* My RoomA frustrated Japanese fatherwas talking to his friend. Helamented, “When I was a kid, Iwas disciplined by being sentto my room and confined therewithout supper or anyentertainment. But in my son’sroom, he has his own colorTV, telephone, computer, air-conditioning and hi-fi set. There is also a refrigerator so well stocked and a microwave oven.”“So what do you do to discipline him?” asked his friend.“I send him to MY room!” the father said.Reflecting…Many modern kids lead such a luxurious life and they take things for granted. Do they realize how much their parents have sacrificed?* Extracting a ToothA woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any anesthesia because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth quick, and we'll be on our way."The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."Reflecting…Someone said: The wife is the MAJOR while the husband is the GENERAL at home. This is because the husband makes general decisions while the wife major ones!

* Irrational JealousyHusband: Darling, I’ve turned over a new leaf. See …no more strands of ladies’ hair on myshirt. I don’t fool around withwomen anymore.Wife: Some of my friends said that they have seen you visitingtemples. No ladies’ hair on your shirt? You are now fooling around with nuns!

Reflecting … * The jealousy of a wife can be most irrational.

This can lead to marital problems.

* Trust is an important element in a good marital relationship.• Love Life Jokes

"What do use for washing dishes?"

"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"

Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"

"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"

"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should

make him happy?"