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It is our position that a statewide smoking ban as it has been proposed is not an infringement on personal liberties. There are several arguments for and against smoking bans – and either side can win those arguments when they present them with the right set of facts.

While both positions have merit, the go-to argument against smok-ing bans seems to be the attack on personal liberty, and we don’t feel this argument holds water. Smoking in an enclosed space does produce health risks for others. It’s incomparable to anything else – would we allow a per-son to enter a movie theatre with a jug of pest control chemicals and allow them to randomly spray it in the air? Of course not, we regulate those chemicals and their uses. We wouldn’t permit someone with car problems to drive down the street, emitting a cloud that makes it impossible for motorists behind them to see the road.

If the economic argument is in fact a good enough reason to maintain the status quo, so be it, but there is nothing about liberty that permits one citizen to put another in harm’s way, in our estimation, so the “taking of liberties” argument must be put to rest.

Smoke this Don’t smoke thisIt is our position that a statewide smoking

ban is not only unnecessary, but is downright un-American. The last time we checked, tobacco products, including ciga-rettes and cigars, were perfectly legal to purchase and to smoke.

While we cannot argue that the use of any tobacco product is good for your health, neither is eating at fast food restaurants or failing to exercise three times a week. As long as something is not illegal, we cannot be prosecuted for partak-ing in it. Our great country was founded on the principles of liberty and private property, among others, so here in America we have the right to choose.

Bars, restaurants and other establishments are each private property and owned by someone with the right to choose whether they are smok-ing or non-smoking. Many places have chosen to be smoke free and we thank them when we are eating dinner out. But when we choose to have a beer and a cigarette while we watch a sporting event with friends, we are thankful that we still can.

To enact a statewide smoking ban in private-property establishments is one step further down the slippery slope of diminishing liberty. What will they take next?

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determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a

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be a Law.Clause 3: Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence

of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limita-tions prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

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As the New Year dawns, naturally we are compelled to look back on 2011 and take stock of what was and what could have been. Just as naturally, we also look forward to what the next 12 months will bring all of us. Around here, we tend to focus on a key watchword for the new year. For the next 365 days, and, truthfully, all those that follow, we actually are reinstituting our 2009 watchword, ACCOUNTABILITY, and we’ll tell you why. As you might recall, we recently com-missioned independent marketplace research – we’re not smart enough to do it on our own – whose results were at once confirming, sur-prising and eye-opening. If we’re nothing else to our readership and advertising partners, we are accountable. We’re also accountable to those whose services we employ, and they owe it to you be accountable, as well. From the adjective accountable, we get the noun ac-countability, and that means, basically, being responsible to someone or for some action. Interestingly, accountability is a common noun in many segments of the results of that recent research. You have put it to us to make sure there is accountability across various platforms of our Hamilton County life, chief among them government and its acumen

for stewardship of our tax dollars – or lack thereof. You told us you want to know what your elected officials are doing to justify the occupancy of their positions, and so we shall maintain watchful eyes on their deeds and open ears to their words. As this is your news-paper, and news it what you say it is, we wish to remind you that if there is any segment of, or behavior in, local government you question for whatever reason, please inform us. We will take your suggestions and questions to heart, and we will investigate and attempt to provide meaningful answers. We believe you deserve nothing less, so let us hear from you at [email protected]. Here’s to a progressive, healthful and fulfilling new year.

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COMMEntaRyBy terry anker

Many of us remember the start of the modern smoking wars with a non-threatening Dick Van Dyke movie called “Cold Turkey” from the early 1970s. It tells the story of fictional small town Eagle Rock, Iowa, and its rush to win a tobacco company-sponsored prize of $25,000,000 for kicking the habit naturally, hilarity ensues. Even-tually (much like an after-school special), we all learn a lesson about the evils of smoking. Since then, America has become a decidedly different place. In the wake of terrorists’ attacks on our homeland and the fear that it has wrought, we now tolerate more intrusions into our personal freedoms than at any point since our founding. Mad mothers, advocate judges, big-government governments and all manner and sort of entities have entered the public space with a promise to keep us safe and protect us from evil. Even as we have moved away from religious edicts and dogma designed to harness the unwitting prole-tariat, we have embraced with great exuberance the dictum of a new class of well-intended folks

out to protect us from ourselves. Perhaps we need the protection. We are too

fat. We are stupid enough to text while we drive. And, we fill our lungs (and often our veins) with toxic substances. But who gets to decide what freedoms we have? Should there be a scale at the fast food joint that determines a body mass in-dex before dispensing the bacon-bomb burger? Yet, do summary prohibitions work? Can we ban fat/smoke/liquor/sex/violence (or any of a plethora of human foibles) without taking away something equally (perhaps more) important? As the most recent smoking ban debates have grabbed headlines, one remembers the lessons of our long history of temperance movements. Should the 18th Amendment come back? And, perhaps one for gambling/smoking/eating/questioning/thinking?

Thank you for smoking

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may e-mail him at [email protected].

Building an endowment at The Center for the Performing ArtsCOMMEntaRy By John accetturo

What will it take for The Center for the Performing Arts to grow an endowment large enough to support its operating expenses? This question lingers in the mind of many Carmel residents. A continued taxpayer subsidy of $5.5M is not a viable solution. Frank Basile, acting CEO, recently indicated to the Carmel City Council that a $100 million endowment is needed. The amount is only a goal, with the road to get there being most important. I believe three things are necessary to meet the endowment goal for the Center: (1) improve Carmel’s relationship with the arts and philan-thropic communities in the Indianapolis Metro-politan area, (2) change our image of “us against them,” and (3) keep the operation of the Center independent from the City and the Carmel Re-development Commission.

Some of the wealthiest people in Indiana live in Carmel. Why haven’t more of them made significant donations to the Center? In order to obtain these large donations, any organization requires buy in to the leader’s vision and ability to move the organization forward. Therefore, it is critical that the vacant CEO position be filled by a leader who has experienced success in de-livering results in the operation of an arts venue. Relationships are of the upmost importance in philanthropy. The Center and its leadership need to do a better job at building them both inside and outside the Indianapolis community. Strong relationships need nurturing to increase major donations to the endowment.

There is only so much private support of the arts and we should not create a “you vs. us” environment because it could result in the fail-ure of numerous arts venues and organizations in the metropolitan area. This type of attitude needs to go away if the Center is going to thrive. Many large donors are already invested in nu-merous arts venues in the Indianapolis area and they want them all to continue. Therefore, they do not want any single venue taking away from another. So whether intentional or not, this type of image needs to be repaired.

Finally, the operation of the Center needs to be completely separate from the City and the Carmel Redevelopment Commission. The contract in place with The Center for the Per-forming Arts to operate the Center does that if followed. According to that contract, the City and the Redevelopment Commission are not legally liable for the Center’s conduct. Thus, fear of legal action is no excuse for meddling. The very competent board and the CEO need to run the Center, not politicians. The new CEO should report to the Center’s board, not the mayor. Decisions in the operation of the Center need to be business decisions, not political ones. The buildings are built, audiences have come, however, a strong foundation is needed for the Center to survive. I believe it can be done.

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» Student art display – The Carmel Arts Council’s World’s Smallest Children’s Art Gallery at 40 W. Main St. exhibits artwork of local students in grades kindergarten through sixth. This month, the gallery will display art from Mohawk Trails Elementary School students Jan. 14 (6 to 8 p.m.), 15 (2 to 4 p.m.,with a reception), 22 and 29 (2 to 4 p.m.). Admission is free. For more infor-mation, visit www.carmelartscouncil.org.

» Free concert – Branches Band, a Milwau-kee-based Christian band, will be presenting a free concert Jan. 9, 7 p.m. at Bethlehem Lutheran Church, 13225 N Illinois St, Car-mel. Call 571-0204 for more information or visit www.branchesband.com.

» Hands-on art – Teen and adult art-ists will have an opportunity to create some three-dimensional art during an upcoming program offered at the Monon Depot Museum over the winter break. During “Touring Carmel...the Artsy Way” on Jan. 7, local artist R. Carol Skinner will direct artists as they bring up to date four historic buildings in Old Town Carmel and will then draw what is there present-ly. The class is from 10 a.m. to noon and costs $5. Call 846-7117 to register.

» First speaker of the year – Carmel Golden K Kiwanis will meet this Thurs-day, 10 a.m. at the American Legion Hall, 852 W. Main St. Speaker: Dr. Carver McGriff, retired senior pastor, St. Luke’s United Methodist Church. Contact: Don Moehn, 873-1956.

» Winter Market resumes – The Carmel Winter Market will return Jan. 7 at Carmel City Center at 719 Hanover Place from 9 a.m. to noon. The free event features many vendors from the Carmel Farmers Market. Surface parking is available on the plaza level and in the underground garage. For more information, visit www.carmel.in.gov.

» Rotary meeting – The Rotary Club of Carmel will meet Friday, noon to 1:30 p.m. at the Mansion at Oak Hill, 5801 E. 116th St. Allison Peaper will speak on the lasting impact of being a Rotary Exchange Student. The cost for lunch is $2. Contact: Wendy Phillips 501-4955.

» Open house – The public is invited to attend an open house at the new location of Chaucie’s Place, 4607 E. 106th St., Jan. 10 from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. An award cer-emony will take place at 5:30 p.m. RSVP to [email protected] by Jan. 9.

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Danielle Wilson is a Carmel resident and contributing columnist. You may e-mail her at [email protected].

COMMEntaRy By Danielle Wilson

I just read through my 2011 New Year’s reso-lutions and realized I didn’t make that many. We did take our kids to Colorado and I did do a better job of balancing work and mother-hood, at least up until last month. But I still hate mushrooms, I didn’t publish a book, and my very yellow family room is still obnoxiously sunny. But that’s the great thing about a new year! You get the chance to start over. So here’s my fourth-annual list of New Year’s goals, per-fectly penned for your reading pleasure.

Paint the damn family room. Yes, it has high ceilings, so, yes, we’ll need to hire a professional. But seriously, if I can’t check this one little thing off my list, then I may as well resign myself to keeping stained laminate countertops and a car-peted master bath. Just do it already!

Calm the hell down. I really want to make this year less stressful, and I can start by tweak-ing my attitude towards things like dirty laun-dry, lasagna-encrusted dishes and unmade beds. I’ve mentioned this in previous articles, but I’m a bit anal when it comes to a clean house. The problem is, I have four kids and work full time, so stuff gets messy. In 2012, before I lose my cool over insignificant untidiness, I vow to take a deep breath, maybe go outside and shout the eff word a few times, and remind myself that a sterile home is a lifeless home. Bring on the dirt!

Minimize swearing. Or not. The eff word speaks to me.

Focus on family. The past few months I’ve lost sight of what’s truly important in life – a strong cup of coffee, a stout drink and a stiff … No wait, that’s something else. Family! Family should be the most important thing, and in 2012 I pledge to spend more quality time with my children and husband. I’m also going to try and get out of town more often to see siblings and nieces and nephews. Life’s just too short to not make the effort in this area.

Publish my book. I actually did get started on this last year, but somehow let it fall by the wayside. Not in 2012! Expect to see my lovely mug on a book cover near you by spring. As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again! Because I’ll be rich, see, from my book earnings.

Embrace middle age. I turn 40 this month. Gulp. But I’m not going to let it slow me down. Wrinkles, mammograms, hair dye … Bring. It. On.

Good luck meeting your own 2012 goals! Peace out.

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While battling cancer, Sally Feldman is helping others in that fight

“One day after I had chemo I swam 34 laps. It’s tough to keep me down. Even now

I should probably be in bed sick.”-Sally Feldman

By Kevin [email protected]

Sally Feldman is known around Car-mel for a number of reasons.

She taught many to play the piano. Some have received therapeutic mas-sages from her and others may recog-

nize her as a former Current columnist who wrote on this topic. But all who know her personally are familiar with her

vibrant, upbeat personality. Feldman said she didn’t

think anything could suppress her

perpetual optimism.

But cancer

did, at

least temporarily.In February, she was diagnosed with

Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma and soon af-ter began chemotherapy. The treatments helped, considerably shrinking a tumor that was originally “as big as a football,” as Feldman described it. But the benefits came with a hefty price. From February to November, her treatments left her tired and sore throughout her body, but it was the loss of her hair that affected Feldman the most.

“I didn’t like to go out bald,” she said. “I’m very outgoing and even I felt weird. I thought I wouldn’t care. I did care.”

Now, however, she’s feeling like herself again and is determined to help others who are in their own battles against cancer.

Feldman, a certified massage therapist, has teamed with Carmel business Revel Fit-ness to offer her services to cancer patients, free of charge.

She began working with Revel in 2010 after convincing the owners of the hybrid dance-fitness studio to begin offering mas-sage therapy to their clients.Chemo forced Feldman to step away from her work for some time, and when the treatments left her feeling her worst, she vowed to help others in the same situation if and when she was able to do so.

“Nothing made me feel better than get-ting a massage, but insurance doesn’t cover it,” she said. “I thought, I can do some-thing to let people feel the way I felt for nothing.’”

The unique massage services are the latest in Revel’s line of offerings geared towards in-dividuals who are uncomfortable attending and exercising in a traditional gym setting. Revel’s co-owners Cindy Schembre and Robby Huang opened the business in May

of 2010 to offer a place where members do not feel judged because of their weight, age or other personal characteristics. “We try to take the intimidation out,” Huang said.

The approach seems to be working, as the business recently moved to a new building, more than doubling its square footage, on Rohrer Road near 136th Street. Recalling how the loss of her hair made her reluctant to go out in public, Feldman said Revel is the perfect place to offer her free services.

But the time Feldman will be donating is not cheap. She said most therapeutic mas-sage sessions can cost between $65 and $85 per hour, and this prevents most cancer pa-tients from enjoying the benefits a massage has to offer, Feldman said.

“To feel better for even 10 minutes, I would have gotten a massage every day if I could have,” she said. “But that’s a lot of money when you have $150,000 in medical bills…This is one thing I can do.”

Revel, however, could soon offer some-thing more. Huang said the company likely will begin offering Zumba classes specifically for cancer patients and survivors sometime in 2012.

As a former client of Feldman’s, Schembre said she recommends her services to every-one. Not only are her massages effective, Schembre said, but she said simply being around Feldman and her positive attitude for an hour is equally beneficial.

That undying optimism is what makes it possible for Feldman to do what she’s doing now.

“It’s tough to keep me down. Even now I should probably be in bed sick,” she said. “I’m just going to do what I can.”

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VOlUntEERS By Jeff Worrell

The start of a new year is upon us and I am looking forward to reporting on the generous and selfless acts of giving that volunteers across our city will do for us in 2012. Thinking about what is yet to come reminds me of those who made Carmel a very special place this year. For example, it has been 12 months since we learned about the army of volunteers who coordinated the unending efforts that made the Palladium’s grand opening go off without a hitch. Gary Frey cajoled 150 Carmelites to work behind the scenes, without pay, but with a cheerful attitude from August to January.

I remember how hard Barbara Danquist and Stephanie McDonald worked putting together the Carmel Education Foundation telethon. I will never be able to say enough good things about the work of the foundation. This organiza-tion serves all of our children and is a solid reason for the reputation our school district now enjoys.

On several occasions last year, I told you about Lauren Gibson and her Carmel Green Teen Micro-Grant Program, which provides money to teens for worthy environmental projects. Her organization was again recog-nized for its success, this time by the Carmel Chamber of Commerce at its awards banquet last month. And do not forget about Sue Dil-

lon, because she did not forget about you. She is probably the single most important person in creating parkland and saving green space dur-ing Carmel’s explosive growth years. I told you she retired from the park board after serving 16 years. Pat Ritz is an unsung hero, working quietly and behind the scenes at Craine House. Most of us probably do not even know Craine House exists, let alone the fact that they are an alternative sentencing option for judges who are dealing with female offenders and their depen-dent children.

Another model citizen from the 16-year-old category is Amber Kriech. Her Hope for Home-less project involved 43 volunteers and enough donors to build a haven for at-risk, homeless youth. There simply are not enough pages in Current in Carmel to properly remember every great person we learned about in 2011. So, for 2012, I will do it one week at a time, hoping your project, creativity, kindness and resolve will inspire all of us to serve our fellow man. Happy New Year to each of you, and thank you for reading.

Looking back at 2011’s volunteers

Jeff Worrell is a local businessman. He recognizes volunteers on “Connecting with Carmel” on cable channel 16. Contact him at [email protected]


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WHY DO I NEED AN ATTORNEY? WHY CAN’T I DO IT MYSELF?Most of the time creditors will not negotiate with individuals, or debt settlement companies. They will ask an attorney for a “power of attorney”. An attorney locks in the terms, so that the creditor cannot change them and try to collect more interest or fees later. An attorney can also protect you in the event of a lawsuit occurring while negotiations are ongoing.

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Many residents will use a new trash service beginning next week.

The City Council in mid-July approved an or-dinance establishing citywide trash and recycling services to be provided by Republic Services, which presented the lowest bid on the five-year contract. Months after the ordinance was first introduced, the council approved an amended version allowing residents the opportunity to opt out and choose a different service provider.

Residents had from Sept. 15 to Oct. 15 to opt out for 2012. The next opt-out period will only apply to citywide services beginning in 2013. Those who opted out during the initial period can rejoin the program at any time by contacting Carmel Utilities at 571-2266.

City officials have said that those participat-ing in the citywide services should save a sub-stantial percentage on their trash and recycling service bills. In 2012, participating residents will pay $8.82 per month, which includes $.25 the city will keep to handle service calls, bill-ing and other customer service operations. In subsequent years, the monthly rates will increase annually through 2016 to $9.08, $9.34, $9.61 and $9.90, respectively.

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ers to put out their carts by 7 a.m. on collec-tion days. The monthly fee will be added to residents’ regular Carmel Utilities bill. Those who do not already receive a bill from the utility will begin receiving one automatically.

• Two 96-gallon carts – one for trash and one for recycling – were scheduled to be deliv-ered separately to Republic customers by the end of the day today, Dec. 31. Residents can request from Republic a third cart for either trash or recycling at no charge, and addi-tional carts are available for $5 per cart per month. Residents also can request smaller carts to replace the ones provided.

• During the months of April, May, October and November, each participating house-hold will be allowed 20 additional bags or bundles of landscape waste per week. Dur-ing other months, households are allowed one four-foot, tied bundle of twigs and limbs in addition to the trash container. One-time 55-gallon overage bags are avail-able for purchase at $2.50 each, and bulky items can be picked up for $10. Christmas tree disposal is included in the service.

• Previous service contracts will not be can-celled automatically, so each household – or homeowners association – must cancel contracts with other service providers if using Republic to avoid duplicate services and multiple bills.

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Taste of the Chamber business expo will have the opportunity to put their businesses on dis-play and their information in the hands of hun-dreds of potential customers in just one night.

Registration is now open for the event that will take place at the Ritz Charles from 4:30 to 7 p.m. on Jan. 19. The Taste of the Chamber business expo continues to grow each year. In January 2011, Taste of the Chamber drew 650 guests, an increase of 8 percent over the previous year, despite a snowstorm on the night of the event. The total number of exhibitors maxed out at a record of 97, which was an increase of 11 percent over 2010.

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Exhibitor booths start at $150 and spon-sorships start at $250. Space is still available and registration can be done online at www.carmelchamber.com or by calling the Chamber at 846-1049.

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Helping animals in need has become a pas-sion for Kate Morgenstern.

The local photojournalist saw a special on CBS about Teresa Berg, who dedicated her time to photo-graphing a Dachshund rescue in Texas. Morgenstern learned that because of the high-quality pictures Berg took of the dogs, the rescue’s adoption rate increased by 400 percent.

So Morgenstern was inspired to volunteer her talents, too. At first, she had difficulty finding shelters and rescue groups to work with, but with the help of Andrea Pepper of the Humane Society for Hamilton County, Morgenstern was able to find Southside Animal Shelter and APRO. During her first session at Southside, she photographed more than 40 animals in about three hours. Morgenstern said she thinks professional photos of these animals will lead to more adoptions. “People need to see pictures that will catch their eye,” she said. “There are literally thousands of animals in shelters and in the care of rescue groups. If they can’t tell what they are looking at, why would they waste their time going to visit?”

Morgenstern and her husband recently cre-ated their own non-profit charity registration

called Do It for Her, Inc. in honor of her hus-band’s dog, Casey. The two hope to utilize the organization as a vehicle for donating services to shelters and rescue groups.

“My goal is to get more animals adopted,” Morgenstern said. “It is proven that better pic-tures lead to more adoptions, and the more ani-mals adopted, the more we have room to save.”

To help Morgenstern with her goals or to learn more about her volunteer shoots, visit www.doitforherinc.com.

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Dec. 31 – Hamilton County Art Center & Birdie Gallery195 S. Fifth St., Noblesville, invites the public to visit and see art that represents “Good Things Come in Small Packages.” Bird-ie Gallery hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Thursday, Friday and Saturday. For more information, visit www.hcaa-in.org.

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Jan. 14 – 500 Clown: Frankenstein at the Stu-dio Theater, 3 Center Green, Carmel, at 8 p.m. Three clowns embark on a madcap journey to construct Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory. Stymied by elaborate and exaggerated period costumes, the clowns are propelled into acrobatic feats in an extended battle with an unruly table. 500 Clown rapidly moves between planned ele-ments and improvisation, leaving its audiences excitedly uncertain as to what is and what is not planned. For more information, call 843-3800 or visit www.thcenterfortheperformingarts.org.

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» Marathon to benefit St. Jude – The Car-mel Road Racing Group and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital recently announced a new partnership for the second annual Car-mel Marathon Championship Weekend, to be held April 21. As a featured St. Jude Heroes event, participants of the Carmel Marathon, Carmel Half-Marathon Presented by Run-ners Forum, Championship Weekend 8K and 1-Mile Family Fitness Walk can join St. Jude’s fight against childhood cancer. For more infor-mation, visit www.carmelmarathon.com.

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• Wear SPF EverydayWith so many great moisturizers now containing sunscreen, this resolution is a no-brainer. Salon01 has a great selection of moisturizers and makeup products that contain SPF, making it easy to stay accountable. Come in and talk with Kelly or Stephanie, two great estheticians that can find the perfect products for your needs.

• Try a New ColorThe personal shoppers at Nordstrom, Saks, and J. Crew can be your biggest asset the next time you make a visit to the mall. Focus your next trip on finding a new staple color to liven up your wardrobe. For redheads we love an emerald green, add it in your accessories as a subtle touch.

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2012 Men’s Hair TrendsAs we transition to yet another fabulous year for fashion, the men’s hairstyles continue to transform. Women’s styles tend to be short-lived and quite trendy, while the men’s slowly evolve throughout the seasons. We are already looking forward to seeing what’s in store for 2012.

Short Waves/ Curls - This look gives a soft edge to the masculine styles we saw in 2011. Men with naturally curly hair will look relaxed and sexy with this easy look.

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Question from Curtis P. from Westfield: I have a couple of vehicles and three people driv-ing in my family. I want to make sure I’m doing everything I can to get the best price. Any tips?

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you have an independent insurance agent helping you find the right coverage for you. Independent insurance agents have access to multiple carriers and will be able to find the right coverage at the best price by checking all of them. The key is finding the right balance of coverage and price. Your independent agent will be able to explain what you are sacrificing as you adjust coverage to get a lower price (unlike get-ting your insurance from the Internet).

There are also a couple of things to keep in mind if you have young drivers on your policy. Make sure that your young driver is assigned to the correct vehicle. The difference between an 18-year-old being the primary driver on a Toyota Camry versus being the primary on a new Mercedes is significant. Make sure your agent knows if your child is a good student also. Many carriers give a discount for young drivers that stay on the honor roll.

You can also double check that your vehicles are listed properly on your insurance policy. Look over your policy to make sure you are receiving a credit if your vehicle has an alarm or security system. Make sure that your yearly driving estimates are still accurate. Changing the amount you drive each year can alter your premium. You should also make sure that your coverage reflects the value of the vehicle you are insuring. For example, it doesn’t make much sense to have full coverage insurance with a $1000 deductible on a vehicle that is only worth $2,000. A mistake like that adds unnecessary premiums to your policy.

The last thing you need to do is make sure you are maximizing your policy discounts. A multi-policy discount is probably the most valu-able discount that people miss out on. You can qualify for this even if you don’t own a home. Pairing a renter’s insurance policy OR a home-owners insurance policy with your auto policy will qualify you for a great discount.

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Ryan Samuelson is with Shepherd Insurance & Finanacial Services. Have an insurance question you need answered? Send it to [email protected].

» Building hits two-year high – Home building spiked up in November to the stron-gest level in almost two years, as record-low mortgage rates and a surge in apartment and condo construction lifted activity. Housing starts shot up to an annual rate of 685,000 in the month, up 9.3 percent from October and 24.3 percent higher than a year earlier. Building activity easily topped predictions of 627,000 starts economists surveyed by Brief-ing.com were expecting.

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» Economists predict growth – The U.S. economy will grow faster in 2012 — if it isn’t knocked off track by upheavals in Europe, according to an Associated Press survey of leading economists. The three dozen private, corporate and academic economists expect the economy to grow 2.4 percent next year. In 2011, it likely grew less than 2 percent. The economists surveyed expect the country to create 177,000 jobs a month through Elec-

tion Day 2012. That would be up from an average 132,000 jobs a month so far in 2011.

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» Customer service secret – When things don’t go your way, make the Internet your micro-phone by posting a com-plaint on the business’s Facebook page or your Twitter feed. Compa-nies have departments dedicated to surfing the Internet and making sure their brands are protected, and many have separate Twitter handles for help, such as @ComcastCares and @DeltaAssist. For example, when Con-necticut resident Jonathan Whitbourne’s dryer malfunctioned after just six months, he posted a complaint on Maytag’s Facebook page. A rep responded within an hour and gave him a deal on in-home service.

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Temperament of the dog. Friendly dogs are the most likely to walk up to the first person they see, be rescued and either returned to the owner, taken to a shelter or “adopted” by the finder. Aloof dogs are more likely to avoid strangers until they get hungry, and may travel a considerable distance before someone befriends them. Fearful dogs are likely to travel farther and actively avoid contact with humans, even when hunger calls. Sometimes the only way to capture a fearful dog is with the use of a humane trap.

Circumstances of the disappearance. A dog who wanders out of curiosity is likely to stay close to home and wander back in fairly short order. One who bolts from fear can run for sev-eral miles in blind panic.

Terrain. Wide open spaces are more condu-cive to distance travel than residential neighbor-hoods, where fences create barriers to travel.

Appearance of the dog. “Warm, fuzzy dogs” are quicker to be rescued than large, aggressive-appearing dogs. Someone who may quickly stop to pick up a Cocker Spaniel or a furry Labradoodle may think twice before inviting a roaming Rottweiler into her car. Purebred dogs may also be picked up more quickly – as people sometimes mistakenly thinks it’s normal for mixed breeds to be roaming the streets but a purebred dog “must belong to someone.”

Weather. A dog in a blizzard or a driving rainstorm is likely to seek shelter. A dog wander-ing in 95-degree heat will seek a cool spot and

settle down. A dog on a sunny autumn day may happily chase deer and wander farther than one inhibited by bad weather conditions.

Population densities. It’s just common sense that the more people there are around, the more likely it is that your dog will be seen and re-ported to you, or rescued by someone who calls you or the local shelter.

What you can do. Make sure you have sev-eral forms of identification solidly attached to your dog or cat. We strongly recommend using implanted microchip IDs, too. Put your dog’s name on its ID so it can be as comfortable as possible with the person who finds it.

This time of year, with all the hustle and peo-ple coming in and out it would be very easy for your dog or cat to just walk out. You even might not notice for a while.

Factors that influence a lost dog’s travel

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» Dog’s temp is higher than mine; why? – First, consider three factors: your dog’s basal metabolic rate, its core body temperature and its size. The BMR is the minimum calorific requirement needed to sustain life in your dog when it is resting. It’s therefore the amount of energy, mea-sured in calories, expended by your dog’s body when your pet is asleep. The CBT for dogs is between 100.5 F and 102 F. While that’s higher than the normal temperature for humans, 98.6 F, even our temperature can vary during the day, sometimes going as low as 97 F in the morning and as high as 99 F in the evening. Your dog’s metabo-lism is therefore higher, as is the amount of heat energy released by your dog.

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» Cat allergy study – Getting a cat in adulthood nearly doubles the chances of developing an immune reaction to it, a European study found. Researchers sur-veyed more than 6,000 adult Europeans twice over nine years, taking blood sam-ples. None of the participants originally had antibodies to cats in their blood, meaning they were not sensitized to the animal’s dander. Four in 10 of the newly sensitized said they experienced allergy symptoms around animals, four times the rate seen among people without antibod-ies against cats. Also, people who let pets into the bedroom became sensitized.

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Trends come and go and most likely come back. Who hasn’t gone through a major closet overhaul and tossed aside the old argyle sweater only to kick themselves later when it is front and center on the cover of a magazine claiming to be the hottest new style? This also seems to be the case as you look around at those same closet walls that still have floral-patterned wallpaper only Carol Brady could appreciate. So, as we tend to change our fashion style to stay current, often our sense of “home fashion” doesn’t fall far behind.

The current trend in custom home improve-ments is to cover walls with paint, texturing and artistic applications. The other option is getting out the glue and glamour by using good old fashioned wallpaper. However, to some this route may seem a tad passé and seemingly few designs withstand the test of time. So what to choose?

The positive aspects of rolling with the paint route is it can be easily changed whenever the mood calls for a refresh, or perhaps a remodel occurs in the kitchen or bath area. On the flip side, it can be hard to maintain that newly clean look as fingerprints, cooking disasters or daily nicks here and there occur more frequently than we bargain for. This leads to a “honey-do” list and dusting off the old paint cans for a frequent touch up session (most conveniently during Superbowl Sunday).

There is no question that choosing paint keeps up with ever-changing trends. That being said, insert three cheers for modern wallpaper technology and its seemingly infinite selection of design, texture and ability to convey your unique home personality.

When comparing wallpaper to paint it is gen-erally more expensive and more complicated to install, also it wears better, lasts longer and offers more design options at a lesser cost than custom hand or “faux” painting.

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HUMOR By Dick Wolfsie

I’d like to take over the late Andy Rooney’s job on 60 Minutes, but I may not be quite cantanker-ous enough. Maybe I just need a little practice. So here’s my final shot at grumpiness for 2011. I hope they’re paying attention over at CBS…

What’s the deal with bills from your health insurance company that say: THIS IS NOT A BILL. Then why the heck are they sending it to me? The idea of a warning does have some legitimate applications. That thing you see in the grocery store called a plantain? How about a sign for them: THIS IS NOT A BANANA. Or maybe a label on the container of Comet cleans-er that says: THIS IS NOT GRATED PARME-SAN CHEESE. And for some of my columns: THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY. Yes, those kinds of warnings would be helpful.

Why couldn’t baseball fans get the World Series on the radio last month? I don’t have a fancy-shmancy satellite service. I wasn’t look-ing for Howard Stern or Glenn Beck that night on the dial. I was looking for Alfred Pujols. If you are not a baseball fan, you don’t know who Pujols is. If you do know who Pujols is and you root for the St. Louis Cardinals, now you really have something to be cranky about, too.

Why is the automatic entry door at Kroger on the left side and the exit door on the right?

Who came up with this cockamamie idea? I often wonder in general whether I’m coming or going. This is making it even tougher on me.

I feel very guilty when I walk past a Salva-tion Army bell ringer even though I dropped something in the kettle 20 minutes earlier. I’d like a punch card that shows what I’ve already donated. Then all those Santas wouldn’t think I was so cheap.

I asked the clerk at the service station the other day if they had windshield wiper fluid. “Yes,” she said, “do you want cherry or orange?” I don’t think wiper fluid should come in different flavors. I want a clean windshield, not a cough remedy.

“Hi, this is Joe. I’ll be out of the office until Nov. 28. Have a great Thanksgiving.” This is just a guess, Joe, but I have a feeling you’re not out of the office for the next 11 months. I bet you didn’t change your VM when you got back last month. And I’m pretty sure you won’t change it again until you go to Bermuda in April.

Normally, when you make lists, there are ten items. I could only think of six. That’s proof I need more practice at being grumpy.

That’s the spirit

Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist, and speaker. Contact him at [email protected].

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(317) 846-4166(317) 509-3943

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Fun and loving atmosphere. References needed.

Contact Bonnie at 408-9968.

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now HIrIng Senior Software Developer with

experience in ERP and database systems for a local project. Send resume to

[email protected]

now HIrIng Exterior Service

Carmel based exterior renovation company is seeking applicants with

experience in roofing, siding, gutters, and windows. Must have reliable

transportation and must be willing to travel. A current and valid driver’s license

is required, along with a good driving record. Candidates will be working with

customers and should have a presentable appearance and good communication

skills. Interested candidates can fill out an application at 805 City Center Drive, #160,

Carmel, IN 46032 or call Eric Webb at 317-575-9400

now HIrIng Join a workforce dedicated to helping

individuals with disabilitieslive meaningful lives!

noble of Indiana is now hiring forDirect Support Professionals for our Adult Day Services in Carmel and Broad Ripple, for Respite (with ASL experience), and to

provide community-based serviceson the Northside.

Requires HS diploma/GED; must provide own transportation, have a valid driver’s license and meet driving insurability and

background check requirements. Please send resumes to

[email protected] or by fax, 317-375-2719

FuLL-TIme oPTICaL TeCHnICIan needed

High end optical in Carmel is looking for an experienced, highly energetic optical technician. Please fax resume, cover letter and references to 317.660.7438

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