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INZI was once asked a different question for a change just after PAK

won the match against India, for which he was not

prepared...Commentator: So INZI we have heard that your wife had a

baby last week ?? Is it true??INZI: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Raheem

First of all i want to thank Allah ... All credit goes to boayz .. they

really work hard .. its a team effort. Especially Afridi; without his

strokes it wouldn't have been possible..and if they continue this .. we

have a very gud chance again. Thank You

WORDS AND THEIR TRUE MEANINGS

Father: A banker provided by nature. : Rumor: News that travels at the

speed of sound. Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before

marriage. : College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn

pursuing. ffice: A place where you can relax after your strenuous

home life. : Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open

their mouth. : Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more

than you actually do. : Committee: Individuals who can do nothing

individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. :

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree

and woman gains her master's. : Worry: Interest paid on trouble before

it falls due. : Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. :Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine

power. : Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. hilosopher: A

fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.

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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you

actually look forward to the trip. ptimist: A person who starts taking

bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

essimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,

instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY :Miser: A person

who lives poor so that he can die rich. :Criminal: A guy no different

from the rest of us .... except that he got caught. olitician: One who

shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.

Doctor Beenish: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with

his bills

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Interview Questions

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor

Without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how

Long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand

and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,

what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an

elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it

will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their

35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and

said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful

to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said

the wife

The fairy moved her magic stick and ~ abracadabra! ~ Two tickets for the

new QueenMary2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well

this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a

lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish s to go on this trip with a

woman who is 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So

the fairy made a circle with her magic stick

abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story...Men might be ungrateful idiots... But

fairies are....female!

Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing. KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good.M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your

hands!Nike Condoms: just do it.Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man hasgone before

TRUE STATEMENTS

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"But what the hell is it good for?" --Engineerat the Advanced Computing Systems Division ofIBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

"There is no reason anyone would want acomputer in their home." --Ken Olson,president, chairman and founder of DigitalEquipment Corp., 1977

"The wireless music box has no imaginable

commercial value. Who would pay for amessage sent to nobody in particular?"--David Sarnoff's associates in response to hisurgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

"The concept is interesting and well-formed,but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea

must be feasible." --A Yale Universitymanagement professor in response to FredSmith's paper proposing reliable overnightdelivery service. (Smith went on to foundFederal Express Corp.)

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"--H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, themarket research reports say America likescrispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies

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We must polish the Polish furnitureHe could lead if he would get the lead outThe soldier decided to desert his dessert in the

desertHe thought it was time to present the present

A bass was painted on the head of the bassdrumWhen shot at, the dove dove into the bushesThe insurance was invalid for the invalidThere was a row among the oarsmen about

how to rowThey were too close! to the door to close itA seamstress and a sewer fell down into a

sewer lineTo help with planting, the farmer taught his sow

to sow

The wind was too strong to wind the sailAfter a number of injections my jaw go numb-erUpon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a

tearI had to subject the subject to a series of testsHow can I intimate this to my most intimate

friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language:There is no egg in eggplant nor ham inhamburger

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