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Philosophy for Old AgeGeorge Carlin on age102.

(Absolutely Brilliant)

If you dont read this to the veryend, you have lost a day in your life.

And when you have finished, do asI am doing and send it on.

Music: Ernesto Cortazar Eternal Love Affair He Yan Jan 2010

Philosophie pour le vieil ge(Absolument brillant)

Trit l cho Ngi Cao NinC George Carlin vo tui 102

Vous devez le lire jusqu la fin, sinonvous avez perdu une journe de votre vie.Et quand vous aurez termin,Faites comme moi, transfrez-le.

Hy c cho ht trang cui, nu khnge li nh mt mt ngy trong cuc i.V khi c xong, xin tip tc chuyn inh ti va lm y.

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Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get oldis whenwe're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageingthat you thinkin fractions.

Vous ralisez que le seul temps o lon veut vieillir est quand nous sommesenfants? Si vous avez moins de 10 ans, vous tes tellement excit de vieillir quevous compt en fractions.

Phi chng qu v cn nh ch c mt thi trong i chng ta mong chng ln lthu ta cn b? Nu ang di 10 tui, ta no nc tng tui bng s thp phn.

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'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and ahalf. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

Quel ge as-tu?' Jai 4 ans et demi!' Tu nas jamais 36 ans et demi. Tu as 4 ans

et demi tu vas avoir 5 ans bientt!

Chu my tui? Chu 4 tui ri! Khng nghe ai tr li ba mi su tui ri baogi. Chu 4 tui ri v sp 5 tui! l b quyt ca cu tr li.

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You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.Quand tu deviens ado, on ne se retient plus. Tu te vieillisdun an ou plus.Bc vo tui dy th , kh ai gi bn li. Bn tngtrc mt tui, hoc c vi ba tui.

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'How old are you?' 'I'mgonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonnabe 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21.Even the wordssoundlike a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!

Quel ge as-tu?' Je vais avoir 16 ans!' Tu pourrais en avoir 13, Bien voyonsje vais avoir 16 ans! Et la premire chose que tu sais tu en a 21.

Tu as maintenant 21 ans... YESSSS!!!Em my tui? Em sp 16! C th em mi 13, nhng ri, cng sp 16! V ngy

trng i ca i em l khi em ln 21. VNG, em 21 ri nh !!!Click


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- But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you soundlike badmilk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now,

you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What'schanged?

Et un peu plus tard 30 ans. Oooohh, Mais quest-il arriv? Ilme sembleque le temps a passvite! Lesplaisirs ne sont pluslesmmes. Quest quiarrive ? Quest-ce qui a chang?

V ri vi nm sau ti tui 30. Oooohh, ti g na y? Thi gian qu i nhanh!Cc s thch khng cn ging nh trc na. Sao th? Ci g i thay?

Tam thp nh lp

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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.... Whoa!Put on the brakes,it's allslipping away. Before you know it, you REACH50 and your dreams are gone

Tu as 21 ans, tu as 30 ans, Et la quarantaine suit.. Whoa! il faut mettreles freins, Avant a montait maisl a glisse tropvite, Avant que tu

ten aperoives tu as atteint la cinquantaine et tes beaux rvesdisparaissent.Bn ti tui 21, sang tui 30, ri y ti 40 Whoa! Hy p thng, nh angtrt chn. Trc khi khm ph ra, tui 50 ti v bao c m p u bin i mt.

T thp nhi bt hocNg thp tri thin mnh

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But wait !!! You MAKE it to 60.You didn't think you would!

Attend-l !!! Tu es rendu 60 ans.

Tu ne pensais jamaislatteindre!i !!! Bn lc tun ri y.Bn cha tng ngh ti tn ch ny!

Lc thp nh bt tng k

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So you BECOME 21,TURN 30,PUSH 40,REACH 50 andMAKE it to 60.

Alors tu as eu 21,Atteint 30,poussez 40,Glissez 50 et maintenant 60.

Vy l bn c 21, sang 30, y ti 40, trt ti 50 vbc vo lc tun.

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You've built upso much speed that you HIT70 ! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HITSunday, October 24, 2010!

Tu as tellement poussvite ton ge que tu asmaintenant 70 ! Bah aprstout cest un jour la fois; tu viensdatteindre lanne 2010 !

ng bn tng tui bng vn tc chng my chc Tht thp c la hy!Q

ui l, ngy li ngy qua th m cng bc vo nm 2010.Tht thp c la hy

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You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HITlunch;you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime.

Andit doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards;

'I Was JUST92.'

Et l tu en as 80,maintenant chaque minute compte, 7h00 djeuner,12h00 diner, 17h00 souper, 21h00 dodo.

Et ce nest pas fini, tu atteins 90 ansQuand je pense quil ny a passilongtemps on tait en 1992

V ka c 80, gi y thi gian tnh bng pht, 7G00 im tm, 12G00 n tra,17G00 n ti, 21G00 ln ging.

V cng cha ht, c vo siu th 90. Ti ngh li nm 1992 mi trc y cngchng bao lu

Bt thp c hi h

Cu thp siu th

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Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become alittle kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you allmake it to a healthy100 and a half!!

Bch thp nin giai lo

Et le plustrange arrive,Si tu atteinsle 100 ans tu redeviens enfant.Jai 100 ans et demi' Puissiez-vous tousvous rendre 100 ans etdemi!!

Th ri mt iu l xy n. Nu c bc qua ranh gii bch thp nin, cli lui v mt a b con. Ti 100 tui ri y! Chc qu c kho mnhti 100 tui ri!

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1.Throw out nonessential numbers.Thisincludes age, weight and height.Let the doctors worry about them.

That is why you pay 'them'

2.Keep only cheerful friends.The grouchespull you down.

COMMENT RESTER JEUNE

Sng sao tr mi khng gi

1. Oubliez leschiffres non-essentiels.Incluant lge,le poid,la grandeur,.

Laissez lesmdecinssen occuper,cest la raison pourquoiilssont

pays.2. Ne gardez que les bon amis.

2. Ch gi li nhng bn tt.

Ngi xu ch dm bn xung.

1. Loi b nhng con s khng cn thit;nh s tui, trng lng, chiu cao. cho bc s ghi chp cc con s y v h c tr tin lm vic .

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3.Keep learning.Learn more about the computer,crafts, gardening, whatever... Never letthe brain idle. 'An idle mindis the devil's workshop.' And the devil'sname isAlzheimer's.

4.Enjoy the simple things.4.Thng thc mi iu n gin

3.Continuez dapprendre.Les ordinateurs,la couture,le jardinage, etc... Ne laissez pasvotre

cerveau au repos un cerveau au repos amne le diable quisappelleAlzheimer.

3. Tip tc hc.My vi tnh, may v, lm vn, v.v. ng b c ngng ngh mt b cngh ngi li con qu c tn Alzheimer vo.

4. Profitez de toutesleschosessimples.

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5. Laugh often,long andloud.Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6.The tears happen. Endure, grieve,andmove on. The only person, who iswith us our entire life,is ourselves.Be ALIVE while you are alive.

5. Riez souvent et fort en perdre le souffle.

5. Thng ci, ln ting,di ti ht hi.

6. Mme si vous pleurez, endurez,

La seule personne qui vous entoure estvous-mme et pour la vie.Soyez vivant pendant que vous tes vivant.

6. Du cho phi khc, c khc thoi mi.Ngi duy nht quanh bn chnh l bntrong sut mt i.

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7.Surround yourself with what you love,whether it's family,pets,keepsakes,music,plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8.Cherish your health: If it is good,preserveit. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyondwhat you can improve, get help.

7. Entourez-vous de tous ceux que vous aimez. La famille,les animaux,

la musique,lesplantes,lesloisirs, etcVotre maison est votre chteau.

8.Prenez soin de votre sant. Voustes enbonne sant,protgez-l.Si elle est instable,gurissez-l.Sivous ne pouvez lamliorer,demandez de laide.8. Quan tm n sc kho ca bn: Nu tt, gi gn.Nu khng n nh, tr liu. Nu ngoi kh nng t tr

liu, yu cu tr gip.

7. t tt c mi th bn qu chung quanh, d l gia nh, gia sc, k vt, nhc c,cy cnh, chi, bt c th g Coi nh bn nh lu i ca mnh.

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9.Don't take guilt trips.Take a trip to the mall, even to the

next county; to a foreign countrybut NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people that you love

them, at every opportunity.

9. Ne faites pas des excursions coupables.Prenez une marche au centre dachat.Allez la campagne ou lextrieur du paysmais pas aux places de culpabilit.

10. Dites tous que vous les aimez chaque fois que vous en avez lachance.

10. Ni vi mi ngi rng bn yu hmi khi bn c dp.

9. ng lai vng nhng ch phm php.n cc trung tm thng mi. Do cnhng qu hoc du lch cc nc nhng

ch n cc ni d vng li lm.

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AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.

Et rappelez-vous toujours:La vie ne se mesure pas avecle nombre de fois que lon respire ou

expire,maisplutt la minute que lon ne respire plus !!

V hy lun lun nh rng:Cuc i khng o m bng con s nhng hi th raht vo ca ta, nhng m l pht giy ta ngng th.

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And if you don't send this to atleast 8 people who cares?But do share this with someone...We all need to live life to its

fullest each day !!

Mme si tu ne lenvoies pas 8personnes, on sen fout.Mais transfre-le dautres ..

On a tous besoin de vivre pleinchaque jour notre vie!

D l bn khng chuyn linh ho ny ti

cho 8 ngi th cng chng ai quan tm.Nhng hy chuyn n bn b.. Ta cnsng trn vn tng ngy trong cuc sngca chng ta !

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See you

again !!!

la prochaine !!!

Hn ti ng !!!nvh kt hp 3 ngn ng

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