we are blessed with in Pine Meadows will be happy to help out if they can.

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President’s Message John McKenna

In the midst of summer, greenery and flora throughout our community and environs. Splendid indeed!

Our celebration of Canada's 150th anniversary was a wonderful tribute to our nation. Thousands of our peoples celebrated in grand fashion. Our PMHA strawberry and pop celebration was well appreciated by all. Our choir under the direction of Anne King was superb. Thanks as well to the musical accompaniment members.

Enjoyed Cathy McCabe's play at our hall. Over the years we have enjoyed her programs and this one was no exception. Thank you Cathy and the cast for a fine evening.

Your Board is engaged in reviewing our PMHA Constitution and By Laws and any and all recommended changes will be presented at our Annual General Meeting in September. Have your say and let us know any changes you may wish to be considered.

Board members are required to leave the Board (as stated in our Constitution) upon expiry of their term in office. Therefore we welcome any PMHA member who may wish to serve on our Board of Directors.

Wishing all a wonderful summer... Health and Happiness to all!

Nomination Committee – 2017 PMHA Board Elections

Nominating Committee, PMHA

At the AGM on September 20, 2017, the following is the situation with respect to each of the Board positions:

President: John McKenna will complete the second year of his term. Vice President: Shon Sorensen will complete the second year of his term. Secretary: Kathy Munro’s term expires, and we have a nominee.

Additional nominations may be made. Treasurer: John Campbell will complete the second year of his term. Activities: Sue Anderson will complete the second year of her term. Building & Maintenance: Barry Wyant’s term expires, and we have a nominee.

Additional nominations may be made. Communications: Rick Rock’s term expires; Perry Adams will move from Government Liaison. Government Liaison: This position has been vacated, and we have a nominee.

Additional nominations may be made. MCRC Representative: John Hurst’s term expires, and we have a nominee. Additional nominations may be made. Member at Large: Ken Busch will complete the second year of his term.

All nominations should be made on the appropriate form, proposed and seconded, and sent to Kathy Munro no later than August 18, 2017. No nominations may be accepted after that date! Nomination forms are available from Perry Adams, Kathy Munro or Shon Sorensen.

Directors are elected for a two year term, and may run for one additional two year term, before being required to step aside for at least one year.

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Slow Down, You Move Too Fast Joan Ryan, 14 Pine Ridge Road

The maximum speed in Pine Meadows is 30 km/h. However you would not know it by the speed of the cars going down Pine Ridge Road. There is a straight section of road and drivers seem to think it is a speedway! I must admit that the maintenance vehicles speed up as well.

Most home owners drive into their garage, which means they back out onto the street. Many times, I have started to back up only to see a fast car coming down the street.

Please slow down when entering the community and we will all be safer.

Thank you, Joan

Sports on the Big Screen

Ken Lindsay, 226 486-2409

There are no major sports happenings in August. Should anyone have a request let me know, and we will try to arrange to show it on the big screen.

Bring along a comfy chair, snacks and beverages of your choice

Sunday Matinee Movies Carol Wood, 226 486-1534

The first and third Sunday of each month, in the Grand Hall (2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.)

To be resumed in October...

The Grand River Dinner Cruise Rick Rock

On July 20, fifty-one Pine Meadows residents enjoyed a documentary about the Origins of the Grand River, fabulous entertainment by the “Blazing Fiddles”, followed by a three hour boat cruise with a superb meal and again, historic information about the region.

A “Share the Wealth” draw was held on route. The winners were Sue Wylie-Sewell ($35), Suzie Parker ($35) and Don Sewell ($90) (free seat).

Mark Your Calendar...

August 14 - Bingo September 9 - Corn Roast September 20 - PMHA - AGM September 25 - Car Rally October 28 - Hallowe'en Dance

November 24 - Tree Lighting December 4 - Christmas Bingo December 31 - New Years Dinner/Dance

See, also, Koffee Klatch notices on page 5

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Koffee Klatch – August Speakers

Judy Busch and Sue Anderson

We look forward to seeing you at 9:30 for “a coffee social get-together”, followed by our Koffee Klatch announcements and guest speakers at 10:00.

1. August 9 – Beware - Fraud, Constable Mary Lou Schwindt 2. August 23 – Investing, Ron Billings, RBC

*Please note that Koffee Klatch speakers are invited for your interest only.

The Koffee Klatch Committee does not endorse any company, service or product.

Judy Busch and Sue Anderson are passing the duties of arranging for guest speakers

at Koffee Klatch, over to Jackie Piercey #97 and Linda Bell #96. This dynamic duo

would appreciate any suggestions or ideas you may have.

Editor's Note: On behalf of our community, we extend a special thank you to Judy and Sue for all their work and dedication over this past year, arranging the many interesting speakers.

Maintenance Cost Review Committee (MCRC)

Peggy Barton, Recording Secretary

Our review of the June Maintenance Report indicates a favourable position as of the end of June 2017.

The June 2017 cost report as always has been posted in the Board room for you all to take a look at. This report, prepared by head office, shows all

expense items, revenue items, costs per home per month and many other details. Please take a moment to take a look at the report and if you have any questions at all you can contact Randy Cook the MCRC chair (519 787 2464)

or email at randy@netflash.net and he will be more than pleased to research your questions.

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20th Annual Car Rally Ann Hurst, Car Rally Committee

Set aside Sept. 25, 2017, for a day full of laughs, prizes, trivia and good food.

Look for the sign-up sheet in the Grand Hall hallway. Cost is still $35 per person.

We would like 4 people to a car and please, please, please name your team! We will be accepting money at Koffee Klatch towards the end of August.

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Well it's here and we hope you saved the date on your calendar.

The sign-up sheet is on the board, so no excuses.

Hope to see you there for a fun night

Rebelrousers Street Party - Cancellation Barbara Lindsay, Street Party Committee

The street party committee has elected to cancel this event due to the lack of response, with only 33 signed participants at the date of this writing (June 26).

It is disappointing to all on the committee who have invested time and effort to get the ball rolling on this event. There is always a need to respond in a timely fashion in order that plans can move forward and since this did not happen, we can only assume that there would not be enough participation to warrant the Belwood Country Market catering and we felt, in all fairness to Mike, we needed to take this action.

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Canada Day / Strawberryfest 2017 Pearl Davis, Social Chair

Our celebration was a huge success. To begin with, the rain stayed away while we were having our annual picture taken by Terry Green. After the picture taking, everyone moved into the Grand Hall, which was decorated in festive red and white.

Since it was the special 150th birthday, we sang all four verses of the Anthem while watching a picture display of beautiful Canadian landscapes, places and people. We answered Canadian trivia questions to earn our place for getting the delicious cake, strawberries, ice cream and a drink.

When everyone was served, a Red Skelton comedy show called Canada Hey was shown, to the delight of the audience. It was a wonderful day of celebration.

Thank you to the Social Committee for their time and effort. Thank you, Rick Rock, for running the sound and pictures on the big screen. Thank you to Jean Barratt for suggesting the hilarious red Skelton show which everyone enjoyed. Thank you to Terry Green, for recording the day with pictures. Thank you to everyone who helped put the tables and chairs away. Last but not least, thank you to everyone who supported this event. It is you who made it such a success.

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Euchre Results: June 23 - Winners: 1st High Score(55) – Bob Grime – 2nd High Score(50) – Barry Wood – Lone Hands (4) – Clyde Henry – Lucky Draw – – Oscar Winner – Isabella Hood

July 12 - Winners: 1st High Score (61) – Norm Webb – 2nd High Score (56) – Sue Wylie-Sewell – Audrey Goulding Lone Hands (6) – Barry Wyant – Lucky Draw – Mary Drew – Bill Bryan Oscar Winner – Don Sewell

Bid Euchre Results: July 19 - Winners: 1st High Score (173) – Sue Wylie-Sewell 2nd High Score (162) – Wayne Douglas 3rd High Score (149) – Darlene Hogg Lucky Draw – Nancy Webb – Don Sewell Shoot the Moon – – Low Score (?) – Donna Chambers

July 5 - Winners: 1st High Score (197) – Isabella Hood 2nd High Score (188) – Mary Drew 3rd High Score (177) – John Doherty Lucky Draw – Barbara Lindsay – Joe Piercey Shoot the Moon – Isabella Hood – Sue Wylie-Sewell – Bill Bryan Low Score (?) – Joe Piercey

Cribbage Results: (Please join us! We have a great group, but are always looking for more) Fridays: 1:00 p.m. to 3:15 p.m. June 23 July 7 July 14 July 21 Men’s High Charlie Walker Ian Marr Wayne Douglas Wayne Douglas Ladies’ High Susan Langille Celia Barnett Marnie Detheridge Marnie Detheridge Second Marnie Detheridge Carol Peterson Donna Douglas Donna Douglas Wayne Douglas Charlie Walker Don Peterson Lucky Draws Donna Douglas Marnie Detheridge Carol Peterson Carol Peterson Myra Manning Myra Manning

Mixed Darts Results:

Thursdays: 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Darts will be continuing throughout the summer months: July and August and will be at the regular time on Thursday nights, from 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome to drop in and join us for a bit of fun. Roy Vinden, 647 454-9020

Weekly Golf and updated Bridge, Cribbage, Euchre and Bid Euchre results are always posted on the PMHA website, under the Scoreboard menu,

usually posted shortly after each event!

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Wednesday, August 2

The Ladies Who Lunch do so on the FIRST Wednesday of each month.

This month, we will meet at The Forage, 163 First Street in Orangeville, at 12:30 p.m.

Ladies of Pine Meadows, we invite you all to join us!

The signup sheet is on the notice board outside the Grand Hall.

You are all welcome. Please sign up and join us!

Feedback to the Pine Line Team…

Your comments and feedback on the content and appearance of the Pine Line are always invited. Please send us an email to:

pinemeadowsnewsletter@gmail.com or contact one of the Pine Line Team members, with your comments.

The Pine Line Team

The Pine Line is the monthly newsletter of Pine Meadows residents and is produced for the Pine Meadows Homeowners’ Association by the Pine Line Team, which currently consists of:

Co-Coordinators: Gary Helmer and Susan Langille

Members: Donna Douglas, Joyce Giddings, Mary Anne Hill, Barbara Hodgson, Ian Marr, Jean Pearson and Rick Rock.

The Pine Line depends on submissions by the various activity groups within Pine Meadows and by you, the residents. Submissions should be made electronically (by email) to pinemeadowsnewsletter@gmail.com or can be placed in the Pine Line box in the main lobby of the Recreation Centre. The submission deadline is the 21st of the month, with the exception of December, when an earlier deadline is in effect.

While a high priority is to include all submissions, space may require that some submissions be omitted, or delayed to a future edition of The Pine Line.

Channel 5 – Online

To access a version of the Channel 5 Notice Board online, visit our website (pmhahome.ca) and select the PM5 graphic

on the upper right side of the header image.

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Pine Meadows Homeowners’ Association – Events Calendar August 2017

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY

1 2 KK – Social Time 9:30

KK – (no speaker today) 10:00 Ladies Lunch Bunch 12:30 Bid Euchre 7:00

3 4 5

6 7

8 9 KK – Social Time 9:30

KK – (Beware - Fraud!) 10:00 Euchre 7:00

10 11 12

13 14 BINGO! 7:00

15

16 KK – Social Time 9:30

KK – (no speaker today) 10:00 Bid Euchre 7:00

17

18 PMHA

Nomnations Deadline

19

20 21

22

23 KK – Social Time 9:30

KK – (Investing) 10:00 Euchre 7:00

24 Golf

Scramble

25 26

27 28

29

30 KK– Social Time 9:30

KK – (no speaker today) 10:00 Bid Euchre 7:00

31

Audio/Visual: – John Barr

Channel. 5: – Gary Helmer

Safety/Security – Barry Wyant (Coordinator) August – Fred Dick

Reservations & Kitchen Committee – Barb Cook & Ann Hurst, (Chairs) July & August – Celia Barnett

Daily: Workshop opens at 7 a.m.

Pool is open 7 a.m. to 11 p.m.

Children may use pool:

1:30 – 4:00 p.m. 6:30 – 7:30 p.m.

Weekly :

8:30 Pickleball 9:00 Aquafit – Men 9:00 Wood Carving 10:15 Water Aerobics 11:30 S.M.A.R.T. 12:00 Billiards – Men 7:00 Billiards – Men

8:30 Pickleball 9:00 Aquafit – Ladies 9:00 Golf Ladies/Men 1:00 Billiards – Men 12:00 Table Tennis 1:30 Bridge - Ladies 7:00 Billiards – Ladies 7:00 Poker

8:30 Pickleball 8:30 Water Aerobics 9:30 KK Social Time 10:00 Koffee Klatch 11:30 S.M.A.R.T. 7:00 Bid Euchre (1

st & 3

rd & 5

th)

7:00 Euchre (2nd

& 4th

) 9:30 - 12:00 Pool Cleaning

8:30 Pickleball 9:00 Aquafit – Ladies 10:00 Romeo’s Breakfast 1:30 Board Games 7:00 Mixed Darts

9:00 Aquafit – Men 10:00 Shuffleboard 10:00 Bridge – Men’s 10:15 Water Aerobics 11:30 S.M.A.R.T. 1:00 Cribbage 12:00 Billiards – Men 4:00 Happy Hour

7:00 Mixed Billiards