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bash!

Wacha nigotee Collo!

TIHIHI! AKI GOSH!

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Wooooi!

Ai! Bado siskii poa!

Hakuna haja! Cheki, enda u-buy Pentriflex mbili kwa chemist. Ni dawa poa ya tumbo na itakufanya

ukuwe msupuu in 1 day!

Si tuishie kwa school nurse akupe dawa?Manze naskia

vibaya!

Jipesh, naskia una-drive?

Una-feel aje?

Aki naendesha!

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Alipofika home…

Si twende hospitali

uangaliwe?

Zii! Lazima nijipange

niende bash!

Surely Jipendo! Unajua lazima upone kwanza! Wacha

nikakuangalilie kienyeji,

itakusaidia haraka.

Wacha niambie Collo nita-make sure nipone

ndio niende na yeye bash!

Nitang’ara hii dresstop!

Hapo mtaani…

Dawa ya mende, coakroach murderer!

Dawa ya kisukari, ki-sugar, malaria!

Daktari, uko na dawa ya tumbo?

Hapa niko na madawa ya magonjwa yote duniani!

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Chukua hii: ni pure! Akunywe baada ya ugali mara mbili kwa siku. Na ikibaki mtatumia kuua

mende hapo nyumbani! Si unaona unatibika na hii chwani! Mimi ni daktari tosha!

KULE HOME…

Labda hii itakusaidia.

Sasa nimehata bash! Na ningeenda

na Collo! Gff!!

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Jipendo, una

mgeni!

Woishe Jipendo! Unacheki vile kujitibu imeleta shida! Amka uende kwa doki ndio

upate full treatment..

Nimekukosea sana Jipendo. Singekupa hizo madawa za kununuliwa

mtaani na hazijulikani ni za nini. Amka nikupeleke

hospitali. Malkia umetufungua macho!

Nimekuandikia madawa. Next time usirudie kujaribu

kujitibu! You were lucky this time!

Baadaye kidogo…

Mum nimeskia poa! Wacha

nikimbilie bash kabla iishe!

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Madawa herbal zinasaidia mwili na

immunity, kama matunda na chakula.

Lazima ucheki Daktari

kama wewe ni m-sick.

Qualified chemist huwa ako na Cert

imewekwa kwa wall yake.

KUMBUKA!!

Ni Daktari tu, ama Clinical Oficer ambaye

ana authority ya kukukagua na kukupa

dawa akishaku-cheki. Ukishakaguliwa,

atakupa ‘prescription’, penye

amekuandikia madawa yenye utatumia.

Tumia hizo dawa vile umeandikiwa,

kupunguza au kuongeza dosage ni

HATARI!Ukijitibu, unaweza kosea na

mwishowe itabidi ulipe bills

mob sana za hosi.

KWA HIVYO…Elewa kuwa kuna diseases mob na symptoms

hufanana, lakini madawa ya kutibu ni tofauti.

Kwa hivyo, kama wewe sio daktari, ni hardest

kujua ni ugonjwa gani uko nayo!

Pia wengine wakipewa dawa hawamalizi dose,

akiskia poa kiasi, anaacha dawa! Mwishowe

mwili inakuwa resistant kwa madawa,

na hii ndio expense noma.

Kujitibu ni cheap kwa muda mfupi, lakini

mwishowe, inaweza leta shida mobs sana!

Wacha ningoje Collo hapa, najua bado yuko around.

Collo hatokelezei?!

Manze siezi cheki Jipesh na vile naendesha hivi!

Relax collo! Enda u-buy pentriflex, ni dawa poa ya tumbo!

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big-upsto shujaaz

DJ B, am a former victim wa drug trafficking. I was

partly inspired na storo ya Chuux, venye ma-barons hu-misuse mayuts with false promises. Though niko rehab, tena under watch, am reformed na

sitaki ma-yut waumie kwa lyf kaa yangu.

Abdulrazack Saidi.

I was once an alcoholic but thru counselling

kutoka kwa mabeshte, I changed. The best thing I

did is I changed the company of friends.

Luli Mercie.

Niaje Dj B. Hii risto ya Malkia na Filo imeni-

affect coz nilikuwa navuta tumbaku. Nilijiamini na

kuacha drugs. Tuwe gangare na masomo.

Richard Sydy.

Bro wangu alikuwa mtu mandom na makuber. Hii

issue ilini-hurt. I researched on the ways

ya ku-quit drugs Nilichambua poa na later

nikam-show in detail. Alinisikia na aka-quit!

2naplan tuunde group ya ku-address addiction ya drugs kwa village yetu.

Thanks! Karam Yubiz.

Niaje DJ Boyie. Naeza lyk ku-share out stori ya me dat once nilikuwa an addict

wa coke nika-get busted bt nilipo take-iwa rehab one of de inmates

wakani-encourage ni-takelife yangu serious.

Bobbie.

Niaje DJ B. Nili-try ile idea ya ku-make viazi i-stay

for long. Manze nakuambia zinaweza stay for more than a year bila

ku-spoil. Thanks sanakwa ideas zako.Dennis Barasa.

Niaje DJ B.Chuo yetu ime-buy fire

extinguishers na first aid kits. Naku-big up coz

nilisoma shujaaz ile vako ya first aid. Na-big up

Gathiruini Boys Hae Skul kwa

ku-buy fire extinguishers.

Peter Waxi Maina.

unwaezachange lifeyako - acha addiction

shule yetuni shule poa ku-store

sweet potatoesDJ B umetushika

vinoma huku Kibera, na mwote Kenya. Umeni-inspir

zile idea za bizna, na juu nilna pesa kiasi nika open sh

Saa hii iko big tu sana hatahawa-believe! Ni-propose

jina ya hio shop manze jbado sijaipea name.

David Mutinda - Kibera

uuuupssujaaz

SMS3008

ni 5/-tu!!

1. Eliud Kisongochi

2. Sharleen Inganji

3. Brian Muinde

4. Martin W. Mugo

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10. Francis Ngowa

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elieve! Ni-propose-iea hio shop manze juudo sijaipea name.d Mutinda - Kibera.

If luvin shujaaz fm was a crime then ningekuwa shimo

la tewa prison ama kamiti maxmum

prison. Faith Mukami

“Nilizaliwa na spine imejikunja. Nikiwa mtoi watu walikuwa wananiita ng’ombe juu ya

nundu yenye ilikuwa kwa back yangu mgongoni. Chuo, ma-stude na mamode

walikuwa wakinitukana. Hakuna msee alitaka ku-interact na mimi; walidhani nitawaambukiza

hiyo disability!”

“Nilijiunga na Young Voices Club yenye ilini-help ku-dicover talent yangu ya poetry na

arts, na nime-get chance ya ku-perform!”

“Na-advise my fellow disabled friends kuwa disability is not inability, ambayo pia ndio title ya song yangu latest. Nimekuwa featured kwa Pamoja FM na Kibera Community TV station. Fuata dreams zako & kila kitu ita-work out!”

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JINA: GURSTON OPARBASE: KOCHIA – WEST

KARACHUONYO DISCTRICTWAX: MODE, MUSICIAN

SAVE DOOH

na maji ya mvua

Hi DJ B? Kwetu sasa hakuna mtu anajisumbua kuteka maji kutoka kwa kisima. Tuna tanks tatu ambazo zaweza hold

about 1500ltrs! Hata boy wetu wa job ame-relax. Sasa yeye ni kuangalia

maslahi ya ng'ombe zetu na hiyo ni almost 3

months! Wa2 wahimizwe kuchukulia maji ya mvua

kuwa serious!Pablo De Machinery.

DJ B, mimi nili-show mthama juu ya hii risto yaku-harvest maji ya

mvua. Alikubali ku-buy gutters instead ya

ku-buy maji.Leon - Kokwanyo

DJ B, rain water iko na use mob kaa domestic

use na hata irrigation. Pia inapunguza burden na

time ya kuendakutafuta maji.

Doro - Chavakali.

SMS3008

ni 5/-tu!!

Si uiiteShujaazDuka?

Si uiiteShujaazDuka?

Si nimekufungia ya kutosha? Uko poa

lakini?

Ah! Kuna mtu najua anaweza

kuku-help. Yeye ni pro kwa risto za farming.

Ana ma-ujanjez. Tuta-come na yeye

baadae.

Siko poa. Aki sunguch wangu

wanasumbua! Sijui ni-do what!

Umeni-save jo! Thanks.

Baadae!

Poa!

Poa!

Najua mimi ni orphan, na nime-grow-ia ghetto, lakini siwezi stand story za corruption. Niko ready kwa any challenge!

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Ma-Sunguch!

Dan, nime-come

na ule beste yangu.

Ndio huyu beste yangu. Ako poa sana na farming.

Niaje? Naitwa Sifa!

Ala! Sasa unaniletea kiwete hapa anisaidie na

nini?!

Wee! Unaongeaje

hivyo?!

Hebu kuja!Sifa ni

mlemavu, lakini ni binadamu kama mimi na wewe! Na amenisaidia

sana. Ndio maana nimemwomba akusaidie hata

wewe!

Wazi. Thanks sana.

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Haiya!

Ni kapoa!

Ah! Hakuna kitu kiwete anani-show mimi! Hata chukua hiyo sungura ni useless!

Sifa tuishie. Achana na huyu fala hasaidiki!

Na msirudi!

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Sifa, unatakia nini sungura?

Unajua sungura ni rahisi kulea. Kuifuga haihitaji move-ment mob so ni poa kwa mlemavu

kama mimi.

Pia una-get products mob kutoka kwa

sungura kama ngozi yake yenye ni poa ku-make ndula,

na makofia

Nyama yake ni tamu sana na

inauzwa bei poa: kshs 300 kwa kg moja!

Mbolea ya sunguch ni

poa sana kwa mimea

Wacha niishie home sasa. Chunga huyo sungura

vipoa!

bye!

Kuanzisha kuweka rabbits si hard, naweza

zijengea ka-hao ka mbao na mabati zenye nimeokota mtaani. Pia sihitaji cheddars*4

mob kuanza!

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Sunguch zangu!

Haiya! Dan anafanya nini pale?

Sasa nitaanzia

wapi?

Dan? Ume-lost. Hebu kuja niku-show

mtu amekuwa successful sana na

rabbit farming…

Oh? Sawa, twende.

Maria Kim! Dan! Karibuni. Sikujua

mna-come?

Nimeamua nimtembeze Dan acheki rabbit farm yako.

Ala?! Manze sunguch wako

wamekuwa wasoo! Kwani unazilisha

nini?

Baadae kidogo…

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Thanks! Farming ni passion

yangu. So nawachunga poa na kucheki afya yao

kila time.

Manze iza vile nilikubongesha siku ile. Sikujua una talent hivi.

Ni ufala yangu. Ni-forgive tu.

Hakuna was! Lakini kuna vile

unaweza ni-save…

Nahitaji msee wa kunisaidia kupeleka

sungura kuuza. Utani-help?

Ushasema! Nianze lini?

“Nilipomada chuo 2008, nilisaka ways za

ku-make dooh lakini wapi! Big up sana kwa

beste yangu, aliniambia nisi-concentrate na

job za office, nikuwe creative. Nikaamua

kufuga sunguch.”

“Nawalisha twice a day na mabaki ya sukuma wiki na

carrots yenye naokota sokoni. Maji nawapa mara

moja kwa siku.

Na kwa risto ya market…

Huwa ninabonga na mayuts wenye wametoka seco

majuzi ili nao waanze pia kufuga sungura.

So nimekuwa nikiwa-supply!

Naingia Kenyatta University soon, so nimeamua

nitauza hao sunguch wangu wote, nijaze na savings

zangu zingine ili nijilipie fees. Sunguch haina job nzito,

haina stress, msee yeyote anawez do!”

Kuweni wajanja, sunguch ina dooh

kuruka!

DJB, sunguch ni biz poa sana. Kuna huyu boy ana doworks

noma!

JINA: Moses MudavadiAKA: ‘Mdash’ 19 YRSBASE: Migori

HIVI NDIO NILI-DONilienda ocha nika-buy sungura male na

female kwa kshs 500 tu!

Saa hizi nina sunguch 17.

Nikarudi nikawaundia hao na locally

available materials: mbao na mabati scrap.

Nili-raise hiyo hao ndio maji isiingie ndani

mvua ikinyesha.

Ndani ya hiyo hao, niliweka nyasi imekauka,

na huwa nai-change kila siku.

a!

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wazi!

Hakuna was! Lakini kuna vile

unaweza ni-save…

vijana! kucheza

karata tu!

mnajua, ukulima ni kazi ngumu! unafaa

kukaa macho kila... zzzz... wakati...

fungueni mlango!!!

wamenikujia! madeni zangu zote zitaniua!

poleni vijana wangu, niljaribu kuwalea vizuri

lakini nimeturusha kwa shida...

nawaskia hapo ndani! fungueni

mlango!!!

oho! Nimeshinda

tena!

agh!tucheze game ingine!

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huyu mtu hatatuacha... itabidi mmoja wetu aende kufungua mlango...

hapana! ataenda tukikaa kimya...

wacha nifungue mlango...

taabu! utakufa!

er... ehm... pole sana,

jirani, nilikuwa kitandani...

wewe ni taabu?

...EHM...NDio...

WOi!Nime-come kuku-show

Purity ni wangu!

ah, poa... ni wewe

nakutafuta. naitwa matata.

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NIlimpenda

tangu tukuwe

watoi!

nikapatiwa transfer

kuenda kuwa polisi

pale nairobi city...

...lakini

niliposikia ya

kwamba mrui

fulani alikuwa

anataka kumuoa

purity wangu...

...ilibidi nirudi....

Unasemaje?!?!?!

hiyo ndio sababu

nimekuja hapa kukuambia...

...uwachane na yeye.

lakini...

...tunapendana...

Manze

alituliza

roho

yangu!

lakini sikuweza

kumuambia... nilikuwa

mwoga mbele yake...

oh, purity!

hiyo jina lake

linamfaa!

anaweza

kumnyamazisha

ndume kama

mimi!

ni msupa!

Ni mtamu!

Aki huyo dem!

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...uuuuh....

taabu amekufa!

woooi woi, majirani,

taabu amekufa!

ah, wewe baba charlie,

taabu hajakufa!

nisaidie kumuingisha

kwa nyumba...

eish, taabu! huyo msee

amekuchafua!!!

utado? utado?utado?

aki taabu, pole...

taabu, pole

sana...purity,

huyo msee

ameniumiza vibaya...

yenyewe, sijui

ni-do nini...

sitaki kufa!

nadhani itabidi

tu-break up!

taabu... do hivi: twende kwa

police station u-report matata.

uta-defendiwa

hapo.

TAABU! kuwa brave! utalea

familia aje na hii attitude yako?!?!

lakini alisema nisichukue

p-3 forms za kumstaki...

huyo msee ataniua!

uwachane na purity wangu!

na nisikuone

kwa station ukichukua

p-3!

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Taabu, kumbuka ni wewe nime-

choose unioe.

ni wewe nakupenda.

...mtajaza hiii p-3 form na

details za hiyo assault...

asante.

ahem!

sawa basi, twende kwa

station...

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MOBILE: 0734 874221

0727 773991

EMAIL: info@kituochasheria.or.ke

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