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Fredagsmoro – uke 46Fredagsmoro – uke 46

Moro for liten – et hjem for oss/deg

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Siden ”Trekant” på nrk har fått Siden ”Trekant” på nrk har fått sånn oppmerksomhetsånn oppmerksomhet

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Moderne romantikkModerne romantikk

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Dohumor fra Blindern (sies det)Dohumor fra Blindern (sies det)

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Han til høyre trenger penger. Han til høyre trenger penger. Verdig mottaker?Verdig mottaker?

Utgått på dato?Utgått på dato?

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My 1 day employmentMy 1 day employmentSo after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’ So I replied, I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’ My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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Den neste er NSFWDen neste er NSFW

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Expectations vs. RealityExpectations vs. Reality

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OstrichOstrichA man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""I'll have the same," says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order."That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.” The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62.” Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket andplaces it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right…Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

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Enda en i anledning ”Trekant” Enda en i anledning ”Trekant” på nrk…på nrk…

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CHECK OUT THIS MOOSE!!!CHECK OUT THIS MOOSE!!!

I slipped in a beaver, just to see if you really do readPower points to the end, apparently you do!