Halloween Sketch

8/10/2019 Halloween Sketch

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better be readythey're coming for you

(C2 scapa o bomboana pe jos si C3 i-o ia si incep sa se certe se aude

repetatits mine, oh,no,its mine,ye?? why are you so sure?? -sunt intrerupti deofiter:)

P:Hey kids, come here.

Cei trei se inghiontesc si se aude:

C3:You shouldnt have yelled at that old woman.

C2: Yes,sure its my fault,but I have told you t hat we should get not steal

those candies.C1:Dont worry, guys . Maybe he is just jealous that my costume is so cool

.(pe un ton prefacut chinuit si plangacios) -You may be arrested for looking good??

C1: Yes sir,is there any problem?

P: Oh,no,no,no, I just want to warn you against the dangers on this day

C3: (voit s erios):Ye,youre right sir, Ive just met Frankestein. He wantedto kidnap my mother and rob my house.

C1 il pocneste peste cap pe C3

P: Dont laugh ! Anything may happen . Lets talk about that I callStranger Danger.

C3: Sososo boring

P: What do you usually do on Halloween?C3: We get candies!!

C1-No,no,no,this is not quite a purpose.

C2: Youre right, you are so materialistic. (zise infulecand ciocolata sistergandu-se cu maneca la gura).


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C1: WelloHalloween (or Halloween ... but also known as Samhain,Summers End, All Hallows Eve, Witches Night, Lamswool, and Snap -Apple), is aholiday that's celebrated annually on the night of October 31. It originated inIreland, and is celebrated in quite a few countries including Ireland itself, theUnited States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Japan, New Zealand, Australia,Sweden among others. It's celebrated in a variety of ways and activitiesincluding trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, "hauntedhouse" tours, carving pumpkins (Jack-o'-lanterns) and reading / watching scarystories / movie. People give us candy to pray for the souls of the dead and toward off evil spirits.

P:Its i mpressive,really impressive. Did you learn all this at school?

C1:No,sir,I search every day...(este intrerupta de C3 brutal)

C2:Wonderful, you are so clever, honest ,smart and...and...now shout up, Iwant get rid of this stupid officer.

P: Hey, I m not stupid, my mummy say that I am great ,beautiful,intelligent man . Now,lets talk about ..about..about

C3:Stranger and danger (plictisit si sarcastic).

P: Do you know what danger means?

C3 :Danger is when,when you are hungry,and all you have to eat is 5sandwiches, a banana and a cake,this is danger ,mr office r,or when you donthave enough candies..(destul de ganditor si confuz)

P: Yes,its good (descurajat)...No , its not very good. You know... (gasinndsalvarea intr- o gluma) Candies cant kill you, can they?

C2 (parand ca se salveaza pentru patrie,cu o mana pe inima) You neverknow,we shouldt assume that risk .


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Policeman: Sometimes, especially now, around Halloween, you may find yourselves in this situation : you meet a stranger in the park at night and he hasa van. He offers you candies to get in the van ..

Child2 :Uuuu! I like candies!

Policeman: Well... We all like candies! But... What would you do?

Child2 : Whatever it takes to get that candy!

Policeman: Wait a minute... wait a minute... The man... He says you thatwhat you have to do is get into his van to get that candy.

Child2: Get in that van!

Policeman: No, no! Im sorry! Its all me, its all me! I should carify. Theman is a stranger, you dont know the man.

Child2 : Ok, so then you go... Whats your name? Im Shallen. Where are you from? Im from Tenesee. Everythings checked out, then get in that van and get that candy!

Child 3 : Ooo! I get it.. So, if you introduce yourself the stranger hes not a

stranger anymore.

Policeman: No, no, no! Thats wrong! The idea is that you should nevertalk to strangers!

Child 2 : Hold on! I cant talk to him? I mean hes right there eating all hiscandies and I am supposed to sit there in total silence and ignore him? That isclassic bad manners, man!

Child 1 : Yeah... This is not nice!

Policeman: Ok, guys.. When I say dont talk to strangers that includes not getting into the van.


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Child 2 : Mr Officer, lets clarify something! There is candy involved, right?Now.. For me.. I am all about candy! And if I have to get into that van to get thatcandy... I am now all about vans!

Child 3 : Hey, guys, theres a van parked across the street. Lets ask thedriver for candies!

Policeman: No, no, no!!

Child 1: Mr Officer, because of you, when I grow up, I want to drive a vanand pass out candy to kids. I love vans!

Policeman: Wait, wait! Let me explain! Shallen, come here. We are goingto do a scenario. There is no candy in this one and no vans!

Child 3: No Vans? I already hate this!

Policeman: I am a stranger talking to your friend. Lets just pretend! Hey,little girl, you want to get into my van?

Child 2 : Youre probably a friend of my dad. Lets go!

Policeman: No, no! I am a total stranger to you!

Child 2 : Waa! I dont know all my dads friends. I dont even know my dad!

Policeman: Wait! I am not a friend of your father.

Child2 : Wait! So.. Youre playing my dad.. Whats up dad? Why did youleave mom?

Child 1 : Hey, guys, Shallen is meeting her dad!

Policeman: I am not her dad!

Child 3 : Be a man and take responsibility for your child!

Policeman: Shes not my daughter! Now listen! Can anybody name a singlething that was wrong with this scenario?


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Child 3: Ummm.. Let me think... There were no vans and no candies! But

Shellen was awesome! Shellen, Shellen!!

Policeman : You know what? Im done here. Just... Read this!

Child 2 : Hes old fashioned. Lets go trick or treating!

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